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This guy is just one of the reasons I'm ashamed to call myself a Christian. Can't people just shut up about the end of the world? When it happens, it'll happen. Stop trying to put a date on it, damn. Doesn't it even say in the Bible to beware of date-setters or something like that? Even though I don't follow the Bible word for word, that is defiantly one I [i]do[/i] follow. Oh well, I'll be going on with my daily activities tomorrow, maybe playing that REM song everywhere I go.
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[quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1305947464' post='5221902']
So how come other people can post that they're clearly Evangelical Christians and what-not, but when I even hint that I might be, I get flamed?
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Because you BEG for it. And, technically, you were not flamed.

Trust me, you just scream it. Think about those 2 threads you posted earlier today.

You start getting sarcastic, and saying "Well then, I must be an extremist!"

That's why =/
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people are don' $#!+ by adding numbers mathematically, they completely forget said messages/warnings.
i swear i thought christianity believes jesus will come back from the dead and slay the devil, making him go back hell, and then gog and magog, [i]then[/i] then the world will end. anyone seen jesus around
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[quote name='I-dreezyAFG' timestamp='1305947978' post='5221919']
people are don' $#!+ by adding numbers mathematically, they completely forget said messages/warnings.
i swear i thought christianity believes jesus will come back from the dead and slay the devil, making him go back hell, and then gog and magog, [i]then[/i] then the world will end. anyone seen jesus around
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[url="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailReligiousStudiesForever"]You fail religious studies forever.[/url]

Seriously, this is among the most ignorant thigns I have heard in a while.
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To all the retards that believe this guy, how/where/when should I look for Christ? Is he going to be naked, because I'm not really into gay pornography. Should I look roughly twenty degrees into the sky at around 6 PM EST? I need to know, I want to see Christ right before the world ends so I can convert to Christolocism and go to heaven.

[quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1305931380' post='5221346']
The majority of Christians are atheists? If a river splitting is impossible, I'm fairly sure the existence of omnipotent-potent being is impossible too. Dark, you keep pretending to be flabbergasted at anyone believing anything with any supernatural qualities to it, yet you keep acting like you're part of a minority.

Go ahead and respond with more of your snark bullshit, I'm done with this.
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No, you aren't an atheist if you don't take a story about some man splitting a river in half as figurative. It's [b]logical[/b]. You're just pissed because you fail to realize that the majority of the people in your religion don't take your damn book literally anymore, because they've logically and intellectually evolved past that. Less people these days are religious extremists because of this surge of knowledge, and less people think that the stories in the Bible are meant to be taken literally, but rather to act as guides or examples. It's not my fault that other people have logic but you fail to gain any, and you shouldn't call my posts bullshit when bullshit is what your head is full of.

[quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1305947464' post='5221902']
So how come other people can post that they're clearly Evangelical Christians and what-not, but when I even hint that I might be, I get flamed?
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Because you, unfortunately, get involved in arguments when you don't have nearly enough logic to back up any single one of your points. Nobody cares if someone is an Evangelical or a Jew or a Muslim or a Pastafarian, but when you get involved in arguments when you can't hold your own, expect to get flamed and called a retard, because that is truly what you are. If you don't want to get flamed for your lack of logic and [b]sense[/b], don't get involved in religious arguments, period.
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[quote name='Zetsubou Black' timestamp='1305947649' post='5221908']
Because you BEG for it. And, technically, you were not flamed.

Trust me, you just scream it. Think about those 2 threads you posted earlier today.

You start getting sarcastic, and saying "Well then, I must be an extremist!"

That's why =/
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I was never flamed? Read the post above mine.
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10:12 AM, no signs of apocalypse

[quote name='Wang Fire' timestamp='1305943644' post='5221770']
tommarow at 6:01 Pm, I'm blarring this out my window and full volume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
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Oh, thanks for the idea :D

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he says it's gonna come at 6pm, and that a giant earthquake is gonna roll around the earth, but let's wait another 4 hours to see what happens since it'll be May 22nd in Australia/New Zealand

...and to be fair, it's already been 6pm in parts of Australia and in New Zealand (the time there being 8:17pm) and heard nothing happening there...
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@Dark, use this if you don't already. http://nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/DarkBibleContents.htm
Anyway, as much as i'd love for the rapture to happen. It won't. It can't. This man has lower chances of living for 10 years than a gay guy in Uganda because if my memory serves me correct then most of the people involved in the conspiracy sank all their savings into this. I feel sorry for poor Harold if he goes Camping because it would be no surprise if he got turned on faster than Mussolini was.
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isn't like sunset 7 - 8:45 pm or something? muslims like me have to maghrib at that time, and we always do it right after sunset. so, shouldn't this guy harold camping predict it be as sunset begins, which is at 8 something, and NOT 6? just a guess/theory/assumption/whatever u wanna call it.
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[quote name='I-dreezyAFG' timestamp='1305980313' post='5222569']
isn't like sunset 7 - 8:45 pm or something? muslims like me have to maghrib at that time, and we always do it right after sunset. so, shouldn't this guy harold camping predict it be as sunset begins, which is at 8 something, and NOT 6? just a guess/theory/assumption/whatever u wanna call it.
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The sunset happens at a different time depending on the time of year and the location in relation to the equator.
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