Mehmani Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Mine is a file named "So, I finally won the game" somewhere on my computer. I don't known much so it hardly matters, but most of it is a letter to my family, you know, to give them something to chew over. Things I would do in the event of dying whilst at the computer: 1. It will probably be of a heart attack caused by continuous fap strain, so I would delete my history before doing anything else. I don't want the Paramedics seeing the messed-up stuff I watch. If it was drug related (probably Charlie Sheen) my children will weep over my exploded body. 2. Phone 999 (not 911, Americans). 3. Say something suitably witty as I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Mine is under a file named "Tax Returns 2001". My porn is also in this file so don't mix it up. 1. I leave my all of my liquor to the russians. 2. Burn My laptop ASAP. 3. Any blueprints for a Bomb are just for a school project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Mine is under a file named "Tax Returns 2001". My porn is also in this file so don't mix it up. 1. I leave my all of my liquor to the russians. 2. Burn My laptop ASAP. 3. Any blueprints for a Bomb are just for a school project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I've been meaning to write mine. Whenever I do write it, I'll entrust it to a certain friend of mine who will read it before the lawyers get a hand on it. Mainly because there's a whole section I don't want anyone seeing, so he needs to get rid of that stuff first. Either that, or I could leave those specific things in a letter to him. Whatever works, not too concerned about it at the moment though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I don't have much to leave, though, I do want to write something, should unexpected events happen. Mostly just telling my closest friends bye, and my girlfriend that I love her and I will still hold our promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 My younger brother actually had/has to write up a will since he is going into the Army a "just in case you die" thing, y'know? Okay what is the point of this? The mother f*cker is making it a God d*mn treasure hunt XDDDDD He has/will have it in his will that the lawyers are to hide every last piece of his worldly possessions and not disclose where said location it. From there each person listed within the Will would recieve his/her own "treasure map" which has clues to where their piece of the will is. And he reads Sherlock Holmes feverishly, so these aren't simple riddles . . . he is honestly trying to ensure that we work for our things in the will He also wants his casket mounted with this giant ass cross sword he has hanging in his room <- this . . . I wouldn't mind doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1306881611' post='5245169'] My younger brother actually had/has to write up a will since he is going into the Army a "just in case you die" thing, y'know? Okay what is the point of this? The mother f*cker is making it a God d*mn treasure hunt XDDDDD He has/will have it in his will that the lawyers are to hide every last piece of his worldly possessions and not disclose where said location it. From there each person listed within the Will would recieve his/her own "treasure map" which has clues to where their piece of the will is. And he reads Sherlock Holmes feverishly, so these aren't simple riddles . . . he is honestly trying to ensure that we work for our things in the will He also wants his casket mounted with this giant ass cross sword he has hanging in his room <- this . . . I wouldn't mind doing [/quote] YES I WILL DO THIS AS WELL OH MY GOD YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I want my body cremated and thrown into MT. Vsuvious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 I probably won't ever write my will until I'm much older. Quite frankly, I'm not ready to die, and will not prepare myself for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I don't have anything worth writing a will over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qu@ke Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Same, I have nothing to leave. I will leave passwords to all the sites I'm on so my next of kin can, no-not tell them I'm alive, continue my role plays! lol But seriously, I should probably write a little something out, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow fer all I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 In the event of my death, I have a Phoenix Down, a Phoenix Pinion, a draw point to extract a couple Full-Lifes, a Revive materia, and a scroll to teach Life1 to revive me in a safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I haven't even thought about what my will will look like. o: I don't think I'm close to dying [i]yet[/i]. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qu@ke Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 [quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1306891029' post='5245539'] In the event of my death, I have a Phoenix Down, a Phoenix Pinion, a draw point to extract a couple Full-Lifes, a Revive materia, and a scroll to teach Life1 to revive me in a safe. [/quote] Dude, my weapons allows auto-phoenix! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 [quote name='Qu@ke' timestamp='1306906330' post='5245857'] Dude, my weapons allows auto-phoenix! Lol [/quote] LIES! Only armor can have auto-life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I made a bet over my best IRL friend over who would die first, and if I wrote one that'd be like admitting defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 If I die, my unpublished poems are to be published under my name and any financial gains from poems are to benefit the closest of my kin. My job is done ... Oh and short stories too... And my pal Cruchinex is to carry on the Legacy of Maghion if i can't finish it. oh and my Death Note note book is to be passed down to my son/daughter if I have a child before my death but they would only recieve it when they understand the importance of the notebook. It is a valuable possession to me. My mother would have my other notebook she got me for my birthday. Thats all i have. The laptop to whoever wants it, wahtever money i have left which would most likely be none to closest of kin, ... my life really do sucks. Ah Equos. Cruchinex would take on the user name Maghion and maintain Equos in The Shire server on Minecraft. XD Next poster gets whatever points I have on this forums upon my death as well. That is all i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Haven't even thought about this have nothing of real value bar the necklace my grandparents brought me when they were still alive, and the jumper my grandma brought me the last time we went shopping together before she went into the hospice . After I die I wanted to be cremated after my organs are donated (I'm an organ donar), as my grandparents were. Debated a song for my funeral. Remember by Soil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I'm only 21. I still have most of my life ahead of me. o_0 Maybe when I'm 40 or 50 I'll give thoughts to who gets what. I do have a friend who will agree to wipe my hardrive with a magnet should I die unexpectedly though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I will pass down my stuff to my brother, and the rest of unnecessary items to needy children or adults. And I'll have some choice music fitting for the funeral service. And I'll have my body reduced to ashes and be released so my spirit can travel with the winds forever. ...IF, my parents can understand what I put in my will, or if they even care. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 I don't need a last will and testament, cuz I can't die. v.v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Meh, my health is rapidly deteriorating due to my Nintendo DS, my Wii, my laptop, Artix Entertainment, and this site in particular, so I plan on writing a will. I'll probably get my father to help me write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garthfunkle Vii Backwards Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 every one who knows me (not from ycm) ckaim im a jew (because i do typicail jewish sterotypes stuff) so they think that have ALOT OF MONEY STASH SOME WHERE (when they say that i joke about a cave filled with gold .. but the joke goes over the heads and now trying to find this cave that does not exist) so when i die i have everthing set up for everyone i know go on this gaint "goose chase" all over usa for "my millions" while they go though "h3ll" ill be in heaven laughing my 455 off just watching em suffering trying to find a cave filled with gold HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i know im [STRIKE]EVIL[/STRIKE] AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 ^I just can't stop laughing at your "CORPURRTION IN THE YCM STAFF" you have to be either 10 or an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 My will shall consist of telling my family to creamate me, and to leave all my stuff to absolutley F***ing no one. Thats right, no one gets my stuff when I die, they are going to dig a big hole in the back yard, throw my ashes in there, along with all my small posesions, then pave it over in tar and concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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