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Professor Cobra

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My hart is mostly made of tape now.... so much times she broke it....

 

Don't worry, the heart is a muscle, it can't break, sure, it can strain or cramp, but not break, so you'll live...

 

This is part of "Frunk's Terrbile Dating Advice", so far;

 

"To make someone notice: Fall down some stairs"

"To make someone jealous: Sleep around a bit..."

"When all else fails, don't worry, the heart can't break, it's a muscle"

 

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Indeed, especially if they're not in on it, and they also happen to be the boyfriend of the person's attention you are trying to get. Just annoy them to the point where they push you down the stairs, the girl will get real annoyed at him and leave him for you! It's foolproof!

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Indeed, not good for her image, either, she'll be seen as sensative for taking you on as her boyfriend to 'help you deal with your injuries' through massaging...

 

Disclaimer: Frunk's Terrible Dating Advice is not responsible for any serious injusy one may receive from using these methods, they are terrible for a reason.

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Now your plan go into action, piss off the ex until he beats you up, then, to 'stick-it-up-him' (Australian term), she'll start going out with you - Genius!

 

In all seriousness, you can make some new move now, probably not the above one though...

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