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"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't go in there with your fists flying!" Mallow, Super Mario RPG

Mom- thats a Super Rod right?
Looker- yes, thats correct.
Mom- Weren't we talking about the Team Plasama's 7 Sages? What does this have to do with looking for those people?
Looker- Absolutley nothing!
Me, Mom-... Pokemon BW

"Look, its the extra dungeon for after you beat the game. Good luck!" Alice, Touhou 11

Whats your favorite video game quote(s)?
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"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on The citadel."




[b]Wheatley -[/b] "You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should've mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.

Oh, I'll tell you what's also down there. You parents and... There's also an escape elevator! Down there. Funny. I should've mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator.

And... What else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit! A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you.

And what is this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there.

Um... You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, uh, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years! And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?"

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Axel: You're his puppet alredy
Sora: Shut up and you're next

Donald: Hey cut it out
Goofy: It ain't me Donald
Jack: Patience friends
(all in a box)

Kairi: I was really nervous first but now I really like it

Voldemort: I can touch you now
Harry: (screams in pain)

Axel: Girls have these things called buttons
Roxas: What do you mean by buttons?

General grievous: I can kill you with one, two, three hands tied behind my back
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Pretty much every censored line in the original SNES release of Final Fantasy IV, but one in particular...

Tellah: "You spoony bard!"

Also, this mistranslated line near the beginning:

King: "Disobeying me?"
Cecil: "No, I don't."
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Portal 2
GLaDOS: "Well, this the part where he kills us."
Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
*Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You*

I crack up every time

And all of Wheatly's and GLaDOS' speech. Oh, AND Cave Johnson.
"Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"
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"Why do you hate the darkness? You accept darkness, yet choose to live in the light. So why is it that you loathe us who teeter on the edge of nothing; we, who were turned away by both light and darkness, never given a choice? What other choice might we have had?"

-Xemnas, Kingdom Hearts II


"The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out. I know, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts...is light!"

-Sora, Kingdom Hearts II
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[i]I no longer follow the path of Manfred von Karma... and I won't follow the path of the Yatagarasu! This leaves me with what? What creed will I believe in? If I want to pursue the truth, then I will sully my hands in illegality... and if I want to pursue justice, then I will lose the truth! What is the "law", and what is "justice"? And which path is a "prosecutor" supposed to follow!? That choice... is one I must make by my own hand here and now! There is no limit to the law. Any limit that exists was set there by man. When a person goes beyond that limit, then the law, too, crosses into new territory! For what reason were laws invented? The answer to that is what I must now show![/i] - Miles Edgeworth
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