Destrentus Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 How many of us have seen those programmes where one person gets a wish-granting genie or djinn or whatever, and the person wishes for their wildest dream, money? The genie snaps his fingers and the person realises he has just stolen from a bank. He tries to hide the money, but fails. He is sentenced to a lifetime in prison, and the lamp is passed to someone else, thus repeating the cycle. In Wish Corruption, you are the both the djinn/genie and the wisher. An example:I wish for an omlette. Next Person:You burn your fingers. Maybe you should have wished for a plate as well. I wish for an unlimited amount of time for my project. Something like that. Right, I'll go first. I wish I had the jumping abilities of a frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Probably should have removed the spikes from the ceiling as well. I wish I could teleport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 [quote name='TheComposer' timestamp='1310111799' post='5337439'] Probably should have removed the spikes from the ceiling as well. I wish I could teleport [/quote] You are teleported inside a gas chamber. Should've wished for a gas mask as well. I wish I was immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 should of remembered the key to get out of the incinerator. Have fun burning forever. I wish i could breath fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You sneeze, and burn your house, and all of your clothes. Should have remembered fireproof house and clothes I wish for someone to corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 you should have wished for someone better to do it i wish that footballers be forced to do crappy jobs for a couple of years, that way they have a insentive to do better at the next world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Probably shold have wished your favorite team to have the worst job, cause now they can't get a single win. I wish people weren't so ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 should have wished that they didn't now know all your secrets i wish someone tell me if a avocado is a fruit or vegitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Should've wished that you were told correctly... I wish [color="#FFFFFF"]I knew how to kill [/color]trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 should have wished for goblins i wish for soft potatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Should have wished for them to be solid to. that's one mess you're gonna have to clean up. I wish celeberties weren't treated like they're special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 you should have wished for a guillotine, it's a quicker solution i wish for solid potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 [quote name='Paint Thinner For Blood' timestamp='1310125869' post='5337654'] you should have wished for a guillotine, it's a quicker solution i wish for solid potatoes. [/quote] You should have wished for them to be a little softer, you'll never eat those brick like potatoes. I wish I had more money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 should have made this wish after finishing your game of monopoly but now you can buy fleet street. i wish for a sledge hammer on top of the palms of my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Should of wished for a lighter sledgehammer. Now your wrist is completely broken. I wish I could think of better wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Should've thought of a better wish. I wish for a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 [quote name='ƒ Spaz ƒ' timestamp='1310128329' post='5337684'] Should've thought of a better wish. I wish for a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish etc. [/quote] You keep wishing but no one replies I wish to have pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Yep, a black pudding is currently enveloping you. Watch out for geek genies. I wish for world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You should have wished for LASTING world peace I wish everything in the world was shiny!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 That's fine, but you'd go blind I wish for Yugioh to become a balanced card game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Granted. The next pack will completely destroy that balance. I wish everything in the world was shiny AND I was wearing sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 [quote name='ƒ Spaz ƒ' timestamp='1310146436' post='5338126'] Granted. The next pack will completely destroy that balance. I wish everything in the world was shiny AND I was wearing sunglasses. [/quote] You get radiation sickness from all of the shiny radioactive things. I wish I was a pokemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rias Gremory Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Granted. You are now a Magikarp that only knows Splash and cannot learn any other moves or evolve. Should have said which Pokemon you wanted to be and which moves you wanted. I wish Kagamine Len was real and that he marries me right when he becomes real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Granted, you get divorced two days later. I wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rias Gremory Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 You wish nothing? Well then you become nothing and disappear from this world forever. I wish I was a LEGAL millionaire that will never loose money, die or get hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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