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Wish Corruption

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How many of us have seen those programmes where one person gets a wish-granting genie or djinn or whatever, and the person wishes for their wildest dream, money? The genie snaps his fingers and the person realises he has just stolen from a bank. He tries to hide the money, but fails. He is sentenced to a lifetime in prison, and the lamp is passed to someone else, thus repeating the cycle.

In Wish Corruption, you are the both the djinn/genie and the wisher.
An example:I wish for an omlette.

Next Person:You burn your fingers. Maybe you should have wished for a plate as well.

I wish for an unlimited amount of time for my project.

Something like that.
Right, I'll go first.

I wish I had the jumping abilities of a frog.

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[quote name='TheComposer' timestamp='1310111799' post='5337439']
Probably should have removed the spikes from the ceiling as well.

I wish I could teleport
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You are teleported inside a gas chamber. Should've wished for a gas mask as well.

I wish I was immortal.

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you should have wished for someone better to do it

i wish that footballers be forced to do crappy jobs for a couple of years, that way they have a insentive to do better at the next world cup.

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Probably shold have wished your favorite team to have the worst job, cause now they can't get a single win.

I wish people weren't so ignorant.

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Should have wished for them to be solid to. that's one mess you're gonna have to clean up.

I wish celeberties weren't treated like they're special.

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[quote name='Paint Thinner For Blood' timestamp='1310125869' post='5337654']
you should have wished for a guillotine, it's a quicker solution

i wish for solid potatoes.
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You should have wished for them to be a little softer, you'll never eat those brick like potatoes.

I wish I had more money.

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should have made this wish after finishing your game of monopoly but now you can buy fleet street.

i wish for a sledge hammer on top of the palms of my hand.

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[quote name='ƒ Spaz ƒ' timestamp='1310128329' post='5337684']
Should've thought of a better wish.
I wish for a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish that got me a wish etc.
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You keep wishing but no one replies


I wish to have pudding

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[quote name='ƒ Spaz ƒ' timestamp='1310146436' post='5338126']
Granted. The next pack will completely destroy that balance.
I wish everything in the world was shiny AND I was wearing sunglasses.
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You get radiation sickness from all of the shiny radioactive things.

I wish I was a pokemon.

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Granted. You are now a Magikarp that only knows Splash and cannot learn any other moves or evolve. Should have said which Pokemon you wanted to be and which moves you wanted.

I wish Kagamine Len was real and that he marries me right when he becomes real

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You wish nothing? Well then you become nothing and disappear from this world forever.

I wish I was a LEGAL millionaire that will never loose money, die or get hurt.

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