Forums and Card Games Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Granted, however you were murdered by the Fire Nation \i wish i had a doughnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Granted, but it clogs your arteries and you die. Alternatively, it has been splooged in by a disgruntled employee of your local fast food place. I wish I was ripped like Skeletor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Granted, but it's all fat that makes you [i]look[/i] ripped I wish I could animate everything I see in my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Exa Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Granted, but you think of something that kills you. I wish I was a zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Granted but someone shoots you in the head I wish I could teleport at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Granted, you teleport into a concrete block and end up permanently fused with the concrete block, dieing in the process. I wish my assignments would write themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Should have wished that the essays were good, hope you like those F's. I wish genies don't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Exa Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Your wish is not granted because you wished for genies not to exist, but then your wish could not be granted, causing genies to exist... You created a paradox, therefore everyone died. I wish I had a good car that will not crash into a tree or go into a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Good is an opinion. You got a brand new 99 cents Hot Wheels car. I wish for free reps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 They suddenly bring back neg reps, and you become the lowest rated member. I wish I could remember the fifth of November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Your memory explodes like the Houses of Parliament almost did. I wish I could be a Hippo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Grsnted. You are stricken with terrible hippo diarrhea for the rest of your life and are ostracized by the other hippos. I wish they would remake "The Man With The Golden Gun" and turn it into the proper good James Bond movie it could have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but nobody likes the style any more and is unanimously agreed to be the worst movie ever created I wish to become a competent leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 You are now leader of PETA, should've said what you wanted to lead I wish I could breathe underwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Too easy. You can't breathe out of water. I wish beef jerky didn't cost so darn much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted. It's thin as paper and it's made of byproducts. I wish I had all the bacon in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted. The Sploobaks come after the bacon thief and zap you with lasers. I wish laser revolvers were a thing I could buy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Wish granted, but they don't function properly I wish that I lived somewhere else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, you are moved to a mansion but oh wait... you live in their dumpster. I wish I could have a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Wish granted, you now have an obese puppy that eats all of your food I wish that I could live forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 You liv until the end of everything where you spend eternity & forever depressed and alone. I wish could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Wish granted, but you dont know flying that well and you end up crashing into several walls I wish I were invincible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted you turn into those words on a piece of paper and ironcially get erased. I wish there was a better way to get Yu-Gi-Oh! that wasn't overly expensive or illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 You are given fake yugioh cards, then konami sues you for trying to copy the game. I wish I wasn't on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted you're now 10,000 leagues under the sea. I wish that the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards were not fake in addition to the previous conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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