Bull3tM0nk3y Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can fart with my hands. I can voices of Fluttershy, and Derpy, both from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I can also do Francis from Left 4 Dead/Left 4 Dead 2. I can burp with ANY drink. Even water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can whistle by exhaling, inhaling, and through my teeth. I can also make a really high pitched whistle that's really, really loud. I can play the ocarina. That could be construed as strange, because I mean, who actually owns an ocarina? I can go to sleep in any place, at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='Βlack Knight' timestamp='1321579762' post='5649671']I can play the ocarina. That could be construed as strange, because I mean, who actually owns an ocarina? [/quote] Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1321579521' post='5649661'] I can fart with my hands. [/quote] I jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can perfectly produce a real burp (not a fake burp) by forcing air down my throat in a weird swallowing action. I call it "framming" (from "diaphragm"). Oh yeah, and I can memorize books in a relatively short period of time. Photographic memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 ALSO I am [i]really[/i] good at calling it heads or tails I legit called coin flip right 7 times in a row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I can suck my gut in an inch past my ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1321674944' post='5651948'] I can suck my gut in an inch past my ribs. [/quote] I can do that, too, but only when I haven't eaten. :/ One thing that I can also do is produce fart-esque sounds with my armpit, but without the use of the hand under the armpit technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I can play piano without bending my elbows. Does that count? [quote name='Βlack Knight' timestamp='1321579762' post='5649671'] I can whistle by exhaling, inhaling, and through my teeth. I can also make a really high pitched whistle that's really, really loud. I can play the ocarina. That could be construed as strange, because I mean, who actually owns an ocarina? I can go to sleep in any place, at any time. [/quote] My friend irl has an ocarina and can play the LoZ Main Theme on it. You jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Dт. Михаи́л Ботви́нник PчD' timestamp='1321644144' post='5650965'] I can perfectly produce a real burp (not a fake burp) by forcing air down my throat in a weird swallowing action. I call it "framming" (from "diaphragm"). Oh yeah, and I can memorize books in a relatively short period of time. Photographic memory. [/quote] omigawd i can do that too :#. On that note, I have manipulated my burps to sound like a foghorn and a set of Chinese firecrackers. I can't memorize books, but I can speedread them (1 page in ~20 seconds) and have a good recollection of them for a short period of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Ātman Seijo' timestamp='1321710125' post='5652394'] I can play piano without bending my elbows. Does that count? My friend irl has an ocarina and can play the LoZ Main Theme on it. You jelly? [/quote] You bet your soon to be roasted ass I'm jelly >:Y And how do you make your burps sound like Chinese firecrackers 0-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Twilight Sparkle' timestamp='1321593098' post='5650195'] I jelly [/quote] Good. I can some songs with it too... *yay* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 I can lick my elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 [quote name='Valox' timestamp='1321750161' post='5654015'] I can lick my elbow. [/quote] Pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Touch my nose with my tongue awww yeahhhhhh. And godly Russian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 [quote name='Lunæ' timestamp='1321321610' post='5642452'] I can take a bra off with one hand in no time whatsoever. Does that count? [/quote] A lot of guys would just nod and stare, but from science, no. [s]I can poison myself more than once and still function as an Honors student, as well as being dropped on my head, all as an infant.[/s] I could read at two. And play Pokemon Blue very well. Edit: I can slow my heart rate to not breathing for a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solemn Silver Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 [s]I can fap with both hands[/s] I can do the heart rate thing too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh My Anubis! Posted November 29, 2011 Report Share Posted November 29, 2011 Hn, the only "abilities" I have is to go on for an extremely long time without food or water and be fine. It's like I don't have the ability to long for food or water one bit, I'm forced to eat but I just never quite feel hungry. Actually, I've heard a lot of people saying they don't get hungry. Meh, I'm healthy, so I don't really care about never feeling hungry. I don't even know what the sensation is like. My dad said it burned. Must be unpleasant. I can also eat all the junk food and fast food I want without getting fat, but that's just a high metabolism. That's about it... nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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