dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the forums Duelists were F5ing, College students in their dorms. They stared at their screens, hearing their computers humming. Since they knew today the Tour Bus was coming. Threads were in dispute, would it be broken or crap? Everyone was in rage, but one stupid sap. That was darkbones from yugiohcardmaker dot net. Since he had placed a very mediocre bet. As on May Twenty First, Two Thousand Eleven. He created a new thread, pretending to be Kevin. It was a Tour From the Underworld, that's what it's called. Yet in November that year he was surely appalled. It was bumped, it was raged, on youtube, pojo, and more. Apparently, Tour Bus was confirmed without lore. As the effect was blanked out, but the thread had fortold that the effect would break yugimonz, and would cost more than gold. And one minute later, pojo's servers were too busy. So everybody knew Tour Bus was out, and its effect none more dizzy. And duelists rapidly clicked and clicked on the Strategy Site. Seeing a poem, they beamed in delight. So they saw the effect of Tour Bus, what did they expect? [i]When this card is sent to the Graveyard: Target 1 monster in either player’s Graveyard, except “Tour Bus From the Underworld”; shuffle that target into the Deck.[/i] [img]http://www.konami.com/yugioh/articles/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Happy2011HolidaysFromAllOfUsNoelNoelNoelThatsARank3NoelFYI-1051121222.jpg[/img] With no forum to post, duelists were scattered But to darkbones of ycm, his prophecy was shattered As this user saw, his moment of fame was dragged down to hell. Since his prediction was wrong on the following URL. [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/250342-a-tour-from-the-underworld/"]http://forum.yugiohc...the-underworld/[/url] But at least it's not too broken, I'll have to admit. It's not gonna be 200 USD, dammit. But whatever. It's cool. I'm not gonna fuss. So go ahead, YCM. Go and discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 nice tryyour rhyming sucks btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 [quote name='Leviair the byakk Dragon' timestamp='1324780347' post='5727855'] nice try your rhyming sucks btw [/quote] Eh. It was a generic name. The prediction actually pretty lame. At least my name was up in the ranks. But hey, for this and the bump, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Better than Tewart. Card is really not worthy of being a Secret Rare. Might make nice toilet paper, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 I have a feeling dark_bones is working for konami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 [quote name='Dog King' timestamp='1324781928' post='5727918'] I have a feeling dark_bones is working for konami [/quote] What would make you think that, user Dog King? Is it because I'm rhyming everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgrug4 Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 It's not as OP as b4. Since the Xyz-Sangan thing doesnt work now. Still a very very nice addition to any deck =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Still a nice addition to the decks I see. At least it's not as broken as the Xyz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Account is Unplayable Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 See and Xyz are only a half rhyme. This thread is a total waste of time. But on this day of Christmas cheer. I cba to rhyme anymore, the card is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 [quote name='dark_bones' timestamp='1324782531' post='5727931'] What would make you think that, user Dog King? Is it because I'm rhyming everything? [/quote] you make good tour bus konami make bad tour bus makes total sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 So should it be run in 3's, 2's, or 1? Because if it were really that broken it would ruin the fun. At least the artwork looks nice, I would say. There's a Tour Guide looking in dismay. That Soul Absorbing Bone Tower brings all Christmas cheer. While Order of Chaos' release is near. Yet it's Christmas. Some are home, some are looking at a coal lump. So I must post, give this thread a bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 shut up mang, you're not dr. seuss your rhymes are all just dull and loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 J-Max walked into this convo and said "Hey don't let this topic get to your head!" Now there is a Tour Bus? I really don't see all the fuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Yo dawg, your fighting ruining my day So I'll post a link to a Canadian's [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/272177-future-fusion-tour-bus-ftk/"]FTK[/url] The card is ok and can find space in the deck But rarely ran in multiples, just like a tech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 now there's some rhythm, some rhyme, some beat better than the OP, who's getting put in the heat white swag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Legend Zero you made my day Maybe if I run that Deck i'll get my own way Tour Guide was better alone Except we have to deal with this Clone I hope that YCM could understand Cards like these are never a hand Now as I walk away from this Post Please enjoy and do not boast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1324830625' post='5728505'] Yo dawg, your fighting ruining my day So I'll post a link to a Canadian's [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/272177-future-fusion-tour-bus-ftk/"]FTK[/url] The card is ok and can find space in the deck But rarely ran in multiples, just like a tech. [/quote] That FTK is amazing, what a terribroken loop. If I were to see that I would most definately scoop. But hey, we need laughs, it's Christmas Day. So to all of the duelists, go to locals and play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 What is this? f***ing Banjo-Kazooie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 [quote name='Azuh' timestamp='1324858617' post='5729187'] What is this? f***ing Banjo-Kazooie?[/quote] Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Preorder for 150 dollars right now. I can't rhyme so I'll just say cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 i went to the shop to buy some milk when the shopkeeper said "fek of" i summoned out my egyptian god cards and i threw something at him, of s*** it was rock the man was dead he looked like a prick i stole his money and your father sucked his dick /ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdom Xathers Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 ... so apparently, Dog King's a necrophiliac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legendary Dragon Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 This card sucks, don't know what else to say Potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 [quote name='Alexander Abernathy' timestamp='1324871048' post='5729642'] ... so apparently, Dog King's a necrophiliac. [/quote] read it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_bones Posted December 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 This thread's getting awkward, rhyming's getting out of hand I'm surprised some of you aren't banned. But it's great to see the community being all happy. Yet I'm not one for speeches, especially those sappy. So I will say woah, the title got changed. I was gonna do that, I'm not deranged. So seeing this thread, I must make the jump. Here we go again, for another bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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