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I hate this fucking card. It's so mediocre, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth anytime I have to run it, and the character who played it is a complete moron. He isn't cool like Yugi, making Dark Magician look cool. He doesn't play one of my favorite archetypes like Judai. He isn't plain fucking awesome like Yusei, he's just a bumbling twit and every time I see this card I think of Yuma, how much ZeXal sucks, how much Yuma is an idiot and how dumb and annoying this card is. I've just... never liked it. Ever. It's evolved forms begin to look even more stupid, unlike Stardust and Neos who only got more awesome. The card itself is meh-ish. 2500 and negates two attacks. That's all you get for your 2 level 4s. I find it to be really mediocre and I'd rather just make Maestroke, Papillo or Pearl 90% of the time.  Can't believe it's 2 years old already though.

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I hate this fucking card. It's so mediocre, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth anytime I have to run it, and the character who played it is a complete moron. He isn't cool like Yugi, making Dark Magician look cool. He doesn't play one of my favorite archetypes like Judai. He isn't plain fucking awesome like Yusei, he's just a bumbling twit and every time I see this card I think of Yuma, how much ZeXal sucks, how much Yuma is an idiot and how dumb and annoying this card is. I've just... never liked it. Ever. It's evolved forms begin to look even more stupid, unlike Stardust and Neos who only got more awesome. The card itself is meh-ish. 2500 and negates two attacks. That's all you get for your 2 level 4s. I find it to be really mediocre and I'd rather just make Maestroke, Papillo or Pearl 90% of the time.  Can't believe it's 2 years old already though.

Do I have to slap a bitch?

It's a 2500 ATK body with attack negations. That alone is great for a few different reasons. Like say, when you need something to go up against Mermails.
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[quote name="Dragonic Shardlord" post="6165109" timestamp="1363747017"]I hate this fucking card. It's so mediocre, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth anytime I have to run it, and the character who played it is a complete moron. He isn't cool like Yugi, making Dark Magician look cool. He doesn't play one of my favorite archetypes like Judai. He isn't plain fucking awesome like Yusei, he's just a bumbling twit and every time I see this card I think of Yuma, how much ZeXal sucks, how much Yuma is an idiot and how dumb and annoying this card is. I've just... never liked it. Ever. It's evolved forms begin to look even more stupid, unlike Stardust and Neos who only got more awesome. The card itself is meh-ish. 2500 and negates two attacks. That's all you get for your 2 level 4s. I find it to be really mediocre and I'd rather just make Maestroke, Papillo or Pearl 90% of the time.  Can't believe it's 2 years old already though.[/quote] Don't you be bitching about Utopia Ray- V. That shit is badass. Although Utopia is far from mediocre in a neutral game state. He's just not too flexible is all.

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No more Utopia Konami plz for the love of god

Final episode of ZeXal:

Exceedingly Chaos Number 39-Thousand - Wish Granting Emperor of Hopes and Dreams
LIGHT / Rank 39
[Warrior/Xyz/Effect]
"Number 39-H Utopia's Alter Ego"
You can only Xyz Summon this card through the effect of: "Rank up Magic - Chaos-kaitoyumabarianarinjohnsharkastraljohnnybravo Force". When this card is Xyz Summoned, attach your Deck to this card as Xyz Materials. As long as you control this card, you cannot loose the duel due to having no cards in your deck. Cuz', you know, its not already stupid as it is. You can detach like, what, 10-25 Materials: Destroy every other card on the field and give this card super powers:
•This card turns golden and uses the powers of the Elements of Harmony to pierce the heavens with the power of courage. Also it gains 1 ATK point, piercing damage, and can attack like 50+ times.
ATK / 9000 DEF / 9000

TAKING BETS~
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Do I have to slap a bitch?

It's a 2500 ATK body with attack negations. That alone is great for a few different reasons. Like say, when you need something to go up against Mermails.


...You're using, of all decks, Mermails, to justify running Utopia? The deck that can make Big Eye and Gaioabyss at the drop of a dime?
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To be fair, the ace cards of the protagonists did get more powerful in sequence each series.

• Yugi had Dark Magician, who was outclassed by Blue-Eyes, which had Spellcaster support, but overall that didn't make him good until much later.
• Jaden had Elemental HERO Neos, which came with a bunch of friends, and that deck was semi-playable, kinda.
• Yusei had Stardust Dragon, and lots of people know how stupid designed it was when it was made.
• And then it shows this for Yuma's monster and... it didn't seem especially that great and set the tone that Xyz would be weaker.

As for the card itself: Utopia fetish in the anime is rather annoying, but seeing a whole bunch of evolved forms is pretty cool. I just wish they didn't repeat a method of evolution and overdo Rank-Up Magic like they are currently doing.

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