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Aix

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This is literally me. 

 

So this one time, I was sleeping with my best friend's girlfriend. He called me and asked if I was free for the night, to hang out. I said no and he asked why, but his loud mouth girlfriend had to ask me to come back to bed. Screw her, and so I did. 

 

But then I woke up. 

 

I texted the same friend to see if he was free, but he replied with, "Sorry, I can't. I am banging my girl."

 

Underneath my breathe, I muttered, "So was I!" And cried myself to sleep that night. 

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