To all guys: Don't get married, or you may find yourself in this situation

[Slinky]

[Greiga]

I laughed

[Maeriberii Haan]

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[Kazooie]

instructions unclear; am trans, got married

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Instructions perfectly clear, still got married.

[Simping For Hina]

Woof Woof, Thar, Woof. 

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Woof Woof, Thar, Woof. 

Well said.

[Alice Moonflowyr]

Lucky me, I don't have to worry about this one.

[Thar]

Woof Woof, Thar, Woof. 

 

Funny, cause I might actually kill off the husband.

[Tentacruel]

Instructions unclear, killed Black on behalf of Kazooie.

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

My life is so sad that even her Cyanide didn't want to claim it

[Alastar Rainford]

Instructions unclear, got married and went on killing spree together. Took major joint afterword then destroyed heaven.