Resident Fascist Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 >I was only 9000 posts old >I loved Eisbahn too much, I had it in all my decks >I pray to Eisbahn every night before bed, thanking it for the games I've been given >"Eisbahn is love", I say "Eisbahn is life" >Other members hear me and call me a spammer >I knew they are just jealous for my devotion to Eisbahn >I call them scrubs >Mods warn me and give me a temporary ban >I'm crying now, and my spam hand hurts >I lay in offline mode and it's cold >A warmth moves towards me >I feel something touch me >It's Eisbahn >I am so happy >It whispers in my ear, "This is my forum" >It grabs me with it's powerful ice skates and puts me into defence position >I scoop >I spread my deck for Eisbahn >It makes most my side irrelevant >It hurts so much to take cards out but I do it for Eisbahn >I can feel my side deck tearing as my opening hand is terrible >I push against it's brokenness >I want to please Eisbahn >It activates a floodgate as it destroys my entire hand with it's Eisbahn >Patrick Hoban walks in >Eisbahn looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all djinn now" >Eisbahn gets banned next list >Eisbahn is love, Eisbahn is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Eisbahn is love, Eisbahn is life. No denying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 what even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 the meme is too dank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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