Tinkerer Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 BREAKING NEWS Bob: Doge has been in a terminal state since early this morning. It appears that the stab wounds that he has sustained has punctured several major organs. The doctors are saying that he's not going to make it. However, Doge himself wants his final words to be heard, so we will bring you there live. Jan? Jan: *pause* Yes Bob, we are here outside Doge's room where the doctors are equipping him with equipment so that he'll be able to speak. We should be able to... wait, it's starting. *camera pans to Doge* Doge: *wheezing gasp* Such... pain... *breathes laboriously before inhaling deeply* Much... torment... *Eyes begin to droop as he struggles for a last breath of air...* W--wow... Everybody: ... Me: Wtf am I watching?? (Honestly, I don't know how I got this...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Was this an actual thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted June 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 RIP my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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