Agro Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 2:00 CSTI am currently at a standoff with a quarter-sized spider that keeps showing up on the wall right next to my bed. In my defense, it moves quickly and I've already had one and possibly two failed attempts at shelling it against my bedroom wall. I'm afraid my forces won't be getting much sleep tonight. Currently holding watch behind the embattlements formed by my armchair turned around on the opposite corner of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 There is an ant in my spare room. He was my enemy. He is now my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 HE HAS MOTH AIR SUPPORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Moths are cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Agro is adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I've killed one tactical gnat drone, their air support took a hit when it landed idly nearby on the ceiling, but it is still mobile and encircling the lamp near my former barracks. Considering turning the light out over there and turning the hallway light on as a diversion, but I need to be able to see the far wall in case their main forces make another charge towards the web in the corner above the barracks. Considering calling in reinforce'Rents, but it's late and they're anti-war so I think I may just surrender for now and relocate my forces to sleep somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR_CAT Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Take no chances. Kill the near light and lure the enemy out, then hit him with a B.O.U.N.T.Y. High-Impact WMD. This war has gone on long enough, soldier. We can't risk the lives of any more men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Re-deploy along the front line in a bi-lateral formation, fortifying the position with upgraded S.H.O.E. warheads and possibly even Chemical weapons. I suggest grenades laced heavily with FR3-BR3323 agents. Cripple the enemy before the have a chance to mass for an attack against the barracks again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 A new day dawns and it appears my enemies have surrendered. We are finally at peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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