Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 In an unusual day in the Beta Quadrant, the Enterprise crew was disturbed by a mysterious hull breach in the rear of the ship's stardrive section. The crew was baffled by what the strange anomaly was, until obnoxious boy genius Wesley Crusher told them it was a cow on top of a cow. After Enterprise Captain Jean-Luc Picard told the boy to "SHUT UP, WESLEY!", the crew deduced that the cow was simulating sexual activity on the ship's rear hull, penetrating it. Teleported on board the ship, the cow, who could speak human language, identified itself as "Lord CowCow", and that he came from Earth. The crew refused to believe that such a creature could originate from Earth, but further investigation revealed that CowCow has been missing on Earth recently. The cause for how Lord CowCow made it to the Beta Quadrant from the Alpha remains a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 CowCow came out of hiding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 CowCow came All over the ship, apparently :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 dogguckinftammid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 All over the ship, apparently ::Wanna know who else came? Hapyp. He was looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 wtf does this even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 CowCow confirmed Borg. He flies literally a cube in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wanna know who else came? Hapyp. He was looking for you. Starfleet must be embarrassed by all the semen on their favorite ship.wtf does this even mean? That CowCow has a starship fetish...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Starfleet must be embarrassed by all the semen on their favorite ship. That CowCow has a starship fetish...?No, I meant Hapyp came as in he visited. He was looking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 No like what did he even do? Gawd you people are useless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 No like what did he even do? Gawd you people are useless... Attempted sex with the ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 To be fair on cowcow, Enterprise is hot as funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Attempted sex with the ship.Have no clue what you're talking about but fine, forget it, I'll remember this when the time comes to get rid of this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 To be fair on cowcow, Enterprise is hot as f***. Well, it does have a great warpdrive and a big... ..big... ...saucer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 you mean big big saucy saucer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 you mean big big saucy saucer? oh... ... *goes warp 9 on keyboard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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