The Nyx Avatar Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign with free beer for a year. So he says to the barkeep, ''Hey! How do I win free beer?'' Bartender says ''Well first, you have to beat up the bouncer by the door. Then I have pitbull in the back room who needs a tooth pulled. After that, you have to make love to the old woman who lives upstairs''. Guy says ''Alright, I'll do it''. He beats up the bouncer and goes to the back. [spoiler=Show]So then the guy comes out about a half hour later and asks the bartender, ''Okay. Now where's the old lady who needs the tooth pulled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Heard it before pal, try again pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateIRS Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 haven't heard it before but it still wasn't funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Heard it before pal, try again pls.[spoiler=How about this one?]My love life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsapex Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Heard it before. Heard the second one before too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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