~British Soul~ Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I saw this on fb earlier; a bloke was walking down the street and saw a guy have someone from TV licensing at the door, so he pretended to look for his son's juice bottle so he could have a cheeky listen. TV Licensing guy: "Do you watch live TV sir?"Guy: "Nah mate, TV's shite, don't even own one. Prefer my music me."TV Licensing guy: "May I pop inside and look so I can confirm and put that on our system?"Guy: "I don't have to let you in do I?"TV Licensing guy: "No sir, but if you're not letting me in when you say you don't own a TV, that gives me reason to believe that you could have a TV and therefore require a license."Guy: "To be fair mate, the lass at number 23 won't let me in her knickers, that doesn't mean I've got reason to believe that she could have a cock..." After that, the door was closed. That last response made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Guy: "To be fair mate, the lass at number 23 won't let me in her knickers, that doesn't mean I've got reason to believe that she could have a cock..."I am remembering the sheet out of this line for later uses down the road of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nyx Avatar Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Guy: "To be fair mate, the lass at number 23 won't let me in her knickers, that doesn't mean I've got reason to believe that she could have a cock..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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