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ALRIGHT. So was working and it's mostly manual so my mind was bored and I started thinking about rap lyrics because of the Pokemon Cypher

[spoiler=For reference if interested]

 

And it's horrible. Straight up, bad. But it might amuse some of you so here ya go. I know that the WAY things are said are important in rap but this'll just be the lyrics...for now.

 

[spoiler=I tried]The name's Lord CowCow; you might as well bow down

Once was a calf now I'm stronger than Groudon

Just like a Mawile; from PU to Ubers

Don't have to try, now, to school all you losers

My flow's so strong; Protect won't even stop me

You thinking I won't sweep? jabroni, I got Moxie

Boy you got a big mouth, what're you a Loudred?

jabroni please, Soundproof, I won at the outset

Now, if you are counting, my abilities don't add up

But I break all the rules; like Arceus in Little Cup

 

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>open spoiler

>"The name's Lord CowCow; you might as well bow down"

>close spoiler

 

literally my reaction

Y'all missed out on some ridiculous sheet tbh. It was straight garbage but it was kinda amusing.

Also both of you are no fun.

 

 

Anyway

[spoiler=It Happened Again]They say I'm a nice guy, hit you with a Helping Hand

But really I'll just burn you, Flare Blitz, Choice Band

Ya think you are cute with that Flash Fire

Predicted, Earthquake, now you'll feel my ire

Now before you are thinking that I am all physical

No Guard, Focus Blast, your chances are abysmal

Faster than the meta even with no set up

You will never stop me; might as well give up

I see you're fed up, using that Explosion

Sike, jabroni, Damp. Like yo girl with me on the weekend.

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