[PHNI] Sebek's Sorceror

[~British Soul~]

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PHNI-JP053 セベクの魔導士 Sebek no Madoushi (Sebek’s Sorcerer)
Link-2/WATER/Aqua/Link/Effect
Bottom-Left; Bottom-Right
2 Effect Monster
You can only use the (1)st and (2)nd effect of this card’s name each once per turn.
(1) When this card or your monster it points to inflicts battle damage to your opponent: You can gain the same amount of LP.
(2) If either player gains LP (even during the Damage Step): You can make each player take 1000 damage.
2000/-

[Tinkerer]

This might honestly see play purely due to being a generic Link 2 that can squeeze a win in time.

It's also obvs meant to support Valmonica. Good arrows for pend Summons, supports life gain, and inflicts damage to both players which gives Valm counters.

[Zamazenta the OS-Tan Fan]

This card is absolute garbage, Valmonica needs to waste 2 monsters on getting out this piece of shit which they can't summon that for free cause if they could it would be much better on fucking top of that @Tinkerer it has to inflict battle damage which can't be done on the first turn another thing is that your opponent would negate this effect with monsters whose ATK is well over 2500 or more.

 

Yeah no fucking shit this card belongs in the trash and deserve to rott away, Valmonica needs something better to be playable I know they can be playable with the right kind of support this card is not even close this card is bullshit in terms of being a piece of mother fucking shit.