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Okay. let's debate on the weirdest song lyric ever. What you do is write the line, and below put the band and the song names. everyone, feel free to rate song lyrics put up for weirdness (like, 7/10 weirdness) This is gonna be fun :D

Here's mine:

"If I am the message, then you are the machine"

-Fightstar, I am the message

"My shadow grabbed me by the feet and grew much taller than I am."

-Fightstar, Hold out your arms & our last common ancestor.

 

Please post yours!

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Well' date=' the lyrics for this song are all wierd, have you ever heard "I want to ride my bycicle!!" what? The songs catchy, but...you know, a song about a bike...?:?

 

I can't remember who its by...[/color']

 

That would be Queen.

 

OKAY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE STANGEST LYRICS EVER PM ME :D

 

over 15s but ^_^

 

You could say it here' date=' or is it [i']bad[/i]?

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Chocolate Rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Chocolate Rain

A baby born will die before the sin

 

Chocolate Rain

The school books say it can't be here again

Chocolate Rain

The prisons make you wonder where it went

 

Chocolate Rain

Build a tent and say the world is dry

Chocolate Rain

Zoom the camera out and see the lie

 

Chocolate Rain

Forecast to be falling yesterday

Chocolate Rain

Only in the past is what they say

 

Chocolate Rain

Raised your neighborhood insurance rates

Chocolate Rain

Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

 

Chocolate Rain

Made me cross the street the other day

Chocolate Rain

Made you turn your head the other way

 

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins

Chocolate Rain

Using you to fall back down again

[Repeat]

 

Chocolate Rain

Seldom mentioned on the radio

Chocolate Rain

Its the fear your leaders call control

 

Chocolate Rain

Worse than swearing worse than calling names

Chocolate Rain

Say it publicly and you're insane

 

Chocolate Rain

No one wants to hear about it now

Chocolate Rain

Wish real hard it goes away somehow

 

Chocolate Rain

Makes the best of friends begin to fight

Chocolate Rain

But did they know each other in the light?

 

Chocolate Rain

Every February washed away

Chocolate Rain

Stays behind as colors celebrate

 

Chocolate Rain

The same crime has a higher price to pay

chocolate Rain

The judge and jury swear it's not the face

 

(Chorus)

 

Chocolate Rain

Dirty secrets of economy

Chocolate Rain

Turns that body into GDP

 

Chocolate Rain

The bell curve blames the baby's DNA

Chocolate Rain

But test scores are how much the parents make

 

Chocolate Rain

'Flippin cars in France the other night

Chocolate Rain

Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

 

Chocolate Rain

'Cross the world and back its all the same

Chocolate Rain

Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

 

Chocolate Rain

Lifts the ark of paradise in sin

Chocolate Rain

Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

 

Chocolate Rain

More than 'marchin more than passing law

Chocolate Rain

Remake how we got to where we are

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Chocolate Rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Chocolate Rain

A baby born will die before the sin

 

Chocolate Rain

The school books say it can't be here again

Chocolate Rain

The prisons make you wonder where it went

 

Chocolate Rain

Build a tent and say the world is dry

Chocolate Rain

Zoom the camera out and see the lie

 

Chocolate Rain

Forecast to be falling yesterday

Chocolate Rain

Only in the past is what they say

 

Chocolate Rain

Raised your neighborhood insurance rates

Chocolate Rain

Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

 

Chocolate Rain

Made me cross the street the other day

Chocolate Rain

Made you turn your head the other way

 

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins

Chocolate Rain

Using you to fall back down again

[Repeat]

 

Chocolate Rain

Seldom mentioned on the radio

Chocolate Rain

Its the fear your leaders call control

 

Chocolate Rain

Worse than swearing worse than calling names

Chocolate Rain

Say it publicly and you're insane

 

Chocolate Rain

No one wants to hear about it now

Chocolate Rain

Wish real hard it goes away somehow

 

Chocolate Rain

Makes the best of friends begin to fight

Chocolate Rain

But did they know each other in the light?

 

Chocolate Rain

Every February washed away

Chocolate Rain

Stays behind as colors celebrate

 

Chocolate Rain

The same crime has a higher price to pay

chocolate Rain

The judge and jury swear it's not the face

 

(Chorus)

 

Chocolate Rain

Dirty secrets of economy

Chocolate Rain

Turns that body into GDP

 

Chocolate Rain

The bell curve blames the baby's DNA

Chocolate Rain

But test scores are how much the parents make

 

Chocolate Rain

'Flippin cars in France the other night

Chocolate Rain

Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

 

Chocolate Rain

'Cross the world and back its all the same

Chocolate Rain

Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

 

Chocolate Rain

Lifts the ark of paradise in sin

Chocolate Rain

Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

 

Chocolate Rain

More than 'marchin more than passing law

Chocolate Rain

Remake how we got to where we are

 

You heard Chad Vader's version of that song on Youtube? Weird, peoplez, but I know not the lyrics.

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"Banana Banana Banana Terracotta! Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!"^

 

- System Of A Down - Vicinity Of Obscenity - Hypnotize

 

^ - For those that remember, I had that as my title for the first few days when the title option came out. One kid BS'ed about it but ended up getting BS'ed back harder, like a tool would do to me.

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"I sued Taco Bell, cause I ate half a million chalupas. And I got Fat"

"I sued Delta Airlines, cause they sold me a ticket to New Jearsy, I went there, And it Sucked"

 

-I'll sue ya by Weird Al

 

"Ohh, Why'd ya have to go and make me all constipated"

 

-The Complicated Song by Weird Al

 

More from Weird Al.

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"I sued Taco Bell' date=' cause I ate half a million chalupas. And I got Fat"

"I sued Delta Airlines, cause they sold me a ticket to New Jearsy, I went there, And it Sucked"

 

-I'll sue ya by Weird Al

 

"Ohh, Why'd ya have to go and make me all constipated"

 

-The Complicated Song by Weird Al

 

More from Weird Al.

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Chalupas... Delicious :P

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Whip it by Devo FTW!

 

Crack that whip

Give the past the slip

Step on a crack

Break your momma's back

 

When a problem comes along

You must whip it

Before the cream sits out too long

You must whip it

When something's going wrong

You must whip it

 

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To whip it

Whip it good

 

When a good time turns around

You must whip it

You will never live it down

Unless you whip it

No one gets their way

Until they whip it

 

I say whip it

Whip it good

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A day in the life by The Beatles has some strange lyrics.....

IMO I Am the Walrus is stranger... including the strange music video.

But The Beatles are strange (yet touching) over all.

 

But there are songs in this world where the only lyric is the male sexual organ being repeated around a hundred times, so yeah...

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"Aside" - The Weakerthans

 

Measure me in metered lines,

in one decisive stare,

the time it takes to get from here to there.

My ribs, they show through t-shirts

and these shoes I got for free;

I'm unconsoled, I'm lonely. I am

so much better than I used to be.

Terrified of telephones and shopping mall,

and knives, and drowning in the pools of over lives.

Rely a bit too heavily

on alcohol and irony

Get clobbered on by courtesy,

in love with love, and lousy poetry.

And I'm leaning on this broken fence

between past and present tense.

And I'm losing all these stupid games

that I swore I'd never play.

And it almost feels okay.

Circumnavigate this body

of wonder and uncertainty.

Armed with every precious failure,

and amateur cartography,

I breathe in deep before

I spread these maps out on my bedroom floor.

Leaving. Wave goodbye.

Losing, but I'll try, with the last ways left, to remember.

Sing my imperfect offering.

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Stinkfist - Tool

 

Something has to change

Un-deniable dilemma

Boredom's not a burden

Anyone should bear

 

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me

but I would not want you any other way

 

Cause,

It's not enough

I need more

Nothing seems to satisfy

I said,

I don't want it

I just need it

To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive

 

Finger deep within the borderline

Show me that you love me and that we belong together

Relax, turn around and take my

 

I can help you change

Tired moments into pleasure

Say the word and we'll be

Well upon our way

 

Blend and balance

Pain and comfort

Deep within you

Till you will not want me any other way

 

But,

It's not enough

I need more

Nothing seems to satisfy

I said,

I don't want it

I just need it

To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive

 

Knuckle deep inside the borderline

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to

Relax, Slip away

 

Something kinda sad about

the way that things have come to be

Desensitized to everything

What became of subtlety?

 

How can this mean anything to me

If I really don't feel anything at all?

 

I'll keep digging till

I feel something

 

Elbow deep inside the borderline

Show me that you love me and that we belong together

Shoulder deep within the borderline

Relax, Turn around and take my... hand

 

 

On the surface, a disgusting form of love using ones...eh...hand.

In an interview with their lead singer...

"it can be interpreted as being about 'fist-f---ing' but if you really look at it and really look at us and who we are, you'll understand that we go a little deeper than some write-off song about fist-f---ing."

Tool songs usually have an obvious meaning, then a deeper meaning for you to find out yourself...

My case, it'd be about someone I care about and the things she's done (and doing) she'd never think about doing in the first place. When is enough? Is there a limit? Is nothing sacred, should be waited for, left unspoiled?

 

I've spoken my piece.

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Have you heard ALL of Vicinity of Obscenity?

 

Yeah' date=' that's pretty much most of the lyrics.

 

 

"Lier!

Banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracott terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

 

This may require you to hold still baby! (Lier)

Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!

Terrecotta Terrecotta Terrecotta PIE!

Does that require loving ya baby?!

 

Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!

Terrecotta pie (Hey!)

Terrecotta pie (Hey!)

Terrecotta pie (Hey!)

Terrecotta pie (Hey!)

Terrecotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet

Beat the meat (beat the meat),Treat the feet

To the sweet, milky seat

 

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terrecott terrecotta pie!

 

This may require you to hold still baby! [moan']

Vinicity of Obscenity in your eyes!

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie (Hey!)

Terracotta pie!

 

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet

Beat the meat (beat the meat), treat the feet

To the sweet, milky seat

 

Lier [moan]

Lier [moan]

Lier [demon moan]

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

Banana banana banana banana terrecotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!"

 

Well, the only lyrics that matter anyway.......

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