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What is the funniest/weirdest/craziest post you've ever seen? (Please say the post words for word, mine is...

 

Member: Azuh

Reason: Squishing a poor' date=' helpless bug.

Rules Broken: Unwritten rule of squishing bugs.

Ban Length: 15 minutes

Banned by: Frunk

Additional Punishment: 100 lashings.

Further Information: I like pizza.

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i got one that i actually posted(i was hoping that JoC and Cyber Altair saw this):

 

*Tries one of JoC's Cookies*

 

They Taste like s***' date=' you don't deserve to be god

 

*Tries a slice of Cyber Altair's Brownies*

 

They Taste like s***, you don't deserve to be god

 

*Finds a million dollars on the floor, I Pocket it*

 

Yea yea shut up, i'm god(No Seriously, i have Godly Luck)

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lol' date=' thats funny to! Does anyone have anthing to say about Frunk's post?

(hopes he doesnt see this thread)

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Yes. Azuh got pwned! For 15 minutes. I remember that when it happened. It was pretty lulzworthy. And Frunk won't be seeing this thread.

 

And I imagine, out of all the noobish threads to ever exist in the Help & Tutorials section, there has to be on that says:

 

how do i post? plz help

 

Seriously.

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no offense clariex but a funny post by YOU back in the 'Moving Intro Section to Games':

I might lose about 50....100 at the most

But some members would lose a huge amount

(making my eventual take-over that much easier :twisted: )

(wait.....did I say that out loud?....damn it...uhh....*runs away*)

 

~Clariex

lol

i've been trying to find a post made by J-Max about mudkipz that time i laughed so long.....but i can't find it (it's in Questions Section)

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Thanks for pointing that out to me' date=' guys. I'll start banning anyone who uses any form of logic, or gives any form of explanation for anything.

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I'd be a complete A-hole to everyone and everything' date=' hand out bans like candy, destroy members hopes and dreams every member, then laugh about it.

 

Oh wait-

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You wake up every morning and think "OH MY GOD I MUST USE DARK ARMED DRAGON TODAY OR MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED"' date=' don't you?

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Ooh' date=' professionalism. I forgot that internet forums based on children's card games were professional settings. Should I wear my tie?

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To whom it may concern' date='

 

Stop being retarded.

 

Sincerely,

 

Crab Helmet

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These are all pretty funny.

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lol... a convo between me and Frunk about Mary. Ive taken the best bits out of the thread XD

 

Mary the mother of Jesus

 

because shes like.... the hottest mum around

 

motherofgod.jpg

 

look at her honestly...she is the hottest thign to walk this earth

Oh and' date=' Azuh, I almost forgot:

 

[spoiler=Don't click you young'ens!']Mary = MYLF

 

 

 

It's "you'd" instead of "I'd". :wink:

 

lol

 

we gotta love those XD

 

but seriously... if Mary was around now...

 

[spoiler=Don't click you young people... Like ZOMG... your gonna click it anyway :l only 70+ plzzzzzz]

... I'd tap her.... XD... And then Mary wont be waht she is hyped up to be... if you get what i mean

 

 

 

Oh, I do.

 

[spoiler=*Screams* Go away, it's our big people time!]Wait, it's that before or after you're done with her?

 

 

after

 

XD

 

maybe ill even get my own baby Jesus?

 

That would give the word "emaculate" a whole new meaning.

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... too bad "Emacualte" aint a word

 

but if im thinking what your thinking... thats bad lol

 

You spelt my mispelling of emaculate wrong. :? :lol:

 

What am I thinking?

 

Put it in a big ol' fancy spoiler so it's more private. :wink:

 

[spoiler=Now i really mean it... anyone who is under 10... or is nukyasu... that clicks here is getting 10000000000 Neg Reps... cause you touched somethign should have]

maybe change the 'M' in emaculate to a 'J'... now you know

 

 

 

OH... :shock: You meant THAT kind of "tap"...

 

:lol: Well, no, but now what I actually was thinking got lost somewhere while I was ROFLing... :(

 

yes Frunk... cause i liek to Tap Dance over Mary... or pour water from my tap onto Mary

 

god Frunk... and i thought you were smart rofl

 

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

Sorry Azuh, I forgot Melbournites don't know what you mean w/o sarcasm tags. :|

 

:lol:

 

Dont make me fly over to the Gold Coast XD

 

and btw... Frankston... still ahsnt changed... its still crap... so is Melton... they changed my bus route... so now it takes me an extra minute to get home... so im angry... but im just getting off topic...

 

I Suggest we stop posting here XD because... yeah... rofl

 

Alright we'll *exchange* more *recipes* via PMs.

 

Since I took the time to make that comment, how goes the interview? (Sned PM)

 

No typo, literally, sned it to me.

Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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Well then don't open the damn spoilers. :?

Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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well buy me some medicine then XD

still shouldnt be on there. and thats just wrong for a childs game forum.

we warned you

and everyone on this forum

not to open the spoilers

 

so... XD

whatever its still wrong' date=' and as a moderator, frunk should know that.

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whatever its still wrong' date=' and as a moderator, frunk should know that.

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and yet again... we told people NOT TO OPEN THE SPOILERS

 

and yes... we know that it was both wrong... so what? Ban me... i dont care... im not gonna go nukyasu on you all

 

XD

 

and btw... stop posting things like "Oh yeah shes hot" or "yea, miley cyrus XD"... its pretty much considered spam

whatever' date=' your not a mod, so shut up.

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Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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No their male.

 

 

still shouldnt be on there. and thats just wrong for a childs game forum.

 

And their not children. They can say that kinda stuff ya know. Spoilers exist for THAT reason.

 

Ugliest famous person alive:

 

[spoiler=DO NOT OPEN! UGLINESS ENCLOSED!]Hillary%20Clinton.jpg

 

AHHHHHH!!!! HILARY MONSTER!!!!!!!!

 

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lol... a convo between me and Frunk about Mary. Ive taken the best bits out of the thread XD

 

 

Mary the mother of Jesus

 

because shes like.... the hottest mum around

 

motherofgod.jpg

 

look at her honestly...she is the hottest thign to walk this earth

Oh and' date=' Azuh, I almost forgot:

 

[spoiler=Don't click you young'ens!']Mary = MYLF

 

 

 

It's "you'd" instead of "I'd". :wink:

 

lol

 

we gotta love those XD

 

but seriously... if Mary was around now...

 

[spoiler=Don't click you young people... Like ZOMG... your gonna click it anyway :l only 70+ plzzzzzz]

... I'd tap her.... XD... And then Mary wont be waht she is hyped up to be... if you get what i mean

 

 

 

Oh, I do.

 

[spoiler=*Screams* Go away, it's our big people time!]Wait, it's that before or after you're done with her?

 

 

after

 

XD

 

maybe ill even get my own baby Jesus?

 

That would give the word "emaculate" a whole new meaning.

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... too bad "Emacualte" aint a word

 

but if im thinking what your thinking... thats bad lol

 

You spelt my mispelling of emaculate wrong. :? :lol:

 

What am I thinking?

 

Put it in a big ol' fancy spoiler so it's more private. :wink:

 

[spoiler=Now i really mean it... anyone who is under 10... or is nukyasu... that clicks here is getting 10000000000 Neg Reps... cause you touched somethign should have]

maybe change the 'M' in emaculate to a 'J'... now you know

 

 

 

OH... :shock: You meant THAT kind of "tap"...

 

:lol: Well, no, but now what I actually was thinking got lost somewhere while I was ROFLing... :(

 

yes Frunk... cause i liek to Tap Dance over Mary... or pour water from my tap onto Mary

 

god Frunk... and i thought you were smart rofl

 

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

Sorry Azuh, I forgot Melbournites don't know what you mean w/o sarcasm tags. :|

 

:lol:

 

Dont make me fly over to the Gold Coast XD

 

and btw... Frankston... still ahsnt changed... its still crap... so is Melton... they changed my bus route... so now it takes me an extra minute to get home... so im angry... but im just getting off topic...

 

I Suggest we stop posting here XD because... yeah... rofl

 

Alright we'll *exchange* more *recipes* via PMs.

 

Since I took the time to make that comment, how goes the interview? (Sned PM)

 

No typo, literally, sned it to me.

Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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Well then don't open the damn spoilers. :?

Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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well buy me some medicine then XD

still shouldnt be on there. and thats just wrong for a childs game forum.

we warned you

and everyone on this forum

not to open the spoilers

 

so... XD

whatever its still wrong' date=' and as a moderator, frunk should know that.

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whatever its still wrong' date=' and as a moderator, frunk should know that.

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and yet again... we told people NOT TO OPEN THE SPOILERS

 

and yes... we know that it was both wrong... so what? Ban me... i dont care... im not gonna go nukyasu on you all

 

XD

 

and btw... stop posting things like "Oh yeah shes hot" or "yea, miley cyrus XD"... its pretty much considered spam

whatever' date=' your not a mod, so shut up.

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Frunk' date=' Azuh, u r both SICK!

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No their male.

 

 

still shouldnt be on there. and thats just wrong for a childs game forum.

 

And their not children. They can say that kinda stuff ya know. Spoilers exist for THAT reason.

 

Ugliest famous person alive:

 

[spoiler=DO NOT OPEN! UGLINESS ENCLOSED!]Hillary%20Clinton.jpg

 

AHHHHHH!!!! HILARY MONSTER!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

lol

so thats amanda cosgrove hmmm :?

 

oh and btw Azuh' date=' you look like the baby jesus in the photo lol

[img']http://www.theworkofgod.org/images/motherofgod.jpg[/img]

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I start a game it is that you have to find the sacred beast cards if it is okay we have to duel it is like a tournament so have fun.

 

It was also posted in the wrong section. It was on the older forum' date=' so at the time, there weren't a lot of noobs, so this noobish post really stood out.

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That post is legendary.

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Alright' date=' it's obvious that your name is Miles, and your just doing this because you think it's clever or cool or something, and you think it's an advanced form of humor and you laugh with you and your friends as you read peoples reactions. You're also going to laugh at this post, because you think I'm trying to be strong and stand against you. Now you're going to laugh at that. [b']Well get this, developASS, IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST CRAP LIKE THIS, LEAVE, OR I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE![/b]

Your very own FP :p. I remember this, and dang, it was a funny time.

 

Anyone else remember Developous? He was always so dumb, and every post he made was followed by him getting owned by someone

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Alright' date=' it's obvious that your name is Miles, and your just doing this because you think it's clever or cool or something, and you think it's an advanced form of humor and you laugh with you and your friends as you read peoples reactions. You're also going to laugh at this post, because you think I'm trying to be strong and stand against you. Now you're going to laugh at that. [b']Well get this, developASS, IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST CRAP LIKE THIS, LEAVE, OR I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE![/b]

Your very own FP :p. I remember this, and dang, it was a funny time.

 

Anyone else remember Developous? He was always so dumb, and every post he made was followed by him getting owned by someone

 

I remember him. Very clearly. None of his posts ever made any sense. None of them. That reminds me, I should probably look for some of his posts.

 

EDIT: No one post could do this guy justice. So here's a thread:

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/showthread.php?tid=2506

 

Basically, he wanted to make some RP or something like that in the wrong section. Not only did he not explain the rules or anything of the sort, he also got pwned by Frunk and a few other members.

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Alright' date=' it's obvious that your name is Miles, and your just doing this because you think it's clever or cool or something, and you think it's an advanced form of humor and you laugh with you and your friends as you read peoples reactions. You're also going to laugh at this post, because you think I'm trying to be strong and stand against you. Now you're going to laugh at that. [b']Well get this, developASS, IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST CRAP LIKE THIS, LEAVE, OR I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE![/b]

Your very own FP :p. I remember this, and dang, it was a funny time.

 

Anyone else remember Developous? He was always so dumb, and every post he made was followed by him getting owned by someone

 

Developous was my hero.

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