WTF?! A 4th poll?(last one)

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

another lulz poll(wait for the poll if you don't see it)

[Larxene]

These are really starting to get kinda spammy..... >_>

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

I'm sorry if it's spammy

[Willieh]

Lamborghini Diablo obviously.... >_>

[Larxene]

Where am I on this list?

[TAG]

Jack. The giant can throw him all the way to the finish line, then retreat to his castle on top the beanstalk to make it all seem legit. :D

[Flame Dragon]

Me on my Charizard.

[Larxene]

I would win

 

I can teleport

[Phantom Roxas]

Toss up between Dialga and Palkia.

[Luna Lovegood]

Me in my sweet lotus

[bury the year]

Me in a shopping cart.

[Davok]

Yami Yugi in a Porsche Carrera GT- Couldn't focus on driving because of all the card game posters DiZ put on the roads.

Kaiba in a Ford Mustang GT- DiZ will put a metal Blue Eyes White Dragon statue on the road, and Kaiba will run right into it, yearning for some BEWD goodness.

Joey in a Porsche Cayman- DiZ will arrange for the Mafia to shoot him on site for insulting the Godfather.

Yusei on his Duel Runner- DiZ will inform a motorcycle gang of Yusei's disgrace to motorcycles. He will be shot on site.

Jack on his Duel Runner- See above.

Yami Marik in a Ferrari F50- DiZ will inform a gang of rabid yaoi fangirls that Yami Marik's in town. The rest will take care of itself.

Rayquaza in a Lamborgini Diablo- Deoxys will pwn that n00b before he could get to the finish line.

Dialga in a Mercedes Benz SLR Mclaren- DiZ will rip out his auto pilot and see how Dialga fairs dirving without opposable thumbs.

Palkia in a Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG- See above.

Dark Armed Dragon in a Ford GT- DiZ will arrange for mines. Lots and lots of mines.

Judgment Dragon in a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti- Judgement Dragon will be called to inflict his judgement on a heretic before he even gets to the finish line.

Zane in a Honda Civic- See Yami Marik.

Yubel in a Corvette Z06- Answer in above.

Darkrai in a Camaro- DiZ will have 4Kids completely destroy his character, and he'll be too broken to compete.

Mewtwo in a Porsche 911- DiZ will arrange for him to shut up in a test lab.

Lugia in a Dodge Charger- He doesn't even have thumbs. And he's too big. Dodge will explode.

Ho-oh in a Ferrari F40- A bird in a Ferrari... looks like DiZ will have roasted chicken tonight!

Kyogre in a Toyot Supra- Mommy! Mommy! It's a beached whale on a Toyota!

Bloodrun in a Bugatti Veyron- Will be too busy debating on YCM to even care.

tonsianoob in a Lamborigini Reventon- DiZ will arrange for his girlfriend to invite him over the night of the race.

 

In short, DiZ wins all.

[Phantom Roxas]

Dialga and Palkia freeze time and space, making everyone unable to race, even themselves unfortunately, but tonisanoob is to n00bish to be affected. He is then shown all of EHA's E-Hero Decks at once, then his head implodes. Phantom Roxas, being too awesome to also be affected distracts EHA by telling him how awesome all his E-Hero Decks, then Phantom Roxas wins. To distract all Yaoi Fangirls, he posts pictures of Light+L everywhere. He then moves around everyone participating in the race, and fixes the Time-Space Continuum with the power of awesome.

 

Roxas wins.

[Larxene]

You're all wrong

 

Clariex would win

 

She would take off her shirt, thus distracting everyone else, causing them to crash

[Davok]

Actually, your both wrong.

 

Pedobear shall win.

 

Need I explain?

[Larxene]

Yes

 

Explain

[Davok]

Pedobear shall summon all the Pedobears. And... then Pedobear shall *description censored to protect our children* with his Pedobears. And... all the little boys and girls shall be ******. And the racers.... they were never heard from again.

[Larxene]

I'll just distract the pedobears with my boobs like I did with the racers