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PLAY THIS CARD AND THE CONTROLLER OF THE CARD LOSES

PAY ALL YOUR LIFEPOINTS TO PLAY THIS ON YOUR OPPENENTS SIDE TO MAKE THEM LOSE AT THE SAME TIME BUT AFTER THE DUEL THEY GET TO KICK YOU IN THE FACE AND TAKE ALL YOUR CARDS BUT THIS ONE

ALSO IF YOU DISCARD THIS CARD FROM YOUR HAND YOU CAN LOSE THE DUEL BUT BY DOING THIS YOUR OPPENENT GETS TO CALL YOU A CHEATER AND TAKES AWAY ALL CARDS EXCEPT THIS ONE YOUR AND GETS TO SLAP YOU IN THE FACE

GAIN NEGATIVE 858912578926562378567245782378567823567834578623478567823465 LIFE POINTS TO LOSE THE DUEL IF THIS CARD IS SENT TO THE GRAVEYARD YOUR OPPENENT WIN THE DUEL AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOUR SELF A WEDGIE AND RUN AROUND SCREAMING "ME STUPID!!!!!!!"

IF THIS CARD IS REMOVED FROM PLAY ROLL A 6 SIDED DIE IF YOU GET A 1-6 YOU OPPENENT GETS TO STAB YOU WITH A STRAW UNTIL YOU BLEED THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE IT UP WITH A NAPKIN THEN EAT IT.

 

 

 

 

The explination of this card is good enough, isn't it? ;)


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