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Mom threw me down the stairs of a 30-Story building bending my bottom-left rib.

 

No offense mate but your story doesn't sound like it really happened. =/

well every 5 stories was a door so about 5 stories I fell.

 

*tempatation to ask*Um...Why did she throw you down a 30-story building?

I watched porn on the internet.lol
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Mom threw me down the stairs of a 30-Story building bending my bottom-left rib.

 

No offense mate but your story doesn't sound like it really happened. =/

well every 5 stories was a door so about 5 stories I fell.

 

*tempatation to ask*Um...Why did she throw you down a 30-story building?

I watched porn on the internet.lol

 

You are Win for watching porn and surviving your parent(s) reaction =D

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Mom threw me down the stairs of a 30-Story building bending my bottom-left rib.

 

No offense mate but your story doesn't sound like it really happened. =/

well every 5 stories was a door so about 5 stories I fell.

 

*tempatation to ask*Um...Why did she throw you down a 30-story building?

I watched porn on the internet.lol

 

congradulations for surviving the fall and on the great show you got to see.

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I got hit by a bus :P. No really. But meh nothing major. Just landed on my feet. Lots of blood. Good being Japanese' date=' nothing could happen to you, you live in a fairy tale :P[/size']

 

No way you too, well actually I was hit by a chevy tahoe but it ended up poping my leg back into shape when I got hit, the best miracle to happen to me yet(4years ago)*shockingly 100% truth*

 

I think I was 5/6. But I didn't go to the hospital. Weird I know >.<

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The worst I remember is when I was 3' date=' I was asked to take a axe to my grandfather (by him), held the axe wrong, stumbled, axe to the knee <.<

 

It wasn't a deep cut though.

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Ouch. You poor satin :P

 

I remember jumping on my moms bed & then while jumping I sat on the bad's short pole. It was sharp. I had to go & take X-Rays.:P.

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Okay. I lived in Pennsylvanian, and we were about to move to Maine. I tripped on some bricks and my knee was bleeding. Then in Maine, I kept tripping over stuff, and hurting me knee worse. Eventually, I stopped falling over stuff :P

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I was running the mile [for fun, not for school] when a car almost swerved into me. I jumped out of the way, rolled down a nearby hill and a pointy rock tore my arm

. I luckily had my cell phone to call 911. I seriously almost died from excessive bleeding. Hope that was not TOO much detail.

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Let's see, let me get my list. Ah here it is:

x5 Broke both wrists

x2 Spranged ankles ver bad

x1 Broke Right Leg

x2 Broke Left Leg

x1 Spranged the part where the femur (Or however you spell it) and the pelvis connect, (I couldn't walk stright for 2 months)

x3 Broke my Right Elbow

x2 Broke Left Elbow

x1 Dislocated Left Arm (Hurt like hell when I got it located afterwards)

x3-4 Busted head open, lost decent amount of blood too.

 

And there you have it.

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