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Lazer Yoshi

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Here's a little diddy of Fatality

[align=center]On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me

12 Uppercuts

11 Left Hooks

10 Deathblows

9 Metal-Hard Headbutts

8 Kicks In The Gut

7 Iron Shins

6 Bloody Knuckles

FIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN BRASS KNUCKLES

4 Scissor Kicks

3 Body Slams

2 Karate Chops

And A Fist, Down The Throat 'Till I'm Dead

 

And this all happened to YOU!!![/align]

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I strangle you til you're blue in the face then I completly beat you into a bloody pulp which is then eaten by cats who I throw into a blender. The remains are then trhown from a cliff into the sea where they are eaten by a shark that get s abducted by aliens. The aliens reconstruct you, but you have to live in an alien zoo for the rest of eternity.

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Guest JoshIcy

*Grabs a Polearm with a Serrated Cheese Grater at the end of it and starts to slash at your face until it becomes unrecognizable, and repeating this all over your body, being sure to avoid vital veins*

 

Then I say "Memories, Experience, NO MORE!"

 

*Thrusts a couple of Liquid Hydrogen Pumps into your bleeding Legs and watches you freeze to death*

 

FATALITY!

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