六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I stab Marvel with a sword comic 42 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I go outside, steal a car, drive around, give the car back, steal it back when they get in, drive around again, drive to your house, run the card through your front door, walk upstairs to your room, watch you vegged out on YCM spamming and doing other stuff, throw strawberry milkshake on you then get your keyboard and hit you 300 times with it until your mushy strawberry flavoured meat, and eat you, then get back in the car, throw you back up in the car. Plant a bomb in the stolen car, give it back to the owner again, blow it up when the driver gets in it. :) even more toasted meat :D edit: can you beleive thast everytime i typed 'car' i put 'card' instead :shock:, YCM is getting to me :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 [align=center]I kill the people who works for Marvel, then I give the dead bodies to you. In the bodies, there is a time bomb that you cannot hear. When you search them, it goes off. OWNED.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I resurrect Stan Lee and now he cannot die, ever, i then give him his marvel Comics, and by using his magic, he brings all his characters to life, now he has an army of Marvel Heroes. Hulk grapples you and holds you down, while ironman gives you static shocks, then daredevil whips your ears, then Wolverine, cuts you slowly, and hulk presses down on your arms and breaks your arms, he then breaks your legs so you cant move or retaliate, then Deadpool cuts off your feet and theeeen... Captain America throws his shield at you like hes bouncing a ball at a wall, etc. etc. etc. basically, you are... PWND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Take out my knife, cut your eyes out and feed them to you. Than I take out my gloves and feed them to you (choking you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Dr. Octagonapus BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!A Shoop Da Whoop kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I grab an iPod and blast out cheep pop industry music into your ears, in this order: Hannah montana and lady gaga, then your ears bleed, and i get some vampire rabbits to lick your ears clean, but your chained to the floor so you cant move and it tickles, a lot. I then hire a sumo to sit on you for 24 hours, and he cant go to the toilet, and hes not wearing a nappy, also i paid him to go to the toilet on you Then i book a holiday to Iraq, put you in a tight luggage case, ship you off into the airplane. Put a load of dangerous snakes on it and spray perfume on your coffin, then a sumo i hired earlier that's on the plane jumps up and shouts 'Snakes on a mother**** plane!!!' Then somebody shoots the side of the plane while its in mid air and everybody is sucked out and your left in the luggage, with snakes circling you, and the smell from the sumo's dinner that's on your clothes is attracting them. They're trying to break into the luggage case but its locked. Then a cobra eats the luggage whole and then gets sucked out the plane, you land with the cobra in the middle of a war field and a bullet blows open the case and cobra, now your lying in the desert and cant move. An army of dung beetles drag you under ground and then slowly, slowly nibble away at you, it takes around 74 hours before your flesh is ripped off. During this time you are paralyzed and feel everything :) nice way to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I cloack into a pyro, get near your sentry, sap it, use invisibility and when you come back I re-appear and knife you from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 [align=center]I rip out your intestines and wear it like a belt. Then, I rip out whats left of your digestive system. I cut the stomach and I let the acid drip on your face. Basically, that means your OWNED.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelsthla-Mental Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I set up two dozen nails on a chalk board to go off all around you for an hour, with you unable to do anything due to the purple lotus placed in your last meal. Next I shoot you in the knee, followed by an uppercut to the face. Next, I stick a mask of nitrous oxide on you and switch it on. Listening to your laughter, I proceed to shoot your other knee, then plant explosives around you. Next, I tear off the mask just before you die of asphyxiation and force-feed you comfrey root. Leave you for a day by pinning you by the arms with spears, then come to your (probably) dead corpse and slice it open.Lastly, I detonating the explosives when I'm a safe distance away. FATALITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 [align=center]I strap you on an electric chair, but the wires are connected to a music machine. I activate the volts, and the machine is played double time. I let the order of the artists like this. Hannah Montanna, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Jason Myraz, Emily Osment, Mitchel Musso, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Jesse McCartney. Then, I plug the volts back on the chair and activate it again. I just did the music part for the lulz.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I make you swalow lit dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I twist your head until your spinal cord snaps. Then, I knife your head so nobody will know how I really killed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno983 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 smack your face in the floor then jump on your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rise of the Eldrazi Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 What's with all the threads on killing the above users???Anyway, I can't tell you because then it would be pre-meditaded.*Hears gunshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgeOfPwn Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 your names bruno so...... i fill your steak with crack and when your halucinating i say that ill give you the world if you jump to the moon, when you jump i grab your legs flip you so you fall and break your neck then i breakj every know thing in you that can be broken and put the remains in a wood chipper....no juicer and drink your blood with the clean half of the steak i gave you. EDIT: late on reply this is for bruno not godslayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keros Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Nidoking uses Horndrill on Pikachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiss My Pixels Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 pours kerosene on Keros and throws lit match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Gets my favorite C.D and shove it into your head,rip it out,Throwit into your stomach,Shove dynamite down your throat,throw you off of a cliff then blow you up where your body will be crushed by boulders (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu-gi-oh Dude Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Slice you into 10000000000000000000ths and then throw you in the river! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Lol, my thread got bumped. XDAnyways, I fart lightning and you get electrocuted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Unleash hordes of angry balls of cuteness from the Plane of Infinite Kittens. Furtality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowsmacker Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 i rip out your spine, then i whip you in half with it, and slowly begin to cut of your hands, then i toss you off a cliff into a field of spikes to finish it. FATALITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byak Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I strap you to a chair, and force you to play E.T. Fatality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 i throw u to the middle of mercury, fly at super sonic speed, place my palm on ur heart, and then super-ultra-extrta-aledousiouscly super warp kamehamehamehamehaa u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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