JesusofChaos™ Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Bush: "They misunderestimated me."Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000 "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002 "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."Washington DC, 11 May, 2001 "I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004 FOREIGN AFFAIRS"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."Tokyo, 18 February, 2002 "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself."Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003 "I think war is a dangerous place."Washington DC, 7 May, 2003 "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."Washington DC, 27 October, 2003 "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."Washington DC, 17 September, 2004 "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006 EDUCATION"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"Florence, South Carolina, 11 January, 2000 "Reading is the basics for all learning."Reston, Virginia, 28 March, 2000 "As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."CNN, 30 August, 2000 "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001 ECONOMICS"I understand small business growth. I was one."New York Daily News, 19 February, 2000 "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."Reuters, 5 May, 2000 "I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labour Secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."Austin, Texas, 8 January, 2001 "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."Washington DC, 19 May, 2003 HEALTHCARE"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."Orlando, Florida, 12 September, 2000 "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004 TECHNOLOGY"Will the highways on the internet become more few?"Concord, New Hampshire, 29 January, 2000 "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."Washington DC, 10 April, 2002 "Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets."Washington DC, 2 May, 2007 OUT OF LEFT FIELD"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."Saginaw, Michigan, 29 September, 2000 "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."LaCrosse, Wisconsin, 18 October, 2000 "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005 "That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?"Speaking to reporter Kai Diekmann, Washington DC, 5 May, 2006 ON GOVERNING"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."Bartlett, Tennessee, 18 August, 2000 "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."Washington DC, 18 April, 2006 "And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report, Washington DC, 7 December, 2006 "All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone."San Diego, California, 25 October, 2007 "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."Washington DC, 12 May, 2008 Ahhh the memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 That man is the president of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Funny stuff. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Didn't he say something like "When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible" or something too xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Funny sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 "First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."Washington DC, 19 May, 2003 The only one that doesnt sound like a load of poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 except for the fact that he refers to the poor as the "not rich" epic lulz for these quotes, a good collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'll miss him =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 He provided Jay Leno with so many jokes, god bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I still don't see how his approval rating is still 30%… That man is the president of the United States.You pick up quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 He makes me lol. Like when he made the screw up when the UK Queen was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Nothing beats the Shoe, NOTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 His favorite children's book is "The Hungary Caterpillar"That book was published a year after he graduated college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Nothing beats the Shoe' date=' NOTHING.[/quote'] They say that from where the man came from, throwing a shoe at someone was actually considered to be an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets INTERNETS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Nothing beats the Shoe' date=' NOTHING.[/quote'] They say that from where the man came from, throwing a shoe at someone was actually considered to be an insult. Yes it is. Information is moving. You know' date=' nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets[/i'] INTERNETS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 "I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." That made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 The one on the right.But seriously, I don't like Bush.But I don't like Obama even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 As much as I hate W., I'll miss having the blundering idiot to make fun of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 He has touched all our hearts with his blundering stupidity, showing that: Anyone can be President. ANYONE.Some people just weren't mean for some jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country" I love this quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Yup. Good times..... (shudders) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Time to step out of the gray, and go to LA...ZOMG random quote O.OBush shall be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 How the freaking heck did he get elected to a 2nd term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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