funniest thing you've ever seen in a duel

[♫Griffinsusername♫]

Since all of my friends are total n00bs, I was playing this stuck up fifth grader and OTK'ed him on the third turn with my GB deck. major lulz. His deck had random cards.

[Psycho Shocker Android]

I really saw somebody do this. (tele-DAD mirror match turn 2)

 

His opponent has stratos on the field and played ddraw for malicious last turn no backfield. So he draws and his hand is simply amazing ddraw, malicious, allure, sangan, ccv, pwwb. He ddraws mali, gets caius and rota. He then plays allure drawing monster reborn and destiny draw. (There has already been some misplays but this is where it gets really really ugly)

 

He removes Sangan.

Plays monster reborn on his opponent's malicious.

Removes his malicious and tributes it for caius removing his opponent stratos.

Attacks with caius. (at least he didn't miss that but he could have attacked with his opponent malicious if he had sp summoned it in atk pos.)

Sets CCV and PWWB ends his turns.

He crushes right after the draw tributing the malicious he reborned.

Sees brain control, 2xteleport, DAD (gets killed) and storm.

 

He's happy he killed DAD. (yeah he didn't even realized it yet)

 

Then his opponent kills him.

 

I wanted to laugh so hard but this guy is a sore loser and he's a monster (like 200lbs of muscles). I went outside the store to do so.

[werewolfjedi]

a friend of mine says, "I got a lot of respect for you." grins, and then flips respect play.

 

he has two more in his hand

[Mysty]

Once, I was at the Phantom Darkness Sneak Preview event, and I faced a kid (probably about 8 or something) who was using a Cloudian deck. That was a long time ago, so I don't remember the duel exactly, but I think the duel went something like this:

 

His turn: 1. Summon Turbulance(ATK 800). It gains a Fog Counter.

2. Summon Smoke Ball in Defense mode using Turbulance's Fog Counter.

3. Sets a card and ends.

 

My turn: 1. Summon Ninja Grandmaster Sasuke (ATK 1800).

2. Attacks Cloudian - Turbulance (opponent 7000).

3. As I end my turn, opponent activates The League of Uniform Nomenclature on Smoke Ball, summons Eye of the Typhoon and 2 other Cloudians. When I said that he couldn't do that, he said "They all have the same name: Cloudian." I let it go.

 

His turn: 1. Deals massive damage to me with Cloudians and destroys Sasuke.

 

My turn: 1. Activate Lightning Vortex, destroying all 5 Cloudians.

2. Summon Marauding Captain (ATK 1200), allowing me to summon Mataza the Zapper.

3. I equipped Mataza with United We Stand (ATK 2900, can attack twice).

4. Attacked for 7000 damage. I won by Mataza Whack!

[Kaliber]

Back in my school days, I had a nice compact 60 Card deck (Hey It was the thing back then!) and I'm in the Semi's of a school comp, got through 3 opponents, my challenger.

 

A kid 2 years younger than me with probably 300-400 cards in a deck, well, more like a STACK than a deck..

 

This isnt really during a duel, but he did try to summon 3 BEWD at once, without Tribbies...

 

I hate it when people like that try to play serious players...

[Toffee.]

3. As I end my turn' date=' opponent activates The League of Uniform Nomenclature on Smoke Ball, summons Eye of the Typhoon and 2 other Cloudians. When I said that he couldn't do that, he said [i']"They all have the same name: Cloudian."[/i] I let it go.

LOLWUT?

 

Ooh, Here was another good one:

I'm online with Wc08(yet again)

I picked tag duel, I'm using a D-Hero deck, My opponet's BOTH have a Monarch deck, that top-decked Raiza

 

Here is my team-mates opening hand:

2x Poly, Avian, DMoC, Fusion Sage, and draws Re-Load.

Re-Loads his hand, And gets: Spellbinind Circle, Wotwiler(w/e), another Avian, Magic Cylinder, and Neos

 

Yea, We lost by the end of turn 6 >_______>

[Mysty]

3. As I end my turn' date=' opponent activates The League of Uniform Nomenclature on Smoke Ball, summons Eye of the Typhoon and 2 other Cloudians. When I said that he couldn't do that, he said [i']"They all have the same name: Cloudian."[/i] I let it go.

LOLWUT?

 

Ooh, Here was another good one:

I'm online with Wc08(yet again)

I picked tag duel, I'm using a D-Hero deck, My opponet's BOTH have a Monarch deck, that top-decked Raiza

 

Here is my team-mates opening hand:

2x Poly, Avian, DMoC, Fusion Sage, and draws Re-Load.

Re-Loads his hand, And gets: Spellbinind Circle, Wotwiler(w/e), another Avian, Magic Cylinder, and Neos

 

Yea, We lost by the end of turn 6 >_______>

 

I really didn't feel like arguing at that time because I already had lost an argument that day and the kid's mom was there. If you would like to know what it was, when I was facing a different opponent and I was using a Crystal Beast deck, I played Crystal Abundance and he chained Dust Tornado to destroy one of my CBs. I'm pretty sure that Abundance's first sentence is a cost, but the judge said the opponent could chain DT to destroy a CB Continuous Spell to stop my CA from resolving. I pretty much figured that my deck was a great counter to Cloudian decks, so I let the kid do his fake combo, despite the fact that they only have the same title.

 

As for your situation, that really sucks. Destiny Heros and Elemental Heros don't mix well.

[Guest PikaPerson01]

You should never ever EVER let stupid people continue to be stupid. You should have corrected the dude to keep other duelists from having to face a BS ruling. Every time someone lets it go, it just strengthens an idiots ideology that he's correct.

[OmegaWave]

This happened just today.

 

My friend and I duel.

 

1st Turn - He places 3 face-downs. End Turn.

2nd Turn - I summoned Neo-Spacian Air Hummingbird. He activated Torrential Tribute than out of nowhere activates "Blast with Chain" and attached it to Air Hummingbird.

 

WHY WOULD THAT DO ANYTHING?!!! I ended up using Monster Reborn anyway. So sucked for him XD

[OVERLord Javix]

I used Giant Trunade. My friend chains MST to destroy my CoSR so I use chain summoning. I summoned 3 kuribohs and attacked for game.

[Sander]

I really didn't feel like arguing at that time because I already had lost an argument that day and the kid's mom was there. If you would like to know what it was' date=' when I was facing a different opponent and I was using a Crystal Beast deck, I played Crystal Abundance and he chained Dust Tornado to destroy one of my CBs. I'm pretty sure that Abundance's first sentence is a cost, but the judge said the opponent could chain DT to destroy a CB Continuous Spell to stop my CA from resolving. I pretty much figured that my deck was a great counter to Cloudian decks, so I let the kid do his fake combo, despite the fact that they only have the same title.

[/quote']

 

Go tell that judge to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU himself. The sending of 4 CB's to Grave in Abundance's effect is a cost.

[Silver Lining]

My little sister was dueling my older brother, but she didn't know how.

So she got all pissed off and just ripped all of his cards into shreds. :)

[Toffee.]

As for your situation' date=' [i']Wi-Fi mode[/i] really sucks. Destiny Heros and Elemental Heros don't mix well.

Fixed*

 

You should never ever EVER let stupid people continue to be stupid. You should have corrected the dude to keep other duelists from having to face a BS ruling. Every time someone lets it go' date=' it just strengthens an idiots ideology that he's correct.

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^True fact^

 

I ended up using Monster Reborn anyway. So sucked for him XD

 

wait' date=' Wait, [i']WAIT[/i]..... Why on earth are you using Monster Reborn on Air Hummingbird?

[-Lightray Daedalus-]

I killed one of my friends with only 1 monster....Masked sorcerer....I top decked him and an obsene amount of trap card...o.O...

 

Oh yeah it was so long ago XD

[Spiff!]

i saw a kid who honestly thought that you only needed The First Sarcophagus to summon Spirit of the Pharaoh.

[OmegaWave]

I ended up using Monster Reborn anyway. So sucked for him XD

 

wait' date=' Wait, [i']WAIT[/i]..... Why on earth are you using Monster Reborn on Air Hummingbird?

 

I ended up bringing out Storm Neos next turn. So it was worth it. Storm Neos won me the duel.

[JG.]

The funniset thing I've ever seen was when my classmate (an noob at dueling) went up against me (3rd in a regional). It was funny that he even dared. Anyways... he ran a Kuriboh deck. W/o Winged Koriboh Lv10, but with Lv1 and normal... I lol'ed so hard...

[TrickyPooBoy]

Me: Now, I set a defense monster and a facedown. Your move.

Friend: I set 5 facedowns and end mine!

Me: I set another defense monster and end it!

Friend: I end mine.

Me: I flip summon my monsters! Synchro summon for Stardust Dragon! Now, I discard Fuchsioh Richie, Buster Blader, and Winged Kuriboh LV10 to Special Summon MONTAGE DRAGON!!!

 

ATK: 7200

 

Now, tribute summon! I tribute Montage dragon to play Great Maju Garzett!!!

 

ATK: 14400

 

I also activate heavy storm, just in case. Attack! Go! Great Maju Garzett! Destroy him!

 

LP: -10400

 

Ouch. That was the best moment of my life!

[Toffee.]

A Great Maju Garzett with 14400ATK o_O

 

Seriously, You lost your mind in a fire

[Juuzou]

when my brother used Kuriboh + Sword of soul eaters.

 

His kuriboh had OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!~!!1111!!!12211!!!!!!1`112`1@@@1`1!!!!!!!!one!!!! ATK!

[JG.]

Me: Now' date=' I set a defense monster and a facedown. Your move.

Friend: I set 5 facedowns and end mine!

Me: I set another defense monster and end it!

Friend: I end mine.

Me: I flip summon my monsters! Synchro summon for Stardust Dragon! Now, I discard Fuchsioh Richie, Buster Blader, and Winged Kuriboh LV10 to Special Summon MONTAGE DRAGON!!!

 

ATK: 7200

 

Now, tribute summon! I tribute Montage dragon to play Great Maju Garzett!!!

 

ATK: 14400

 

I also activate heavy storm, just in case. Attack! Go! Great Maju Garzett! Destroy him!

 

LP: -10400

 

Ouch. That was the best moment of my life!

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Owowow...

[Colonel]

Me and Blue swapped decks at locals last week.

 

I had 1 Zombie Master, 1 Il Blud, and Goku En on the GY and one Zombie master on the field along with Goblin Zombie. The guy had 2 E-Teles and Brain Control.

 

He snatched Goblin........

 

Before anyone says anything he had monsters in his hand but I only got a glimpse of them.

[Santi :D]

My idiot friend, says stardust can negate anything, including bottomless on the endphase.

This was a while back, i was running Dark Gaia.

 

I summoned malicious, he bth, i activate dark calling (raviel + granmarg)

atk, he had morphing jar set. I loled at that, after tho, he cheat and grab monster reborn from his deck. Activates lightning, reborns krebons, summons stratos, adds neos aluis to hand, synchros for stardust. i bth, hes like NEGATE BOY, during his end phase he summons stardust. i use raigeki break, again hes negate boy.

 

He did this ever since he ran a retarded big city synchro deck. At a tourney tho, a judge caught him cheating and he got DQ cause he used his fake stardust can negate your mom ruling. i laugh lots.

[CrabHelmet]

My idiot friend' date=' says stardust can negate anything, including bottomless on the endphase.

This was a while back, i was running Dark Gaia.

 

I summoned malicious, he bth, i activate dark calling (raviel + granmarg)

atk, he had morphing jar set. I loled at that, after tho, he cheat and grab monster reborn from his deck. Activates lightning, reborns krebons, summons stratos, adds neos aluis to hand, synchros for stardust. i bth, hes like NEGATE BOY, during his end phase he summons stardust. i use raigeki break, again hes negate boy.

 

He did this ever since he ran a retarded big city synchro deck. At a tourney tho, a judge caught him cheating and he got DQ cause he used his fake stardust can negate your mom ruling. i laugh lots.

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The only illegal move you've described here is using Bottomless on Malicious, which has insufficient ATK. Everything he did with Stardust is legal.

 

EDIT: Also, I'm assuming that he had something other than Krebons and Stratos available as Synchro Material.

[Azmodius]

This is the funniest thing: my cousins deck

 

A random pile of crap that dies to my teleDAD in 1 turn, my Macro Sychro in 1 Turn. And my Venominaga Kill deck in three. Some times less because there is other waise to win.