Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 E N G U I N 2 0 1 6 Enguin, as portrayed by Leonardo da Vinci in 2007. ~ AN OPENING STATEMENT ~ Greetings, voters and illegals. As you can see, my font is unaltered and my text colour unchanged. That is because this campaign will not rely on such cheap gimmicks, being built instead on a solid foundation of slave labour and policies. What policies you ask? That's a fine question, from may I say a fine looking fellow. And the answer, well, I think you know the answer. Now, while our campaign will be clean, sadly YCM is not. Thus, if elected, we at Peter the Political Party promise a thorough and efficient ethnic cleansing to remove all untouchables from our great forum. In fact we are so devoted to helping YCM attain a more desirable membership that even if our campaign is not successful, we will be willing to work in tandem with the successful candidate to purge what we all know needs to be purged. But let us not get ahead of ourselves. The road to the presidency has not yet even officially been opened, there'll be plenty of time for "natural selection" later on. For now, I thank you all for coming and hope you did not leave your cars unattended because neither I nor my affiliates are responsible for any theft or damage. Goodnight, and blessings of Mara upon you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Tell me, Mr. Enguin. Do you think you'll be able to convince me to vote for you instead of Banterbus? What will you do differently from him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Tell me, Mr. Enguin. Do you think you'll be able to convince me to vote for you instead of Banterbus? What will you do differently from him? Well Mitcher pal, Banterbus has promised to build us a wall. If I'm elected I'll build not just one, but four, forming the new YCM Palace. #MYCMGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 You've completely won me over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 I'm glad to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwagCompton98 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 what kind of slave labor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 what kind of slave labor Top tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 What are your policies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halubaris Maphotika Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I'm sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 What are your policies? What are your policies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I'm not a candidate. I don't have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQuitDolphin Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 How do you explain this: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/358690-breaking-news/ This is unacceptable. This is unprecedented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halubaris Maphotika Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 MAKE ME YOUR VICE PRESIDENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 What would I have to do if I was part of your campain team? (Provided you'd have me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallohallo Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 MAKE ME YOUR VICE PRESIDENTAin't you a keeper. Very motivated to be a vice president of PTPP. Maybe one day, child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 What would I have to do if I was part of your campain team? (Provided you'd have me.) Not go whoring yourself out to every other candidate as you have, alas, already done. This unfortunately disqualifies you from consideration. #MYCMGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQuitDolphin Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Not go whoring yourself out to every other candidate as you have, alas, already done. This unfortunately disqualifies you from consideration. #MYCMGA What do you have to say for yourself. This is DEVASTATING to your campaign.http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/358690-breaking-news/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I would like to endorse IRS for YCM President and Enguin for YCM first lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 What do you have to say for yourself. This is DEVASTATING to your campaign.http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/358690-breaking-news/ I don't see how having enthusiastic and effective supporters is devastating to any campaign. #MYCMGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Not go whoring yourself out to every other candidate as you have, alas, already done. This unfortunately disqualifies you from consideration. #MYCMGAI only have offered two other people my rescetable services, one as a freind, one as a top-tier american, and all three as a bussius man, I will not battle you and your misinfomation, but I do request you rethink your desicision, or someone might you this agaist you in some form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halubaris Maphotika Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 I don't see how having enthusiastic and effective supporters is devastating to any campaign. #MYCMGAThey're slandering the great Enguin's campaign because they know they can't win without doing so. They want to keep the status quo down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 The debate is swinging in our favour in light of Giga's essay outing him as a weeb. #MYCMGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 The debate is swinging in our favour in light of Giga's essay outing him as a weeb. #MYCMGABut at least half of YCM is at least partially weeb-y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enguin Enguin Enguin Enguin Posted November 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 But at least half of YCM is at least partially weeb-ySomething we at Peter the Political Party intend to resolve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Something we at Peter the Political Party intend to resolve.How do you expect to win the election if you plan on "resolving" half the population of YCM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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