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[spoiler=I don't ven know WHY I started it...]

Old Blue-Eyes was hopping around

Skyscraper #2 like a big playground

When suddenly Armor Master burst from the shade

And hit Blue-Eyes with a Wedge Counter

The Dragon got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Dark Magician

Who proceeded to open up a can of Dark Magic Attack

When Grand Mole came out of the ground

And he started beating up Dark Mage

Then they both got flattened by Nightmare Wheel

But before it could do some damage

Breaker jumped out from a hand

He took a Spell Counter from his hat

And blew the Wheel away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of Counters and he ran away

Because Cannon Soldier came to save the day

 

This is the Ultimate Card Game of Ultimate Destiny

Monsters, weird spells and some Trap Cards bad as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Card Game of Ultimate Destiny

 

 

Gale halved the attack of Ancient Gear Golem

Like lol Gorz got negated by Solemn

And then Bio-Mage came back covered in a tire track

But Celtic Guardian jumped out and landed on his back

And Jinzo was injured, and trying to get steady

When Summoned Skull got equipped with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Hamon took him out with Electro-Whip

Then he saw Tragoedia sneaking up from a hand

And he reached for Bottomless which he just couldn't find

Cause MST was played and he jizzed

While Rescue Cat got raped by the banlist

Then it jumped in the air and Summoned Airbellum

Oppression got opened, but got Twister'd

Blocked by Bribe, and the Chain was built

Accumulated Fortune, opponent got pissed.

 

 

This is the Ultimate Card Game of Ultimate Destiny

Monsters, weird spells and some Trap Cards bad as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Card Game of Ultimate Destiny

 

 

Shining Angels screamed out in immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens came Judgment Dragon

Who blew up the field

at the cost of some points

the field was empty

the game would be lost

But Winged Kurboh smiled from the Grave

And then JD saw the little trick

And ended his turn, feeling odd a bit

 

 

Then Mystical Elf and Dark Elf and

Pyramid of Light's weird Sphinx-like guy and

Treeborn Frog and Mother Grizzly and

Arcana Force 0 and Mystical Genie

Snipe Hunter, Oyster Meister, Jirai Gumo, Needle Worm

Yellow Gadget, Krebons, every single Synchro Monster

Darksea Float and X-Head Cannon,

Uria, Horseytail, Lekunga 'n Burning Algae

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked JD in his Lightsworn ass

It was the funniest card game that the world ever saw

With n00bs looking in total awe

 

 

The Duel raged on for a turn or three

Many rulings were checked, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Thousand-Eyes Idol without a sweater

 

 

This is the Ultimate Card Game of Ultimate Destiny

Monsters, weird spells and some Trap Cards bad as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Card Game...

This is the Ultimate Card Game...

This is the Ultimate Card Game...

Of Ultimate Destiny

 

 

 

Discuss the Card; how could Vanillaswarm mean something in today's meta?

 

You can fix the song too if you're bored.

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