Official Religion Thread

[The Dark One]

This thread is stupid.

 

Raiding religious forums, just like the raiding of any forum or site dedicated to a closed-system ideology, is extremely entertaining.

 

But unless you bring plenty of friends, you tend to get overwhelmed by all the circular logic.

With friends, however, you can sometimes have enough of an impact to begin sorting through the members to find the extremists and the intelligent people, and start causing division between them.

[Dark]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll, because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[T. Sankara]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll' date=' because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[/quote']

 

So anyone who has a religion is stupid? I thought we talked about this already. -_-

[Dark]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll' date=' because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[/quote']

 

So anyone who has a religion is stupid? I thought we talked about this already. -_-

 

Moron. That is not what I said. I said anyone who joins (or is in) a religious forum obviously has no logic and is an idiot.

[T. Sankara]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll' date=' because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[/quote']

 

So anyone who has a religion is stupid? I thought we talked about this already. -_-

 

Moron. That is not what I said. I said anyone who joins (or is in) a religious forum obviously has no logic and is an idiot.

 

You dare speak my middle name without mine permission? Madness I say.

 

So if I joined a religious forum right now, despite my understanding of logic, I automatically lose it all and become an idiot? >.>

[Dark]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll' date=' because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[/quote']

 

So anyone who has a religion is stupid? I thought we talked about this already. -_-

 

Moron. That is not what I said. I said anyone who joins (or is in) a religious forum obviously has no logic and is an idiot.

 

You dare speak my middle name without mine permission? Madness I say.

 

So if I joined a religious forum right now, despite my understanding of logic, I automatically lose it all and become an idiot? >.>

 

You are only joining to prove me wrong.

 

Those who willingly join are morons. Or did I say idiots before? Idiots or morons, same thing (somewhat).

[T. Sankara]

Wait... what?

 

Religious forums (and the members within them) have no logic. That makes it a bit harder to troll' date=' because you are using logic against people who have little comprehension of logic.

[/quote']

 

So anyone who has a religion is stupid? I thought we talked about this already. -_-

 

Moron. That is not what I said. I said anyone who joins (or is in) a religious forum obviously has no logic and is an idiot.

 

You dare speak my middle name without mine permission? Madness I say.

 

So if I joined a religious forum right now, despite my understanding of logic, I automatically lose it all and become an idiot? >.>

 

You are only joining to prove me wrong.

 

Those who willingly join are morons. Or did I say idiots before? Idiots or morons, same thing (somewhat).

 

I get it now. I was a little unclear before. >.>

[Dark]

So have you ever misspelled "religion"?

[GraveHorizon]

This thread should probably be renamed to "Unofficial Thread That May or May Not Have Anything To Do With Religion".

 

I've never misspelled religion, but then I was old enough to know how to spell it right by the time I had any reason to spell it at all.

 

EDIT: I apologize for interrupting the stimulating conversation between you two, just thought people wanted to hear a comment from someone else. I also apologize for not trying to discuss anything about the supposed topic of this thread, despite my expressed disappointment in the lack of such discussion.

[Dark]

This thread is stupid anyway, as HORUS pointed out before, so there is no reason to actually stay on topic.

 

And talking about spelling "religion" is still technically on-topic.

[GraveHorizon]

This thread is stupid anyway' date=' as HORUS pointed out before, so there is no reason to actually stay on topic.

 

And talking about spelling "religion" is still technically on-topic.

[/quote']

 

Bullcrap it is. That's like saying wondering if penis has a "u" in it in an anatomy thread is on-topic (crude example, I know, just wanted to work a penis in there somehow (That's what she said)).

[Dark]

just wanted to work a penis in there somehow (That's what she said)

 

That really made my day.

 

And the title says "Religion". So if the title of the anatomy thread was "l00k @ myhe pen1s", than asking if you ever misspelled penis is on topic.

[Metal Lord]

just wanted to work a penis in there somehow (That's what she said)

 

That really made my day.

 

And the title says "Religion". So if the title of the anatomy thread was "l00k @ myhe pen1s"' date=' than asking if you ever misspelled penis is on topic.

[/quote']

 

Gheyness :?

[GraveHorizon]

just wanted to work a penis in there somehow (That's what she said)

 

That really made my day.

 

And the title says "Religion". So if the title of the anatomy thread was "l00k @ myhe pen1s"' date=' than asking if you ever misspelled penis is on topic.

[/quote']

 

Gheyness :?

 

See? This thread is devolving into unintelligible gibberish.

[OMGAKITTY]

just wanted to work a penis in there somehow (That's what she said)

 

That really made my day.

 

And the title says "Religion". So if the title of the anatomy thread was "l00k @ myhe pen1s"' date=' than asking if you ever misspelled penis is on topic.

[/quote']

 

Gheyness :?

 

See? This thread is devolving into unintelligible gibberish.

i ha e, t ea oss! o yo ke ie?

[T. Sankara]

You know what the funny part is (to me)? It's fortold in the Bible that not every person would believe, that athetism and it's worldly habits are again, a test. It is a test to be challenged by those who put their logic above all other reasoning. "I publicly praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intellecutal ones, and have revealed them to the babes." -Jesus Christ

 

Then we get questioned as to why God makes go through these "tests" instead of just taking us as we are, and bringing us to heaven. It is the fally of man to be born into sin, and if we can prevail over it (no one man can entirely) then we are rewarded with heaven as paradise. That is why we do what we do. That is why we keep our beliefs. That is why no atheist, no matter what your logic or reasoning, can take from me what I hold true.

 

You can flame me, you can criticize my reasoning, you can kill me. But you cannot remove my beliefs. Period.

[Luna Lovegood]

anyone who beleives in genesis are complete f*cktards. If adam and eve were the first two humans, sosciety would have crumbled. North America would have always been populated, and oh, ATHEISM WOULD NOT EXIST

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

gtfo luna >.>

[T. Sankara]

anyone who beleives in genesis are complete f*cktards. If adam and eve were the first two humans' date=' sosciety would have crumbled. North America would have always been populated, and oh, ATHEISM WOULD NOT EXIST

[/quote']

 

You're knowledgable. Anyone who is a Christian is officialy a mental retard. That makes you a genious. But guess what? Many Christians are knowledgable, and far more than you would know. Genesis has more to do with more than just Adam and Eve, you dolt. This wasn't told to any one, because God doesn't reveal everything their is about Him, what he does, and what He has done, and what He plans to do. God doesn't have to reveal everything, and He damn sure doesn't have to explain it to you.

 

Now if you actually took the time to try and understand it, maybe you get some sort of common Christian sense through your thick skull.

 

"Those who lack knowledge sleep amongst you."

[OMGAKITTY]

anyone who beleives in genesis are complete f*cktards. If adam and eve were the first two humans' date=' sosciety would have crumbled. [b']North America would have always been populated, and oh, ATHEISM WOULD NOT EXIST[/b]

 

I'm just going to go ahead and assume you be a'trollin.

 

OH YEAH? WELL IF ATHIESM IS SO GREAT, HWO CUM NOT MORE PPL R ATHIESTS????? HUUH????

[GraveHorizon]

You know what the funny part is (to me)? It's fortold in the Bible that not every person would believe' date=' that athetism and it's worldly habits are again, a test. It is a [i']test[/i] to be challenged by those who put their logic above all other reasoning. "I publicly praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intellecutal ones, and have revealed them to the babes." -Jesus Christ

 

Then we get questioned as to why God makes go through these "tests" instead of just taking us as we are, and bringing us to heaven. It is the fally of man to be born into sin, and if we can prevail over it (no one man can entirely) then we are rewarded with heaven as paradise. That is why we do what we do. That is why we keep our beliefs. That is why no atheist, no matter what your logic or reasoning, can take from me what I hold true.

 

You can flame me, you can criticize my reasoning, you can kill me. But you cannot remove my beliefs. Period.

 

I'd probably do the same thing if I was God, but I wouldn't hold it against anyone who didn't believe in me.

[OMGAKITTY]

You know what the funny part is (to me)? It's fortold in the Bible that not every person would believe' date=' that athetism and it's worldly habits are again, a test. It is a [i']test[/i] to be challenged by those who put their logic above all other reasoning. "I publicly praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intellecutal ones, and have revealed them to the babes." -Jesus Christ

 

Then we get questioned as to why God makes go through these "tests" instead of just taking us as we are, and bringing us to heaven. It is the fally of man to be born into sin, and if we can prevail over it (no one man can entirely) then we are rewarded with heaven as paradise. That is why we do what we do. That is why we keep our beliefs. That is why no atheist, no matter what your logic or reasoning, can take from me what I hold true.

 

You can flame me, you can criticize my reasoning, you can kill me. But you cannot remove my beliefs. Period.

 

wtf? Did you seriously just suggest that men can overcome sin? Last time I checked the fundamental belief in Christianity is that no man is above sin, and that only through Jesus can we ever receive redemption.

[T. Sankara]

You know what the funny part is (to me)? It's fortold in the Bible that not every person would believe' date=' that athetism and it's worldly habits are again, a test. It is a [i']test[/i] to be challenged by those who put their logic above all other reasoning. "I publicly praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intellecutal ones, and have revealed them to the babes." -Jesus Christ

 

Then we get questioned as to why God makes go through these "tests" instead of just taking us as we are, and bringing us to heaven. It is the fally of man to be born into sin, and if we can prevail over it (no one man can entirely) then we are rewarded with heaven as paradise. That is why we do what we do. That is why we keep our beliefs. That is why no atheist, no matter what your logic or reasoning, can take from me what I hold true.

 

You can flame me, you can criticize my reasoning, you can kill me. But you cannot remove my beliefs. Period.

 

wtf? Did you seriously just suggest that men can overcome sin? Last time I checked the fundamental belief in Christianity is that no man is above sin, and that only through Jesus can we ever receive redemption.

 

Not in the literal sense. But if we stray and try our best to act in God, we can overcome it.

[OMGAKITTY]

You know what the funny part is (to me)? It's fortold in the Bible that not every person would believe' date=' that athetism and it's worldly habits are again, a test. It is a [i']test[/i] to be challenged by those who put their logic above all other reasoning. "I publicly praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intellecutal ones, and have revealed them to the babes." -Jesus Christ

 

Then we get questioned as to why God makes go through these "tests" instead of just taking us as we are, and bringing us to heaven. It is the fally of man to be born into sin, and if we can prevail over it (no one man can entirely) then we are rewarded with heaven as paradise. That is why we do what we do. That is why we keep our beliefs. That is why no atheist, no matter what your logic or reasoning, can take from me what I hold true.

 

You can flame me, you can criticize my reasoning, you can kill me. But you cannot remove my beliefs. Period.

 

wtf? Did you seriously just suggest that men can overcome sin? Last time I checked the fundamental belief in Christianity is that no man is above sin, and that only through Jesus can we ever receive redemption.

 

Not in the literal sense. But if we stray and try our best to act in God, we can overcome it.

 

No, no you can't. If you could, you wouldn't need Jesus. -_______-

[Lt. Colonel Remo]

looks like we got some hardcore christains