Oh hai guise! Did you all know Lightsworns are bad? (DISC on noobs)

[Red_Gengar]

Judgment Dragon is bad because your deck loses 4 cards every turn.

 

One of which could be Sakuretsu Armor.

 

They should un-ban this:

 

You really need to look at my Rain Dance deck. Returning 1 and drawing 6 just isn't the same.

[Toffee.]

"your E-Heroes for my DAD? Where can I sign!?".

Pikaperson gets it.

Target promos (you bought for 5$' date=' but are shiny) can be traded for DAD/JD/an entire Hopeless Dragon deck, etc.

 

Returning 1 and drawing 6 just isn't the same.

.....Effectivly that just thickens your deck by 1 card.

[White Void]

MST negates

 

I've gone to war with semi-noob friends of mine over this before...someone actually said, "If it doesn't negate, why the hell would you ever use it?" and then they said Dust Tornado was better then <_<

 

I also once had to explain to a friend why Harpie Lady Sisters had no place in a Harpie Deck.

 

The memories, they're too painful to continue.

[Sephiroth_The_Legend]

"Derp' date=' I can say a lot of stupid statements! Am I cool yet?"

 

On-topic: I like noobs. Easy pickings at tournaments, both in terms of dueling ability (first round auto win) and in trading ("your E-Heroes for my DAD? Where can I sign!?").

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As mean as it is. Who doesnt love the noobs.

 

Malicious is also a bad card, it only has 800 ATK.

[Ecoboy1324]

"I know Ill use catapult turtle to launch my gaia the dragon champion into my swords of revealing light causing the flotation ring to collapse on his monsters causing them to be destroyed in the process."

The funny thing is i actually did this just fooling around with a billy Yugi deck and the kid actually believed this.

[Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi]

I like to attack and destroy my Mystical Moon equip spell by battle with my Giant Soldier of Stone to negate the effect of Umi.

[Tronta]

i usually just let the mst negates one go. its too hard to explain.

 

damage step rulings piss me off. i hate people. i once had to explain how flip effects work in terms of damage calculation.

 

but what makes me rage most:

losing to billy decks because they run 60 cards.

[Sephiroth_The_Legend]

"I know Ill use catapult turtle to launch my gaia the dragon champion into their castle of dark illusions causing the flotation ring to collapse on his monsters causing them to be destroyed in the process."

The funny thing is i actually did this just fooling around with a billy Yugi deck and the kid actually believed this.

 

You got it wrong.

[Chaos Flame]

Y iz pot or greed banned but not pot of avarice? It lets you REUSE Blue-eyes white dragon![/noob]

[Blaze Pyro]

Monsters on the ground can't attack flying monsters.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

You need Newb 4: The one that doesn't follow anime rules' date=' but yet cannot stand the fact that people use [s']strong decks and think they cheat[/s] netdecks and have money.

 

My take on the game currently.

I don't mind noobs, many online still consider me one, it is more because I spend time on real life and not just a card game have the heart of the cards don't have time to figure out good decent mediocre strategies.

 

Edit: Oh, and I forgot add a noob statement: Thousand-Eyes Idol uses it's WeeGee stare to stop all my opponent's monsters from attacking.

:3

Edit 2: Spell-Check

[Canadian]

Monsters on the ground can't attack flying monsters.

 

Magic the Gathering owns.

 

Also' date=' "Crush Card destroys every monster on your side of the field, hand, [i']and deck[/i] that have over 1500 ATK."

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Monsters on the ground can't attack flying monsters.

 

Magic the Gathering owns.

 

Also' date=' "Crush Card destroys every monster on your side of the field, hand, [i']and deck[/i] that have over 1500 ATK."

 

If only Crush Card could be that broken...

[Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi]

Negate Attack can negate Mirror Force because Mirror Force reflects 1 attack back at your opponent's monsters.

[Expelsword]

TUNER MONSTERS THAT DODGE BOTTOMLESS WILL GET THE SYNCHRO MONSTER BOTTOMLESS'D

 

(Oh, I get it, the aim is to have your Stardust Dragon RFP'd to summon it back with RFtDD... GENIUS)

 

Not my words...

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

TUNER MONSTERS THAT DODGE BOTTOMLESS WILL GET THE SYNCHRO MONSTER BOTTOMLESS'D

 

(Oh' date=' I get it, the aim is to have your Stardust Dragon RFP'd to summon it back with RFtDD... GENIUS)

 

Not my words...

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My thoughts:

 

 

This card will be lulzy when it comes to OCG, and even better when it comes to TCG, this generic boss monsters is brilliant through and through.

[Toffee.]

Macro Cosmos should be banned. It causes Lightsworns to keep milling until they lose.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

Macro Cosmos should be banned. It causes Lightsworns to keep milling until they lose.

 

If only this was kept a ruling... lol

That would have been brilliant beyond comparison.

But hey, Light of Destruction destroys Light of Destruction.

[Aximil]

"Derp' date=' I can say a lot of stupid statements! Am I cool yet?"

 

On-topic: I like noobs. Easy pickings at tournaments, both in terms of dueling ability (first round auto win) and in trading ("your E-Heroes for my DAD? Where can I sign!?").

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I traded all my E-Heros, Neo Spacians, Evil Heros, and Destiny Heros for a playset of every Lightsworn card, a Tytannial, Lonefire Blossom, a playset of Solemns, a Mirror Force, a couple Brionacs, Catastors, and a Mist Wurm two days ago. I love noobs.

 

EDIT: He bought a boxset of LODT and thought the LS cards sucked because they mill and he just pulled the other cards from various packs.

[Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi]

My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

[Aximil]

My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

 

Well, Neos and Neos-Alius are about all they go with, and they are E-Heros. But yeah, a Jaden deck won't work.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

 

Well' date=' Neos and Neos-Alius are about all they go with, and they are E-Heros. But yeah, a Jaden deck won't work.

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Don't let the noobs see that, then they won't be as easily tricked into bad trades.

:3

[Aero~]

I can attack the moon to deestroy Umi.

[TheTurtleOnceCalledGod]

I can attack the moon to deestroy Umi.

 

Someone already did that.

:lol:

[Headmaster Monokuma]

I can use Call of the Haunted to bring back all of my monsters destroyed back as Zombies, and everytime they are destroyed they come back stronger. Why do people keep forgetting this?