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"I think I'll use my Level 6 monster and Level 4 Tuner to summon a Level 8 Synchro." The noob said and looked as stupid as he was.

"You can't do that." I said, being patient.

"Why not? Stardust Dragon clearly reads '1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monster(s)'." The noob had an angry stare on his face.

"Yea, but the material monsters' Levels will have to match the Synchro Monster's Level." I was now growing unpatient and a tear could be seen under the noob's eyes.

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Some man that looked to be in his forties: "Well, little man, a lot of people say Judgement Dragon is Over Powered, but the truth is it isn't, because it can easily be milled."

And Monster Reincarnation has never existed, right?

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Some man that looked to be in his forties: "Well' date=' little man, a lot of people say Judgement Dragon is Over Powered, but the truth is it [i']isn't[/i], because it can easily be milled."

And Monster Reincarnation has never existed, right?

 

Beckoning > Reincarnation

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My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

 

Well' date=' Neos and Neos-Alius are about all they go with, and they are E-Heros. But yeah, a Jaden deck won't work.

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Don't let the noobs see that, then they won't be as easily tricked into bad trades.

:3

 

They'd disagree with me even if they saw that.

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My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

 

Well' date=' Neos and Neos-Alius are about all they go with, and they are E-Heros. But yeah, a Jaden deck won't work.

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Don't let the noobs see that, then they won't be as easily tricked into bad trades.

:3

 

They'd disagree with me even if they saw that.

 

Noobs are often ignorant, not stupid; they have the potential to learn, but ignorance is bliss for them.

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My brother whines about Neo-Spacians not splashing with standard E-Heros.

 

Well' date=' Neos and Neos-Alius are about all they go with, and they are E-Heros. But yeah, a Jaden deck won't work.

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Don't let the noobs see that, then they won't be as easily tricked into bad trades.

:3

 

They'd disagree with me even if they saw that.

 

Noobs are often ignorant, not stupid; they have the potential to learn, but ignorance is bliss for them.

 

But they're stubborn.

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Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi

1) Blue-Eyes White Dragon is about power. Red-Eyes Black Dragon is about potential. Thus, by fusing Red-Eyes with Meteor Dragon into the 3500 ATK Meteor Black Dragon, it can destroy 4500 ATK Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon with no problem when you believe in it.

 

2) Summoned Skull's electricity can power up Alpha the Magnet Warrior to 4100 ATK.

 

3) My brother was banned from using E-Heros against his friends because once he got Flame Wingman out, they couldn't beat him.

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3) My brother was banned from using E-Heros against his friends because once he got Flame Wingman out' date=' they couldn't beat him.

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Thats almost as bad as some idiot who was running tokens.

LIATERALY he had Token cards in his Main Deck.

 

And he thought you could freely summon them and use them as tribute fodder and what-not >__>

 

So after like a 1-2 hour argument, he FINALLY listened and ACTUALLY learned something.

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1. Dark Worlds work with Hand Destruction and the Cheerful coffin is a good card.

 

2. I dont run staples in my deck, they make the game less fun.

 

3. Running CBs, Neos, Neo-Spacians and E-Heros together is a good idea.

 

4. If u run a card outside an archetype ur not running that archetype.

 

5. i dont want to run an OTK in my deck i think its unfair to the other players.

 

6. Why cant i make top 8? all my monsters have high atk.

 

7. i play MST from my hand on ur turn.

 

8. i play polymerization to fuse 5 dragons in my hand to make Five headed Dragon... i dont understand how i losed.

 

9. Glowmoss is a great card it stops your opponent from attacking... so why do u keep attacking it.

 

10. Ur running LS ill side mill cards to mill u out.

 

11. I run a blackwing deck and dont understand why i keep losing, i mean i run every blackwing card.

 

12. i tribute stardust when hes face-down.

 

13. Why dont u run Hamon and Rainbow dragon in CB's they are ur win condition.

 

14. i run Exodia, i better put a whole bunch of monsters with high DEF in my deck.

 

15. U running Ancient Gears i take it u just summoned a Gadget.

 

16. polymerization is the only way i fuse.

 

17. i send thunder king to the graveyard to negate Call of the Haunted.

 

i could go on i hear so much BS at my locals.

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11. I run a blackwing deck and dont understand why i keep losing' date=' i mean i run every blackwing card.

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Except Vayu/Armor Master/Armed Wing

Silverwind is better because it has more ATK and Vayu is terrible because you can't use it for face-up synchros and it's a weak card.

Elfin is great because you don't need tributes.

I SUMMON FAEN!!!11

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4. If u run a card outside an archetype ur not running that archetype.

No particular name for my Psychic deck besides' date=' "Psychic Deck"

So, plz rate on it and tell me what I can improve on:

 

Monsters:

1 x Psychic Jumper

1 x Doctor Cranium

1 x Destructotron

1 x Armored Axon Kicker

1 x Psychic Snail

1 x Krebons

1 x Mind Master

1 x Reinforced Human Psychic Borg

2 x Psychic Commander

2 x Telekinetic Shocker

2 x Pandaborg

3 x Mind Protector

3 x Master Gig

3 x Power Injector

 

Synchros:

2 x Psychic Lifetracer

2 x Magical Android

1 x Hyper Psychic Blaster

 

Spells:

1 x Teleport (not Emergency Telport, I'm getting that ASAP)

1 x Psi-Impulse

1 x Psychic Sword

2 x Brain Research Lab

2 x Psychic Path

2 x Telekinetic Charging Cell

2 x Psychokinesis

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Traps:

1 x Telepathic power

2 x Psychic Trigger

2 x Psychic Overload

3 x Psychic Rejuvenation

3 x Mind Over Matter

 

Please tell me what I should add in.

Also, DO NOT tell me to add in non-Psychic related cards, I will just completley disregard all of your opinion.

 

There have been so many nubs joining and making decks and saying stuffs that you peoples have pegged completely right.

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8. i play polymerization to fuse 5 dragons in my hand to make Five headed Dragon... i dont understand how i losed.

There is just a ridiculous ammount of people who think starting off with this is a good idea.

 

Bottomless Trap Hole/Compulsory Evac/Smashing Ground/etc easily leaves them completly doomed.

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Infernal tempest + return from a different dimension special summons every monster removed from play

 

Kuriboh + multiply makes you invulnerable 1 turn

Having a deck of nothing but exodia pieces makes you unbeatable

Having all Egyptian gods makes you unbeatable

Decks with monsters that have an attack of nothing but 1800 or less will lose

etc, etc

That's why the kids at my local card shop hate me. I beat them anyway because they're stupid enough to keep mirror wall on the field with 1000 life points left.

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Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi

This one takes the gold...

 

Back in high school, a kid argued that Illusionist Faceless Mage can control enemies because the flavor text said so. It's a vanilla.

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