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GENTLEMEN I HAVE HOPPED ON THE BANDWAGON MOMENTARILY

 

[spoiler=Fenex Douchebag Hunters]

It was the wild west of YCM.

 

Which is to say the author is attempting to convey YCM as the wild west.

 

He's not doing a good job.

 

In fact it isn't really even the wild west.

 

Among the varied buildings housing the various organizations, stood one in particular. It was Absolute Powerfoce, or well, the castle of Absolute Powerforce. It was large, intimidating, badass, and stood on several kilometers of high quality razor grass. One step and you would be cut into several pieces, either by the grass or the gardener. Whichever was faster.

 

While the castle held many strange figures, there were two in particular of importance. They are also the main protagonists, hint hint.

 

Near the top of AP, in one of it's mighty towers, was the office for FENEX: Douchebag Hunters Extraordinaire. The room itself was very messy, with files and weapons scattered about the floor. The only source of light was the open window, which revealed the clear blue skies of YCM. Sitting on a very plush chair behind a rather large desk, was one of the two members of FENEX. He had his legs crossed up on the desk, a rather average cowboy hat shading his eyes from the nonexistent bright light, and was wearing a badass coat.

 

You totally know this guy is a badass.

 

You know this because on the back of the chair there's a sticker that says: RESIDENT BADASS.

 

That and the harpoon launcher resting on the wall behind said chair.

 

This man was sleeping, if his posture wasn't obvious enough. Oh and the writer forgot to mention the background of the room. Just pretend there's a bunch of cool war trophies on the walls and it's generally messy.

 

At least he was sleeping, until another man wearing nothing but pink, including a violet pimp hat and Elvis styled hair, burst into the room, in a total un-intimidated manner. He also had those cool shaded shades. The one that have like these weird lines in them yeah.

 

His entry caused the resident badass to wake up, and he doesn't like being woken up, but they were friends so there wasn't so much aggression.

 

"Oh hey Fen, we got a job request."

 

The cowboy-looking-badass raised the tip of his hat whilst sitting in his chair properly.

 

"Oh? Spill, I'm bored."

 

Nexev, the pimp in pink, responded with a grin.

 

"It's Shadow."

 

Fenrir did not look amused.

 

"...That does not solve my boredom in any way."

 

Nexev did have a trick up his sleeve though.

 

"...But we can at least use his head for that robot I was planning, right?"

 

"I guess so... Eh, why not? Who made the request?"

 

"Oh. Pretty much everyone in AP, besides Shadow, who has now gone into hiding."

 

"Fun. So where is he?"

 

"In the garage, he can't get his 'Shadow-mobile' to start."

 

So they went to the garage.

 

The garage was... Huge to say the least. Many vehicles were obviously located in there, small to big. Shadow was in one of the far corners, where his 'Shadow-mobile' was located. (it was a dune buggy covered in black paint.)

 

Hiding behind a rather large tank, Fen and Nex had begun phase one of the operation: deducing how to kill Shadow. They had plenty of time, considering Shadow's intellect it would at least take him several months to figure out which way he has to turn the key.

 

"Be careful mates, this bugger is a shadow zero. Their a******s secrete a black poison that literally numbs your intellect. We must proceed with caution"

 

"Nex who the hell are you talking to?"

 

Fen glared at his comrade, who in turn was glaring at the tank, who refused to move so that they may attack Shadow.

 

So they just jumped out.

 

"BOO!" SHOUTED NEX.

 

"ROAR." SHOUTED FENRIR.

 

"DOOF" SHOUTED SHADOW, as he proceeded to doof Fenrir into the ground. Thankfully his cowboy hat was really f***ing tough so he just broke his fist and began crying. Nex used his SECRET WEAPON, which was concealed in his pimp cane. It was a rubix cube with SECRET powers. The author can't tell you because its secret. He unlocked LEVEL 1 of the puzzle, which opened up a black hole and sucked in Shadow and the SHADOW MOBILE.

 

So they high-fived and went back to inform everyone and they had a party.

 

The end.

 

 

 

Well that was awful.

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You guys know I'm like a professional at finding weird-ass videos, right?

Well I was SnooPING AS usual around youtube, and.....

........

Honestly, I have no 'effing idea how I found this, but I couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous it was.

To be honest, my only real comment is: "WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST GET DONE WATCHING!?"

................

I need a hug ;-;

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You guys know I'm like a professional at finding weird-ass videos, right?

Well I was SnooPING AS usual around youtube, and.....

........

Honestly, I have no 'effing idea how I found this, but I couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous it was.

To be honest, my only real comment is: "WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST GET DONE WATCHING!?"

................

I need a hug ;-;

 

So Ash is a girl now?

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