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Ice. Newbie

Ice.

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Despite the fact they contributed to the majority of the rage-comics, Reddit is just...... No.

 

>implying they invented any of the reaction images used

>implying the rage comics they make are decent in the slightest

>implying I know what you are implying

>implying implications

 

It's 4chan with s*** thrown all over it.

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fenrir

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Posting specifically for Armz: Sorry about not watching Gurren Lagann back in Feb like I promised. But I have officially watched both movies. And they were great.

 

Guess who made him? Who's Josh's bro? IT WAS ME f***ers. He is to me as Harry is to Ron. I am the Viral to his Simon, the Gurren to his Lagann, the Satan to his God, the Scorpion to his Sub Zero, THE KOG'MAW TO HIS CHO'GATH, THE HELL TO HIS HEAVEN.

 

ULTIMATE BRO COMBINATION ATTACK, FROZEN WOLF!

 

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!

 

-explosions-

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The D.M. Newbie

The D.M.

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Oh my gawd, Azumanga Daioh was something else.

Osaka was easily my favorite character from that show. Talked like a friggin stoner i swear xD

 

 

Guess who made him? Who's Josh's bro? IT WAS ME f***ers. He is to me as Harry is to Ron. I am the Viral to his Simon, the Gurren to his Lagann, the Satan to his God, the Scorpion to his Sub Zero, THE KOG'MAW TO HIS CHO'GATH, THE HELL TO HIS HEAVEN.

 

ULTIMATE BRO COMBINATION ATTACK, FROZEN WOLF!

 

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!

 

-explosions-

well when ya put it like that science just doesn't look that good by comparison...

 

...magnetism?

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Toffee.

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I was "playing around" in Crash 3 earlier.

You can, in fact, beat BOTH airplane stages while only losing about 20 HP.

I can do better, but the enemies in Mad Bombers do a lot more damage, and like 3 shots took off that much HP.

And in Bye Bye Blimps, you get fruit for shooting Cortex' face on the side of the blimps. So for a successful Nuzloke of that stage, you need to actually pay attention to your shots.

Basically you just abuse the game's programming by moving your plane so the enemies aren't on screen, as they can ONLY fire at you while they head directly at you.

 

....I still how absolutely no idea how one can get through a Pura stage, using my Nuzlocke rule, without the stage being idiotic.

Then again, it just means more testing for me to do.

 

Oh, and my warning is now pretty high since Pika said I was "encouraging spamming" in that Ice Rink topic.

So I need to cut back on my shenanigans for a little while.

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[spoiler=Fancy Nex: Pestering and Prolouges]

 

 

 

 

Long time ago there was a land where a card game became real. Many enjoyed this world the land of... BLACKJACKOPOLIS.

 

What's that? This is a yugioh fanfic? Well f***.

 

Um... i mean SHADOW REALM... yeah.

 

In this land the three gods where having a.... picnic.... A DIVINE PICNIC! WITH HUNGRY HAMBURGERS AND EVERYTHING.

 

"Would you please pass the Great Angus Obie?" Slifer (or was it Osiris? Do... do you even care?) asked her brother.

 

Obelisk stared at her dragoness for a moment longer then was comfortable, wishing he was a dragon like his sisters before a horrible sound startled him out of his dragon issues.

 

And what a horrible sound it was, winged beasts flew in terror from it, not one but five orcestras played final boss music following this noise in anticipation of the s*** about to go down, far away in a distant land the wise Kuriboh elder Mr Gerbil shed a single tear of liquid black sorrow for his wise fluffy powers told him of the terrible fate awaiting our heros, for The One had arrived.

 

"Guys? Hey guys? What are you doing? Are you having a picnic? Can I join? Really you should have invited me to this, your so utterly rude sometimes. But I will forgive you, because I am the better person. Even though you all suck."

 

Ra hearing these cruel words, started to cry. She was a jerk? But she tried so hard to help that orphanage... What if she was evil like he said? Oh no what if she really was 'helping' those orphans so she could steal from them? She was going to get arrested! She should have listened to her mother and worked for a psychotic egyptian. She can't handle prison, her hands are slippery! She will drop the soap and then... then.... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED!" Ra wailed. Obelisk awkwardly patted her on the back.

 

Slifer, being used to her sisters overactive imagination simply ignored her to glare at Exodia. Using all the intimadation she could muster she tried to mentally bore into Exodia's mind how unwelcome he was.

 

Unfortunatly Exodia is a dark attribute so psychic attacks don't work. As one of the greatest pokemon masters Slifer should be ashamed.

 

Instead Exodia farted and laughed cause he thought the fart was funny.

 

However toxic death clouds are never funny people, not even from your ass.

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Slifer reconizing the futility of her actions simply decided to ignore Exodia, hopefully he would choke on his own gas. Obelisk was looking at Ra funny and thus he had top prority.

 

Why does she get scales I want scales then I could be dragon too. Maybe I can peel them off her... Obelisk thought until he was doofed by Slifer, thus snapping out of his moment.

 

Ra then spotted a Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth, one of the most beutiful of the giant bugs in the world and begin to fondly regard the ever loving f*** out of it.

 

"Hey guys?" Exodia's voice disturbed the brief peace the Moth inspired. "Guess what I can do? I can jump!" And jump Exodia did, right ontop of the moth, crushing it along with it's dreams.

 

A distance away a baby petite moth asked his mom when dad would be home, his mom knew waht happened to her husband, Mr Gerbil himself told her, but lied to her boy saying that daddy will be home soon, she then cried hersoelf to sleep remenbering when she first met her love, both of them smashing their faces into a lantern.

 

And the world wept with her for this wasn't any insect it was a inscientist and was working on something that would have changed everything, a mysterious summoning that allowed normal monsters to become something more, one with bad haikus and motorcycles, a summoning that would have synchonized the world into perfect unity.

 

But the moth met his grave before he could reveal this knowledge and so this knowledge was lost to the world recorved only centuries later by a ancient red dragon god in it's quest to rid the world of darn zombie teenagers and their evil graffiti.

 

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What is also serious is the massive amount of awkward that Exlodia was facing from just about everyone glaring at him for murdering inscientists. So he did the only thing he could blame someone else.

 

"Um it wasn't me, it was... my evil side! Yeah Necross did it cause he is evil and nasty! Not my fault at all."

 

This stunning ploy was totally fool proof and would have totally worked flawlessly if not for the fact that Necross had just saved the world from the communist threat for the third time this week, and was just passing threw the neighborhood when he overheard Exodia's scandalous accusations, he adjusted his monocle as he stormed over there and gave him what-for in what became known as the VAST HOLYFUCKHEHITMEWITHACRICKETBAT he then punched Exodia in the snout to establish gentlemanliensess, his long time friend Slifer became enamored of him thanks to this display of manliness.

 

Exodia on the other hand was the exact opposite of enamored, in fact it was safe to say he was deromane of Necross.

 

"How dare you! That was utterly uncalled for (Authors note: Exodia just accused Necross of murder, so no it wasn't), how rude can you get (AN:not very) that is almost as retarded as making fun of your own character while writing the story! (AN:...) I will.... i will sue!"

 

The collective gasping from the universe temporarily caused a crisis due to how f***ing loud billions of simultaneous gaspers can be. But it was not like this was uncalled for, since the S-bomb had just been dropped. For if their is one thing more evil then Exodia it was interdimeninsonal lawyers and Exodia just threatened to unleash them, probbaly dooming monstermaninty in the process.

 

Unfortunatly for Exodia he did not account for the fact that he was sitting on a extremly venamous moth's dead body and the poison seeped into his wounds, killing him anticlimatically.

 

Dead body gained 1000 xp and a rusty dagger.

 

The gods then seperated Exodia's body into five pieces and then hid the pieces into the four corners of the universe as well as the center, because they REALLY did not want him to be revived in any way possible.

 

Thus Exodia's name became forbidden for he dared to almost destroy humanity over a cricket bat.

 

Necross and slifer got married and their son later grew into a crust old grandpa that invented synchros so those darn kids would stop riding evil motorcycles on his property.

 

Obelisk realized the whole dragon obsession was a freudian thing and that he was really just trapped inside a closet the whole time, he came to terms with his love of cleam rooms and show tunes and is now happily marrying the blue eyes ultimate dragon.

 

Ra went through yugioh highschool and in a plot twist that was not stolen from Grease wound up dating the dark biker chick Dark Necrofear.

 

Mr Gerbil ate a woodchip, it was delicous.

 

And the others? Who cares? They aren't main characters.

 

And so once again the day was saved thanks to

 

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Yes.

 

 

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