Agro Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 "The Book of Genesis is wrong when it describes intelligence as unholy and inevitably a power of evil. It is far from it. It is a power to differentiate the two." -Unknown Egotism: n. Doing the NYT crossword puzzle with a pen. -Ambros Bierce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar19 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 [b]"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks back, we're schizophrenic." ~Jane Wagner "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting [i]me[/i] is another matter." ~Winston Churchill "There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstein[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSeed Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 "I would kill for her. I would die for her. Either way, what bliss." --Gomez Addams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 "I might just be selfish enough to die for the people I care about." -not me, definitely not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 "But it's YCM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 "Life is for people who haven't discovered card games yet" -some guy at my locals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 [quote name='AggroDrago' timestamp='1319756719' post='5603656'] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]Eh, might as well put my 2cents in on religion while I'm here:[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear. -Thomas Jefferson[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave - Louis Kronenburger[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]Now for some fun:[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]-Annie Dillard[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.[/size][/font] [font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=4]-Douglas Adams[/size][/font] [/quote] Speaking of Douglas Adams... "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to bring the visitors to the bridge. Do you call that job satisfaction? Because I don't." (Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Might as well bring up this one. "That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it says so right here in your file. On others it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid'. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably-Oh wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over. Sovereign, Mass Effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Duferier Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing, whether it comes from a black man or a white man." Nelson Mandela, and I will layeth the Smack-a-down on the person that says they don't know who Mandela is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodamλ Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "*farts so much the earth moves towards the sun* holy jessus! what is that ... what the f*** is that! " - Steven "Steven, stop farting so much." - Falling Pizza yeah... I was looking at the first page of AoC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "In the infinite amount of choices available in life, there are none that are a correct choice. In the same way, there are no incorrect choices. There are only choices, and after you make one, you make it into the correct choice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "K." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbleZone Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 [img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7fiydPB91qzg87wo1_500.jpg[/img] And to keep it moderately serious: "Such are promises: all lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." - Simon & Garfunkel, The Boxer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Since we're doing that, I might as well say... "You know that Tim Burton film with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in it?" "Oh, ALL OF THEM?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "[i]All people live relying on their knowledge and perception, and are thus bound to them. Those boundaries are what they tend to accept as 'reality'. However Knowledge and perception are both ambiguous . So 'reality' is nothing more than an illusion. People live trapped by their limited perception, do you see?[/i]" - Itachi (This is actually an old philosophical idea used to filter perception) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 "[i]Do you want some yummy juice? Take one sheep, and two blocks, and crush him! SHEEP JUICE! Use some wool as flavoring! WOOOOOOOOL![/i]" (The Black Sheep, Catherine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 QUOTES ON HYPOCRISY! "Calling hypocrisy is not an argument." "You're wrong, the only reason I CAN say that is because I'm a hypocrite." "You can call me a hypocrite, that doesn't make me any less right." -all me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Mmph!" ~ Pyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Suck my dick." -Various Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 "It doesn't matter how good you think you are at something, there's always an asian kid that can do it better." - Guy on YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 "Ready to play God?" - Dr. Connors from [i]The Amazing Spider-Man[/i]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 [font=trebuchet ms,helvetica,sans-serif]"ygfufj,shvlaugxlhb???[color=#333333]mnm27[/color][size=4][color=#333333]Я[/color] [color=#333333]высокая" - Lil Wayne[/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted November 3, 2011 Report Share Posted November 3, 2011 [quote name='Βlack Knight' timestamp='1320296312' post='5614382'] "Mmph!" ~ Pyro [/quote] [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c2/Pyro_specialcompleted01.wav]The pyro on your favorite quote.[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Anything from Confucius or Steven Wright, pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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