Archbaron Larry Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 During my first Biology class, my teacher lit a cricket on fire. And she laughed maniacally while she did it. Discuss wierd teachers you've had at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 My teachers are usually funny, not really psycho. My sister's teacher may be a bit touched, though. She says that he believes the voices coming from the school announcements are tiny people inside his speaker... or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Wait, what teacher isn't normal? The one that DOESN'T give you homework? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 One of my design teachers ate a crayon from a classmate's project in front of the class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 My current History teacher makes at least thirty sexual remarks during each of his classes. Oh how we love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Spock Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 All my teachers are psychopaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I've never had psychopathic teachers. Thankfully (I guess). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I have only had one, and it was art so its not that big a deal. She was sick for a couple weeks and left the sub instructions to skip and assignment, since she wouldn't be there to show us the proper technique or something. Anyway, the end of the year rolls around and she says the whole class will get a C or lower because we didn't turn in said assignment. It was then I learned that the world of adults was full of idiots (inb4tookyoulongenough). Thank you sixth grade! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 The fire breathing thing was quite funny, my teacher scorched the ceiling with it (well it basically a tube he had to blow in to get the fire to go up), he was (maybe is still dunno) a legend. I had similar I got told off for not doing work, I wasn't even there to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Had a few. Most notable of which was the... French Singing Japanese Writing Michael Jackson Choreography Performing Piano Playing Chef Prostitute- Substitute we had once. It's too ridiculous to make up, even for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 My Chemistry teacher nearly blew up the Chemistry lab...he also mixed some chemicals that started spewing forth some type of gas that is apparently very dangerous if you breathe a lot in...and the whole class was in there...all hour...and he had been demonstrating it all day...and he was using his hand to cover the tube...which allowed the gas to stain his hand a yellowish color... I miss my Chemistry teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 A teacher who rewards you for excusing yourself from class for something. Amazing. And my Chemistry teacher. I could probably show videos of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partangle the Candle Jangler Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 My geography teacher tends to go off topic...as in talking about sex while teaching us about economic inequality. Yeah, he's like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Psychopathic? No. Psychology? Yes. (lol I know they have nothing to do but I found this of my teacher on youtube) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqM5UiBkUG8[/media] We talked about psychopaths in the class, and some say he is crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyscale Zephyr Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 does trying to blow up the classroom in a chemical explosion count? weirdest history lesson ever .__. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeal Ascendant Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I've never really had a psychopathic teacher, but a teacher my friends have once subbed for my class, and was racist to the point where it was almost not funny. He also volunteered to be tied to a chair and have a pie thrown at his face during one lunch to raise money (it was a raffle) and apparently he gave a test this year on the second day of school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyscale Zephyr Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 [size=4]teachers like that are rather common, especially the racist ones...[/size] [size=3]and the sexist ones[/size] [size=2]and the ageist ones[/size] [size=1]so much ism with teachers[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I never really had any crazy teachers...just mildly outrageous. My drama teacher was obsessed with Shakespeare. She'd have us do exercises where we constantly spew out quotes from his works. Her plays were mad weird too. There was one where there were like 15 kids all watching a TV and freaking out over there being no bathroom or potato chips when suddenly SHE comes in a pink fairy outfit with a star wand and sparkly wings. She was also joined by one of the student's moms and my music teacher in African garb and pajamas respectively. Parents were usually like "lol wtf" every year. My 2nd grade teacher was pretty chill...he was bald, but the gray hair on his back was in a ponytail. He told this one girl who talked during his lecture that if she didn't shut up, he'd come to school next day in a tutu and dance on her desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 So we have a sub and stuff. He tells us what we're doing for the day, and one of my friends goes "what's your name?" I s*** you not, he replies "you can call me Cap'n Nasty." LAWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Well, my math teacher insults us at least a few times every day...he once used the phrase "nobody's got the balls" when he was yelling at us, and at some point for some reason somebody made a joke about gullible being written on the ceiling, so he wrote gullible on a post-it and attached to to the ceiling. It's been there for like a few months now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1334887824' post='5919543'] So we have a sub and stuff. He tells us what we're doing for the day, and one of my friends goes "what's your name?" I s*** you not, he replies "you can call me Cap'n Nasty." LAWL [/quote] Thread has been won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miror B Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Spanish teacher made a comment after a fire drill that if there ever is a real fire alarm, he's jumping out the window and leaving us to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalCyae Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Not so much psychopathic as odd It was a music lesson, and we were learning how to play the drum. Our teacher chooses the klutziest girl in class to play first. When she fails to do it right, he - I kid you not - practically throws her off the drum kit, then tries to haul her back on while we look on in horror. Mostly because the shenanigans involved her dress coming up too far. Her friend recorded it too There's an awesome sub we have, and he knows nothing about what he's doing, so he just tells us what to do. If we don't finish it, it's homework. Meaning, if it's easy, we do none of it in class and just chill out. He's the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 my highschool art teacher was called the art nazi. she was really sketchy and would talk to herself all the time. if your work had any imperfections she would literally tear it apart and then tear into you pointing out every little thing that was wrong, she also was incredibly militant about her classroom rules, step out of line once and instant detention. she was incredibly racist too. later, she had to take a leave of absence because she had a brain tumor . when we found that out her behavior all made sense. there is a short youtube film someone made that was based off of her, if i can find it ill post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 A music history teacher who believes in God. Yeah, subtly trying to shove religion down our throats. And not only that, she made us do some weird moves when the class started. Not stretching, I could have bared that, but those were some like cupping your hands to hold some imaginary ball. We called that teacher the opium teacher because she always looked like she was high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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