Shradow Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I don't think there's a thread on this, so... From the [url="http://www.facebook.com/events/102311426566161/"]Facebook page[/url]: [color=#333333]On March 31, 2013, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles. Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of th[/color][color=#333333]eir cars for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the current state of the world, it's time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.[/color] Now, I'm not a religious person but I think I remember something that sounded a bit like... [quote]Matthew 4:7 - Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"[/quote] And that's not even getting into the fact of just how stupid this sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 After reading ths its only safe to ask, "are they driving against the traffic too?" because it seems to be about the same level of intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Reminds me of the churches where congregates would dance with poisonous snakes and say that they won't get bitten. I myself am Christian, but I consider those people to be craaazy; they're such embarassments >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 [quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1341383149' post='5966963'] Reminds me of the churches where congregates would dance with poisonous snakes and say that they won't get bitten. I myself am Christian, but I consider those people to be craaazy; they're such embarassments >.> [/quote] I feel the same as this. I mean, you're not supposed to pull crap like this. It's probably that damn Westboro, too >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apostle of Calamity Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Jesus: Hey God! Guess what? Jahova: What? Jesus: A bunch of Christians are going to take their hand off of the wheel for five minutes while driving down the highway believing I will help them from crashing! It's called Jesus Take The Wheel Day or something like that. Jahova: So? Jesus: You want to purposely make them crash to troll them? Jahova: ... F*ck yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 a 300 car pileup on the i-75 god wills it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Stupid Christians...everyone knows the world will end in 2012 so you won't be able to*shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 For only 5 minutes? I am going to do it for an hour on the highway at top speed in the slow lanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 So, they're driving with the hope of getting protection from [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Solemn_Authority"]Solemn Authority[/url], but will end up in a [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Spell_-_High_Speed_Crash"]High Speed Crash[/url] because [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ancient_Rules"]Ancient Rules[/url] doesn't approve of their idea????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I would laugh hard if they ended up arrested… This is so silly. [quote name='God Machismo!!!!!' timestamp='1341413416' post='5967152'] So, they're driving with the hope of getting protection from [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Solemn_Authority"]Solemn Authority[/url], but will end up in a [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Spell_-_High_Speed_Crash"]High Speed Crash[/url] because [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Ancient_Rules"]Ancient Rules[/url] doesn't approve of their idea????? [/quote] [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Oh dear God why? I should alert my family NOT be anywhere near a street that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I love how it's right before April Fools Day. March 31st, tons of people lay in the hospital beds, nearly dead, because of their foolish behavior. Midnight strikes, they all die. April 1st, they all appear in heaven, and Jesus says, "April Fools!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I did some soul searching, stared at a pong, skipped some rocks, and then woke up today nad watched the sun rise in my jeans, jeans shirt nad jeans jacket. Ive come to realize that Osama never really died. All he did was take a chunk of his followers and move to the us, there they constructed a plot so stuppid, that americans would believe it as genious. They planned something called, "Jesus take the wheel day" showing the west that they can use one of its center religions to provide a self implicated suicide bombing pileup on the roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 From a quick scanning of its wall, it looks like it's just a giant trolling by some kid named Dustin. Buncha crock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Remind me not to be on the road that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 [quote name='Yin' timestamp='1341506640' post='5967840'] Remind me not to be on the road that day. [/quote] Remind me to be on the moon that day, these idiots will crash into my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 For all they know, Jesus drives like an SUV driver, or an Asian woman, or an Asian woman driving an SUV. If it's the latter, then the end days are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 If that's their way to make the world a better place, let them [i]be.[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm gonna call it right now, obvious troll is obvious. We all have different opinions and beliefs, and sometimes they look silly to other people. But no one does something so [i]intentionally[/i] stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubar Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 thats kinda suicide jesus dont promote dumb people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 [quote name='Nil-TheCreator' timestamp='1341609633' post='5968812'] thats kinda suicide jesus dont promote dumb people [/quote] However, I'll promote good grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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