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Do you realize he has [url='https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=spidey+meme&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1354675689,d.eWU&bpcl=39650382&biw=1024&bih=499&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ZVPDUNycEIXM9ASZ6ICwCA']the biggest and possibly funniest string of memes ever created[/url]?

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Yeah
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No, not really. I've loved Spider-Man ever since I played the Spider-Man 2 game at my friend's house.
Then I saw the movies.
Then I went out and bought volumes and volumes of his stuff, including [i]Ultimate Spider-Man[/i].
If I ever made a Top 5 Characters of All Time and from Everything list, there's no question he'd be on there.
He's taught me what responsibility means and that sometimes, we have to act on continence, no matter how much it sucks doing it.
Sure people rag on him because he doubts himself and worries a lot, but f*ck you people, I worry and second-guess myself a lot too, are you going to tell me I suck for having human concerns?
He may not be the strongest.
He may not be the most confident.
He may not even be funniest now that there's Deadpool.
But he will always be Number 1 to me.
You guys can have your Batman, Iron Man, or whatever other heroes are cool. Spider-Man's all I'll ever need.

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I'm glad you guys actually stayed on topic. This is a reminder, topics with only "discuss" are not aloud. This will be the [u]only[/u] exception since you guys are so well behaved. =]

OT: I'm not a major fan of the series/movies/character, but he is a classic and the series that first introduced me to Captain America.

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i can see the hate towards the new spiderman in that new movie because i heard it sucks

but i dont see how spiderman can be hated in general, youre telling me a guy with spider power powers that shoots webs and can climb walls and has a badass costume sucks? i mean sure, hes not the best, and he is overrated, but he doesnt suck

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[quote name='STVB' timestamp='1354992184' post='6088291']
i can see the hate towards the new spiderman in that new movie because i heard it sucks
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The movie is okay, but the way he was portrayed was better than the other Spider Man movies. His mouth is supposed to be his best asset to his fighting because of his constant taunts and sarcastic comments.

Now, Spidey in general is cool. Witty genius with normal person issues. What's not to like?

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[quote name='Tama the Chibi Sage' timestamp='1354992062' post='6088289']
He is the least memorable of the big 3, because he isn't that creative and he isn't a superhuman. That in turn leaves him with less moral ambiguity on what he should actually do with his powers due to their relative simplicity, though.
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He isn't a superhuman........what? Also, his powers aren't that simple. At the very least they are hell of a lot more complicated than Cap's or Ironman's. So, where are you going with this.

[quote name='STVB' timestamp='1354992184' post='6088291']
i can see the hate towards the new spiderman in that new movie because i heard it sucks

but i dont see how spiderman can be hated in general, youre telling me a guy with spider power powers that shoots webs and can climb walls and has a badass costume sucks? i mean sure, hes not the best, and he is overrated, but he doesnt suck
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You've been talking to the wrong people than. It was well received by critics, and audiences really enjoyed it. I for one loved it.


Spidey makes his web shooters, so that isn't part of his power actually.

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[quote name='Flame Dragon' timestamp='1355030264' post='6088833']
He isn't a superhuman........what? [b]Also, his powers aren't that simple. At the very least they are hell of a lot more complicated than Cap's or Ironman's. So, where are you going with this.[/b]


You've been talking to the wrong people than. It was well received by critics, and audiences really enjoyed it. I for one loved it.


Spidey makes his web shooters, so that isn't part of his power actually.
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Bold, This, so this.

Spidermans wall climbing ability is more then what it seems.

Did you know that f he's actually hanging to a wall you can't pry him from the wall? All you can do is pry the wall that isn't touching him.

Pretty clear, I love the witty smack talking spiderman as long as I have lived.

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[color=#008000][b]He's a genius and the complex mutagenic enzymes in the spider's blood that were transferred at the time of the bite triggered numerous body-wide mutagenic changes within him, granting him superhuman strength, speed, toughened flesh, and numerous arachnid-like abilities. On top of that, you throw in a little everyday life drama that can happen to anybody making him relatable to readers/moviegoers.[/b][/color]

[color=#008000][b]So...what's so "suck" about him?[/b][/color]

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[img]http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/spidey.jpg[/img]
^Cuz that is completely relevant :o.

The movies gets his powers wrong (sorta). He builds the web shooters, they don't come out of him. He doesn't have small spines on his finger, he has the power to increase the gravity between his fingers and the wall (or whatever he's climbing). Also, he wise cracks... a lot. Not as much a Deadpool, but still. So yeah... he doesn't suck.

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[quote name='YuYuHakusho13' timestamp='1355066292' post='6089073']
just sayin, batman is my fave over spiderman.
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[color=#008000][b]You can't really compare the two bud.[/b][/color]

[quote name='AznKvn' timestamp='1355042548' post='6088951']
The movies gets his powers wrong (sorta). He builds the web shooters, they don't come out of him.
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[color=#008000][b]Beside not using the web shooters, they kept his power pretty much accurately but he did build his own web shooters in the rebooted movie.[/b][/color]

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[quote name='AznKvn' timestamp='1355042548' post='6088951']
[img]http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/spidey.jpg[/img]
^Cuz that is completely relevant :o.

The movies gets his powers wrong (sorta). He builds the web shooters, they don't come out of him. He doesn't have small spines on his finger, he has the power to increase the gravity between his fingers and the wall (or whatever he's climbing). Also, he wise cracks... a lot. Not as much a Deadpool, but still. So yeah... he doesn't suck.
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they probably changed it because at the time scientists didnt know how spiders climbed things. now they know that spiders (along with other bugs and also geckos) climb surfaces using a large amount of microscopic hairs on their limbs to generate something called [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Waals_force"]van der Waals force.[/url]

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[IMG]http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Fuck+your+shit+this+is+now+a+Spiderman+thread+_6aa39175cf38ce94835c11df68545b68.jpg[/IMG]

[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1354981745' post='6088185']
Yeah
No
No, not really. I've loved Spider-Man ever since I played the Spider-Man 2 game at my friend's house.
Then I saw the movies.
Then I went out and bought volumes and volumes of his stuff, including [i]Ultimate Spider-Man[/i].
If I ever made a Top 5 Characters of All Time and from Everything list, there's no question he'd be on there.
He's taught me what responsibility means and that sometimes, we have to act on continence, no matter how much it sucks doing it.
Sure people rag on him because he doubts himself and worries a lot, but f*ck you people, I worry and second-guess myself a lot too, are you going to tell me I suck for having human concerns?
He may not be the strongest.
He may not be the most confident.
He may not even be funniest now that there's Deadpool.
But he will always be Number 1 to me.
You guys can have your Batman, Iron Man, or whatever other heroes are cool. Spider-Man's all I'll ever need.
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This isn't the date thread, but damn it if that wasn't an awesome response. As much as I love Batman, I have to give the edge to Spider-Man.

I've loved Spider-Man ever since I saw the 90's cartoon, and I loved the Raimi films. I only finally saw Spider-Man 3 in its entirety a couple years ago, but The Amazing Spider-Man is my favorite out of all the films. If my avatar wasn't any indication, my favorite Spider-Man villain is Carnage. Some people may find it generic, but his malevolent nature is exactly why he's my favorite. The sheer terror of the character is what I like, even if people think the character is symptomatic of traits from the 90's. I don't remember much of Spider-Man Unlimited, but I did love in the pilot when Spider-Man punches through Carnage's chest, and then Carnage puts his head through the hole that was left, and fixes his head. Basically, it's kind of like what the Destroyer did in the Thor movie.

The success of Spider-Man is a double-edged sword, however. Because there's a certain image of the character that has always been recurring in popular media, Marvel editorial places restrictions on the writers, the most infamous being the stupidity that is One More Day because Joe Quesada, Tom Brevoort, and Stephen Wacker all suffered varying degrees of butthurt when Peter and Mary Jane got married, and Dan Slott has dedicated his run to fixing some of the problems that story introduced while trolling the audience by ruining hopes that the rest will get better. Hey, I thought Alfred Molina was an awesome Doctor Octopus, and making your stories all lead into a big finish is fine, but until One More Day is fixed, there is no way I'm going to accept that any "major status quo changes" are going to last longer than two years.

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[quote name='Tama the Chibi Sage' timestamp='1354992062' post='6088289']
He is the least memorable of the big 3, because he isn't that creative and he isn't a superhuman.
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Cause normal people can lift an upwards of 10 tons, right?

[quote name='YuYuHakusho13' timestamp='1355066292' post='6089073']
just sayin, batman is my fave over spiderman.
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Too bad Batman would get his butt handed to him, what with Spidey's complete precognition (he dodges automatic gunfire...[s][i]without any milk[/i][/s]) and superhuman abilities. Assuming no prep time, of course, but even with it (both sides would get it, not just Batman), Peter's a genius after all.

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[quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1355514645' post='6093108']
Too bad Batman would get his butt handed to him, what with Spidey's complete precognition (he dodges automatic gunfire...[s][i]without any milk[/i][/s]) and superhuman abilities.
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Haha...what?

[quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1355514645' post='6093108']
Assuming no prep time, of course, but even with it (both sides would get it, not just Batman), Peter's a genius after all.
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And, Batman is the world's greatest detective, martial artist, and scientist, who by the way, has contingency plans to take down every metahuman member of the Justice League if they go rogue.

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