Gokai-Red Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had all kind of giggles reading this card, OMG the flavor and mechanics on this thing is so amazingly...weird, i love it...XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 What is this I don't even. Honestly, I wouldn't even want to attack with it and just use it as a giant defender. The slow attack is cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Synergy with Temur Ascendency is pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miror B Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Dammit I can't find that Spongebob clip with the snail olympics. "He's almost halfway there..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 It takes 3 turns to do anything other than block, and it's rare. If I open this in my sealed pool I'm gonna be mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 It takes 3 turns to do anything other than block, and it's rare. If I open this in my sealed pool I'm gonna be mad. I would have similar complaints, but IT IS A GIANT FREAKING TURTLE. Additionally, the LRRvideo that spoiled it was hilarious, especially with Alex's reaction to it being a five-drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miror B Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 It takes 3 turns to do anything other than block, and it's rare. If I open this in my sealed pool I'm gonna be mad. It's a 5 drop blocker with massive stats, it's not gonna be THAT bad in sealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rai Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 To be honest, the weirdest thing about the card is the Sultai watermark. It's the most obviously Abzan-flavoured thing ever. Unless it's literally because it's a quaggy water turtle from the jungle. I am definitely going to have to wait until the whole set is spoiled, because I can't for the life of me figure out the watermark rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Doran goodies. Smack for 9 eventually. Also, I wouldn't totally discredit it. You could attack with it, it "meanders" away, then you wrath the next turn and start smacking away the opponent while their guard is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 This card has, *ahem*, hidden potential under its shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Phatties for Phenax. Because of the way it delays itself when it attacks, I've nicknamed it the time-travelling turtle. It's Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLG Klavier Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Durdle Turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 The Durdle Turtle. Fun fact, this thing's playtest name was Turtle McDurdle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoRWBY65 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Dammit I can't find that Spongebob clip with the snail olympics. "He's almost halfway there..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqCHqnW90zY sped up version at 3 minutes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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