I feel awkward

[Arimetal]

I was driving to get pizza with my Step Grandfather in the car. As we were waiting in the car, he told me:

"You know, you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

 

Naturally, I pulled down the visor to admire my whites. He then repeated a portion of what he said. "...come across..."

 

I shut the visor, straight faced, and sat in silence while he snickered away. It was so wrong on so many levels.

[Dad]

It was at this moment, you should reach under your seat and reveal the revolver you've been waiting to use.

[Spinny]

idgi

[Arimetal]

idgi

My step grandpa made a joke about climaxing in my mouth

[Partangle the Candle Jangler]

[Spinny]

My step grandpa made a joke about climaxing in my mouth

I thought so....

[Toffee.]

Oh boy here we go again

[Tourmaline]

I think it's a grandfather thing because mine has said something less explicit but similar in basic nature.

[Mr. Hyde]

mine talks about all the inappropriate places he has put coke bottles and how he got the clap in vietnam >w>

[Arimetal]

@ Hina:

Dear god I hope that's the case

[Tourmaline]

I'm not Kate, but old men are always perverted.

[Arimetal]

Oh sheet, my bad. I'm funking terrible with names.

 

Deepest apologies, Hina. Won't happen again.

[Tourmaline]

Good of you, little lamb.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Grandparents are a strange species because they tend to say the wildest things with no filter and it's hard to tell what they expect.

[Simping For Hina]

You don't respect anything, do you. And I am not expecting a no. I expect you to say "We are holy, and I love yoour family. Praise the Lord! Cry cry cry...." STOP BE SUCH A HYPOCRITE! You say you love us and our people, but your only goal is to sexualize everything. You don't care about us. ABOUT US! You only care about the wicked. In fact, don't reply to me. You don't care. You don't care. You don't care. You hate us. Everybody hates us! You don't know what it feeeeeeeeeeeeels like, do you. If anyone hates you, it doesn't matter; it doesn't effect who you are, and nothing can hurt you because you live safe and sound anyways. But we are persecuted, and it's because of you people! We risk our lives for the people, but why?! I read everyday and understand nothing; you would have a better chance of living forever then me being BURNED! But we will die; nothing can stop that, and I lived in his house forever, only to stray everyday! Be lucky you have comfort, and you can insult me if you want, but my family is more righteous then both of us. Be thankful you can see them soon, and see me at the furnace. BE QUIET!!!!