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Dae has allegedy stocked up on assault rifles, sniper rifles, and rocket lauchers in case Striker wins and becomes our mayor.

 

Rewas tried to promote communist propaganda, but was quickly beaten up by MACHISMO and the newly revived CowCow V2.

 

Aix tried to make a serious speech, but was laughed out of the convention center.

 

Tea tycoon British Soul bought out another smaller company. This time, he bought out Doge Pies. Though, the previous owner, Rai, also owns a large fashion company, as well as a music store, soooo....

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Azuriena.

 

D:

 

I'm not the one who beat him up tho.

 

*sigh*

 

You don't get it. You don't get it at all. I didn't tell you to ummm, like, uh, gtfo because I thought you beat up Rewas. I already knew that you couldn't do that. (And who would anyway he's so adorable :3 :3) What I'm mad at you for, is for reporting this absolute BS news story about Rewas that did not happen. Needless to say, it is hardly breaking. Because it didn't happen and is BS. Ergo, fake. The very thing that you detest, and frame Rewas on: propaganda.

 

There's a reason why I didn't say anything about your (also BS) stories on Rewas dying and becoming a zombie and whatnot. Because every human is susceptible to death. That's what makes us human. But Rewas bebe would never lose a fight. Losing is for the weak, and by (falsely) reporting that he was beat up, quickly, in fact (like ugh can you believe that), you are implying that he was, and most likely implying that he still is, weak. In other words, that he isn't big and strong. And that's UNACCEPTABLE.

 

So kindly take your BS non-breaking propagandist news, shove it up your ass, and gtfo.

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D:

 

 

*sigh*

 

You don't get it. You don't get it at all. I didn't tell you to ummm, like, uh, gtfo because I thought you beat up Rewas. I already knew that you couldn't do that. (And who would anyway he's so adorable :3 :3) What I'm mad at you for, is for reporting this absolute BS news story about Rewas that did not happen. Needless to say, it is hardly breaking. Because it didn't happen and is BS. Ergo, fake. The very thing that you detest, and frame Rewas on: propaganda.

 

There's a reason why I didn't say anything about your (also BS) stories on Rewas dying and becoming a zombie and whatnot. Because every human is susceptible to death. That's what makes us human. But Rewas bebe would never losing a fight. Losing is for the weak, and by (falsely) reporting that he was beat up, quickly, in fact (like ugh can you believe that), you are implying that he was, and most likely implying that he still is, weak. In other words, that he isn't big and strong. And that's UNACCEPTABLE.

 

So kindly take your BS non-breaking propagandist news, shove it up your ass, and gtfo.

*sniff* *sniff* That hurt...

 

I apologize, though. I will check my sources next time.

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D:

 

 

*sigh*

 

You don't get it. You don't get it at all. I didn't tell you to ummm, like, uh, gtfo because I thought you beat up Rewas. I already knew that you couldn't do that. (And who would anyway he's so adorable :3 :3) What I'm mad at you for, is for reporting this absolute BS news story about Rewas that did not happen. Needless to say, it is hardly breaking. Because it didn't happen and is BS. Ergo, fake. The very thing that you detest, and frame Rewas on: propaganda.

 

There's a reason why I didn't say anything about your (also BS) stories on Rewas dying and becoming a zombie and whatnot. Because every human is susceptible to death. That's what makes us human. But Rewas bebe would never lose a fight. Losing is for the weak, and by (falsely) reporting that he was beat up, quickly, in fact (like ugh can you believe that), you are implying that he was, and most likely implying that he still is, weak. In other words, that he isn't big and strong. And that's UNACCEPTABLE.

 

So kindly take your BS non-breaking propagandist news, shove it up your ass, and gtfo.

That moment when you legit can't tell if joking

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