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Let's see... hold on, this is a process. Now... you're going through a rough patch in your life. You're confused- no, depressed? NO! Frustrated? Okay. Now stop me when I get to your preferred coffee, black, cream, cream and sugar, milk and sugar, pop rocks and cinnamon, marshmallows and Hersheys- that's it? Really? Fine. Umm, you're in your room and you have a crush? On... a fictional furry anime girl? Well, that won't get me anywhere. Umm, what else, your computer password, FurryFun69? Geez, I need something else! Umm, you work in a coal mine? No? You work for Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada? Close? Umm, you work as an illegal immigrant grass trimming service? Close enough, right? Good. I'm ready. You're thinking about how if the left side of your brain was physically separated from the right side, which side would contain your consciousness. I'm so f*cking good at this. 

 

 

Go!

 

IDK. Underaged anime girls? You're hungry? I don't have all day. Pay up!  

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You're thinking that your mother is kind of hot. You didn't notice it before, I mean, why would you she's your mother... but is she really your mother. I mean, she seems kind of young, maybe you were adopted. Would it be weird if you aske- YES! It would be weird. 

 

 

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Pancakes. 

 

 

I'm thinking of a famous French composer 

 

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Let's see... hold on, this is a process. Now... you're going through a rough patch in your life. You're confused- no, depressed? NO! Frustrated? Okay. Now stop me when I get to your preferred coffee, black, cream, cream and sugar, milk and sugar, pop rocks and cinnamon, marshmallows and Hersheys- that's it? Really? Fine. Umm, you're in your room and you have a crush? On... a fictional furry anime girl? Well, that won't get me anywhere. Umm, what else, your computer password, FurryFun69? Geez, I need something else! Umm, you work in a coal mine? No? You work for Meryl Streep in the Devil Wears Prada? Close? Umm, you work as an illegal immigrant grass trimming service? Close enough, right? Good. I'm ready. You're thinking about how if the left side of your brain was physically separated from the right side, which side would contain your consciousness. I'm so f*cking good at this. 

 

I could nitpick but this is basically me you dastardly genius you.

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You're thinking that your mother is kind of hot. You didn't notice it before, I mean, why would you she's your mother... but is she really your mother. I mean, she seems kind of young, maybe you were adopted. Would it be weird if you aske- YES! It would be weird.

You tried, and that's what matters. You were terribly off, but you tried. Maybe you got the wrong house?

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go for it.

 

You want nothing more in this world than to be Rose in the movie Titanic.

 

 

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Your favorite Joker is Jack Nicholson. 

 

 

Does it say I'm hungry?

 

It says that food isn't real, because reality is a sick dream and the inner-depth of your mind implore you to reach out to the truth but the primal nature of the human brain cries out in retaliation, FOOD AND SEX! FOOD AND SEX!

 

 

I I'm from the future, I have thoughts you can not comprehend, do it if you dare, and become insane, you have been warned...

 

You're from a rather lame future, one where humanity kind of gave up and just sat around playing with 1980's video games and riding Horses because gas is too pricey. Don't fool me, I'm a mind-reader!

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