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In case you can't read it, the title - This Card's Description-Just Like It's Title-Is So Long Your Brain Will Explode

 

Lore:

If you like hijacking, breaking things, or just being a criminal wanted by the government of America, England, Italy, Ireland, China, Japan, Germany, Afghanistan, Mexico, Finland, North Korea, South Korea, the Dominican Republic, Uruguay, France, Hungary, Turkey, Greece, Egypt, Pakistan, Nepal, Iceland, Iran, Iraq, Denmark, India, Israel, Cuba, Jamaica, Puerto Rico, anyone who may be living in Greenland and Antarctica, the Land of Oz, Domino City, the Johto Region, Over the Hedge, or some fictional places like North Dakota and Canada, then increase your Life Points by 300.

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Behold the Button:

 

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Lore: The Big Red Button. It is always watching you. You can't ignore it. It controls you. Do not look away. Let it manipulate you. It can tell your future. And past. It knows what you did. And there's no taking it back. It will haunt you forever. It still controls you I see. You are still reading this. Your mind has been consumed by the overwhelming power. You are now dead. But you aren't. That's just the way it works. Now run along and continue with your life. It will be watching, forever.[/align]

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LORE:

When this card is played you have to read this really really really really looooonnnng lore because it's the rules so :P ... I like pie do you like pie i love pie... cow pie!!!pot pie!!! Pizza pie!!!! Houston we have a problem... we're out of pie, i need pie bye bye pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1 3@+ +#@+ !!!!!!!!!!!!1111 You're STILL reading!!!!! OMFG DIE ALREADY! HEY! DIE RHYMES WITH PIE.... PIE PIE GO BYE BYE....

bye bye pie pie!!!!!!!

 

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card effect:

This is a big red button.

You can push it.

Or not.

It's not my decision whether you push it.

Or not.

When you push this button, the world will end.

Really.

Seriously.

No joke.

I know this because I pushed the button on Pluto.

Whoops.

Ok, i take it back.

Don't push that button!

If you do, you will perish in an all-consuming fire.

Really.

Seriously.

No joke.

Don't push it...!

KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all your fault.

And, I'd hate to say i told you so, but:

I TOLD YOU SO.

 

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LORE:

When this card is played you have to read this really really really really looooonnnng lore because it's the rules so :P ... I like pie do you like pie i love pie... cow pie!!!pot pie!!! Pizza pie!!!! Houston we have a problem... we're out of pie, i need pie bye bye pie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1 3@+ +#@+ !!!!!!!!!!!!1111 You're STILL reading!!!!! OMFG DIE ALREADY! HEY! DIE RHYMES WITH PIE.... PIE PIE GO BYE BYE....

bye bye pie pie!!!!!!!

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

woo... hahaha...

 

i almost wet myself. that is comedy gold!!!!!!

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Effect:

Sing this until your Opponent Dies of Laughing:

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

Shoes-Shoes-Shoes

Ive got some Shoes!

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Effect:

Sing this until your Opponent Dies of Laughing:

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

Shoes-Shoes-Shoes

Ive got some Shoes!

What if the opponent dies from something else?

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