Flame Dragon Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm sure you've all heard some one say somethng stupid that made you and every one else that heard it laugh. While they might not be as good as when they were said and some might not be good at retelling things, me, but please share your stories with use because I'm sure their will be a few good ones. My best is when this one girl saidParis is in London. This might belong in polls, so if so please move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Star Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 One of my friends thought that "Brawl" [as in Super Smash Bros. Brawl] was a new Halo game. I was laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 A Puerto Rican who attends my school has declared that Brazil is a Spanish-speaking country and that Mexico is in South America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Slavery, does that mean they are going to eat them?" a girl in my old french class. "Wait, there are colleges in Canada"- Some other girl in my friends English class(it was an advanced course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "11 is the opposite of 11!" Some stupid broad in my music class, I was laughing all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 A kid in my class named "Kayne" asked our math teacher (in a serious tone) "Is it cheating if you look up all the answers on the internet?" :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 :lol: X 5.How about... this one toddler at a Preschool I used to go to."Sugar attracts ants, but Salt attracts termites." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 For 1 of my.... Let's call it 'bad kid activities' I had to aid a 3rd grade class.It just so happens that the kids were righting papers on their favorite places that day.So some 9 year old asks me "How do you spell KFC?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 ^ What do you dial for 9-1-1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Asia is in China" Some retard in my class =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 LOL I once heard this kid in my class talking to another dude asking him "So if I call you, will you tell me your phone number?" I CRACKED UP MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublb51 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 how do you get ards on the post you typed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassGamer Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Sweet N' low is the same as Splinda with Salt" - a "Mentally Impaired" brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "I can't draw" This is a stupid statement, as everybody can draw. A bad drawing is still considered a drawing people =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublb51 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 how do you get cards on the posts you made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I was on this forum one time, and some moron said that Obama was a Muslim and was 5% Black. It was so hilarious how stupid that guy was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I was on this forum one time' date=' and some moron said that Obama was a Muslim and was 5% Black. It was so hilarious how stupid that guy was.[/quote'] O-M-G I WAS JUST ON THAT FORUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassGamer Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hey, a little respect. You've bean a thorn in my side for a while and your coments are inappropriate and profane to my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 how do you get cards on the posts you made? Oh the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hey' date=' a little respect.[/quote'] Respect applied universally results in the meaning of respect being lost. As such, I apply respect to those who deserve it. You are a childish fool who does not deserve respect. You've bean a thorn in my side for a while This sounds like the comic book supervillain speech where he laughs at the hero and says "You've been a thorn in my side for too long' date=' Captain Fabulous! But now I shall vanquish you once and for all!" And then Captain Fabulous has an awesome fight scene and hangs the supervillain from a flagpole by his trousers. and your coments are inappropriate and profane to my ears. Profane–adjective1. characterized by irreverence or contempt for God or sacred principles or things; irreligious.2. not devoted to holy or religious purposes; unconsecrated; secular (opposed to sacred ).3. unholy; heathen; pagan: profane rites.4. not initiated into religious rites or mysteries, as persons.5. common or vulgar. Definitions 1, 2, 3, and 4 all indicate that you have delusions of godhood. Definition 5 is irrelevant to this situation, and is generally used to refer to the words that grown-ups use in movies that your mommy and daddy won't let you see until you're older. Stop using words whose meanings you cannot comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Oh man Obama won, can we re-vote?" A friend said that when he knew Obama won, funny thing is that he was serious as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 'Is revising cheating?' Man, that girl group were so lame.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hey' date=' a little respect.[/quote'] Respect applied universally results in the meaning of respect being lost. As such, I apply respect to those who deserve it. You are a childish fool who does not deserve respect. You've bean a thorn in my side for a while This sounds like the comic book supervillain speech where he laughs at the hero and says "You've been a thorn in my side for too long' date=' Captain Fabulous! But now I shall vanquish you once and for all!" And then Captain Fabulous has an awesome fight scene and hangs the supervillain from a flagpole by his trousers.[/b'] and your coments are inappropriate and profane to my ears. Profane–adjective1. characterized by irreverence or contempt for God or sacred principles or things; irreligious.2. not devoted to holy or religious purposes; unconsecrated; secular (opposed to sacred ).3. unholy; heathen; pagan: profane rites.4. not initiated into religious rites or mysteries' date=' as persons.5. common or vulgar. Definitions 1, 2, 3, and 4 all indicate that you have delusions of godhood. Definition 5 is irrelevant to this situation, and is generally used to refer to the words that grown-ups use in movies that your mommy and daddy won't let you see until you're older. Stop using words whose meanings you cannot comprehend.[/quote']that quote is too epic for anyone to think of but you mr crab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 You can bring something into the exam for good luck. Dont bring in your super lucky University Maths friend. My Maths teacher actually said something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 how do you get cards on the posts you made? There was this one n00b in this one thread in this one forum that kept asking and obvious question over and over again. eh, I guess you'd have to be there to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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