BREAKING NEWS: Tea Tycoon British Soul's Tea Shop Blown To Kingdom Come, hapyp Seen Walking From Explosion

[Just Crouton]

 

 

 

A few minutes ago, British Soul's tea shop was destroyed in a massive explosion. Eyewitnesses saw hapyp, notorious serial-killer and evil brother to YCM City's RAEG.

 

hapyp, who was brutally killed 2 years ago by resident meathead MACHISMO, returned as a ghost and took control of MACHISMO's body just 24 hours ago. He has already stated his intent to torment and eventually murder his twin brother, and within the first few hours of operation, murdered RAEG's beloved mentor, Rai.

 

In addition to having the unstoppable power of Machismo, MACHISMO is known to have a massive supply of military-grade weaponry, and a crack team of super-soldiers under his command. hapyp is considered to the be a massive threat to every atom of sentient life in the known universe.

 

"British Soul was second." hapyp gloated. "And, he won't be the last."

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

Raeg is already ded, dammit.

 

He took his own life after Rai's death.

[Just Crouton]

Raeg is already ded, dammit.

 

He took his own life after Rai's death.

 

My bloodlust isn't satisfied.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

My bloodlust isn't satisfied.

Fair enough.

 

RAEG is already ded, just keep that mind.

[Just Crouton]

Fair enough.

 

RAEG is already ded, just keep that mind.

 

By the way, Captain Lego. How would you know RAEG is dead?

 

Hmmm, RAEG liked Mega Bloks, which are like Legos...

 

Captain Lego...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

By the way, Captain Lego. How would you know RAEG is dead?

 

Hmmm, RAEG liked Mega Bloks, which are like Legos...

 

Captain Lego...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incorrect.

 

I took over his body after his death. The Lego people are in control now.

[~British Soul~]

Don't worry hapyp, you'll get your just desserts.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

Don't worry hapyp, you'll get your just desserts.

How will you do that? Even your Swiss bank accounts, he's still stronk.

[~British Soul~]

How will you do that? Even your Swiss bank accounts, he's still strong.

I don't need my Swiss bank accounts to beat him. All I need is to summon some "Fairy God Parents" and he'll tremble.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

Well, I'm going to leave and watch all the destruction from afar while I establish my glorious Lego empire.

 

glhf

[Chaosix]

you're next, hapyp,  as i am the ultimate YCMdestroyer.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

you're next, hapyp, as i am the ultimate YCMdestroyer.

glhf

[Chaosix]

glhf

 

have fun i will.

[~British Soul~]

Don't you worry I will get rid of this hapyp for you. *uses fairy magic on hapyp*

[Chaosix]

Don't you worry I will get rid of this hapyp for you. *uses fairy magic on hapyp*

 

 

 

 

he is mine.

[~British Soul~]

he is mine.

Nuh-uh, I called him here. Besides hapyp destroyed my tea shop, so ofc I want to get vengeance.

[cr47t]

*calls Super Rewas, YCMaker, and all the mods*