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To KaiKae: What do you mean, is it on some other computer-thing so that you can't send it to me? I don't get it, quite. And what title are you thinking of?

 

To eyeofthedeck's out-of-place comment, it will be updated this weekend, as it's SUPPOSED to be done. Send Kendo Fish a pm, forcing her to type it!

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Alright' date=' I'll get started on it. But would you mind if I copied the post and pasted it onto the main post, with MINOR edits (i.e. Tuning up description, spelling, dialogue a teensy bit)? I'll pm you the changes.

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K.

Most of the dialouge is straight from the ep.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP A SEC.

In the 2nd chpter, the 'YugiNav's are stated to be Greyberrys!

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Alright' date=' I'll get started on it. But would you mind if I copied the post and pasted it onto the main post, with MINOR edits (i.e. Tuning up description, spelling, dialogue a teensy bit)? I'll pm you the changes.

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K.

Most of the dialouge is straight from the ep.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP A SEC.

In the 2nd chpter, the 'YugiNav's are stated to be Greyberrys!

 

I tought it was called a YugiDex...

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Alright' date=' I'll get started on it. But would you mind if I copied the post and pasted it onto the main post, with MINOR edits (i.e. Tuning up description, spelling, dialogue a teensy bit)? I'll pm you the changes.

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K.

Most of the dialouge is straight from the ep.

 

HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP A SEC.

In the 2nd chpter, the 'YugiNav's are stated to be Greyberrys!

 

I tought it was called a YugiDex...

 

'Oly crap! They shall henceforth NEVER be called Greyberrys EVAH AGAEN!! Heh, incredibly offensive accent.

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lol' date=' spuds. That was coolios. Nice job.

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Croickey, mate! Put anotha shrimp on the barby! Wotcher!

 

Too bad Australian characters won't show up untill season 2.

 

How did you know I was Australian? Also, Weather Report, I've been wondering for a while, are you Australian? You spell mum like that, you say spuds (I've never heard an English person say that) and, yeah.

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FIXED YO!!!

[spoiler=Episode Three: A Duel in Love]

[spoiler=Part One]http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/anime/watch/v1070119szKE5pkR#watch%3Dv11525947xEkPwdTc

 

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!

Episode 3: A Duel in Love

Part One

 

The guitar solo signaled the start of class on “Death-Volcano” Duel Academy Island.

“Duel Monster can be grouped into the following classes: Normal, Effect, Ritual, Fusion and Synchro monsters, and Spells and Traps,” recited Alexis Rhodes in front of a large class, taught by Ms. Crowler. “Trap Cards, ablah blah blah, Counter blah, blah blah, Spell Cards blah.” Every student in the class wasn’t paying attention. They just all sat in their chairs, staring at the clock on the shining, pristine, asbestos-filled wall.

“That was VERY boring, but you still got them all right!” Crowler cheered! “Except for that Synchro mess, they don’t exist. I wouldn’t expect ANYTHING less of my Blue Obelisk students.”

“So reds and yellows don’t matter, huh?” some guy yelled. “RACIST!!”

“And you’re a gaycist. Now who has the most distracting hair in the room… you! Syrus Truesdale.”

“Me?! But look at Beehive Larry!” Syrus whined! “And Mohawk Jill!”

“No, they both have black hair. Yours is MUCH more distracting. Now tell the class what a Field Spell is.”

“A Field Spell is a card that affects the entire field and is a Spell.” Syrus squealed.

“You’re right, I reckon, but since ‘yer wearin’ red, ‘yer AU-TO-MA-TI-CALL-Y WRONG!!” Billy Hills laughed. The entire class laughed, even the Slifer Red students!

“Ha, we’re being ridiculed too!” Beehive Larry giggled, with his tall hair and everything.

“Heh,” Chazz said, wholeheartedly.

“But you just said I was right…”

“Hmmm…” Bastion studied, around other people wearing yellow, “Why am I not laughing? Did I miss the punchline?”

 

“Relax, Sy, they’re all just racist against giant red dragons and cartoon show producers.” Jaden assured.

“What do you mean?”

“I think not,” Crowler cruelly admitted, “I happen to love big-shot producers with illegal trading cards named after them. Now will somebody NOT wearing red give me the answer? We need to ridicule a Ra Yellow as well.”

“Ha ha ha, I could be next!”

“This is stupid…” Syrus muttered.

“Hey, teach,” Jaden spoke up, “You really shouldn’t make fun of the weakest kids in the school, because I beat you, so we’re more powerful than the blues, but weaker than the yellows!”

“YELLOW RULES!!”

“GRRRRRR!!!!” Crowler proceeded to take out a handkerchief and bite on it for some reason as Jaden showed off his peace signs to the class. “THAT’S IT! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLACKER IN MY SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER SECOND!!”

“Teach, you really gotta tell yourself things in your mind.”

“SHUT UP, JADEN… JADEN YUCKY!!” Nobody laughed at his joke. “But… his last name is ‘Yuki’, so ‘Yucky’ and ‘Yuki’… AAAARGH!! Now will everybody take out your textbooks, and turn to page three.” he commanded, instantly calming down.

 

LATER THAT DAY…

A different teacher was teaching the same group, since they do that teacher-swap thing in Japan. He had a fat cat and weird, Marik hair. “Hello, class,” he greeted, stroking his cat, “My name is Professor Lymon Banner. I specialize in some of the lesser-known strategies in Duel Monsters. And even a few that may even be considered… UNNATURAL!!”

“AAAAH!!”

Jaden, the only boy in class not scared by his proposition, was very bored. Suddenly, Syrus appeared!! “Thanks for earlier, Jaden.”

“What?”

“When you insulted every blue in the school whilst simultaneously taking all of the yellows up a notch.”

“Oh yeah.”

“Syrus,” Mr. Banner called.

“Yes?”

“Pick up Garfield for me.”

“Garfield?! What an unoriginal name!”

“Too bad.”

Turns out that the cat was rubbing against his leg. “MEOW,” the cat meowed, in the voice of Lorenzo Music. Look him up yourself.

Syrus jumped! “THAT CAT SOUNDS WEIRD!!”

 

Meanwhile, in Crowler’s office with a random suit of armor standing inside, it wrote furiously with an old-fashioned quill pen. “How dare that Jaden Yucky make a mockery of me in front of my classroom, then force me to ignore it by teaching children! That’ll be the last mistake he makes at this academy.” It took the note it wrote and placed it (the note) inside of a letter. Then it creepily applied lipstick and kissed the letter! “Now you’re done for! Muhahahahaha!!”

 

Meanwhile, in another large, domed room, the students were now all in TRACK UNIFORMS!! Jaden, surrounded by two random kids, looked around. “If this is a school for card games, then why are we in gym class?” he asked himself. “If we play a luck and strategy based card game, what’s the point of training your body?”

 

And in the locker rooms nearby, Crowler diabolically dashed awkwardly to a locker. And it began inconspicuously opening every locker (why weren’t they locked?!) until she gasped in surprise! “Aha!” It found shoes! “These HAVE to be Jaden’s shoes, because NOBODY ELSE wears shoes that look like that! Not in THIS school! With its uniforms and such.” Giving a ghastly smile, it forced many people watching the show to crap their pants simultaneously.

 

Back in Jaden-place, a bright, happy lady in a similar, purplish track suit (which was oddly tight, making many boys’ noses gush fruit juice (yes, 4Kids made me say that)) walked in, and said “My name is Fonda Fontaine, and it is not a name pun! I’m also your gym class instructor for this year! You ready to sweat?” Jaden gulped. She looks even sexier than Ms. Crowler, and she was ugly!!

 

“Dammit, why can’t the girls gym sign be more noticeable?” Syrus cried, running into the boy’s locker rooms. He opened a locker. “Stupid Jaden, using my locker!” He pulled Jaden’s shoes out of his own locker and a LETTER fell onto the floor! “Gasp! A letter with a kiss on it! What could it be?! A suicide note?!”

 

Syrus looked around, then sneaked into a corner where nobody could see him. “I hope I can stop Jaden from killing himself. This letter’ll tell me all I need to know. If he dies, then I’ll be left alone with that Ko Ala kid, and he’ll eat up all the food in the big winter, leaving me and him to duel to the death so that I can eat his flesh, eventually being found out and getting sent to jail for trying to defend myself! Boy, I hate winter.” He opened the note and read the following transcript;

‘Since the moment I saw you, I’ve been in love with you.’ By now, Syrus was scared of Jaden.

‘Meet me tonight behind the girl’s dorm, endearingly, ALEXIS RHODES?!’ “JADEN’S REALLY ALEXIS, AND HAS THE PSYCHIC ABILITY TO UNDERGO SEX-CHANGE SURGERY AND BE IN TWO PLACES AT THE SAME TIME!!”

 

Syrus stumbled backward and fell on his bottom. “I’M IN DESPAIR!! I’M IN DESPAIR OVER JADEN’S SEXUAL FETISHES!!” Then he thought about it all for a second. “Wait, that one’s a girl, so it’s okay.” Suddenly, he imagined a weird fantasy.

 

Girl Jaden was running in a storm of rose petals. “Syyyyyyruuuus…”, she sighed, oh so provocatively.

Syrus ran through the same area, yelling “Female Jaden named Alexis…” The creepy duo caughgt up with each other in a huge flowery meadow and joined hands. Suddenly her face melted and matched Jaden’s features!!

“GAAAAAH!!” Syrus screamed!!

“Please be mine,” s/he asked softly.

 

“That was overly creepy,” Syrus said, catching his breath.

 

**********

 

Later that night at the Slifer Red dorm…

 

“Hey Sy, the outhouse is all yours.” Jaden entered the sadly crappy-looking building, wiping his hair off. “Note to self. Next time, realize there’s a SINK before using the TOILET for washing your hair…”

“Did you say ‘Outback Café’?!” Koala Ko Ala gasped loudly.

“Um, no. Where’s Syrus?”

Koala shifted on the bed so that he faced Jaden. “He just left to meet girl Jaden at the Obelisk Blue dorm. He was lookin’ MIGHTY pervy.”

“’Pervy’? Syrus’ gone through puberty already? He looks eight, man. I wouldn’t have guessed.”

“Shouldn’t you go rescue him from whatever crap’s about to go down?” Koala suggested.

“Why not you?”

“I don’t wanna.”

“… Jan Ken Pon to decide it?” That’s rock paper scissors in Japanese.

 

Meanwhile, Syrus was rowing across a lake in a random row boat. “I sure am glad that I found that boat wherever it came from again! Now, I’ll go invite female Jaden into a double-suicide, because the true joy of love is finding death together!” he sang! “Ugh, I wish I’d signed up for that rowing class…”

 

But at that same moment, some guy in crappy discount ninja clothing snapped a lock on the gate to the Obelisk Blue swimming pools! The locks clattered to the floor and it ran in like a really lame ninja! It dashed expertly from bush to bush, letting no mere mortal eye comprehend its speed… and at the same time, in a huge nearby building…

 

“Wanna go to the Obelisk hot springs… I mean, wading pools?”

“No way, if we go, then the boys’ll follow, and everything’ll turn to crap in an instant.”

“Hello, girl’s dorm? As in, no boys allowed?”

“Wow, that was stupid of me.”

Crowler’s face eerily poked out of the bushes. “AHH!!” somebody screamed.

“This is perfect!” Crowler announced to the world. “Jaden will come in looking for Alexis, and then I’ll snap a picture of him in the act of walking into a girl’s dorm!” A short animation of this flashed, and Crowler used a digital camera to capture Jaden on photo!

“Oh no not again!!” Jaden screamed!

“And then I’ll have captured him red-handed, and then… uh, nobody’ll like him anymore.”

 

Several feet away, Syrus’s boat landed and he crawled out, carrying several feet of rope. He dashed through the gate, not caring about anything else in the world! My suffering is almost over!!

At the same time, in the Obelisk Blue ‘wading pool’. “Can you believe that since we’re too far out of Japan’s waters, it’s against the law to go into hot springs without a swimsuit?”

“Can you believe how out of place they look?” one girl complained. “This blue is obviously edited in! They just defied all of Japanese tradition!”

“Why are we talking about this? It’s kinda stupid,” Alexis reminded. Yes, it was Alexis, a girl with red hair and a girl with black-ish hair! Don’t Japanese kids have black hair anymore? Chazz doesn’t count. He’s too Chazzy. Alexis suddenly left the pool-hot springs.

“What?! This is a stupid conversation?!?!” the red-haired girl, Angry McArgue, yelled.

“It COULD be, if people cared about it!” the blackish-haired girl, Nancy Wut said for no reason. She’s the dumb one! Tee hee.

“What are you talking about?”

“I don’t know! HELP ME!!”

Outside, Crowler reared its ugly head again, smiling freakily. Suddenly, it frowned ugily. “Huh?” Syrus walked into the scene, still lugging his rope and shaking some pills.

“Come on out, let me degrade you with a picture that will disgust all of your friends and such!!” Crowler still didn’t know it was Syrus.

“Girl Jaden? I have sleeping pills to numb the pain of hanging!” Syrus called.

 

“HOLY SHNITZEL!” Crowler screamed, bursting out of the bush! “IT’S THAT SLIFER SLACKER THAT ACTUALY KNOWS WHAT A FIELD SPELL DOES!!”

A girl in pink pajamas stepped out into the fray, wiping her eyes from tiredness. “Who is it?” Several other girls rushed out in anger!

“IT’S A NINJA!!”

“Get’m!!”

“Oh, no, I’m a kunoichi! I’m a girl ninja!” Crowler defended!

“Says you!”

“Escape!” Crowler leaped into the sea, never to be seen by another human again. “Remember me as a woman…”

“Oh, and that guy’s got blue hair!”

“GET’M!!”

Syrus stood dully as dozens of girls surrounded him. “If you make a move, I’ll down these sleeping pills,” he warned, holding up his prescription drugs! Some girls restrained his arms and he dropped his wares! “No, without a rope I can’t hang myself and without my pills I can’t overdose! My threats are useless! Now I’ll be stripped and hung on the walls of the dorm, slowly dying a painful death as the blood drains from my flesh and the birds pluck out my liver, and—“

“What’s the deal, sneaking in here?” Anrgy ordered. “And you’d better have a good reason. We just caught a ninja peeking, and we’re pretty irate now!”

 

Two minutes later in the dorm crafted from pure gold with a giant fountain in the center of the foyer, Angry McArgue and Nancy Wut tugged Syrus with a rope to Alexis.

“A love letter from Alexis? Liar, Alexis has no feelings except for awesome!” Nancy Wut yelled.

“Yeah, it’s right in my pocket. Heh.”

“Um, excuse me, but Alexis isn’t stupid, she’s the only girl in this show who was given a personality.”

“But really, here’s the note. Please, Alexis, let’s die together! I have sleeping pills~” The way Syrus said ‘sleeping pills’ was very expressive.

“Um, here, it says my name has a ‘J’ in it. Alexis isn’t spelled with a ‘J’, genius.” Alexis growled.

“I’m sorry Syrus, but Tuesdays are meant for farming,” Nancy Wut explained.

“So then you DON’T want to commit a double suicide?”

“NO.”

“Wait,” Angry McArgue pointed out, “This note says ‘Specifically for Jaden Yucky, not that kid who knew what a field spell card is’! You’re an idiot not to notice how obvious that was!”

“Now THAT’S depressing!! I can’t even land a night with GIRL JADEN. Will I EVER be able to live my life, ending in a double suicide with a woman I love?”

“’Girl Jaden’…? Well, sorry Syrus, we’ll just let you go.” Alexis apologized.

 

“I don’t buy it.” Angry McArgue pointed at him in a deadly fashion! “He could’ve written it up himself, and you know how much I love arguing!”

“So we need to throw him off the roof because he was doing what men do?” Nancy Wut suggested.

“But I was tricked in a humiliating fashion! That’s unfair!”

“Girls, what on EARTH is going ON down there?” Fonda Fontaine entered the conversation via the balcony!

“Uh…” The three girls awkwardly started hiding him in an odd fashion by sitting on him!

“We were trying to find out how many people could sit on a single stool!” Alexis assured! “Y’know, craaazy teenager stuff!”

“This is oddly pleasing!” Syrus whispered.

“Shut up, chair!” Angry McArgue yelled.

“Sorry for sitting so loudly!” Alexis apologized.

“Well, next time you girls should choose a smarter place to do such horribly humiliating acts!” Fontaine ordered, retreating to her quarters.

 

“So what now?” Angry asked as they all got off of the faux-chair.

“I’ll tell you what; we’ll use Syrus as a type of bait,” Alexis said. “Let’s find out about what we were talking about earlier.”

 

Earlier that morning…

“Hey Alexis,” Nancy Wut asked, “D’you think that Jaden kid can play well?”

“I guess so; if I dueled him in an odd situation, I’d really know.”

 

Alexis smiled in a creepily awesome fashion. “I don’t like the looks of this…” Syrus said in response to the upsetting smile.

“I wonder if this’ll get Jaden to show us his real powers…” Alexis wondered.

 

Meanwhile in the Slifer Red dorm, Jaden played a video game while playing Jan-Ken-Pon with Koala repeatedly.

“Jan-Ken-Pon! Jan-Ken-Pon! Jan-Ken-Pon!” Suddenly, Koala threw down something that WASN’T a tie. “JAN-KEN-PON!!” He got scissors, thus beating Jaden’s paper!

“NOOOO!!” Jaden screamed! “I guess I’ve got to save Syrus…” Suddenly, his YugiNav™ beeped! He opened up a new message sent to him.

“We have your friend, Syrus,” a creepy voice told, “And if you want him back, come to the girls’ dorms now.”

“Son of a gun…” Koala gasped. “At least I got to win after a four hundred-game tie match.”

“Oh well, time to go find a random boat!” Jaden tromped out of the room, going to find a boat.

 

Crowler the ninja was using a bamboo pipe to breathe through the water as he treaded away from the dorm. Suddenly he surfaced. “Man, that was uncomfortable. Huh?” He saw another boat crossing the lake.

“Boy, I SURE am glad I just happened to find this boat lying around!!” Jaden cheered.

“What took him so long?”Crowler asked.

“Too bad Syrus hadn’t signed up for that rowing class with me,” Jaden sighed, “He’d have loved it!” He landed on shore and was face-to-face with Alexis and her posse holding Syrus hostage!

“Hi, Jaden.”

“Hey, Syrus, yo! What’s goin’ on here?” Jaden inquired.

“I did something stupid, hoping to commit a double-suicide with a secret lover.”

“He trespassed into the girl’s dorm!” Angry McArgues argued.

“Is that true, Sy? That’s even lower than trying to make a young woman kill herself!!”

“You’re trespassing now, too, Jaden.” Angry McArgue reminded.

“Yeah, so if you want to leave scott-free, you need to beat me in a card game right now!” Alexis warned!

“That’s even more unfair than trying to stop a kid from entering your school because he’s two minutes late, then losing and vowing to ruin his life!” Syrus explained!

“Don’t worry, Sy, I know how to beat a girl!”

“WHA?!” Syrus gasped!

“In card games!”

“Oh. Duh.” they all reassured themselves.

“And in real life.”

“GASP!!” everybody gasped!

“Let’s duel, Alexis,” Jaden challenged with fire in his eyes!!

 

TO BE CONCLUDED VERY SOON!!

 

 

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Episode Three, A Duel in Love

Part Two

 

A few minutes later, Jaden n’ the gang were in the two awesome boats in the middle of the lake, ready to duel!

“This is a stupid place to play,” Syrus mentioned. “While standing on the boat, you could fall and drown, thus ridding the world of your existence forever… and is it true that Alexis is your psychic twin that underwent a sex-change operation?”

“No, I don’t think so,” Jaden told him.

“Okay.”

 

The duelists stared each other down, intent in murdering the opposing player in a harmless card game.

“Well,” Crowler noted, in the water, “A Slifer versus an Obelisk. I wonder how this’ll turn out! Heh… oh, wait.”

“Ready?” Alexis asked.

“Yeah,” Jaden answered, suddenly appearing in a split-screen-thing.

“Woah,” Alexis gasped at the sudden screen-changer-thing.

“LET’S DUEL!” they yelled!

(Jaden: 4000 Life Points

Alexis: 4000 Life Points)

“Get your game on, Alexis!” Jaden suggested.

“Boo,” somebody said.

The onlookers were intent on their own duelists winning. Syrus, to save him and his friend from being put down for sneaking into the girls’ dorm… forever. The girls, to… well, actually, they’re just a******s. Who cares about them?

 

Alexis pulled her hand from her deck, yelling “Alright!” She’d drawn a lame-looking card with a dancer dancing oddly in the dark. How pathetically lonely. “Etoile Cyber, rise!”

Some weird lady appeared, spinning incredibly fast and making the Tasmanian Devil sound from Looney Toons. Suddenly she stopped, revealing that she was in an ugly red and whitish costume, covering her arms with medical bandages!

“Mhm!” she grunted. (Etoile Cyber: 1200 Attack Points) She hovered above the water because, you know, holograms do that.

“I’ll also place a card face-down and end my turn!” Alexis yelled!

 

“Let’s get ready to throw down!” Jaden announced.

“Boo,” somebody said. He drew a card; Sparkman!

“Yes,” Jaden whispered. “I’ll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman!” A huge blast of electricity shocked the air and Sparkman flew out of it! (Sparkman: 1600 Attack Points)

“That makes a lot of sense!” Syrus yelled!

“And now, he’ll attack your monster with Static Shockwave! It’ll make her hair so frizzy that she’ll NEVER get it straight again!!”

“Was that even a legit threat?!” Syrus gasped!

“Hooyah!” Sparkman held out his arm and a blast of electricity was shot at the woman monster!

“I use my trap card, Double Passe!” Alexis’s card flipped up, with the depressing dancing lady, and the electricity flew around Etoile Cyber and shocked her duel disk! “Nnnagh! Uugh!!” she grunted in ‘pain’.

“That was actually pretty satisfying!” Jaden smiled!

“My Trap card redirects your attack into a direct attack!” Alexis explained. (Alexis: 2400 Life Points)

“That was pretty lame…” Jaden said.

“Then my monster gets to attack YOU!!”

“Ohcrap!!”

 

Etoile Cyber leaped into action, literally! “And also, when my Etoile Cyber attacks, she gains 600 Attack Points!” Alexis announced!

“That sucks!” Etoile Cyber roared and spun like a hell-bent ballerina!! (Etoile Cyber: 1800 Attack Points) She kicked him so hard that he felt nothing, as she was a hologram!

“Aaargh!!” (Jaden: 2200 Life Points)

“Are you alright?” Syrus asked hastily. “Because you should be, since it’s a hologram and all.”

“I guess so. Boy, that Alexis is stupid. She COULD have just summoned something stronger than that wimpo-dimpo monster! Then she wouldn’t have had to lose those life points!”

“W-wimpo-dimpo?!” Syrus exclaimed!

“So you’re impressed?” Alexis asked.

“No, not really. It’s just a card game,” Jaden truthfully said.

“Oh, well. Now, where were we?” Alexis drew a crappy Vanilla card with a bald, purple ice skater with a large pirate earring! “Hm! I summon Blade Skater!”

 

The purple lady appeared and slid onto the water! Sadly she slipped backward stupidly, but then came back and stood next to the ballerina, causing much water displacement!!

“That makes sense, too!” Syrus noticed.

“And then I use Polymerization to fuse my Etoile Cyber and Blade Skater to form…” The two girls spun through the lake and turned into a tornado somehow! “Cyber Blader!” A blue-haired, purple-visored, weird-costumed ice skater leaped out and onto the water! (Cyber Blader: 2100 Attack Points)

That’s even hotter than Elemental Hero Domi--Burstinatrix… Jaden thought.

“Now attack Sparkman with Whirlwind Rage!” Alexis commanded! Cyber Blader began spinning around for a really long time, and then… when you least expected it… KICKED SPARKMAN!! A huge shockwave was sent forth, which decreased Jaden’s life points!

“Damn, that was hot…” (Jaden: 1700 Life Points)

“Jaden, you’re weird…” Syrus whimpered.

 

“Way to go, Alexis!” Nancy Wut cheered.

“Yeah, you’ve got’m! Him beating Ms. Crowler was just a fluke!” Angry McArgue yelled!

“Well, it would be my pleasure to prove you wrong, yo! My draw!” He drew a field spell covered in weird technological lines in front of a creepy evil portal. “Totally tubular, man!” he chuckled!

“Why do I hang out with you?” Syrus asked.

“I activate the Spell card; Fusion Gate!” Jaden slapped the creepy card into the Field Spell space! “You oughtta like this one, Syrus!”

“I DON’T LIKE FIELD SPELLS!!”

In stark contrast to Syrus’s wailing, the guitar riffs in the background just got radder than ever! “Now, I can fusion summon a monster without Polymerization!” He held out two monsters in overly dramatic fashions! “Now I fuse these two,” Avian and Burtinatrix. “To form Elemental Hero Flame Wingman!” The dragony wingy man leaped onto the field!

“Oh,” Alexis sighed in an overly sarcastic tone, “It looks like your monster’s gonna attack my Cyber Blader, but since they both have equal attack points, they’ll just destroy each other!”

“Blader is one letter away from bladder!” Nancy Wut reminded.

“Take this, Sarcasm Woman! I use Kishido Spirit!” Jaden activated a card with a man in knight armor full of SAMURAI SPIRIT!! A large pulse was sent through the water. “This card makes it so that my monster can’t be destroyed when he attacks a monster with the same attack points! Plus, his super-power makes you lose life points equal to your hot monster’s attack points!”

“What was that about ‘hot’—“

“Now go, Flame Wingman, and attack her Cyber Bladder—sorry, I didn’t mean it!!” Now she really hates me, I know it! Jaden shed a tear.

 

Flame Wingman flew through the air and powered up his awesome fire dragon arm and blasted flames at Cyber Blader/Bladder! What an idiot. Does he even know what sarcasm means? Alexis thought. I mean, he just called me ‘Sarcasm Woman’! He IS stupid for a ‘Yu’! The flames were met head on by the action-skater’s palm! Then, as if they both just said ‘Wait, this is stupid.’, they stopped and retreated.

“Whubba-huh?!” Jaden exclaimed!

“It’s obvious, my Cyber Bladder can’t be destroyed by—gosh dammit, Nancy Wut, why’d you have to say the bladder thing?!”

“I can’t help it; you know about my condition!”

“She can’t be destroyed when you only have one monster,” Alexis spat out.

“Th-thn that would mean that…”

“YES, Jaden, your turn was completely useless!!” Alexis laughed!

“That’s pretty depressing.”

“Not as depressing as when you lose.”

 

Alexis drew a new card. “This card’s just as situational as your failure card!” She held out an equip card with a black-armored knight with some weird bio-weapon growing out of his arm. It looked painful and disturbing. “I equip my Cyber Bladder…”

“Just go with it, nobody cares,” Angry McArgue explained.

“I equip Cyber Bladder with Fusion Weapon!” The techno-bladder’s arm turned into the same thing as in the picture and it released a small electrical shock. (Cyber Blader: 3600 Attack, 2600 Defense)

“This looks bad to the max!” Jaden cringed!

“Go, Bladder, and attack Flame Wingman with Trident Shock!” Cyber Bladder aimed her weird arm at Flame Wingman and fired an electrical discharge at him!

“Ooooooow!!” he growled, just before making an overly dramatic explosion!”

“Argh, the fake smoke’s in my eyes!” (Jaden: 200 Life Points) “You know, you’d have won if you actually SUMMONED another monster!”

“…Too bad! I can’t draw any!”

“If you lose, you’re both getting expelled!” Nancy Wut smiled!

“Shut UP, Nancy!” Angry McArgue yelled!

“That’s it, I’m off girls for good! They’re jerks!” Syrus groaned! “And boys, too. Zoophilia and a life of being looked upon as a creepy weirdo, here I come.”

“But animals have genders, too, Sy. And man is the MOST DANGEROUS animal!”

 

Damn, if only I had more than two non-tribute monsters in my deck right now. Why’d I even take them all out just before playing?! Alexis asked herself.

I wonder why most people don’t understand how humans are animals, too! I mean, really, Jaden asked himself. He looked at his Fusion Gate card. Man, that card’s useless right now. Seriously, it’s gonna help me win somehow! He drew… MONSTER REBORN!! “Shiny…”

“Ahh, creepy!” Alexis gasped!

“I summon… Elemental Hero Clayman!” Clayman appeared, made out of clay and stuff! He fell onto the lake… and sank…

“Help me…” he begged! (Clayman: 800 Attack Points)

“ Next I activate Monster Reborn!!” Jaden yelled, confidently! Another tornado appeared and Sparkman jumped out!

“Why does everything have to jump out of tornadoes in this duel?!” Syrus screamed!

“Uh-oh,” Alexis muttered, “He’s making a classic yu-comeback! This won’t end well for Cyber Bladder…”

 

“I’m sorry, Cyber Bladder, but I have to destroy you! I fuse, with Fusion Gate, Sparkman and Clayman, to form…” Jaden pointed into the sky and Clayman’s wet, moldable body clung to Sparkman and they spun for no reason into a malevolent storm!

“ONCE AGAIN, WHAT’S UP WITH THE TORNADOES AND STORMS?!”

A big lightning bolt shocked the lake and turned into a huge fat guy, making large waves! “WoOoOaAh!!” everybody wailed!

“Yow!!” Crowler exclaimed, rocking in the rough surf! “I wish I had brought a boat!!”

 

The fat guy, in yellow body armor, crackled with electrical energy! “Elemental Hero Thunder Giant!” Jaden smiled! (Thunder Giant: 2400 Attack Points)

“M-my Cyber Bladder still has more Attack Points than him…” Alexis pointlessly argued.

“Yeah, but Thunder Giant can destroy any monster who started out with less power than him,” Jaden said.

“B-but that means…”

“Yeah!”

“What?”

“I’m sorry my love, but once you die, you shall live on as a part of my heart forever!!” Jaden cried with tears in his eyes! “Go, Thunder Giant!”

“Groar.” Thunder Giant obeyed and held his hand above Cyber Bladder, and his ELECTRO PLAMS SHOCKED HER INTO OBLIVION!!

“I forgive you…” she whispered, loudly enough for everyone to hear.

“And now, Thunder Giant, use Voltic Thunder(in no relation to Elemental Hero Voltic)!” Jaden sent his giant to deal a crushing blow to Alexis’ Life Points, ending the game! A blast of volt-y thunder shocked Alexis to the holographic core!

“Nooooooooooooo.” And for some reason, some electricity shocked Crowler as well.

“THIS ISN’T A GOOD JOOOOOKE!!”

 

Alexis slumped onto the boat. (Alexis: 0 Life Points. Game Over.)

“Alexis, are you okay?” Angry McArgue worriedly asked.

“What just happened?” Nancy Wut asked. Nobody was surprised.

“Hooray, I don’t have to get married to a cat now!” Syrus laughed, hugging Jaden!

“That’s gay!” Jaden yelled, pushing him off.

“Sorry.”

 

Several seconds later, the two boats had been moved closer together to talk about stuff.

“Well, Alexis, a deal’s a deal, yo.” Jaden reminded.

“Alright, we’ll keep your secret for you so that people don’t look down on you forever, thus ruining your lives so that nobody will come near you and you’ll have to commit zoophilia,” Alexis agreed.

Her mind’s so hot, Syrus told himself.

“Well, I say that we be complete jerkasses and turn them in to the eki-in!” Angry McArgue yelled! They stared at her, confused. “Look it up, it’s a Japanese thing!”

“Nobody asked you, and nobody asked because you always argue about stuff!” Alexis yelled back!

“But Alexis…”

“It’s IN YOUR LAST NAME. We’re not STUPID.”

“Anyways, that was a cool duel!” Jaden said randomly. “Heh, I rhymed.”

“Heh, you noticed that he fell in love with Cyber Bladder while we were playing?” Nancy Wut revealed. “I’d call that… a DUEL in LOVE! Ha ha!”

“Aaaanyways,” Alexis sighed. Jaden and Syrus both got into optimal rowing positions!

“Well, see ya, we’ve got A LOT of rowing to do!” Jaden waved, leaving.

“Vitamin C you later!” Nancy Wut bade.

 

Man, I wish that Nancy would just shut up sometimes, Alexis told herself.

My last name has ‘Argue’ in it? I’ve never realized that… Angry McArgue noticed.

Spuds, Nancy Wut silently smiled.

I REALLY wish I’d brought a boat… Crowler sadly told itself as it swam back to the school.

 

 

 

 

Episode 4

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