Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic (UPDATE: Episode 45 Started! Here's where it gets serious.)

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i honestly thought that was gonna be jst lame and not funny but thank god i was proven wrong lol that was actually hilarious' date=' LOL at the part where he looked at the card he got given, great work

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Well, what would you expect? That I actually liked GX? Well, once, but that time has ended, so I thought the best way to vent out my anger would be to rip it apart.

 

Thank you for your compliments, and also thanks for being something like... the twelfth different person to actually post here. Hooray!

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Awesome new episode, WRS!! The best one I've read yet.

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Awesome new episode' date=' WRS!! The best one I've read yet.

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Oh, nonsense. I've made better, I know I have!!!?! But yeah, thanks to my sister's suggestion, Bastion's dueling hand is now Omega-Xis. He's now a part of the main cast!

 

No, it's not the story that's getting scarier, it's me.

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Yeah, I liked the part you added with Omega-Xis.

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We is back. Sorry this one'll be shorter than usual, but it has some good dueling, so YMMV. And also, can somebody explain to me why I hadn't noticed that my Story Title and my Topic Title didn't match before, and I never noticed?! I always overlooked the second exclamation point!! ARGH!!

 

[spoiler=Episode 41: Duel Distractions - Part Two][spoiler=Part One]PREVIOUSLY YO ON YU-GI-OH! GX! THE FAN FIC YO!

 

“I’m Tanya, the third of the Seven Stars, and I’m also an Amazon just because. Also I was forcing all of these people to build this coliseum because I had nothing better to do.”

“She just asked us to do it and we figured, ‘Maybe we DO need a hobby besides trading cards,’” one student said, confirming her words.

 

“So, because I AM an Amazon, and I hate all men, which one of you boys am I dueling for a key?” Tanya asked.

“Me?” Jaden suggested.

“No, for I must conquer my fear of rejection!” Bastion shouted!

“NO… I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE LOVE OF MY MAN!!” Piggybank shouted, pushing Bastion and Jaden out of her way.

“Um, excuse me, girl, but are you REALLY sure that’s what you should be doing in this situation?” Tanya asked.

“Wh-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I’M FIGHTING FOR LOVE!!”

“She’s right,” Omega-Xis said, “You’re acting really stupid for a boy who doesn’t really care about you all that much. Why can’t you just be cool like that Nancy Wut lady?”

“SHE has personality,” Syrus agreed.

“Oh, and Alexis is great, too,” Chazz mentioned.

“But… but… it’s who I AM!!” Piggybank screamed! “I can’t help it!”

 

“Now if the peanut gallery would please shut up,” Tanya irritatedly growled, “I have ANOTHER announcement before the duel begins.”

“What is it?” Bastion asked.

“Well, because the Amazons historically ARE a tribe of women and have to periodically go out and find men in order to reproduce and carry on their bloodline…”

“I can see where this is going,” Syrus cringed.

“Where?” Koala Ko Ala asked. “Y’mean—”

“If I defeat Bastion, then he must help me bear my child if he loses!” Tanya announced! Everybody in the area at that time drank a large cup of water just to spit it out loudy.

 

“Oh crap, Water Dragon, don’t attack her! DON’T!!” Omega-Xis and Bastion screamed together!

“You already declared your attack!” Tanya laughed! “I win, a-ha ha ha ha!!” The water hit Amazoness Swords Woman hard enough to send her sword flying into Bastion’s right shoulder, spraying blood out in a dangerous manner!

“WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Bastion screamed!

 

“WHAAAAAAAT?! MY PROTÉGÉ BASTION LOST!!” Crowler shrieked!

“Yeah, and I’m going to win him back, as I just told you!” Piggybank promised! “I’m dueling for love!”

 

“And that, Dr. Crowler, is why I need to go back there and duel for the first time since stepping onto this island in order to save my man!”

“I’m sorry, but you lost me at the part with the rabbit-eared girl,” Crowler said. “Why did the parents always watch her TV when they probably had a great one in their den?”

“… I don’t know… but I don’t care! It’s time for me to do something!”

“Okay.”

 

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 41: Duel Distractions – Part Two

Part One

 

Jaden, Syrus, Koala Ko Ala and Banner were all standing by the entrance of the giant random coliseum, around sunset-time. “Ugh, what’s TAKIN’ Piggybank so long? Jaden cried, tired of waiting.

“Maybe she’s doing girly stuff,” Koala Ko Ala thought, “like… emptying the change from her head.” Suddenly there was a large explosion, knocking Koala Ko Ala into the air!

“KOALA KO ALAAAAA!!” Syrus cried!

“This means Piggybank’s back!” Banner reasoned!

“That’s right,” Piggybank said, walking through the smoke with a Duel Disk. Following her were Fluffy Fred and Baseball Bob.

“My chest is bandaged!” Fluffy Fred said, showing off his chest bandages!

“And I learned what I accidentally insisted on earlier!” Baseball Bob said, now much wiser than before!

“Well I guess they’re a good replacement for Mann McOldsmobile and the robots for today,” Jaden shrugged.

“They fell off a cliff! Of COURSE they’re not okay!” Syrus said. “Also, WHERE IS KOALA?!”

“I’ve fallen off of that thing LOTSA times,” Jaden recalled.

“True…” Koala Ko Ala fell from the sky right next to the group.

“I’m back!” he said, climbing to his feet.

 

“So now we’re all here and ready to duel for Bastion and that one Spirit Key,” Banner said, “and we FINALLY get to see one of the side characters duel!”

“It’s happened before,” Syrus insisted.

“Well I didn’t get to see it! Was I featured in the fourth episode? No!”

“SHUT UP!!” Piggybank shouted! Everybody turned to her. “Now let’s go.” She calmly lead the group into the coliseum and toward certain duelage. Within was Tanya and a box.

 

“Why hello, everybody,” Tanya greeted, pointing to her large, nearly-melted candle, “you’ve made it just in time! So, what was the agreement again?”

“I’m dueling you, the skank,” Piggybank recalled, “and if I win, I get your Spirit Key and my Bastion. If I lose, then you keep Bastion and Jaden’s Spirit Key.”

“Sorry, dear, but there’s going to be a bit of a change here.” Tanya kicked the box a few times. “See, I put Bastion into this easy-to-carry box. If I win, I don’t just want a Spirit Key; I also want to add another man to my man-box!” Tanya looked at Jaden.

“PLEASE HELP ME!!” Omega-Xis cried, muffled by the box’s box attributes.

“Crap, Bastion!” Baseball Bob and Syrus cried!

“BOOOOOSS!!” Fluffy Fred screamed!

“And Omega-Xis!” Koala Ko Ala added.

“How COULD you put him in a box! I won’t STAND for this!!” Piggybank roared!

“WHAAAAAAAA?! YOU’RE BETTING MEEEEEEEEEE?!?!” Jaden sobbed.

“Of course, I don’t want anybody to crush Bastion, and nobody wants Syrus.”

“Hey!” Syrus said.

“I WON’T let you keep my Bastion in a small box!” Piggybank vowed! “Come on, let’s duel!”

“Alright then,” Tanya said, turning on her Duel Disk, “but this time I won’t give you the liberty of choosing my deck. I’m using my power deck tonight!” She smashed a deck into her Duel Disk and got into her SERIOUS pose!

 

“DUEL!!” (Tanya: 4000 Life Points, Piggybank: 4000 Life Points)

“I’m going first, and I’m setting one card face-down!” Piggybank announced, setting down a monster.

“GO, PIGGYBANK, FOR THE PRIDE OF BASTIOOOOOOOOOOON!!” Fluffy Fred screamed!

“And me, too!” Jaden cried. He buried his face in Banner’s stomach. “I need a hug…”

“Uh, Jaden, get off of me before I kill you.”

 

“Well then, I’ll start out by playing Amazoness Village!” Tanya announced! Some trees and straw huts appeared around the coliseum. “This Field Spell gives all of my Amazonesses 200 extra Attack Points, and when one of them is sent to the Graveyard I can summon another one of the same level to the field.”

“Okay,” Piggybank said, understanding.

“Next I’ll summon the Amazoness Trainer!” A young lady with a chain stabbing weapon and blue tiger print clothing appeared. (Amazoness Trainer: 1500 -> 1700 Attack Points) “Attack her monster, Chain Stabber!” The girl threw her weapon, spearing through the monster, revealing it as a weird shiny sphere of some sort. She swung the orb around on her chain until it flew off and into Piggybank’s Duel Disk. (Amazoness Trainer: 1700 -> 1900 Attack Points)

 

“Now you see, when my Trainer destroys a monster by battle, it gets placed at the bottom of your deck and she gains 200 more Attack Points,” Tanya explained. “I’ll now set a card and end my turn.” She set a Trap called Amazoness Archers.

“Come on, Piggybank!” Baseball Bob cheered! “You can… uh, win!”

“I know, you don’t have to tell me!” Piggybank growled. “I activate Valhalla, Hall of the Fallen!” A cool Romanesque temple appeared in the middle of the Amazonian village. “It allows me to Special Summon any Fairy from my hand when I don’t have any monsters!”

“Heh, I think I know what kind of deck she’s using here,” Banner smirked.

“A Fairy deck?” Syrus guessed.

“No, you stupid student, pay more attention!”

“Aw.”

“I Special Summon Agent of Creation – Venus!” A cool golden winged lady appeared, somehow levitating three azure, crimson, and mauve orbs around herself. (Venus: 1600 Attack Points) “Next I’ll use her ability: I pay 1500 Life Points to summon three ‘Mystical Shine Balls’ from my deck!” Three copies of the thing Tanya forced back into Piggybank’s deck earlier appeared around the Venus lady. (Mystical Shine Ball: 500 Attack Points, Piggybank: 2500 Life Points) “Then I’ll tribute one of my Mystical Shine Balls to summon The Agent of Judgment – Saturn!” One of the cool orbs cracked open, releasing a flood of light, and then a blue winged man in some regal-looking robes. (Saturn: 2400 Attack Points)

 

Oh, looks like she’s an alright Duelist, Tanya decided. I can still get out of this situation, though. I’ll just use my Amazoness Archers, weakening all of her monsters by 500 points, which means she’ll try to attack with her Saturn to kill my Trainer AND itself. Then with my Amazoness Village, I’ll summon another monster with more Attack than they have and use her to absorb all of her monsters, leaving her field open for another turn.

“Now before I attack, I’ll use two more cards: Supremacy Berry and Sanctuary in the Sky!” A cool dove flew by, dropping a berry into Piggybank’s hand. “Owm!” she snacked. (Piggybank: 4500 Life Points)

“And that card does…?”

“If I have lower Life Points than you, I can gain 2000 Life Points,” Piggybank stated.

“OH YEAH, LIFE POINTS ADVANTAGE!!” Fluffy Fred and Koala Ko Ala screamed!

“Then my Sanctuary in the Sky takes the place of your Field Spell, and I take no damage from any battles involving Fairy monsters!” The village suddenly turned into a really big floating temple hanging above everyone’s heads. (Amazoness Trainer: 1900 -> 1700 Attack Points)

“Aw, no!” Tanya sighed. “This isn’t going to end well.”

“Attack, Agent of Judgment! Judgment of Space!” Piggybank commanded! The envoy of Saturn’s eyes flashed, summoning a large stream of dust, ice and stones from the sky in a wide arc, smashing into the trainer girl!

 

“I activate the Trap card: Amazoness Archers!” Tanya announced in a last-ditch effort! Her face-down card disappeared, releasing a shower of arrows from the sky! They all hit each of Piggybank’s monsters at least once each. (Venus: 1100 Attack Points, Mystical Shine Ball: 0 Attack Points, Saturn: 1900 Attack Points) “Now all of your monster lose 500 Attack Points and have to attack me.”

“So? Continue!” Saturn’s attack smashed the Amazoness gal into oblivion by ripping her body to shreds. (Tanya: 3800 Life Points)

“Now Venus, Shine Balls!”

“Please stop saying ‘balls’, it makes me uncomfortable.”

“Shut up, Syrus!”

“Since when did I become the team punching-bag, anyways?”

“Attack with Judgment of Light!” The three spheres got into a formation around Venus along with her own multi-colored orbs in a wide circle. Venus held out her arms palms-first, making all the spheres release large rays of rainbow-colored light!

“Uuugh,” Tanya groaned, her skin singed slightly. (Tanya: 2900 Life Points)

“Care to try and out-do me now?” Piggybank invited.

 

“Don’t try me,” Tanya growled. “I set another two cards face-down and summon Amazoness Sage.” A woman wearing a shroud with cool indigo hair appeared, holding a neat staff. (Amazoness Sage: 1400 Attack Points) “I’ll attack with her and destroy your Venus!” The sage woman ran toward the woman and hit her in the head with her staff. The golden angel woman exploded! Then the giant sanctuary above the duel began breaking apart, dropping large stones down onto the field and audience.

“AAAAAAH, WATCH OUT!!” Koala Ko Ala screamed!

“It’s only holographic!” Banner insisted, getting hit in the head and fainting.

“SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING, IT’S A SHADOW DUEL, SO WE’RE LITERALLY GOING TO DIE AND STUFF, YO!!” Jaden screamed!

“I almost forgot about that,” Piggybank shrugged. “I’ll discard Herald of Orange Light and The Agent of Force – Mars from my hand in order to negate the Sage’s effect and kill her!” A cool orange crystal sprite thing floated down from the sky and landed onto the Amazoness Sage’s shoulder.

“Huh? Aw,” she coddled, “it’s so cu—” She exploded along with it, leaving the floating temple safe.

“Damn, you really ARE good,” Tanya gasped.

“Tell me why we can’t have a main character like her,” Syrus asked.

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 41: Duel Distractions – Part Two

Part Two

 

“My turn!” Piggybank cheered!

“YEAH, WIN THE GAME YEAAAAAH!!”

“Quiet, Fred! You’re ruining my focus! I summon The Agent of Wisdom – Mercury!” A blue-green angel man with no hair appeared with a cool tablet. (Mercury: 0 Attack Points) “Since I have no cards in my hand, I’ll just attack with Saturn! Go!” The giant rig of ice debris began falling from the sky again.

“No you won’t, because I activate Negate Attack!” The first of the stones clashed with a purple barrier of some sort, dissolving all the spacestuff. “Your Battle Phase is over now.”

Aw damn it, that was a waste, Piggybank complained. I should’ve just used Saturn’s effect instead of attacking, it would’ve been more useful… “I’ll just end my turn now.”

 

“Then I’ll play the card Monster Reborn!” Tanya announced, as her Amazoness Trainer rose onto the field again! “Next I’ll sacrifice my Trainer for Amazoness Queen!” The trainer faded away into sparkles and was replaced by a blue-haired woman with a skull eyepatch, a red cape, and a massive one-handed sword. She came with a fashionable throne. (Amazoness Queen: 2600 Attack Points) “Destroy her Agent of Judgment!” The queen lifted and threw her large sword at Saturn’s face, cutting right through, spraying blood and brains all over the place. An Amazonian subordinate ran up to her majesty and handed her a new sword, after much heaving.

“Well THAT was violent,” Baseball Bob gulped.

“Next I’ll activate my face-down: Queen’s Selection!” Tanya’s card featured the Amazoness Queen ordering the Amazoness Trainer out to battle. “Because I destroyed a monster by battle, now I can summon another Amazon from my deck!” The Amazoness Queen snapped her fingers, summoning a giant Bengal Tiger to the field! (Amazoness Tiger: 1100 -> 1900 Attack Points)

“What’s the dilly-o with that card?” Jaden asked in a hip fashion.

“My Amazoness Tiger gains 400 Attack Points for every Amazoness on the field, and she’s the only monster you’re allowed to attack from now on!” Tanya explained. “Now my replacement tiger, maul her Shine Ball!”

“GRAWOR!!” The tigress leaped onto one of the two remaining Mystical Shine Balls and began biting into it and ripping it apart! Blood flowed freely everywhere, like an angel from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

“ARGH, THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK!!” Syrus screamed, clutching his head.

 

So the tiger killed the ball and walked back to Tanya’s side of the field. “I think I’ll call that a turn,” Tanya reckoned. AND YET AGENT OF WISDOM – MERCURY GLOWED!! “Now what’s with him?”

“When I have no cards in my hand during your End Phase, he lets me draw an extra card on my Standby Phase,” Piggybank said, drawing two cards.

“YEAH, DO SOMETHING COOL!!” Fluffy Fred screamed!

“I’ll Tribute my two monsters to summon Guardian Angel – Joan!” Piggybank announced, bringing a lady martyr onto the field. (Joan: 2800 Attack Points) “Whenever she destroys a monster I can gain Life Points equal to the Attack Points of the killed monster! I’m looking at a cool 1900 right here, so go on! Brilliant Revenge!” Joan’s eyes turned green.

 

The Amazoness Tiger was suddenly wrapped up in random ropes. “Gar?” she gasped. The ropes pulled the tiger’s legs apart as she was magically pushed against a large wooden pillar that had appeared right then and there. Now stuck to the pillar, a roaring fire started up the stake!

“BWAHAHAHAHA!!” Joan laughed! “BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!” I hope you get the historical reference. By the end of the attack, the tigeress was a charred mess, barely recognizable anymore. (Tanya: 2000 Life Points)

“Hm?” The Amazoness Queen glared at what was left of the tiger. This really spooked her out, so she decided to come back to life rather than face her anger.

“What? Why’s she still here?”Piggybank asked.

“CHEATER!!” Fluffy Fred accused.

“Not a cheater! My Amazoness Queen’s ability prevents any Amazoness monsters from being destroyed by battle, which makes your Joan’s ability useless.”

“Well fine, I’ll end my turn,” Piggybank huffed.

 

“Then I’ll activate the Spell card Amazoness Fighting Spirit!” Tanya announced! A Spell card appeared, showing an Amazoness Fighter lady going Super Saiyan (citation needed). “Now as long as this card is active on the field, when an Amazoness attacks a stronger monster, she gains 1000 Attack Points for the battle!”

“Hey lady, I have that card too!” Jaden called. “Y’know, it’s called SKYSCRAPER.”

“You shut up until later! My Tiger will now kill your Guardian Angel – Joan!” Tanya yelled! (Amazoness Tiger: 1900 -> 2900 Attack Points) The tiger leaped onto the guardian angel and began to rip her to shreds. Pieces of limp flesh were showered upon the audience.

“Ew!” the audience cried.

“WAIT!!” Bob yelled. “Piggybank’s got no monsters! She’s defenseless!”

Oh crap, Piggybank realized.

“Amazoness Queen, stab her!” Tanya ordered! The Amazoness Queen tossed her second sword at Piggybank!

“PIGGYBANK!!”

(Piggybank: 1900 Life Points)

 

The sword hit Piggybank in the head. The blow knocked her limp body onto the ground. “… Pig… Piggybank?” Baseball Bob whispered.

“Aw man. Did she really just… die?” Syrus muttered.

“Oh no oh no oh no,” Jaden repeated. “This can’t be happening.”

“That’s because it’s NOT!!” Piggybank roared, pulling the blade from her forehead! She showed it to the group, revealing that the blade had been flattened against her rock-hard head![/url]

“PIGGEHBAAAAAANK!!” Fluffy Fred shrieked with glee!

“Th-that’s impossible!” Tanya gasped! “How could you live through that?!”

“It’s because… I’M LIVING FOR LOVE!! I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL ME BEFORE I SAVE MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!” Piggybank shouted!

The power of love DOES exist!! Koala Ko Ala learned.

“It’s time for me to win, for I tire of your antics, lady!” Piggybank furiously drew her card. “I play another Supremacy Berry!” Another dove cruised by and dropped another berry into her mouth. “Mmm, that’s some good berry.” (Piggybank: 2900 Life Points)

 

“How long were you saving that?” Tanya asked curiousy.

“Long enough. Now I play Pot of Greed!” Piggybank got a cool ugly pot, which she crushed with her own hands. She tore two cards from the top of her deck. “Now I can play Hall of Valhalla again to summon Athena!” A really cool woman in a silken white toga with matching magic spear-shield-and-helmet combo appeared. (Athena: 2600 Attack Points) “Next I’ll tribute Athena to summon another Angent of Judgment – Saturn!” Athena began to fade away, but as she did, her spear fired a magic laser from its tip! “This means that Athena’s ability activates! I can deal 600 damage to your Life Points by summoning a Fairy!” Athena’s spear laser struck Tanya’s arm.

“Ngh,” she growled. (Tanya: 1400 Life Points)

“Now the difference in our Life Points is… 1500, right?” Piggybank checked. “Yep, then it’s time. I activate Saturn’s ability: by tributing him, I can deal the difference in our life as damage to you!”

“Oh crap,” Tanya gasped, “You don’t mean that…”

“JUDGMENT!!” Piggybank shrieked! Saturn held his arms above his body and looked toward the heavens. His traditional debris storm began raining down toward Tanya.

“ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A BABY AND DESTROY THE WOOOOOORLD!!” Tanya’s body was ripped apart and carried into outer space by Saturn’s attack. The end. (Tanya: 0 Life Points, Game Over)

 

“WOOOOOT!!” Bastion cheered, bursting out of the box he was in! “You saved me from being raped in my sleep!”

“Oh, Bastion!” Piggybank squeed! “You’re alright!”

“I almost wasn’t myself,” Omega-Xis sighed. “So many things could’ve gone wrong…”

“BUT THEY DIDN’T!” Fluffy Fred screeched, happily leaping into the fray with Baseball Bob!

“Woah!” Baseball Bob cried.

 

As the Bastion Baseball Wreckers Gang celebrated Piggybank’s win, Jaden let out a massive sigh. “Wooooah, that was too frickin’ close, yo…”

“Well, at least you made it out alright,” Syrus noted.

“It was really exciting, though, seeing that woman get blown to pieces after trying to ruin your guys’ lives,” Koala Ko Ala sighed. “Ah, it’s always great to see the good guys win…”

“Although she didn’t NEED to get ripped into little pieces,” Banner noted, sitting upright again, with a a large piece of rubble on his head. “Though it is a shame that we never found out where this bag came from,” Banner sighed, holding up the mystery duffle bag from earlier.

“Who cares? Hey, where’s Mann McOldsmobile?” Jaden wondered randomly.

 

“I WOOOOOOOON!!” Piggybank screamed to the moon, holding the two Spirit Keys of the day up in her fist.

 

Meanwhile, Mann McOldsmobile, Cuts Man and Gut Man had finally washed ashore from the sea. “Woah guys, where are we?” Mann McOldsmobile asked, dripping wet.

“… I don’t know,” Gut Man sighed sadly as he looked up at the sandy dunes, rainforest flora and playful penguins flying around in front of them.

“Cuts cuts cuts! Look, flying penguins!”

 

 

 

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Okay, yo, episode finished. Told you it was short! Meanwhile 42 will be EPICALLY long. For a bad reason.

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Uh, bump? Because we ALL know this story will disintegrate if it's on page 2+.

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Oh sorry I didn't notice it, how amazing Piggy thrashed Tanya, what sort of comfuses me..............

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Yes, I realize that they aren't the Dark Scorpions. Yes, I realize that the first half is made up of filler. Yes, it is good.

[spoiler=Episode 42: The Dark Scorpions][spoiler=Part One]Inside of a cave, there were several figures speaking under the light of a single candle. “We’ve been waitin’ for this day a long time,” a guy with a hammer sighed, “and now it’s finally here.”

“I know,” a man said, wiping his black sword with a rag, “I can’t believe the boss’s actually comin’.”

“Of COURSE he’s coming,” the token female group member insisted with a pout. “The pieces are finally in place.”

“They WILL be once we enact the plan in place,” a guy with shiny, reflective eyes and a pointy chin said. They all held their weapons together (though the lady held up one of her legs and the shiny-eye man held out his teeth) and shouted, “THE POWER IS OUR!!”

 

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A cool boat was cruisin’ on down the ocean with an important passenger. “Hey, Mr. Detective,” the boat-driving specialist said, “we’re gettin’ real close to Duel Island now, you ‘kin tell by the active volcano.” Ahead was the island adorned with the ever-smoking volcano. “Boy, I wonder when it’s gonna erupt? I don’t wanna go to THAT island; are you SURE you know that you’re going to an island with an active volcano?”

“Well then, let’s get crackin’,” said a mysterious white-haired man.

“Hey, did you listen to me?”

“No.”

 

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 42: Big House

Part One

 

As a new guitar solo began on Duel Island, Alexis, Nancy Wut and Angry McArgue were standing in the hallway, staring at Atticus Rhodes, who was standing and staring out of a window. They kinda just stood there, doing nothing. Several minutes later, Jaden, Chazz, Banner (and his DUMB cat) and the mysterious detective walked down the hallway. “Hey, ‘Lexis, Ang’y, Nan’, what’cha doin’?” Jaden asked.

The three girls turned to the group. “Oh, hi Jade—” They were stunned by the man trailing behind them.

“Eh, hey girls, how’s Atticus doing?” Chazz asked.

“Heh hey, he’s not movin’!” Jaden noticed. He ran up to him and began poking his shoulder.

“He’s out of the hospital,” Angry McArgue said.

“But he’s still being funky,” Nancy Wut added.

“By funky, she means a bad funky,” Alexis explained. At this point Jaden was slapping Atticus in the face with all his might.

“Wow, he really IS mad unresponsive, yo!”

“He can’t remember anything that happened before that duel,” Angry McArgue clarified. “Oh yeah, and WHO IS THAT STANDING BEHIND YOU?!”

 

“It’s a professional detective AND actor!” Banner said helpfully.

 

“Hello, detective Allen Walker here,” the white-haired, eye-scarred detective boy said, “you may recognize me from such hit TV shows as ‘Big House’ and, uh, ‘Big House’. I’m here to help you with your key-stealing problems.” Suddenly Mann McOldsmobile, Gut Man and Cuts Man walked by, eating spaghetti out of some cups.

“Hey everyone, it’s Spaghetti Cup Friday!” Mann McOldsmobile announced! “Want some?” He offered his half-finished cup to the Obelisk girls. “Oh hey, it’s the guy from Big House,” Mann McOldsmobile said, nodding toward Allen. Allen waved.

“Uh, no…” Alexis nervously declined.

“HELL NO!!” Chazz punched the cup away and onto Atticus’ head. “You tryin’ to make advances on the girl I’m puttin’ advances on?!”

Something blew through the window, sending shattered glass all over Jaden and Atticus! “Ow, yo!”

“DID SOMEBODY SAY ‘MAKING ADVANCES?!’” asked Shades Milligan, flying in with his rocket robot feet.

“Yeah, I’m making some advances,” Mann McOldsmobile informed, “Why?” Shades Milligan picked him up by the collar and flew away. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH…”

“Oh hey, is that REALLY Cuts Man and Gut Man?!” Allen gasped!

“Uh, yeah?” Cuts Man said.

“Anyway, we need to rescue our friend, soooo…” Gut Man picked up Cuts Man and leaped out the window.

 

“Oh, that Gut Man and Cuts Man…” Allen sighed happily, like remembering a fond memory. “ANYWAYS, I’m here because you need to defeat some evil people named the Seven Stars, correct?”

“Shadow Riders!” Nancy Wut insisted.

“No, Seven Stars,” Allen corrected, “and anyways, you all need to figure out how to hide the remaining Spirit Keys so that nobody can take them.”

“But we still have all seven,” Alexis remembered.

“Not in the ORIGINAL version, y’don’t!” Allen stated. “So, where are you all hiding your keys? Jaden?”

 

But Jaden wasn’t paying attention. He began waving a Jinzo card in front of Atticus’ face. “Ha, you’re despondent! You won’t even try to take this rare card!”

“Yoink,” Atticus said, stealing the card and putting it in his pocket.

“… I learned a valuable lesson today.”

“JADEN!”

“WAAAAAAAAGH WHAT?!”

“Where’re you hiding your Spirit Key?” Allen asked, somewhat harshly this time.

“Oh, around my neck,” Jaden said, poking the key necklace he was wearing. “Chazz? Alexis?”

“My neck,” Chazz said, pointing to his OWN key necklace.

“Mine was unfairly taken by the horrible administration we have at this school,” Alexis grumbled.

“Okay so you don’t matter, then,” Allen decided, pushing her and her friend-girls out the window with Atticus. “But anyways, you people are all being stupid. What if a Seven Star-person…”

“Shadow Rider!” Nancy Wut called from a tree below.

“… Were to run by and snatch your key, thus pulling you along with them, choking you to death?”

“Since when were YOU Syrus?” Jaden joked.

“He’s serious, that’s a real health hazard,” Banner insisted. “That’s how my sister went, bless her soul. I still don’t like her though. We always fought all the time, and that was bad. Meanwhile, she always…” Allen shoved Banner out the window.

“Now that he’s shut up, we need to find YOU two a HIDEY-HOLE!” Allen shouted!

“A-and me?!” Bastion asked, popping out from nowhere in particular.

“Yes, you too. You too…”

“Oh yeah!” cheered his Omega-Xis hand.

 

And so they went into Chazz’s room, where Deep-Voice Dobbson and Billy Hills were trying to help. “Well, Chazz, I reckon we jus’ gotta keep a part of the key on our person at any given time!” Billy Hills decided!

“Yeah, huh, Chazz, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson agreed, “I know JUST how to do it, too!” Deep Voice Dobbson took the Spirit Key and forcefully broke it into three pieces.

“WAAAAAAH!!” Allen screamed! “NOOO, DON’T BREAK THE KEY!!”

“And one for Ojama Yellow, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson added, breaking off another piece.

“WHY DID YOU DO THAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!” Allen sobbed.

“Because that way, we reckon the enemy can’t take ONE piece by duelin’; they gotta get through us all!”

“And Ojama Yellow, huh! So can we follow you around in this episode, huh, Chazz, huh?” Deep-Voice Dobbson asked.

“No, this episode doesn’t REQUIRE you two!” Chazz said.

“Well, it didn’t require McOldsmobile, huh, Chazz, huh!”

“He’s right,” Omega-Xis agreed.

“Yes it did,” Allen solemnly declared, “yes it did.” He clapped his palms together, apparently over that crushing blow. So let’s go outside and see where YOU guys can hide your Spirit Keys!”

“Hooray!” Jaden and Bastion cheered! The group dashed out the door, leaving Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson feeling sad. But then Bastion and Jaden crashed into a man in a janitorial uniform!

 

“OW! WHAT DO YOU DUMB KIDS THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” roared Janitorboy Kanda.

“Oh, sorry, dude,” Jaden apologized.

“Wait!” Omega-Xis cried! “Do you know who that man IS?!”

“A janitor?” Jaden guessed.

“NO! That man right here is Kanda Yu! He’s from Big House!!” Chazz discovered! “Why the heck are YOU here?!”

“No…” Kanda disagreed, “… I’m the… janitor. Kanda.”

“Oh, hey Kanda!” Allen waved at him.

“DAMN YOU, ALLEN! WHY’D YOU BLOW MY COVER?!” Kanda screamed!

“Well, what’s wrong with me greeting you?”

“But why are you here,” Chazz repeated.

“Do you THINK I want people asking for—”

“Autograph?” Banner asked, popping out from nowhere with a pen and paper.

“SEE?!” Kanda threw a bucket of paint at Allen (who artfully dodged it) and ran away.

“He’s my one of my favorite and least favorite characters,” Bastion stated.

“Now that THAT’S over,” Allen shrugged. “Now let’s hide YOUR key, Jaden.”

“Yeah!”

“But really, why was KANDA here?!” Chazz repeated.

 

Next they were all inside of Jaden’s room with Koala Ko Ala and Syrus. “Hey Jaden, is that REALLY Allen Walker with you?!” Syrus gasped.

“Yep!” Allen responded cheerfully.

“CAN I HAVE A MEMENTO OF SOME SORT?! I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!” Syrus screamed. Allen gave him a used contact lens. “OHMANOHMANOHMAN!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! OH, OH, OH!! I’M GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR SHOW FOREVEEEEEEEEER!!” Suddenly Syrus exploded from ecstasy.

“I don’t even wanna ask,” Chazz sighed.

“Wow, he was actually happy for the first time I’ve ever seen,” Koala Ko Ala sniffed. “By the way, where’d Mann McOldsmobile and the robots go?”

“They got blown out into the ocean,” Jaden said. “Yeah, this is the second time in three weeks this’s happened.”

“Oh. Typical of him.”

“Anyways, I’m putting my key into this drawer,” Jaden announced loudly. “See, Allen, this key is going RIGHT into THIS drawer! You get it! If you’re looking for this key, it’s RIIIIIGHT here!”

“GOSH, Jaden!” Chazz cried! “What if an enemy’s listening to you?! Then they’ll know that the KEY is in the DRAWER!”

“Okay, I think I get it now,” Allen sighed.

“Is it my turn now?” Banner asked.

“Yeah, I guess so,” Allen guessed.

“Since when’d YOU get to be such the eager teacher, Banner?” Jaden asked.

“And why’m I so ignored today?” Chazz wondered, getting sad.

“I also wish I had more lines,” Omega-Xis sighed.

“I really don’t know what’s up with me today; it must’ve been all that Koala Juice I’ve been drinking lately.” Koala Ko Ala fell off the bed in surprise and through the floor onto several students who were forcefully squished into a small room (remember how they have so many Reds and yet only a small place to put them?), then was tossed back up into the room.

“PROFESSOR!!” Koala Ko Ala screamed! “Don’t you REMEMBER?! KOALA JUICE IS LIKE POISON TO HUMANS!!”

“What’s Koala Juice?” Chazz asked.

“Well, I know that,” Banner sighed, “but your dad gave me such a huge bottle, and it was just sitting there next to my door, and I felt like it would be a waste not to try it out at least ONCE. Also I was drunk off my ass when I thought of that, but it sure does taste nice.”

“It tastes HORRIBLE!!” Koala Ko Ala yelled! “Trust me, after having it with breakfast, lunch and dinner for years! The only reason I’M still alive is because fat absorbs the toxins!!”

“What IS Koala Juice?” Bastion wondered.

“… Excuse me.” Banner ran down into his room and threw his bottle of Koala Juice out the window and onto the dirt.

“Oh, so it’s eucalyptus,” Omega-Xis figured.

 

“… So who’s gonna fix this floor?” Jaden asked, as they waited.

“I can call a carpenter,” one of the miscellaneous Slifer Red students suggested.

“Oh, thanks Slifer Kid, yo!” Jaden thanked.

“I’m back,” Banner said, appearing in front of the doorway. “Also I found this kid.” He held up a red-coated Lavi.

“He knocked me over, man!” Lavi complained.

“… Uh, heeeey,” Bastion awkwardly said, “it’s that… LAVI… kid from Big House. Yeah, what a coincidence.”

“Oh, hey Lavi!” Allen greeted.

“Hey Allen, how’s the evil plot goin’?” Lavi asked.

“Get outta here, nobody likes the kid who always gets into trouble and expects everybody else to help him in sitcoms!” Banner said, tossing Lavi away over his shoulder.

“Okay, time to go to my room,” Bastion said, leading the way.

“Then I’ll just be ignored,” Banner said sadly.

 

Bastion stuck his key into Piggybank’s mouth. “Now don’t accidentally throw it at someone!” Bastion asked.

“Okay then!” Piggybank accepted.

“Why not the head-hole?” asked someone.

“Well, the head-hole’s not as safe!” Bastion brought up. “Wait, who asked that?” He turned around, but the only thing behind him was a duck. “…Oh well.”

“Oh hi guys,” Lenalee Lee greeted, walking in from nowhere, dressed as a doctor of some sort.

“Hey Lenalee, you’re a nurse!” Allen realized.

“No, I’m a doctor.”

“… Oh boy. It’s Lenalee Lee from Big House,” Chazz sighed. “Is this REALLY a coincidence?”

“Um, no?” Allen hoped.

“Since I’m a DOCTOR, it’s my responsibility to tell you kids that it’s not safe to put keys into people’s mouths…” Piggybank stared at her blankly. “…Well bye!” Lenalee said, walking away.

“Can I go with you guys?” Piggybank asked.

“No.”

“Well, what a great day of coincidences, yo!” Jaden cheered! “I bet we’re gonna meet Bookman next!”

“Nobody likes Bookman,” Omega-Xis explained, but nobody listened.

 

Soon enough, they were inside of Banner’s room as he put his key into a safe. “And THAT is what all of you kids should have done before,” he stated. “Boy, everyone beside me is an idiot!”

“Hi guys,” Krory said.

“Aw man,” Jaden sobbed.

“WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IN OUR SCHOOL?!” Chazz screamed!

“WAAAGH!!” Krory shrieked, running behind a tree outside, peeking out ever-so delicately.

“… He’s shy,” Allen informed. “Anyways, I’m sure proud of all you kids for your excellent hiding-things skills! Now you can all sleep soundly, knowing that you’re safe from evil taking your keys and using them to destroy all you hold dear!”

“…Yep!” Jaden agreed.

Y’know, I don’t like how obviously evil this guy sounds, OR the fact that all five of the most popular Big House characters suddenly appeared at our school… Chazz decided. He turned to Janitorboy Ikkaku, who was walking by at the moment. “Hey, Janitorboy Ikkaku, don’t you smell something fishy about all this?” Chazz asked.

“No way, I love Big House,” Ikkaku said, walking away.

 

“Bye, kids!”Allen said, leaving the room. As soon as the door had closed, Chazz took the opportunity to express his views on the situation.

“EVERYBODY, CAN’T YOU SEE?! ALLEN AND HIS CO-STARS FROM BIG HOUSE ARE GOING TO STEAL OUR SPIRIT KEYS BECAUSE THEY’RE EVIL!”

“Pshaw,” Jaden chuckled, “that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen OR heard all day, yo!”

“No it isn’t!”

“Well, I agree with Chazz,” Omega-Xis said. “It just can’t be a coincidence.”

“Yes it can be!” Bastion disagreed adamantly.

“And because I am merely a hand, I can’t help ‘ya,” Omega-Xis stated.

“Come on, Banner!” Chazz whimpered! “Get them to listen to me!”

“I don’t care about you, you aren’t in my dorm,” Banner expressed.

“I HAVE BEEN FOR SIXTEEN FREAKING EPISODES NOW.”

“Not until you put on a RED coat.”

“Never! Come ON you guys! Why would we hire a detective to help us hide our keys in plain sight when they were all safer around our necks?!” Chazz exasperatedly shouted. “When did you all get so stupid?!”

“When the script called for it,” Banner informed, holding up his own copy of today’s script.

“So you accept the fact that you’re acting like idiots because the script says so?” Chazz reasoned.

“Of course,” Jaden agreed, “it even says that you were supposed to say that.” Jaden pointed to their current lines of dialogue. “You’re about to say ‘Who cares?!’”

“WHO CARES?!” Chazz loudly exclaimed!

“Louder than I expected, but okay.”

 

At that point, Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson entered the room. “Hey, it’s those guys,” Omega-Xis noticed.

“What’re YOU two doing here?” Chazz asked. “You’re not SUPPOSED to be in this episode.”

“Well, y’see, huh, Chazz, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson trailed off.

“B-b-but Chazz,” Billy Hills whined, “I reckon some feller jus’ broke in an’ took the Spirit Keys when we weren’t looking!”

“… You two… were holding onto those two pieces of key the whole time, and yet some guy ran in and took they pieces of key you broke off?”

“THREE, since Ojama Yellow got one too, huh, Chazz.”

“… My gosh, why did I entrust the Earth Key to you three?” Chazz asked grimly.

“Actually two, I had no say in it,” Ojama Yellow promised, making his daily appearance.

 

“Hey guys,” Piggybank said, entering Banner’s room, “somebody ran up to me, stuck their hand in my mouth and took that key!”

“How did you know where we were?” Bastion asked. “Who were they?”

“AND HOW DID THEY GET THEIR HAND IN YOUR MOUTH?!” Omega-Xis screeched, flabbergasted.

“I don’t know, everyone!” Piggybank cried! “And I couldn’t tell who they were, because their hand tasted so horrible! Like they stuck it into a dying animal! UGH! I couldn’t remember them even if I tried!”

“You’re a lot less useful than I thought you were,” Banner said.

“Huh?”

“Aw, don’t worry ‘bout it, huh, Piggybank, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson consoled, hugging Piggybank, “we ALL make mistakes.”

“Yes, yes you do!” Piggybank agreed, pushing him away with her foot.

“Well then, I sure hope that MY key isn’t stolen!” Banner chuckled, shrugging playfully. KA-RASH!! The safe in Banner’s room was pulled through the wall. A truck could be seen driving away, dragging the safe along by chain. “Aw, dammit.”

“BASTION, SHOOT THE TRUCK!” Chazz ordered!

“How?” Bastion asked.

“USE OMEGA-XIS!!”

“But I’m still learning how!” Bastion reckoned. “What if I miss? I’m a novice at shooting things!”

“Missin’ and killin’ someone’s better’n not shootin’ at all, I reckon!” Billy Hills expressed.

“No it’s not,” Omega-Xis corrected.

“YOU’RE LETTING THE KEY GET AWAY! UGH!”

“But at least nobody got hurt!” Bastion noted.

“That’s my SafetyBastion!” Piggybank cooed, rubbing against Bastion’s cheek.

“I feel uncomfortable.”

 

“That means there’s only two keys left,” Chazz solemnly groaned.

“… No, there’s one,” Jaden said.

“… What? Why don’t you just check your room?”

“Nah, I know I got jacked. It goes in the context of the episode.”

“Then there’s only one key left, and that’s because I have one part of my Earth Key,” Chazz said, pulling out his key piece.

“What about Crowler’s?” Bastion recalled.

“No, she’s not in this episode,” Chazz said.

“What about the one in Shepherd’s office?” Banner recalled.

“We don’t care about it yet.”

 

“Oh boy, I’m SOOO surprised,” Chazz sighed loudly.

“Wait is that Big House!?” Ojama Yellow asked.

“We’re here to solve the crime,” Kanda said.

“And rhyme some rhymes,” Lavi rhymed.

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” laughed the main characters.

“This is just like a REAL episode!” Bastion giggled.

“I don’t like the show, though,” Piggybank complained. “Why am I laughing?”

“I don’t get it either, but roll wit’ it,” Jaden suggested.

“Anyways, we’ve rounded up a couple ‘a suspects,” Allen said, “and it’s about time for the investigation to begin.”

“Everybody, these guys did it, pure and simple,” Chazz said harshly.

“Aw, come on Chazz, we don’t know THAT!” Jaden disagreed.

“Yeah, even I have to disagree wit’cha there, boss!” Ojama Yellow said.

“It’s not like you’re telling everybody about your ideas in the form of a great detective anime,” Omega-Xis suggested. Chazz didn’t react. Banner nudged him with his shoulder.

“OOOOH,” Chazz realized. He pulled out his Sherlock Holmes-style classic hat.

“Where’d you get that out from?” Lenalee asked.

“Well, what’s the reason why ANYBODY would have such large hair?” Chazz asked back.

“NOBODY puts stuff in their hair like that,” said some other Jaden.

“Aw, shut up, Yuki! You’re infuriating me again!” And then, Chazz’s innate desire to be right all the time flared up again. He took Detective Conan (Case Closed) volume one out from his tremendous ‘do and activated Detective Mode™.

 

Chazz loudly announced. “I CAN TELL YOU ALL THAT THE DETECTIVE YOU’VE HIRED IS INCREDIBLY USELESS AND WHO REALLY COMITTED THE CRIME!!”

“It wasn’t me!” Piggybank assured.

“I wasn’t going to SAY it was you!”

“It wasn’t me, either, Chazz, I reckon!” Billy Hills said as well.

“Gosh, stop proclaiming your innocence already! We’ll get to that part later!” Chazz growled.

“Feh, amateurs,” Allen muttered to himself.

“So, to begin… we lost the keys not long ago, correct?” Chazz began. “It was right after Mr. Allen Walker came to our humble island home. He told us to hide all of our keys and even SAW us do it. In addition, all of is co-stars from the hit show, ‘Big House’ have suddenly arrived on the island this same day. So, what could this imply? The fact that we know nothing about them makes this even more obvious!”

“Gulp!” gulped Krory.

“All of the keys began to disappear after we had finished hiding them all, yes? And it began to happen while Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson both entered this room, followed by Piggybank and the truck that ripped Banner’s safe from his wall,” Chazz continued.

“So we’re safe, huh, Chazz?” Deep-Voice Dobbson hoped.

“Yes, I guess so, since you have an alibi. But even with that, I’ve noticed how Omega-Xis, Bastion’s robot hand, was ignored mostly throughout the entire adventure.”

“Wh-what?!” Omega-Xis gasped. “What’re you talkin’ about?”

“Yes, he was on my wrist the whole time!” Bastion supported.

“How do you know?” Chazz asked, pointing an accusing finger at Bastion’s face. “Maybe while you ALL were looking in an alternate direction, he slipped off of your wrist and placed a fake on, until he came back here when he was done driving that truck, at which point he came back and re-attached himself to you, and we were none the wiser!”

“… You’re not all that bright, I’ve realized,” noted Kanda.

“I DIDN’T DO IT, KID!!” Omega-Xis proclaimed! “How could I, when I have no limbs?!”

“You could have eaten it!!”

“But… he DOES have a point,” Bastion thought, thinking quite hard about the situation.

“I’ll kill Omega-Xis if you want!” Piggybank suggested.

“NO!!”

 

“No, Piggybank,” Chazz instructed, “YOU’RE still a possible suspect in this case.”

“WHAAAAT?! BUT YOU PROMISED ME—”

“I PROMISED NOTHING, GIRL!!” Chazz screamed! “NOW, I AM TRYING TO BRING LAW TO THIS LAWLESS PLACE, SO IF YOU ACT UP, I COULD SENTENCE YOU THIS VERY SECOND! We don’t know that you didn’t beat up Billy or Dobbson before you got here, then rig up that truck to drive away right after you arrived!”

“No way!” Piggybank declared! “It’s impossible, impossible!”

“Unless Bastion, preparing for this day, used some of his ‘Science of Dueling’ to hypnotize you in your sleep last night, after hiring the detective!”

“But that Mr. Banner hired me two days ago,” Allen said.

“Which means that BANNER was the one who made him do it!” Chazz decided.

“W-w-wait, let’s not get too hasty here,” Banner worried. “Don’t try to label ME as evil, okay?”

“Tell it to the judge!” Chazz spat. “You knew all about the script beforehand, as you tried to tell us, so that tells me that you’d orchestrated the whole thing earlier!”

Th-that’s actually some damning proof, Banner thought. What kind of unholy terror have I unleashed upon the earth?

“Now hold on, Jaden.”

 

“Me, dawg?” Jaden gulped.

“Yes, you! You were the one that said they KNEW their key was missing!” Chazz reminded. “Could YOU have organized everything? You certainly knew what was happening.”

“B-b-but I’m too stupid, and have no attention span to ‘da max, y’all! I can’t pay ‘tention long enough to think up of ANY sort of plan! You know that, yo!” Jaden pleaded! “Please don’t send me t’jail!”

“We might not have to, because my friends BILLY HILLS AND DEEP-VOICE DOBBSON ARE THE PRIME SUBJECTS!!”

 

“Chazz, huh, n-n-n-now you’re bein’ strange,” Deep-Voice Dobbson stammered.

“No, I’m not! I have no idea what you guys are up to when you’re not around! And that means I have NO clue what that Ojama Yellow’s teaching you while you’re all alone…”

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!” Ojama Yellow screeched, flying out from wherever he was that time. “I AIN’T THE GUY YOU’S IZ LOOKIN’ FOR, BOSS!” The pitiful figure clamped onto Chazz’s leg and hugged as pathetically as possible. “I’M NOT TEACHIN’ THOSE KIDS ANYTHIN’ BAD! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!! WAAAAAAAAH!!”

 

“Ojama Yellow, you don’t have to worry about that… because MANN MCOLDSMOBILE AND HIS ROBOT FRIENDS…”

“NOOOOOOO!!” screamed Mann McOldsmobile, accompanied by Cuts Man and Gut Man, as they leaped into the room via the hole in the wall left by the safe robbery.

“CUTSCUTSCUTS!! HUUUUUUUUUUUH?!” Cuts Man loudly ‘huh’-ed.

“CONVICTED OF A CRIME WE HAD NO IDEA OF?!” Gut Man shrieked!

“Yes, of course! You three guys fell off the face of the planet at the start of this episode, so you could’ve been doing ANYTHING!!” Chazz accentuated the point by throwing his nice hat at the trio. “And in addition, those two robots came to our school just TWO episodes after the current arc began! They could be spies, for all we know!” Gut Man gulped loudly.

“Gulp,” he gulped. “I-I-I swear, we-we-we didn’t do-do-do-do…”

“Aw man, I can’t go to jail, I’m a robot!” Cuts Man sniveled.

“WE CAN’T GO TO JAIL!!” Mann McOldsmobile wailed! “WHAT IF WE DROP THE SOAP?! THEY TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!”

“D-don’t worry, Mann, he can’t convict you, right?” Jaden hoped. “As long as he doesn’t convict me, then we’re fine—I mean you, of course, yo…”

“I may not have to,” Chazz stated.

 

He set the book back into his hairstyle. Everybody in the room was on-edge, thanks to being accused of the crimes committed. No matter who got the blame, they were ready to smack them around a bit for getting them so scared about everything. They had completely forgotten that Chazz has absolutely no power in a court of law. “So, this all brings us back to the problem,” Chazz remembered, “that our Spirit keys were forcibly stolen.”

“I DIDN’T DO IT!!” Ojama Yellow blubbered.

“Though I’ve said almost everything I have to, I have just a few other points of validity to bring up.” Chazz got into the Big House-fivesome’s face. “These five television personalities blew into town suddenly without warning, and we have no idea why they’re here. Sure, they could merely be performing their civil duties. Allen, a detective, Ms. Lee, a nurse, Kanda the janitor, Lavi the student, and… Krory.”

“Meep!” Krory uttered.

“But their one fatal flaw is that Lavi has never been in a class here, nor met any of the student body. Lenalee isn’t a trained doctor. Kanda can’t clean for crap. Krory… and don’t get me started on Allen!” Chazz proclaimed.

What was he getting at?! Krory wondered, fearfully.

 

“This all means that these five people are all Shadow Riders, sent as one cohesive unit in order to take all of the Spirit Keys from us under the guise of friendly neighborhood celebrities, and they’ve pulled the wool over ALL of your eyes!!” Chazz finally announced!

“He’s right,” Piggybank realized.

“That DOES make sense,” Gut Man realized.

“It sure was obvious when you look at it now,” Banner realized.

“LET’S GET THAT KRORY GUY!!” Ojama Yellow rallied!

“EEEEK, NOOO!! GET KANDA INSTEAD!!”

 

He pulled out a golden eyepatch… with the standard Eye of Wdjat on it. “Yes, I’m a Shadow Rider, and these four are my subordinates. But I don’t think that’ll stop us from taking the last key from you, kid.”

“I got’m,” Kanda grunted, pulling out a black sword from behind his back. He held it right in front of Chazz’s neck, not more than two centimeters away.

“What?! Since when did this go to a horrible courtroom drama to a hostage situation?!” Chazz gulped.

“HE’S GOT CHAZZ, I RECKON!!” Billy Hills cried! “GET’M, I RECKON!!” All of the people in the room got into their action poses! Bastion himself held up Omega-Xis in a firing position.

“Now, Omega-Xis! It won’t matter WHO we hit, as long as we hit somebody!” Bastion told him.

“As long as it’s not Chazz?” Omega-Xis checked.

“Eh, sure.” And so Omega-Xis’s flame-like mane began to surge in intensity and his eyes went blank, absorbing energy from the air.

“THEN LET’S GO BUCK WILD!!” he screamed, shooting a large energy bullet from his maw!

“BOO,” someone said.

 

PE-TEW!! The bullet had hit Lenalee in the leg… which was covered in a cool, knee-height black boot! Somehow there were two half-orbs floating next to her legs (which BOTH had the boots, before you ask a dumb question), which may have had something to do with how she’d deflected a bullet with stylish shoes. “What the?!” Bastion gasped! “What is UP with that horrible catch-phrase?!”

“Yeah, only HE gets the ‘BOO’!” Mann McOldsmobile brought up, pointing to Jaden, who was currently cracking up with laughter.

“Shut up, it’s how I am!” Omega-Xis complained.

“STOP IGNORING THE FACT THAT I BLOCKED A BULLET LIKE THAT!!” Lenalee yelled, somehow manipulating the air with her legs, culminating in a kick that blew everybody else in the room against the walls, as if by a hurricane! “Damn, why doesn’t anybody care about my Innocence? Oh, sorry guys.”

“It’s okay, you have great Innocence,” Lavi complimented.

“Oh, thanks.”

“But my hammer’s better!” Lavi figured, pulling out a small black hammer, to the delight of the studio audience.

“Ha ha ha,” everyone laughed.

“How does he keep doing that?” Banner wondered.

 

“Either way,” Kanda grumbled, grabbing Chazz and holding his magical black sword against his Adam’s apple, “if you try anything, she’ll kill you, and I’ll cut your friend’s neck. Conversely, this will STILL happen as long as Chazz refuses to give us the last part of his Spirit Key. Well, we’ll spare the robots, anyway.”

“Yeah!” Cuts Man and Gut Man cheered.

“Me too?” Mann McOldsmobile asked.

“Hell no!” Kanda answered.

“Oh yeah, I still got a piece,” Chazz remembered suddenly, thinking to the piece of Spirit Key left in his pocket.

“So what’s it gonna be, kiddo?” Allen asked with a bright smile. “The easy way, or the hard way?”

“Ngh,” Chazz grunted. “It’d be easier to think if I wasn’t being held so tightly.”

“That’s the least of your worries,” Allen ‘tsk’-ed. “We Exorcists can be quite a threat. Don’t take us lightly, or we WILL kill you right now…”

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 42: Big House

Part Two

 

Chazz was beginning to worry about his current predicament, being threatened by ‘Exorcists’ with their ‘Innocence’ weapons and all. Kanda’s death-grip wasn’t getting any softer and the good guys were out of options. “C’mon, Chazz, huh, don’t give it to’m!” Deep-Voice Dobbson cried!

“Hey, I wanna live!” Piggybank disagreed. “You shut up! Give him the key! There’s still two more left!”

“Isn’t it ‘gainst the law to steal from people, hold them at sword-point, and kick them to a wall with a hurricane, I reckon?!” Billy Hills cried!

“You DO realize that law enforcement can’t help us here,” Omega-Xis gulped.

Wait, law… LAW!! THAT’S IT!

 

“What’s wrong? You wanna die?” Kanda asked.

“Nah, I just remembered somethin’, that’s all. Isn’t there an ancient law that dictates that Spirit Keys may only be taken through dueling?”

“…” said Allen.

“…” said Lenalee.

“…” said Lavi.

“…” said Krory.

“… Okay, then I’ll just kill you,” said Kanda.

“NODON’TKANDA!!” screamed Allen! “You don’t want to anger the ancient card game spirits.”

“So what if I do?!” Kanda challenged. “We don’t care about these ancient laws! We were chosen by the Innocence, we’re above that!”

“Kanda, Allen’s superstitious,” Lenalee stated. “We’d better do what he says, being the leader and main character and all.”

“Like I care…” SWASHBUCKLE!! “AAAAH, WHAT THE HELL?!” Kanda screamed, getting sliced in the shoulder by a giant white claw. Allen’s left arm was now a really big, awesome, clawed-arm.

“Kanda, I’ve got to duel him,” Allen said sternly, with a dreadful look on his face.

“Uh-oh,” Banner sighed, “he looks serious now.”

“Can we still leave?” Gut Man asked.

“No.”

“CUTSCUTSCUTS!!! AW MAN!!”

 

“Now look, Chazz, I’m gonna give you a fair chance here,” Allen told. “I’ll walk everybody outside to the piers to duel you. If you win, then we give you back all the keys. If you LOSE, then we’ll kill you all. Fair?”

“Can I haggle for some spare change in the deal?” Jaden asked.

“No.”

“Damn.”

“At least you tried,” Mann McOldsmobile appreciated.

“Okay, Lavi, do your thing,” Allen instructed.

“Righty-o!” Lavi complied, saluting.

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” everybody laughed, albeit against their will. Lavi pulled his small black hammer out from his pocket and spun it around his hand by the handle. “Big hammer little hammer… grow…” The hammer began to somehow grow larger and longer. “Grow…”

“What’s up with the hammer?” Bastion asked.

“GROW!!” Now a good sixteen feet wide, Lavi swung his giant hammer around, knocking all of the main characters out of Banner’s room, along with destroying three walls.

“IDIOOOOOOOOT!!”

“Screw you, Kanda!” Lavi yelled. Suddenly the building collapsed on top of him.

 

Meanwhile, everybody else was flying, flying, flying, until they crashed onto the hard pavement of the harsh docks of fate. “That… was dumb,” Piggybank complained.

“AW MAN, YOU BROKE CUTS MAN!!” Mann McOldsmobile screamed, holding up Cuts Man’s severed robot head, as several cables on his neck wiggled violently.

“CUTSCUTSCUTSCUTSCUTS…”

“I don’t care about Cuts Man!” Kanda yelled.

“I do, and I’m sorry,” Allen apologized.

“What kind of villains ARE you people, then?!” Jaden asked, with passion.

“IT’S ‘CAUSE WE’RE EXORCISTS!!” the Big House gang announced, doing a cool pose of some sort. “THE POWER IS OUR!!”

“No it’s not!” Banner retorted angrily.

“Oh hey, Lavi’s back,” Lenalee said.

“Yep,” Lavi agreed.

 

“Well then, what will you do now?” Chazz asked, rubbing his aching head.

“We duel, of course,” Allen said, smiling whilst pulling out a PURE BLACK DUEL DISK!!!!!?!

“Such a diabolical Duel Disk for an Accommodator of the Innocence,” Chazz joked.

“You know about the Accommodators??!” Allen asked.

“Yes… for I got into reading D.Gray-Man a while back!” Chazz proudly announced to the world.

“Woah, Detective Conan, D-Gray-Man… what’s next, I reckon?” Billy Hills wondered.

“I don’t care what’s next as long as I win,” Allen said, smiling. “Now can we get this over with so we can get the other two keys?”

“Why don’t your subordinates just go get the other keys while you duel, eh?” Piggybank asked, finding logic.

“Because shut your mouth.”

“Chazz, can I kill him?”

“No, because I’m going to kill him first!” Chazz promised.

 

“DUEL!!” the Dueling Duelists cried. (Chazz: 4000 Life Points, Allen: 4000 Life Points) Huge waves crashed upon the shipping docks, as if they were trying to improve the atmosphere.

“DANG THE WAVES GOT ME SO PUMPED!!” Mann McOldsmobile yelled, gripping his head!

“Go Chazz huh I reckon huh yooooo!!” supported Billy Hills, Deep-Voice Dobbson and Jaden.

“You too, Jaden?” Bastion inspected.

“Well duh, I like Chazz in this version!” Jaden said.

“YEEEAH ALLEN!!” Cuts Man shouted, eyes bulging!

“Why him?” Omega-Xis inspected.

“They were nice to US,” Gut Man said.

 

“I’ll start this duel nice and easy,” Allen decided. “I’ll lay a card face-down and summon Golem Sentry in Defense Mode.” A cool living passageway with a loincloth and an axe appeared. (Golem Sentry: 1800 Defense Points)

“I believe he has a special ability when he’s face-down,” Omega-Xis recalled. (Source: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Golem_Sentry)

“It does?”

“Yes, read the card.”

“I don’t believe you,” Allen said.

“JUST READ THE CARD.”

“Shame on you!” Bastion accused, slapping Omega-Xis. “Trying to help the enemy like that...”

“Yeah, tryin’ to help the enemy!” Piggybank re-stated.

“Yeah, tryin’ to help the enemy, phooey!” Fluffy Fred repeated, standing with Baseball Bob.

“Hey Bastion,” Baseball Bob called. “We got lonely so we tried to stalk you.”

“Aw, go home, you guys! We don’t need you this episode!!” Bastion growled.

“Aw, man…” The two guys slowly walked home, dejectedly. Piggybank hugged Bastion out of nowhere.

“I meant you, too, Piggybank.”

“I know.”

“STOP CHANGING THE FOCUS!!” Kanda roared, returning attention to the Duel. “Also, Allen, read the damn card already.”

“Make me! I end my turn!” Allen decided stupidly.

 

“Well then,” Chazz smirked, drawing a card, “I’ll play Fiend’s Sanctuary!” A cool evil gargoyle statue appeared with some neat blue flames. “This card lets me summon a Fiend Token to the field, but who cares? I sacrifice it in order to summon Armed Dragon Level Five!” The gargoyle exploded into cool yellow sparkles as the famous red-ish dragon appeared onto the field!

“RAWR!!” it roared. (Armed Dragon Level Five: 2400 Attack Points)

“Now, showing off how extreme you’ve become after the twenty-fifth episode, use Spike Spinner!” Chazz commanded! The dragon’s arms spun around like some sort of stupid toy as it walked to the Golem Sentry, bonking it on the head a few times, destroying it in a huge cloud of smoke.

“Oh no, the monster! I should have played it face-down!” Allen cried!

“We told you,” Lenalee said.

“And that’s not huh, all, huh, guys…” Deep-Voice Dobbson anticipated…

“My Armed Dragon gets a level-up when it kills a monster by battle!” Chazz shouted! “So I’ll place two cards face-down…” Chazz set his cards. “And now, rise, Armed Dragon Level Seven!!” The grand mega death metal dragon of doom grew from the previous dragon! (Armed Dragon Level Seven: 2800 Attack Points)

“GRAAAAAAAAWWWWWR!!” it screeched!

“Uh-oh, THAT one’s a whopper!” Lavi exclaimed.

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” everybody laughed.

“Actually that one was pretty funny,” Banner thought.

“Anyways, beat that, Mister Crown Clown!” Chazz challenged.

“CROWN CLOWN!?!?” Jaden flipped through his D. Gray Man vol. 5. “B-but I’m not even there yet, yo!”

“Ha ha ha ha,” everyone laughed.

“Hey!” Lavi complained. “He stole my act! But I’m glad you’re buying our merchandise.”

“Ha ha ha.”

“THERE we go!”

 

“I don’t care HOW many Anti-Akuma weapons you name, I’ll still beat you, and I’ll show you how in a minute!” Allen said. “I play the card Pot of Greed!” The famous ugly pot card was BACK! And placed into the Graveyard, but still! “I can draw two cards, of course. Aaaand…” He was quite pleased by one of the new cards. “Why, this was just the one I needed! I play Exorcist Allen Walker!” He played a card… WITH A PICTURE OF HIMSELF IN THE BIG HOUSE EXORCIST SUIT! Allen pulled off his detective clothing, revealing his cool clothes on underneath, bringing back all the great Big House memories. (Allen Walker: 1400 Attack Points)

“Oh my gosh, this explains TOO much…” Chazz realized, taken aback by the discovery!

“Yes, we of Big House are Duel Spirits!” Allen revealed! “See, we all know that Pegasus started making cards based off of copyrighted properties. But you MAY not have known that the Duel Spirits that come with them ARE, in fact, the original characters! So we were hired to be Shadow Riders. We also got this cool eyepatch, which lets us turn solid in the real world. And we got a job on a sitcom.”

“WORST ORIGIN STORY EVER, YO,” Jaden sneakily remarked.

“And you only have 1400 Attack Points,” Piggybank brought up. “You suck. Can you really suck that much as a main character?”

“I don’t give a crap, for I use Mustering of the Big House Cast!” Allen’s new Spell card featured what looked like an advert for Big House.

“So wait, did Big House come before, or AFTER your cards were made?” asked Gut Man.

“Does it matter? I’m now able to Special Summon every Exorcist monster in my hand, so you can obviously see what’s coming,” Allen warned. “So come, Exorcist Kanda the Jerk!” Everybody on Allen’s team ripped off their clothing, and were suddenly dressed in their cool uniforms! Kanda appeared on the field first!

“Don’t call me a jerk,” Kanda grimaced. (Kanda: 1800 Attack Points)

“Exorcist Lenalee the Lee!”

“Yeah, I still think the name’s horrible,” Lenalee sighed. (Lenalee: 1000 Attack Points)

“Exorcist Krory the Vampire!”

“I’m still not a real vampire,” Krory sobbed. (Krory: 1200 Attack Points)

“Exorcist Lavi the Bookman!”

“Yes indeed-y, it’s me!” Lavi said. (Lavi: 1000 Attack Points)

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” the crowd laughed.

“Oh, that Lavi!” Banner chuckled, wiping away a tear. “I still don’t like him, though.

“AND TOGETHER, WE ARE BIG HOUSE!!” the actors proclaimed!

“So? You all still suck! Except for Kanda, but he’s a jerk!” Chazz acknowledged.

“YOU SHUT UP!!”

 

“Easy, Kanda,” Allen eased. “Now I’ll play the Trap card, Big House Combination!” A Trap flipped up behind Lavi, showing a group shot of the gang in battle positions. “This turn, we can all attack directly, dealing 400 damage for every attack.”

“That’s… still pretty useless,” Chazz thought.

“WATCH OUT, CHAZZ, I RECKON THIS IS A SHADOW GAME!!” Billy Hills shrieked!

“Oh yeah I forgot those,” Jaden said.

“Shadow Game?” Allen wondered. “Why would we need a Shadow Game? WE don’t wanna get attacked! YOU’RE the only one who’s gonna get hurt. We’re REAL, remember?”

“…” Chazz thought about it for a second. “I… still don’t get it.”

“INNOCENCE INVOCATION!!” the enemies called! Lenalee’s boots went awesome and windy again. Lavi’s hammer grew huge. Half of Kanda’s black sword turned silver. Allen’s arm grew again. Krory pulled out a small tube of DEMON BLOOD!! But first, Lenalee began channeling wind around her left leg, which was lifted slightly.

With a big kick, she yelled “RING DANCE – MISTY WIND!!” A massive hurricane blew out from her foot, pretty much consuming and throwing Chazz into the air.

“WAAAH, WHAT’S GOING ON?!” Chazz screamed! (Chazz: 3600 Life Points)

“Innocence, change form,” Allen willed, as his giant claw became a giant white gun-arm! “FIRE!!” He shot cool laser rods at Chazz!

“WOAH WOAH WOAH!!” Chazz ducked and twisted around the attack! (Chazz: 3200 Life Points)

“Gulp gulp gulp!” Krory drank, consuming the blood he’d brought with him. His swoopy hair lifted itself out of his own face as his expression became truly badass. “DIE!!” he roared, leaping at Chazz and grabbing him by the throat!

“GULP,” Chazz choked. Krory then threw him to the ground forcefully. “AH, OOOOW!!! WHY’D YOU DO THAT?!” Chazz screamed with rage! (Chazz: 2800 Life Points)

“Wait, now hold up!” Bastion said, stepping into the fray.

“You can’t beat up on Chazz, I reckon!” Billy Hills growled!

“IF YOU MAKE BASTION MAD BY KILLING OTHERS, I’LL KILL YOU!!” Piggybank raged, getting her demon face on!

“Well, I guess I’d better do something,” Lavi supposed. Some cool random circles began floating around him, showing off different signs. He pressed his weapon into one, giving it a new picture on the hammer! “FIRE SEAL!!” he shouted, swinging his now-flaming hammer into the rabble-rousers! That means ‘guys who were about to cause mass chaos,’ for you whipper-snappers out there. Bastion, Omega-Xis, Piggybank and Billy Hills were knocked far, far away. They splashed into the ocean a few miles off. (Chazz: 2400 Life Points)

“OH NO, HUH GUYS HUH!!” Deep-Voice Dobbson shouted!

“SHUT UP!!” Kanda commanded, bonking Deep-Voice Dobbson with the blunt edge of his sword.

“Huh, ow, huh.” (Chazz: 2000 Life Points)

“Oh no, not HIM!!” Mann McOldsmobile cried! “NOBODY HITS THE GUY WITH THE DEEP VOICE!! COME ON, MEN!!” Mann McOldsmobile punched Kanda in the face, knocking him to the ground.

“You bastard,” Kanda murmured. He flipped up off the ground onto Mann McOldsmobile and grabbed his collar!

“HUH?!” Mann McOldsmobile looked back at his robot friends. “G-GUYS?!?!” They shrugged, confused. Kanda proceeded to punch him in the face repeatedly. SMACK! “OW!” (Chazz: 1600 Life Points) SMACK! “OW!” (Chazz: 1200 Life Points) SMACK! “OW!” (Chazz: 800 Life Points)

“STOP HITTING HIM , YOU CHEATING PUNK!!” Chazz shouted, scared for his Life Points!

“Kanda, stop cheating~” Allen sang, commandingly.

“Feh. I don’t give a…”

“BOOSH!!” Mann McOldsmobile gave Kanda a two-fisted double-punch to the face!!

“AGH!! BASTARD!!” Kanda shouted, his nose now bloody! (Allen: 3600 Life Points)

 

“WAIT!!” Omega-Xis screamed, pulling everybody back onto dry pavement with Bastion’s body! “WHAT THE FRAG IS UP WITH THOSE LIFE POINTS?!”

“Oh, well we got a little excited,” Mann McOldsmobile snickered, pulling Kanda off of him. “If Cuts Man and Gut Man helped me, Chazz would have won by now.”

“No, I’d have killed you.”

“But not us, right?” Cuts Man asked.

“Nope!” Allen answered for him.

“Oh, good.”

“Now hold on a minute, everybody!” Bastion said, taking authority of the situation, dripping wet with ocean water. “Now, Mann, pick up Kanda.” Mann McOldsmobile picked up Kanda. “Now, Kanda…”

“Let go of me!” Kanda pushed himself out of Mann McOldsmobile’s grasp, falling to the ground. “Ow.” (Allen: 3200 Life Points)

“No!” Bastion complained!

“This is stupid,” Billy Hills complained, gaining a headache in the process.

“Okay, okay everyone,” Piggybank said, “Get in your places again.” Kanda stood in his card space, and the other miscellaneous persons went back with the rest of the audience. “Now, Chazz, have 2000 Life Points, Allen, have 4000 Life Points.” Allen and Chazz fiddled around with their Duel Disks a bit.

“We don’t know how.”

“Try smacking them a few times,” Banner suggested. The duo punched their Duel Disks a couple of times. (Chazz: 2000 Life Points, Allen: 4000 Life Points)

“There ya’ go, guys! You’re back in ‘da game!” Jaden cheered!

 

“Back to the original point,” Chazz asked, rubbing his neck and glaring at Krory.

“MEEP!” Krory cowered, apparently normal again.

“… Like I was saying, what’s the use of you all attacking if you all have 400 Attack Points from your card?”

“Oh, simple really,” Lenalee said, “our effects all activate when we do damage.”

“So, first I’ll be returning your monster back to the top of the deck,” Kanda started off. He lifted up the hologram of Armed Dragon Level Seven (did you forget about it?) and threw it away.

“Oh wow,” Jaden gasped, “That thing must’a weighed… oh, yeah. Forgot.”

“Next, I’m returning one card on your side of the field to your hand,” Lavi said, pointing to Chazz’s two face-down cards.

“Woah! Even I forgot about THOSE cards!” Chazz noticed.

“Twenty-three…” Lavi stuck his fingers underneath one card’s hologram. “SKIDOOSH!!” He flipped it as hard as possible, sending it flying away!

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” everybody laughed, somewhat amused at the ‘joke’.

“Aw, come on, it wasn’t THAT funny,” Chazz stated, when he felt something holding his Duel Disk. It was Krory, stealthily taking the top two cards of his deck!

“U-um, when I attack, I dis-discard the top two cards of you-your deck…” Krory shoved the two cards into Chazz’s Graveyard and ran away as fast as he could. He lost all of his remaining stealth.

“Next, I destroy one card in your hand!” Allen added, using his gun-arm to fire one rod at the center card of Chazz’s hand.

“GYAAAAAAH!!”

“Come on, you guys! You just hit Ojama Yellow!” Chazz informed!

“IT HUUUUURTS!!” Ojama Yellow cried, somehow making his card wiggle. Not wanting to listen to him scream and stuff, Chazz hurriedly threw the card into the Graveyard.

“Aw man, huh, not Ojama Yellow, huh, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson complained, rubbing the back of his head.

“Lastly,” Lenalee said with a smile, “I can add one ‘Big House’ card from our Graveyard back into our hand!” Lenalee took a card out from Allen’s Duel Disk and gave it to him.

“Thanks,” he thanked, turning his arm back to normal in order to grab it, “I think I’ll set it right now.” And so, as everybody else de-activated their Innocence weapons, a card hologram appeared on the field for the second time. “Take your last turn, Chazz, and make it quick!”

“Don’t worry Chazz, you can take’m! Yeah!” Jaden shouted!

“Or maybe not,” Banner said.

“But probably, I reckon!” Billy Hills thought.

“But maybe not, since I’ve got to be realistic here,” Banner said, shaking away the thought.

“BUUUUT, huh, Banner, huh, he could—”

“STOP IT ALREADY!!” Crap! That’s gotta be Big House Combination! Chazz knew. “Your voices are irritating me! I need to focus!” I’ve gotta end this game NOW, I need a miracle. Chazz drew his next card…

 

It was so horrible that Chazz pulled a really, really weird face, as if he’d smelled something horrible. Did… did I really just draw… “Uh… Mann? I need to ask you something…”

“Don’t worry, I just put the card in while you weren’t looking!” Mann McOldsmobile nonchalantly explained. “I just wanted to get some revenge against Kanda. He’s my least favorite character.”

“And most favorite!” Banner added, wanting to keep the tagline alive.

“What’s the card, Chazz?” Bastion asked curiously. “You’re not giving us any clues.”

“I… play Mann McOldsmobile.”

“AW, SWEET!!” Mann McOldsmobile cheered!

“Go, Mann! You can do it!” Cuts Man cheered!

“Yeah, uh, yeah!” Gut Man supported. Mann McOldsmobile took one big leap and landed onto Chazz’s side of the field. (Mann McOldsmobile: 2000 Attack Points)

 

“Now according to the effect,” Chazz said, reading the card, “uh, it says I can Special Summon one Cuts Man and one Gut Man from my… when did I get THOSE cards?!”

“Just summon them already!” Mann McOldsmobile goaded.

“Okay, sheesh!” Chazz picked up his deck and looked through it, scanning through until he found… a Cuts Man and a Gut Man card. Why do they look so official?! Chazz wondered. “Okay, I summon them.”

“OH YEAH!!”

“CUTS…CUTS…..CUTS!!” The robot twins jumped onto the field! Cuts Man even pulled out his knife-on-a-stick from his original entrance! (Guts Man: 3000 Attack Points, Cuts Man: 3000 Attack Points)

 

“OH MY GOSH, HOW DO THEY HAVE SO MANY ATTACK POINTS?!” Allen screamed, as the onlookers had looks of complete terror!

“Oh, well if one of them is destroyed, Chazz automatically loses,” Mann McOldsmobile explained.

“What?!”

“It was on the cards! Couldn’t you tell?” Mann McOldsmobile took a deep breath. “Anyways, by sending one card of your cards on the field to the Graveyard, I can destroy two cards on the field.”

“Woah! So useful!” Jaden gasped in amazement.

“Now I’ll send the unimportant face-down card on my field to the Graveyard to destroy Krory and Lenalee!” Chazz decided!

“Alley-oop!” Mann McOldsmobile picked up the card’s hologram and threw it hard enough to cut Lenalee and Krory through the stomach.

“Wha—”

“YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!” Their lifeless torsos fell down and their upper bodies writhed in pain and breathed heavily. Sadly, the card flew back around and landed in Krory’s face. “GLECK!! Uuuuuugh…”

“GUUUUUYS!!” Allen shrieked! “NOOOOOO!!”

“Did… did he really just kill them?!” Lavi gasped, unbelieving.

“Ha ha ha ha ha,” everybody laughed, except for Krory.

“Damn it Lavi, now’s not the time!” Kanda barked.

 

“As much as it pains me to do it… yeah right!” Chazz scoffed. “Mann, I know how you love your revenge!”

“YOSH!!” Mann McOldsmobile whole-heartily agreed in a somewhat-Japanese manner. He dashed up toward Kanda’s face.

He’s so fast!! Kanda realized, suddenly unable to breathe. Innocence, invoca—

“DON’T LOOK DOWN ON ME,” Mann McOldsmobile growled. Then he punched Kanda in the face, forcing his arm through his entire head. The resulting shockwave blew his entire body apart. Allen and Lavi were showered in blood and guts. (Allen: 3800 Life Points)

“K… Kan…da…?” Lavi murmured.

“Gut Man, kill!!” Chazz commanded.

“Got it!” Gut Man agreed. He held his claws up. They glimmered in the moonlight. “These are my GUTTING claws!”

“Those are your ONLY claws!”

“Ha ha ha!”

Lavi was less worried about the stolen audience and more worried about gutting claws. “N-NONONONONO, GUT MAN!!” Lavi bargained! “You’re not supposed to attack us!!”

“So?” Gut Man took a few huge paces toward the red-haired joker and stuck his ginormous claws through Lavi’s chest.

“GEEEEH… GEEEEH… geeeeeh…” Lavi took a few last gasps and slid off of Gut Man’s hand. (Allen: 1800 Life Points)

“It takes gut to cut.”

 

“DON’T LOOK DOWN ON US!!” the Duel Academy group shouted! “YOU F*CK WITH US, WE F*CK WITH YOU!!”

“Go, Cuts Man, I reckon!!” Billy Hills cheered!

“Huh, Cuts, huh!” Deep-Voice Dobbson screamed!

“Do it!” Piggybank yelled!

“Let’s end this already!” Bastion and Omega-Xis said simultaneously!

“Yeah, yo! Go go go!” Jaden rapped!

“I support you!” Banner supported!

They’re… they’re all supporting all this random bloodshed… and they don’t even mind the fact that my friends just EXPLODED?! Allen wondered, his mind boggling. These kids… are insane! And… what’s with that Cuts Man and Gut Man?! What do THEY have to do with them?! THEY’RE ALL INSANE!!

“Cuts Man, if I can’t beat him through Life Points this turn, I figure I’ll just invoke the ‘death’ clause in Shadow Duels. So…” Chazz said with a thumbs-down, “EXECUTE HIM.”

“CUTS CUTS CUTS!! GOT IT, KID!!” Cuts Man leaped up as high as he could, brandishing his amazing knife stick.

“You… YOU PEOPLE ARE INSAAAAAAAAANE!!” Allen shrieked, running away as fast as possible.

“CUTS CUTTER ATTACK!!” Cuts Man threw his large stick at Allen in a great spinning fashion, emulating a throwing-disk.

“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!” Sadly, as the knife was only a butter-knife, Allen’s head was not cut in half. It was instead smashed open by the knife, though. (Allen: 200 Life Points, Game Over)

 

“So, Chazz, how do you feel about your first kill?” Piggybank asked.

“Well, it doesn’t count, seeing as they’re supposed to be Duel Spirits,” Chazz guessed, as his ‘monsters’ walked out of place.

“Well then, would you like to kill my Winged Kuriboh, yo?” Jaden offered.

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!” everybody laughed, walking away from the carnage, as if it were just a regular duel.

 

**********

 

The next week, Jaden and his roommates turned on the TV. “I heard that there’s a pretty good new show coming on today,” Syrus said, taking the remote control into his own hands.

“Oh yeah, that ‘Big House’ spin-off?” Koala Ko Ala guessed.

“Yeah. I love Big House, so I have to watch this too, of course.” And so, Syrus changed the channel. Jaden skeptically turned to his Mann and Man-themed friends for guidance.

“Uh, I’m… guessin’ that they recorded it all before we killed them, right?” Jaden thought.

“Cuts cuts cuts! Sounds ‘bout right,” Cuts Man agreed.

“SHH! IT’S STARTING!” Mann McOldsmobile commanded.

 

blared the television, as it showed a great shot of the White House, in Washington D.C. “STARING… Arystar Krory the Third!” Krory, now with the ominous facial-scar he’d gained the night before, was sitting at the desk of the Oval Office, staring at the camera. “Jason Dolley!” A kid who looked like a regular modern teenager was walking down the hallway at his school with Krory. Next to them waaaas… “Maiara Walsh!” …who was their token female friend.

 

“Madison Pettis!” Krory was suddenly shown with his bouncy young sister at a park, buying ice cream. “John D’Aquino!” popped up right next to them with an ice cream bar and a smile. Then Krory’s dad, “Rondell Sheridan!” walked up and paid for their treats to much acclaim. “And Kyle Massey!” was the other kid who popped up with Krory and gave a couple of hip and happening hand signs to the audience.

 

“KRORY IN THE HOUSE!!” shouted the announcer, as a group shot of everybody in front of the White House was shown.

 

“You see, it takes place after Big House, when Krory became the President,” Syrus said.

“Of America?” Koala Ko Ala asked.

“No, of Europe.”

“I’m… too confused…” Gut Man groaned. “Wasn’t Kyle Massey the star of that show…? Oh gosh…”

They all made Home Alone faces. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

 

MEANWHILE…

“KOFF KOFF KOFF,” Banner coughed, rebuilding his room from the day before. “Damn Koala Juice…” he muttered, clutching his chest grimly. “Well…least it tasted good.”

 

 

 

 

Me: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. At this point, the views... ARE OVER TEN-THOUSAAAAAAND!!

 

Guy: What? Nine-thousand?!

 

Me: No, ten.

 

Guy: Oh, yeah, that's much more impressive.

 

So, uh, thanks everybody for looking at this and then looking away for some reason without saying anything, even though I'm sure I've looked at this topic 1,500 times myself by now. So, um, yeah?

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Sure an exciting one, Omega just gets more funnier.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Thanks, I'm literally always forgetting that he exists. Anyways, chapter's done. I also hope that at least one person gets the Disney Channel reference at the end.

[Weather Report - Stand]

I wish this episode was funnier, but it is what it is. Also I wish I'd plotted my pacing so as to not link all the Piggybank episodes around each other, but meh. It works!

 

[spoiler=Episode 43: Field of Screams - Part Two][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 43: Piggybank Goes Crazy… Again

Part One

 

It was one fine morning on Duel Academy Island, and everybody was poppin’…and brimmin’ with energy! The guitar was top-notch today. And yet, there was only ONE person of consequence who didn’t applaud the musical solo… CROWLER!! It was sulking in its office, waiting for something VERY important.

“Ugh, where is it?” it growled. “It should have arrived today. I ordered it two-to-three weeks ago!” Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. “Oh, could this be it? The subject of today’s filler episode?!” Crowler ripped open its door. The person at the door? It was the famous deliveryman; Delivery Davis!! He in his short-sleeved brown delivery clothing and bushy black moustache was the star of Randumcrap Deliveries™ (founded by Jenny Randomcrap)!

“Eh, ‘ello ‘dere, D’liv’ry Davis at ‘cher service,” Delivery Davis greeted, tipping his hat and handing Crowler its small package.

“Thanks.” Crowler shut the door in his face and ripped open the new delivery. Inside was a grey ball with a timer on it.

 

“YEEEEEEEEEEESS-UH!!” Crowler cheered! “IT’S HERE, IT’S FINALLY HERE!! THE ONE FINAL TRICK UP MY SLEEVE TO ELIMINATE JADEN YUCKY ONCE AND FOR ALL…!!” Crowler held it above its head like it was a gift from the heavens. “Now, with Misawa’s help, I shall at last accomplish my year-long goal! And then I shall celebrate with ice cream cake.” Crowler walked out of its room and turned to Bastion, Piggybank, Fluffy Fred and Baseball Bob, who were somehow standing outside of its room. “Baseball Bob, turn on every fire alarm in the building.”

“Okay.” Baseball Bob ran off and triggered several alarms, to everybody’s annoyance.

“ Fred, take this paper and recite it over the intercom.” Crowler handed him a piece of paper.

“Uh, okay. Where’s the intercom?”

“At the office,” Crowler explained.

“Thanks!” Fluffy Fred began punching and running through walls.

“Bastion, force this small bomb into Piggybank’s head.”

“Okay,” Bastion accepted, without any question. He shoved it into Piggybank’s slot.

“Eh!” she whimpered. “Ow!”

“Piggybank, handcuff yourself to Jaden Yucky,” Crowler instructed, giving Piggybank a pair of electronic handcuffs.

 

“Uh, what are you… planning?” Piggybank asked.

“Oh, I stuck a bomb in your head so that you can blow up Yucky-boy,” Crowler said.

“HUNH?!” Piggybank gasped!

“Oh, don’t worry.”

“WE SHOULD WORRY!!” Omega-Xis yelled, becoming important again!

“Yeesh, Misawa, when’d you get THAT?” Crowler asked. “It’s like… a bear… or a wolf… and it’s freaky.”

“Hey,” Omega-Xis sniffed.

“Duel Island,” Bastion answered.

“Duel Island?” Crowler repeated.

“Duel Island,” Bastion repeated.

“Who cares about Omega-Xis?! You just stuffed a LIVE EXPLOSIVE INTO MY HEAD,” Piggybank worried.

“Don’t worry about her, Misawa, that is a SPECIAL bomb,” Crowler promised. “It will ONLY blow up Jaden Yucky.”

“R-really?!” Bastion believed.

“Poor naïve little Bastion,” Crowler uttered obviously.

“Um, we heard that, Ms. Crowler,” Piggybank said.

“Oh, well… okay. Either way, she’s safe, Bastion,” Crowler stated.

“That’s great!” Also, Bastion thought, we ALL know that Jaden ALWAYS makes it through all of Crowler’s tricks. Why should today be any different?

I dunno, but it’s horrible that you just put your technical girlfriend in danger, Omega-Xis pondered.

True… but how are you speaking with me through your mind?

Old joke.

Oh, right.Bastion, Crowler and Piggybank stood there for a moment, as the fire alarms blared irritatingly.

“Well… get to it,” Crowler suggested, walking away.

 

MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE…

Several students were out in the sun, sitting around campfires, as if they were ready to sit out there for a long time. “Wow,” Jaden said, sitting with his five roommates, “fire alarms sure are fun, yo!”

“Not really,” Syrus moaned, “now I don’t know whether or not this is a prank or if a fire’s destroying our beloved school.”

“But why can’t we go back to our dorms?” Koala Ko Ala whined. “I love my bed! And sleeping in it. And I want to sleep. In the bed. Right now.”

“Stop the joke before it gets too repetitive!” Mann McOldsmobile ordered, throwing some s’mores into Koala Ko Ala’s mouth.

“WAAAUGH, IT’S HOOOOT!!”

 

“PSSSSH,” went the intercom, audible outside of the school’s main building somehow. “JADEN… EH… UH… UM… YUCKY,” Fluffy Fred announced, “PL-PLEASE… UM, COME INSIDE THE SCHOOL’S MAIN ENTRANCE… THERE’S SOME CAKE. AND… AND YOU CAN EAT IT, TOO. ALSO JANITORBOY IKKAKU PLEASE REPORT TO THE CAFETERIA AND CLEAN UP SOME VOMIT, BEFORE CROWLER THROWS UP...AGAIN.”

“Cake?!” Jaden gasped.

“THE CAKE IS AWESOMEBERRY-FLAVORED,” Fluffy Fred added.

“AWESOMEBERRY IS DA BOMB, YO!!” Jaden roared! “I MUST EAT IT!!”

“During a fire drill?!” Syrus asked. “But what if the cake isn’t real, thus avoiding all Portal references, and you really DO get burned! Plus you know how Crowler always calls you ‘Yucky’, like on the announcement. Do you smell trouble? Because I smell trouble.”

“Well,” Billy Hills said, coming out from nowhere in particular, “I reckon you should go for it.” Then he ran off, as his job was complete.

“Psst,” Cuts Man whispered, “do you wanna take the Cuts Spear?” Cuts Man asked, pulling out his knife-on-a-stick.

“Don’t take it,” Guts Man told Jaden.

“Nah, I don’t need THAT,” Jaden politely declined. “But anyways, I’m a-gonna get that cake! See ya’!”

“Can I come with you?” Koala Ko Ala asked.

“No.”

“DAMN IT !!”

 

Jaden ran all the way back to the school, which was honestly not too far away. He dashed into the bright, empty halls, as the fire alarms faded out by themselves. He stopped next to Bastion and Piggybank. “Oh, hey Bastion and Piggybank yo,” Jaden greeted.

“Here you go!” Bastion said, attaching the electrical handcuffs to Jaden and Piggybank’s opposite arms. “Watch out, they only come off with dueling!”

“WHAAAAAT?!” Jaden cried. “WHYYYYYYY?!”

“I…don’t know why they would only come off with-“

“NOT THAT, THE PART ABOUT US GETTING HANDCUFFED AND NO CAKE!!”

“Oh, he just thought it would be a good idea to follow Crowler’s orders and handcuff you to Piggybank after she got a bomb implanted in her head, set to explode after an indeterminate amount of time,” Omega-Xis explained.

“… Piggybank, Bastion,” Jaden asked, “Why did you think that would be a good idea?”

“Because Bastion said so,” Piggybank answered.

“Because Crowler said so,” Bastion answered.

Jaden stared at Bastion, then Piggybank, and then Bastion once again. Then he looked at his now-handcuffed arm. With a calm sense of style and intrigue, Jaden said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” and began running fast enough to pull Piggybank along through the air.

“Bye Bastion!” Piggybank waved.

 

Bastion and Omega-Xis left the building and spotted Syrus, Koala Ko Ala, and the rest by their campfire, warming up some vittles. “Hey guys,” Bastion called, approaching them.

“Hey Bastion, is there REALLY some cake for Jaden in there?” Syrus asked. “Or is this just another conflicted assassination plot by Crowler?”

“Eh, the second one,” Bastion stated, stabbing a marshmallow onto a stick.

“Where’s the pig-ear girl?” Mann McOldsmobile asked.

“She’s doing something important,” Bastion said.

“But by that you mean something stupid, right?” Syrus double-checked.

“Ayup,” Omega-Xis stated.

“Oh,” Cuts Man accepted.

“Oh yeah, we’re here, too!” Fluffy Fred announced, appearing behind Bastion, holding Baseball Bob in his hand!

“He forced me to come with him!” Basebal Bob whined.

“Fred!” Bastion yelled! “How many times do I have to tell you not to obsessively chase after me?”

“A lot.”

“Then what the hell are you doing?! Go home!” Bastion ordered, pointing to the school.

“B-but that school’s gonna explode!” Fluffy Fred sniffed.

“I don’t care, Fred! Go and think about what you’ve done!” Now wailing, Fluffy Fred shuffled away.

“Man, that Fred kid has problems,” Mann McOldsmobile sighed, eating a heated sausage.

“But can Bob stay?” Gut Man asked.

“Sure,” Bastion guessed.

“YAY!!”

 

**********

 

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Jaden screamed, running down the hall.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Jaden screamed, running up some stairs, onto an odd, raised hallway.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Jaden screamed, leaping off the railings and falling on his face.[/url] Piggybank landed softly on top of him.

“That was stupid,” Piggybank said.

“Aw, shut up, lady!” Jaden growled, lifting his head off the clean floors, releasing a gush of blood from his injured nose.

“OI OI OI OI OI!!!” said somebody, rushing onto the scene, and alas, it was Janitorboy Ikkaku, riding on his janitorial supply cart!

“What?!” Piggybank gasped. “Why’re YOU still here, random character thrown in for the hell of it?!”

“Speak for yourself,” Janitorboy Ikkaku shrugged. “Either way, I was just leaving after cleaning up that crap vomit in the cafeteria, when suddenly you fell down, dirtying the floor with your nasty blood! We can’t have that! Or else I don’t get paid!” Janitorboy Ikkaku began wiping off the floor with his three-sectioned mop-ended spear.

“Well… okay,” Jaden shrugged. “Why’s your mop red?”

“Because it’s bloody,” Janitorboy Ikkaku answered.

“With my blood, oh yeah.”

And with an incredibly scary face, he replied; “I MEANT WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.”

 

“So, yo, what’s up wit’ ‘da bomb?”

“Oh, it’s in my head,” Piggybank explained, pointing at her head-hole.

“… Crap,” Jaden groaned. “In the head?! It could’ve been in the bra. It could’ve been in the panties. It could’ve been someplace else gratifying. But the… the head-hole?!”

“Then why don’t you tell her to take it out?” Ikkaku suggested, ignored.

“Shut up, Jaden! If you don’t want to blow up so much, then why don’t you just take it out like a man?” Piggybank nagged.

“… O-okay, yo, I g-got it…” Jaden slowly raised his non-handcuffed hand and moved it toward Piggybank.

“Hurry it up!” Piggybank shouted.

“Meep!” Jaden stuck his hand into Piggybank’s skull and tried not to vomit. He moved his hand around. “I c-c-c-can’t find it, I can’t feel anything!” Jaden said.

“Go deeper, then,” Piggybank told.

“Hot damn, woman!” Jaden snapped! “I can only be pushed so far!”

“So you wanna die?”

 

Jaden slid his arm out. “… So if Bastion wanted you to die, then you’d die?”

Piggybank’s eyes narrowed. “And what if I would?”

“Then you’re an idiot!” Jaden announced! “You blindly follow ‘dat Bastion kid and don’t think fo’ yo’self! What if there was a hip new product in stores now, and then you really really wanted it, but Bastion told you that you couldn’t have it?”

“Then I’d not buy it, of course,” Piggybank said, in a matter-of-fact way. “We’re so madly in love! I’d do anything for him, and he’d do anything for me.”

“… You’re a real idiot,” Jaden said.

“WHAT?!” Now enraged, Piggybank pulled a fist-full of coins from her head and tossed them at Jaden!

“Ow.” Jaden looked at the coins on the ground.

“DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME AN IDIOT!!” SMACK. SMACK SMACK. SMACK. Jaden threw a few coins back at Piggybank.

“Hey, kid!” Janitorboy Ikkaku attacked! “You can’t hit a girl unless she hits you in the face!”

“UUUUUR-YAH!!” Piggybank roared, punching Jaden in the face! The attack was hard enough to throw Jaden away to the extent the handcuffs would allow, pulling Piggybank to the floor.

 

“… Kick their ass,” Janitorboy Ikkaku told them both.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!” The two of them put their hearts in their sleeves and their souls in their fists! Jaden punched at Piggybank, who caught his fist. Then she punched at him, forcing Jaden to grab her fist with his sole remaining duke!

“Y-you’re being an idiot, Jaden,” Piggybank growled.

“Well, somebody had t-to tell you s-sometime!” Jaden groaned. Suddenly, their two fists slipped out from their fist-holders, successfully slugging each other in the faces!

“Woah! A cross-counter!” Janitorboy Ikkaku gasped, stepping back! The two combatants took a step back and took some deep gulps of breath, wiping the sweat from their faces.

“Heh,” Piggybank chuckled, tugging the handcuffs toward her.

“Woah,” Jaden cried, getting tugged off his feet. Before he could land, Piggybank leaped at him and delivered a stern kick to the stomach. This was strong enough to blow them both away toward the Duel Dome.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!” they both cried, sailing through the air! They broke through the doors to the Dome and fell into the center of the coliseum.

“Hey, wait or me!” Janitorboy Ikkaku called! He leaped onto his janitorial cart and began rolling off, using his mop-lance as a paddle.

 

“Uuuuuugh,” Jaden groaned, rubbing his stomach, rolling onto his back.

“DIIIIE!!” Piggybank shouted, ready to stomp on his face!

“Yo hey wait yo,” Jaden said. She stopped.

“What?”

“Do you really wanna be strapped to me?” Jaden asked. “I mean, yo, why would’joo wanna be handcuffed to an idiot kid like me?”

“And where are you going with this?”

“Look, wanna get away from me after leaving me wit’ ‘da bomb so that I die and you don’t have to sit with me anymore?”

“Hmm…” Piggybank thought it over.

“Do it,” Janitorboy Ikkaku instructed, rolling in.

“Well alright, then.” Piggybank grabbed the chain connecting the handcuffs and tugged on it. It held fast. “Damn, it’s tough.”

“Allow me, I have Drain-E!” Janitorboy Ikkaku suggested, holding up a yellow bottle of drain cleaner. He tossed the bottle at the cuffs, doing nothing. “Sorry, it didn’t work.”

“Well then, what’d Bastion say t’you ‘bout it?” Jaden asked Piggybank.

“He…uh…um…dang, I forgot what Bastion said, didn’t I?! Stupid!” She slapped herself. “Uh…oh yeah, I remember what he said!” Piggybank remembered!

“Here you go!” Bastion said, attaching the electrical handcuffs to Jaden and Piggybank’s opposite arms. “Watch out, they only come off with dueling!”

“… Does that make sense?”Janitorboy Ikkaku asked. “Handcuffs that only turn off when you duel? How do they—”

“They’re electrical,” Piggybank insisted.

“Well, then,” Janitorboy Ikkaku shrugged, “just duel.”

 

“RIGHT!!” The handcuffs seemed to respond to the idea of a duel and extended far enough that the two duelists could stand at either end of the Duel Dome duel stage. They both took their spaces and took their Duel Disks out from their back pockets. “DUEL!!”

“And let’s get it over with fast,” Piggybank insisted.

(Jaden: 4000 Life Points, Piggybank: 4000 Life Points)

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 43: Field of Screams – Part Two

Part Two

 

And so, Jaden and Piggybank were beginning to duel in the Duel Dome, with only Janitorboy Ikkaku and Crowler watching. And SPEAKING of Crowler… “Mweh heh heh,” Crowler dreadfully laughed, watching through a window near the ceiling of the dome, “there’s only about ten minutes left until the bomb goes off, give or take how long it takes for people to read this stupid thing…”

 

“I’m going first, on account of the fact I can end this game in two turns,” Piggybank decided. She held out one Mars, Agent of Destruction and three copies of the Trap card, Aegis of Gaia. “I’ll set three Traps and summon Mars, the Agent of Destruction in Attack Mode!” A red angel-dude with a cool-looking thin war hammer appeared. (Mars: 0 Attack Points) “I’ll call that a turn.”

“Okay.” Jaden drew a card.

“HALT!!” Piggybank announced! “I activate three copies of Aegis of Gaia!” The three Traps flipped up, showing a cool green-haired woman getting struck by lightning… I think. “These Continuous Trap cards give me 3000 Life Points each, for a grand total of 13000!” Three green-haired ladies appeared and shocked Mars with red lightning! IT MADE HIM STRONG!! “In addition, my Mars gains Attack Points equal to the difference in our Life Points!” (Mars: 9000 Attack Points) “Now, just bump Avian into him and let’s call it a game.”

“Good game,” Janitorboy Ikkaku complimented, clapping.

 

“Well then, I’ll kick things off with Heavy Storm, y’all!” A large tornado ripped the three ladies to pieces. (Piggybank: 4000 Life Points, Mars: 0 Attack Points)

“…” Piggybank’s left eyebrow wiggled oddly. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!”

“Because I’m ‘da hero, and ‘da hero ALWAYS wins, ‘cause ‘da hero is boss!!” Jaden insisted. “So I’m gonna have to beat you here and now! Now I’ll summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in Attack Mode yo!” Bubbleman appeared. (Bubbleman: 800 Attack Points) “Now because I have no cards on the field, I can draw two cards!” Jaden drew two cards.

“LOOK, Jaden!” Piggybank yelled! “Can you PLEASE just stop being stupid? We’re supposed to end this FAST! You’re wasting our time, so we’re probably going to explode! Damn, and even after I played my theme song.”

“… Oh, sorry.” Jaden set a card. “Then I’ll throw-down a face-down, and end my turn.”

“BOO,” someone said.

“… And why did you set a card?”

“’Cause, yo.”

 

“Fine then.” Piggybank threw down a new monster. “I’ll tribute Mars for Agent of Judgment – Saturn!” The red angel popped for some reason, begin replaced with a serious-looking purple angel. (Saturn: 2400 Attack Points) “Now kill Bubbleman with Judgment of Space!” Saturn’s eyes glowed and a huge ring of ice and rock particles swooped down from above, smashing Bubbleman’s head in. (Jaden: 2400 Life Points)

“Well ha, I summon Elemental Hero Sparkman with Hero Signal!” Jaden’s Hero Signal flipped up and shattered, bringing out Sparkman.

“Hoo huh!” Sparkman flexed. (Sparkman: 1600 Attack Points)

“Why did you do that?!?!?!” Piggybank ordered.

“Because the main character always wins,” Janitorboy Ikkaku stated, “except for when they lose, because every well-written character (and several badly-written ones) ALWAYS LOSES SOMETIMES.”

“Yeah, like against Deep-Voice Dobbson, y’all!” Jaden said.

“Oh fine, I understand,” Piggybank said, smiling brightly.

“Y’do?” Jaden inquired.

“Yep!” But what Piggybank really thought was… What a bastard. I can’t wait until I get away from him! Talking about me and Bastion like that?! We can’t have that. He can win, but he can die, too.

 

“Well alright, then!” Jaden chuckled, drawing a Polymerization. Nobody smiles like DAT these days, Jaden knew. She’s pissed. So why doesn’t it feel as good as it should…? “I fuse my Sparkman with Clayman from my hand to summon Elemental Hero Thunder Giant!” A blue sparkly whirlpool appeared onto the field and it absorbed the two monsters. In a few seconds it spat out Thunder Giant. (Thunder Giant: 2400 Attack Points) The large, fat man with the ‘lectrical armor and chestplate appeared, smashed his fists together and summoned a bolt of lightning from the sky, striking Saturn away into dust. “Ha ha, once a turn I can blow up one of your monsters weaker than my TG. And now attaaaaaaaack!!” Thunder Giant held his mighty fists above his head!

“RAAAAAAAAR!!” he roared!

“That kid reminds me of me,” Janitorboy Ikkaku whistled. The really, really big man created a fat ball of electricity within his meaty paws and tossed it at Piggybank.

“Ungh,” she moaned, getting hit. (Piggybank: 1600 Life Points)

“Your turn,” Jaden insisted.

 

“Well then, if you wanna win so much, I’ll just summon Agent of Creation – Venus and pay 1500 Life Points, summoning three Mystical Shine Balls.” Her cool golden statue lady appeared, stretching out her wings and bringing out three white orbs of coolness. (Piggybank: 100 Life Points) “You can go on ahead and kill one now.”

“Well then, I know JUST what to do now…” Jaden held one more card up for the ages. “I tribute my Elemental Hero Thunder Giant for Elemental Hero Necroshade in Attack Mode!” The big fat man disappeared and was replaced by a red alien-like creature with bone-like armor all along its body. (Necroshade: 1600 Attack Points) “Go ahead, gal.”

 

“… Mm? What?” Piggybank asked, confused. “Wh-why didn’t you attack me and win right there?”

“Yeah, that was weird,” Janitorboy Ikkaku noticed.

“What kind of main character would I be if I was a jabroni t’everybody?” Jaden suggested.

“…” Wow, Piggybank thought, stunned. This self-indulgent freak is actually letting me win, after all that talk?

“Way to go, man!” Janitorboy Ikkaku shouted! “Take one for the team! Though, you were still a jerk earlier.”

“Aw, who cares? I’m losing and that’s that!” Jaden insisted. “Now forget that and summon something cool!”

“Well… thanks!” Piggybank drew… “I play Pot of Greed!” Piggybank picked up two cards after putting her Spell into the Graveyard. She picked up The Sanctuary in the Sky and Warrior of Zera. Let’s end this in style! She placed her Field card into her Field card space. “I activate Sanctuary in the Sky!” The huge floating sanctuary appeared above the dueling duelists, doing cool floating stuff. “Next I summon The Warrior of Zera!” A dark-skinned muscle-y man in green armor, complete with a horned helmet, a red hero scarf, and a blue demon sword appeared on the fly! (Warrior of Zera: 1600 Attack Points, 1600 Defense Points) “I bet that many of you people who have crappy usage of time know what this means!”

“Archlord Zerato?” Janitorboy Ikkaku guessed.

“You’re a nerd, but you’re right!” Piggybank revealed! “I’ll tribute my Warrior if Zera to summon Archlord Zerato!” The man suddenly sprouted wings. His skin somehow turned pink, and his pants inexplicably transformed into a blue loincloth. The blue sword became a large original-flavor blade of justice and light. (Zerato: 2800 Attack Points, 2300 Defense Points)

 

“Thank you, Jaden,” Piggybank thanked, blushing slightly. Maybe Bastion’s not the only nice person out there… wait, no, that’s not a declaration. He is merely cool now, not cute! Alright, fans! “I discard Agent of Wisdom – Mercury from my hand to destroy all face-up enemy monsters on the field!” Zerato held his blade toward the floating sanctuary. It responded by firing a large yellow laser at Necroshade, blowing him away. “ATTACK HIM DIRECTLY!!” Zerato nodded and flapped his wings twice, placing him about five feet in the air. Then he extended his wings as far as he could and shot an amazing barrage of feathers at Jaden!

“OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOOOW!!” Jaden groaned, struck by a thousand digital feathers. After hitting him, they and everything else on the field exploded. (Jaden: 0 Life Points, Game Over)

 

“PIPIPI,” the handcuffs responded, letting go of the two kids and clattering to the ground.

“Woo, that was a doozy of a stupid duel,” Janitorboy Ikkaku cheered.

“BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP…” booped a thing.

“EH?!” Piggybank gasped! “It’s coming from inside my head!”

“IT’S THE BOMB!!” Jaden screamed!

“Well, I’d better get outta here,” Crowler decided, leaping off of the school into a secret underground bunker.

 

“Quick, grab the bomb!” Piggybank cried, sticking Jaden’s hand into her head!

“Oh, oh gawd, it feels so wrong!” Jaden groaned! “Wait, I can’t feel anything but coins! Why can’t I find the bomb?!”

“Go deeper!” Janitorboy Ikkaku and Piggybank coached!

“I sure hope this isn’t a double-entendre…” Jaden heaved, sticking his head in. “Aw man, I can’t see! Woah! You need a window, or a lightbulb in here, lady!”

“Not now! Find the bomb!” Piggybank rushed on! “It should be at the bottom!”

“How many coins DO you keep in there?” Janitorboy Ikkaku asked.

“Why’re you in this episode?” Piggybank asked.

“Touché.”

 

Jaden, now so far in that his legs were the only things left out, finally found something that kept beeping irritatingly. “BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP…”

“Hey, I found it, I guess!” Jaden cheered! “Now can I get outta this whack head?”

“Sure, just do it fast!” Janitorboy Ikkaku decided. Piggybank forcefully pulled Jaden out of here head with a nice ‘pop’ sound. Jaden gave Janitorboy Ikkaku the typical-looking bomb, fuse and all. The button was fake, and fell off, but nobody noticed.

“Now, do something with this!” Jaden ordered!

“What?! You don’t tell me what to do; I’m the janitor!”

“Can’t you throw it out a window’r somethin’, yo? We don’t have time to argue!” Jaden yelled!

“I’LL tell you when we don’t have time to argue!”

“This… is… stupid…” Piggybank dreaded.

 

“Damn, man, what’s takin’ Jaden so long to eat up that cake, y’all?” Cuts Man asked, outside with the rest.

“I don’t know,” Syrus shrugged uselessly, “but it sounds like you’re taking after Jaden.”

“Cuts cuts cuts! Yep!”

“Well stop, that can’t be good for you,” Koala Ko Ala insisted.

“Okay…” Cuts Man solemnly obeyed.

“Meanwhile, what IS taking Jaden so long, HMM, Bastion?” Omega-Xis asked accusingly.

“W-well, I…” Bastion stammered. He took a gulp and a deep breath of air. “Don’t worry about him, guys. We know Jaden, he always comes back alright! I’m sure that he’ll be able to beat that cake and come tearing back down here as he always does, with a full stomach and a mouth full of DREAMS! Have faith in him!!”

“Yeah!” Baseball Bob applauded.

“Boy, Bastion, you make it seem like a matter of life or death,” Mann McOldsmobile noticed.

 

KEBLOOSH!!

 

The school exploded, leaving nothing but a smoldering crater of smoke. “… Crap,” Bastion cursed under his breath.

“Is… is Jaden okay…?” Syrus wondered.

“Aw damn it, not again,” Chancellor Shepherd sighed. “That’s the third time, now!” He pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number in. “Aw, well I’ll just have them airlift a new school over… Hello, Kaiba? …Yeah, it’s me… yeah, we need a new one…” Shepherd put the phone away as a new Duel Academy was pulled in by helicopter and dropped right in place.

“So, is Jaden dead?” Gut Man asked, sadly.

“And Piggybank,” Bastion sighed.

“Why her?”

 

Suddenly, the group was smacked in the head by a mop-lance. “WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE JANITOR?!” Janitorboy Ikkaku raged.

“Janitorboy Ikkaku?! You’re alive!” Syrus pseudo-celebrated.

“YOU LIE!!” Janitorboy Ikkaku smacked him again.

“Ow!”

“Hey, just be happy I didn’t use the sharp part!”

“Wait, then if HE’S alive, then what about the others?” guessed Omega-Xis. At that moment, Jaden and Piggybank walked out of the new Duel Academy together.

“Hey, they’re okay!” Koala Ko Ala shouted! The now-friendly duo ran up to them and began to converse.

“Yo, guys!” Jaden greeted!

“Yeah, yo,” Piggybank copied.

“How did you guys survive if the school exploded?” Bastion asked.

“I dunno,” Jaden shrugged honestly.

“Wait, how do you not know?” Gut Man inquisitively questioned.

“I have no clue,” Piggybank answered.

“But the school you were in blew up,” Cuts Man reminded.

“We know.”

“Did you dive out of the building just in time, like me?” Janitorboy Ikkaku suggested.

“Nah, we’d have remembered,” Jaden knew. “The GOOD thing is that inside the new Duel Academy, everything’s in the same spot as before ‘da ‘splosion, yo.”

“Just shortening every word doesn’t automatically make you ‘gangsta’, Jaden,” Syrus sy-ed.

“Aw, shut up, Syrus!” Jaden laughed.

 

“What I’M wondering is why you aren’t already locked onto Bastion,” Baseball Bob said, surprising everybody who had forgotten where he was or that he existed.

“Oh,” Piggybank noticed, “well, let’s just say that I learned a LOT today,” she explained, putting her arms behind her back.

“… Well, then,” Omega-Xis said, “let’s all go back to school ‘n stuff.”

“Alright.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Sounds like a plan.”

“Reckon!”

“Hey, YOU’RE not Billy Hills, I reckon!”

“Cuts cuts cuts!”

And so, the massive crowds of students marched back into class where they promptly fell asleep and played cards.

 

**********

 

“Hmm,” Crowler wondered, “has the bomb gone off yet?” It tried looking at her watch in the utter darkness of her hastily-dug underground bunker. “Oh well, I’ll give it another ten minutes.” And Crowler stayed down there for several hours, due to his/her/its own ignorance. The end. I couldn’t come up with a better ending.

 

CURRENT FILLER EPISODES LEFT: 1

 

 

 

[Weather Report - Stand]

Alright, guys, its updated. But in all seriousness, Titan returns in the next episode, almost 40 chapters since his first appearance.

[Toffee.]

I was reading through episode 42 a bit-

“WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IN OUR SCHOOL?!”

This line made me lol' date=' as it Chazz basicly destroyed the plot right there.

 

“See, we all know that Pegasus started making cards based off of copyrighted properties. But you MAY not have known that the Duel Spirits that come with them ARE, in fact, the original characters!"

lolplagirism

[Weather Report - Stand]

I was reading through episode 42 a bit-

“WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IN OUR SCHOOL?!”

This line made me lol' date=' as it Chazz basicly destroyed the plot right there.

 

“See, we all know that Pegasus started making cards based off of copyrighted properties. But you MAY not have known that the Duel Spirits that come with them ARE, in fact, the original characters!"

lolplagirism

 

Crackfics do that sometimes. That's why Chazz is so cool. He also waste a good 3rd of an episode making everybody want to blame somebody else for the stupidity afoot.

[Kaisu]

After falling out of the loop, it's time to get back into it!

[Des ＨＥＲＯ]

Great Episode, I would never expect Jaden to let Piggybank win. I could imagine Shepherd putting Kaiba in dept, even though Kaiba is far too rich.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Kainine: Yes, yes it is. For the Shadow Rider arc is 10x more disappointing!! Now with lemon flavor.

 

destruction hero: Well, I figure that it's time to give both characters some character development. Sadly there shall never be a Jaden x Piggybank sideplot. This isn't that kind of story. Yet. (?!)

 

And Kaiba shall never be in debt, for he is way too rich and jerkassish to let it happen!! Muhuhahahaha!!

[Weather Report - Stand]

Alright, here's the one some of you may have been waiting for... also in Part Two Alexis gains herself a theme song. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!?!

 

[spoiler=Episode 44: A Reason to Win][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 44: A Reason to Win: For Cocoa

Part One

 

It was a thunderstomy night, and we ALL know what THAT means… something BAD happens!! Alexis, Angry McArgue and Nancy Wut were sitting in a dark hospital room while Atticus McArgue slept silently. “I really hope he gets better soon,” Nancy Wut sighed sadly.

“You keep saying that,” Angry McArgue groaned, “this is the fifty-seventh time. Please stop before I get irritated.”

“There’s three Stars left,”

“Shadow Riders!” Nancy Wut added.

“Yeah,” Alexis agreed, “but it would still be really great if Atticus could help us, since he used to be one. In fact, I just really want to talk to him without him drooling everywhere; it makes me feel bad for him.”

“I do too,” Angry McArgue agreed.

“I really hope he gets better soon,” Nancy Wut sadly sighed.

“Fifth-eighth, please stop now.”

I just wish things were like they were before all this crap started, Alexis wished, calling upon a flashback to describe her feelings.

 

It was a bright spring day, as Alexis, Nancy Wut and Angry McArgue were sitting under a tree together in their catholic-seeming school uniforms. They held a small item of some sort. BUT THEN… “Angry, Alexis,” called a familiar voice. “Nancy?” Atticus walked up to them in a cool-looking traditional boy’s black school uniform complete with Jotaro Kujo hat that seemed to fuse to your hair!

[spoiler=Reference:]

 

“Daddy!” Angry McArgue greeted!

“Daddy!” Alexis and Nancy Wut greeted!

“No no no, I’m not ALL your daddies!” Atticus explained! “Otherwise, I’d have been killed long ago! What’s that in your hands?”

“We built a dueling deck,” Nancy Wut said, handing Atticus some cards.

“Hmm…” Atticus looked at the cards. “Butterfly Dagger Elma… Fire Princess… Spell Absorption… Gearfried the Iron Knight…”

“It’s a first-turn kill deck!” Nancy Wut proclaimed!

“It beats the opponent in one turn!” Alexis added!

“This is garbage!” Atticus yelled, throwing the cards into a portable trash can.

“WAAAAH, OUR CARDS!!” Angry McArgue screamed! “Why, daddy?!”

 

“Because, girls,” Atticus began, “when you play a card game, you have to make sure you know why you’re playing.”

“To beat people and humiliate them?” Angry McArgue suggested.

“No, you need the right reasons to duel others.”

“To take their pets as ante?” Nancy Wut suggested.

“No no no, I mean…” Atticus thought for a moment. “Duel with your heart, not your brain.”

“But then you’d lose,” Nancy Wut noticed.

“And isn’t it fun to win in one turn?” Alexis asked.

“… Why don’t you make a Cyber Girl deck, Alexis?” Atticus suggested.

“Yay!”

But Angry McArgue wasn’t satisfied! “Daddy, I’ll show you! I’ll make a GREAT deck that can win the game in ONE turn, and it’ll be fun!”

“That’s nice,” Atticus shrugged, giving up.

 

Those were the days, Alexis concluded.

“I really hope he gets better soon,” sighed Nancy Wut, sadly.

“Don’t make it fifty-nine, Nancy,” Angry McArgue warned. BUT JUST THEN…

“Do you three really want your brother and/or father back,” asked the random evil black flame-shaped portal that had appeared next to the three young girls.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!” they gasped in synch!!

“Yes, I can restore your friend’s memories,” the portal explained, “but only if you can defeat me in a duel.”

“Does… does he look like a Star?” Angry McAgrue whispered to Alexis.

“Shadow Rider!” Nancy Wut corrected.

“I… I guess so,” Alexis guessed. “I’ll duel him first, since you know your combos aren’t reliable, you two.”

“But you lost your key.”

“So?”

“Oh, I get it,” Angry McArgue realized, smiling slyly. “ALRIGHT, SHADOW-BASTARD, BRING IT ON!!”

“Shadow Rider!” Nancy Wut corrected.

“Very well then,” the flame accepted, “enter the portal and meet your doom. Muhuhahahahaha.” The trio looked at each other and silently nodded. They walked into the portal like the ignorant people they were.

 

Just as the portal began to close and the girls were almost completely out of sight, Atticus was instantly restored to normal through unexplained means! Hooray! He jolted upright on his bed and gasped. The portal closed. “Oh man, was that… AN EVIL BLACK FIRE PORTAL WITH MY BEST FRIENDS AND DAUGHTER INSIDE?!?!”

 

Just when the episode started seeming like it could be GOOD, we cut to Jaden, snoring while crushed underneath Mann McOldsmobile’s bunk bed (for those of you who’re wondering, Cuts Man and Gut Man sleep in the corners). As he was being crushed, Winged Kuriboh decided to take the time to go “OOH, OOH!” all around his face. “OOH! OOH! OOH!!”

“WHAT, ‘YA DAMN FURBALL?!” Jaden roared, leaping up and sending Mann McOldsmobile’s bed flying away. Something knocked at the door, waking Koala Ko Ala and Syrus up.

“I-I’ll get it,” Syrus groggily accepted. He jumped out of bed and opened up the door. And who else could be outside but Chazz? “Chazz? What’s up this late?”

“Yeah. We’re tryin’ to sleep,” Koala Ko Ala said, rubbing his eyes.

“I need Jaden and anybody else who wants to tag along NOW,” Chazz stated. “Alexis is MISSING.”

 

TWO! MINUTES!! LATER!!!

Crowler and Zane Truesdale were standing around in the halls of Duel Academy in the dead of the night as the rain continuously splattered upon the nearby windows. Jaden, Chazz, Syrus and Koala Ko Ala all ran up to them as a group of worried people. “Dudes? Are Alexis ‘n’ her friends REALLY gone?!” Jaden asked.

“But mostly Alexis?” Chazz interjected.

“There’s no sign,” Zane sadly revealed. “It’s like she just disappeared.”

“Although they COULD just be in the bathroom or something,” Crowler thought.

“Yeah, how do YOU guys know that she’s not still okay?” Syrus wondered.

“This is Duel Academy,” Koala Ko Ala said, “we KNOW she can’t be safe HERE.”

“Lame excuse…”

“Quiet, Mr. Young Truesdale, I’m about to open the door to the Infirmary.” Crowler opened up the super sliding doors of the Nurse’s Office, leading to a startling surprise. Atticus was on the floor!

“Atticus!!” everybody gasped!

“Damn, man, how many episodes does it take to get better?!” Jaden growled.

“That wasn’t appropriate here,” Mann McOldsmobile stated.

“Oh, sorry… MANN?!” Jaden gulped! “When’d YOU get here, yo?”

“Oh, I came with the cyborg.” Mann McOldsmobile pointed to Shades Milligan, who was standing cross-armed next to Mann McOldsmobile.

“We real men have’ta join together to protect what our loves hold dear,” Shades Milligan said, as his shades flash.

“Can I join your club?” Chazz asked.

“We don’t have a club,” Mann McOldsmobile said.

“We do now!” Shades Milligan disagreed!

 

Meanwhile, everybody else was doing the rational thing by running up to and helping Atticus up. “What happened here?” Zane asked, hugging him (not my fault, they animated that).

“I-it was…” Atticus sputtered, barely conscious, “was him… Cocoa… Ti…tan…”

“Ol’ Man Cocoa?!” Jaden cried! “Man, I thought that guy was a RIOT! Is he still pullin’ those magic tricks ‘o his?”

“Jaden, he’s an evil man possessed by the powers of darkness!” Koala Ko Ala explained! “How can you still be so oddly optimistic?!”

“But—”

“HE HAD A MILLENIUM PUZZLE GUN. HE WAS A BAD MAN.”

“Hey, Koala, you’re getting good at that,” Syrus congratulated.

“Tell us, Atticus!” Zane urged on, for some reason! Hey, wait a second, Crowler remembered, Wasn’t Titan that weird man with the Darkwing Duck hat I called upon to kill Jaden in a duel? Oh yeah… AND HE KIDNAPPED ALEXIS AND THOSE OTHER TWO GIRLS I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER?!?! This can’t be good…

 

“Alright, bucko,” Nancy Wut growled.

“If I beat you in a duel, then my brother gets healthy again, deal?” Alexis bet.

“Okay,” Titan agreed, adjusting his hat. “But if I win, I get your Spirit Key and your soul. Alright. Because souls are tasty.”

“Your speech patterns are weird now that you can’t emote!” Angry McArgue yelled!

“I don’t care.” Titan stopped adjusting his hat once his mask was fully visible. THERE WAS AN EYE OF WDJAT ON IT!! “You see, after my defeat, a man came up to me within the Shadow Realm. He gave me this nice replacement mask. That let me come back here, serving under him as… ONE OF THE SEVEN STARS.”

“We’ve established that, thank you,” Angry McArgue groaned.

“He’s much tougher than he used to be,” Nancy Wut worried. “He was once just a CHARLATAN of the shadows; now he’s a full-blown SHADOW RIDER!!”

“Not a Shadow Rider,” Titan argued.

“Shadow Rider!”

“Seven Stars.”

“Shadow Rider!”

“I give up. Just promise me that you’ll gimmee that key when I win, okay.” Titan asked, as his glove emitted a foldable Duel Disk.

“Fine, just remember to hold up YOUR end of the deal,” Alexis spat, taking out her Duel Disk from behind her back.

“DUEL!!(.)” (Cocoa Titan: 4000 Life Points, Alexis: 4000 Life Points)

 

At that moment, a missile crashed down and exploded a hole in the earth, leading into the cave. “ALEXIS, MY LOVE, I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU!!”

“Me too!”

“Don’t forget me, please!” Yes, it was Shades Milligan, slowly flying down from above with his rocket-powered legs carrying Mann McOldsmobile and Chazz on his back! “We’ll make sure he can’t hurt you ever again!!”

Alexis turned to Angry McArgue. “Angry, please.”

“You got it!” Angry McArgue agreed, throwing a large rock at the trio, exploding them. KEH-BYOOSH!!

“WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!”

 

Then, from the handy underpass just outside the arena, Jaden n’ the gang (Atticus included) rushed out to meet the gal trio! “Alexis!” Syrus cried!

“And Nancy n’ Angry!” Koala Ko Ala added with a wink.

“Why am I always last?” Angry McArgue asked.

“Because I brought the sick guy!” Jaden cheered! “Yo, Mr. Titan! Remember me?”

“I’ll kill you later,” Titan groaned.

“Hi, Zany and Daddy!” Nancy Wut greeted!

“I’m not your daddy,” Atticus moaned. Meanwhile, Zane waved awkwardly.

“Watch Alexis win, okay?” Nancy Wut suggested.

 

“Or… do you mean for them to watch her LOSE her SOUL,” Titan challenged!

“Yeah, I’ll be losing to the weirdo in the domino mask in front of my best friends and supposed mate for life?” Alexis chuckled. “You wish!”

“Yeah, I DO wish. So I summon Picador Fiend.” Titan summoned to the field… a demonic jester-like man with skull shoulder-pads on a skeleton horse. (Picador Fiend: 1600 Attack Points, 0 Defense Points)

“What’s a ‘picador’?” everybody asked.

“Why should I care,” Titan snootily replied. “Find out yourself. I’ll also set a card face-down and end my turn.”

 

“Hmph,” Alexis sniffed, drawing a card. This man’s a fool; I ALWAYS play my best around the ones I love/lust for! It’s common sense! And for his ignorance… I shall prevail!! Ugh, do I always sound like that when they’re around me? I need to check that out later… “I summon the dreaded Cyber Tutu!!”

“HIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAH!!” yelled a young-ish, pink-haired girl in a combo of a latex suit and some sort of frilly tutu while holding a rose and wearing clear blue cool glasses. (Cyber Tutu: 1000 Attack Points)

“That was an unnecessarily-long description sentence,” Titan said. “Also she looks sucky. Why did you summon such a sucky monster.”

“Oh, that Titan, always with the hip lingo!” Jaden laughed! “Ha ha ha, ‘sucky’.”

“Jaden, please stop that,” Crowler hissed.

 

“And now, I’ll…” I’ll attack? Alexis thought. No, look at him. Titan had a cheesy grin. He has something face-down that’ll stop me from attacking, of course!

“C’mon, Alexis, use your SPECIAL ABILITY!!” Angry McArgue coached!

“… Nooo, I think I’ll use my ALLEGRO TOILE first!” Alexis decided, playing a card with a flying magic dagger!

“What?” everybody asked.

“Well, a bunch of my cards have fancy foreign names, alright?” Alexis sighed. “All it does is destroy a Spell or Trap when I summon a monster.”

“Then why don’t you have Mystical Space Typhoon?” Syrus checked.

“Because it doesn’t have a fancy foreign name, Syrus,” Alexis stated, as if it were TOO obvious.

 

And so, the Spell gave Cyber Tutu… MAGIC GLOWING SLIPPERS!! She began to pirouette really really fast while raising one leg, tossing out a random magic dagger at Titan’s face-down card! Before exploding, it revealed itself to be Lolwut Spell, featuring a green Lolwut. “Gotcha,” Titan announced, pointing Alexis with his middle and pointer fingers.

“Aw, Fuddruckers!” Nancy Wut cursed!

“You son of a…” Alexis took a deep breath. “Fine, go Cyber Tutu, use your special effect to attack directly when all the opponent’s monsters are tougher than her!!”

“EEEEEEEEEEEEYAH!!” Cyber Tutu screeched, flipping into Titan’s face!

“AHH, MAH SEXEH FACE,” Titan cried! (Titan: 3000 Life Points)

 

“Yeah, you got’m on da ropes!” Nancy Wut and Koala Ko Ala cheered!

“…BOO.”

“And I’ll set a card,” Alexis said, narrowing her gaze epically, “… AND I’LL END. MY. TURN.”

“It’s true,” Zane noticed, “So far, her resolve to win for Atticus has proven stronger than Titan’s shadow creatures!”

And as the camera zoomed in upon Atticus’ face, he said, “Zane, you’re still one stupid guy.”

“Meh,” Titan meh’d, drawing a card which seemed to be a guy sitting in a stomach or a mouth. “Picador Fiend, attack her with Shoulder Skull Laser!” The Picador Fiend guy’s horse reared up for a second, giving his skull shoulder-pads enough time to charge up a green icky laser beam, which was fired at Cyber Tutu!

“Not so fast, man!” Nancy Wut intervened, pressing a button on Alexis’ Duel Disk!

“Please don’t do that,” Alexis asked, “but I was going to use it anyways!” Her Trap flipped up, featuring a Spanish lady in a pink dress dancing in a dimly-lit dance hall! “Doble Passé! Now I can make your attack a direct attack on my Life Points, so that my monster is safe, and deals damage equal to its Attack Points!”

 

“Uh, Alexis,” Jaden said, “you ARE in a Shadow Duel right now.”

“… What?” Alexis looked around. A weird black aura was sitting around the arena. “You have GOT to be kidding me-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!” She was hit in the abdomen by a laser beam! (Alexis: 2400 Life Points)

“Ha,” Titan laughed. Then he was kicked in the stomach as well. “Ahh, my ‘tomach.” (Titan: 2000 Life Points)

“Heh, heh, heh, there we go,” Alexis huffed, recovering somewhat, “and now my Tutu’s safe.”

“B-but n-now we’re back where we started and you have the weaker monster—”

“Which can attack you directly next turn!” Nancy Wut repeated.

“Oh Fuddruckers,” Titan cursed.

“You stole that line!” Angry McArgue accused!

 

“Man, though that WAS kinda dumb,” Jaden noted, “she’s kickin’ A-YASS, yo!”

“It’s a long duel, Jaden,” Zane said, ruining everybody’s fun. “Don’t start celebrating just yet.”

“But card games are fun!” Jaden complained.

“True, but don’t start celebrating!” Nancy Wut insisted.

“Bu—”

“STOP!!”

“Okay… yo.”

 

“Hm hm hm hm,” Titan oddly laughed.

“What’s so funny, bub?” Alexis ordered.

“Oh, I was just remembering the first time we met,” Titan said in his monotone voice.

“Yeah, what’s so funny about kidnapping my friends because you mistook us for one Jaden Yuki?”

“That’s whack, yo,” Jaden said.

“Well, us three aren’t so helpless anymore,” Angry McArgue promised.

“But I was chuckling, remembering the fact that last time I captured you all on accident. But THIS time I’ll treat you as proper prey.”

“That’s not the Cocoa Titan I remember,” Jaden shuddered.

“I activate RITUAL OF THE MATADOR,” Titan proclaimed, playing the tummy/mouth card!

“Ew!” Nancy Wut recoiled!

“By discarding Summoned Skull from my hand, I can Ritual Summon Matador Fiend.” After he sent away the particular card, a weird alien-ish guy with red cape-y wings appeared. (Matador Fiend: 0 Attack Points, 0 Defense Points)

“That’s no matador,” Syrus sy-ed.

“Are you sure!?” Koala Ko Ala said, startled. “Maybe th-they just have a funny naming theme!”

“…Sure, I guess.”

“I know... and that’s why I play Dark Arena,” Titan announced, throwing a Field Spell into his Glove Duel Disk! Suddenly, the entire field was covered in a sphere of dark darkness.

“What’s going on?” Crowler gasped!

“Who turned out the—”

“Don’t make that joke, please,” Alexis asked, stopping Nancy Wut from making that one joke.

 

“What’s going on with that card?” Syrus shuddered.

“I have no idea,” Koala Ko Ala gulped. “Jay, YOU beat that guy once before. Tell Alexis how!”

“Uh, I Fusion Summoned Black Skull Dragon, yo,” Jaden admitted, as his magic ancient Egyptian pendant began to glow… although I’m sure we’d all forgotten about it by now. Thanks, show! “Boy, I wish somebody could notice my bling’s glowin’!”

 

“So,” Titan asked from within the darkness, “care to learn about the Dark Arena card.”

“Sure,” Alexis accepted.

“Well, all our monsters have to attack every turn, and in addition, all their attack targets are chosen by the owners of the targets themselves.”

“So THAT means… that you can choose who she attacks with whom?” Angry McArgue figured.

“Of course.”

“Hmph. In THAT case…” Alexis held out a Polymerization Spell card! “I play Polymerization!!”

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!

 

[spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 45: A Reason to Win

Part Two

 

“I summon Cyber Blader in Attack Mode!!” Alexis announced, calling forth her signature Fusion monster!

She appeared in a bright red flash of light, screaming “HAAAAAAI-YAH!!” (Cyber Blader: 2100 Attack Points)

“Aw, man, you only summon her AFTER I can’t see her?!” Jaden complained. “Go die, Alexis!”

“You too, Jaden, you too,” Alexis sighed. “Now, because you control two monsters on the field, my Cyber Blader’s Attack Points are doubled!” Cyber Blader glowed purple and became STRONG!! (Cyber Blader: 4200 Attack Points)

“You got’m on ‘da ropes, Alexis!” Nancy Wut cheered jubilantly! Again!

“BOO.”

“Yeah, kick his ass!” Angry McArgue celebrated!

“Hmm,” Titan mused, “so this means that whichever monster you attack, I’ll still lose, eh.”

“Well then, I guess I will attack,” Alexis decided. “Cyber Blader, crush his monster!!”

“Fine then, I’ll choose her target as Matador Fiend,” Titan chose. His Matador Fiend slowly poked its head through the shadows like some sort of weirdo! (Matador Fiend: 0 Attack Points)“WHIRLWIND RAGE!!” Alexis ordered, forcing her magic figure skater lady to spin fast enough to envelop herself in a WHIRLWIND OF RAGE!! She flipped up and over to the Matador Fiend, kicking him in the tummy! What did you expect?

“Aw yeah, dat’s mah girl,” Jaden cheered, tears streaming down his face. “SHE’S KICKING BUTT DOWN THERE!!”

“You’re annoying me,” Crowler growled.

 

But yet, the lady DID NOT destroy the alien matador, she had merely caused it to shoot a laser at her from its forehead!! “Okay, Cocoa, what’s the effect now?” Alexis ordered, as her Cyber Blader exploded.

“NNOOOOOOOOOO!!” Jaden screamed! “MY LOOOOOOVE!!”

“Please, Jaden, stop that,” Koala Ko Ala asked, lightly slapping him on the shoulder.

“My Matador Fiend destroys any monsters that attack it,” Titan explained, “and don’t forget that Dark Arena forces ALL monsters to attack every turn. That means that you have to use your Cyber Tutu now. Ha ha ha ha ha.”

“I don’t think so,” Angry McArgue disagreed, “she’s attacking directly! Remember?”

“I don’t think so,” Titan thought, “because her monster can only attack my Life Points when all of my monsters are stronger than her. My Matador Fiend is MUCH weaker.”

“I don’t think so,” Nancy Wut said. (Matador Fiend: 0 Attack Points) “Oh, right.”

“So attack, Cyber Tutu,” Titan commanded, “strike Picador Fiend.” The picador guy shot another one of his shoulder lasers, and Cyber Tutu decided to leap into it! She was cut in half and exploded.

“Damn,” Alexis growled. (Alexis: 1800 Life Points)

 

Weird electrical bolts of purple lightning began to flow all around the globe of dark energy from the outside! “Eeep!” Syrus cried! “What’s going on?!”

“She lost Life Points,” Crowler reminded.

“Oh yeah.”

“I sure hope that she don’t be losin’ up in here soon,” Jaden hoped, grasping his glowing Ancient Egyptian pendant.

 

“At least you can rest assure that your brother won’t be remembering your loss,” Titan chuckled.

“But he’s not my real brother,” Alexis said.

“And he’s my father,” Angry McArgue said as well.

“… Oh my gosh, that raises so many questions,” Titan groaned. “Finish your turn already so that I can take you to the World of Darkness.”

World of Darkness? Alexis wondered. Why not the Shadow Realm? “Eh, I summon Cyber Gymnast in Defense Mode!” A chestnut-skinned masked gymnast with finely-toned abs flipped onto the field! Sadly, she hadn’t been a REAL gymnast in years, after that steroid abuse was revealed to the public. (Cyber Gymnast: 1800 Defense Points)

“I hope that you don’t REALLY believe that steroid-using woman will save you,” Titan said.

“What?!” Crowler wondered.

“I don’t get it, but we’ll roll with it,” Koala Ko Ala shrugged.

“You see,” Titan monologued, “I’ve descended into a whole ‘nother level of darkness. Let me recount for you the events that happened just after I became the zombie-like man I am today and how I got back here from the World of Darkness…

 

Titan was floating around in a sea of those weird black blob-guys from the episode wherein he lost, which Jaden referred to as ‘black bean buns’. Maybe that’ll jog your memories. Either way, Titan was just kinda floating around. “Aaaah, help me,” Titan gurgled. “Please, somebody. Help me. I’m begging you. Uwaaaaaaaaaah.” Then a fishhook appeared in front of his hands. Woah, fishhook, he thought. He grasped it and was swiftly tugged out from the dark ocean of bean buns! As he surfaced, he saw a man, standing atop the ocean with a fishing pole, the one who had saved him. It was Dr. Card.

 

“So he gave me a mask with an eye on it, yadda yadda,” Titan yammered on, his body and monsters glowing grey, and his body becoming swamped with enlarged blood veins, “so yeah, I can kill you now. Through dueling. Plus it stops me from disobeying him, how cool is that.”

“Not very,” Nancy Wut tsked.

“SHUT UP AND DIIIIIIE,” Titan roared, as his Picador Fiend shot a laser at Alexis! It hit her in the shoulder, leaving much smoldering skin.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” she screamed! (Alexis: 200 Life Points) She fell back onto her elbow. “D-damn… it…” She grabbed her burnt shoulder and grit her teeth. “H-how did you…”

“Ahaha, can you even stand,” Titan asked in his odd voice. “Dark Arena also allows my Fiend monsters to attack you directly.”

“That’s so not cool!!” Nancy Wut screamed!

“I hope you don’t mind me attacking with my Matador Fiend, too.” The alien guy got into a special fighting pose, holding out his one-clawed finger-wing-arms!

“CHEEEE,” it hissed.

 

The shadowy-sphere of duelatious dueling was now covered in more wild, dancing sparks of evil! Everybody watching felt kinda tense. Atticus even stuck out his arms and wiggled them up and down, in a pitiful attempt at trying to come to his friends’ rescue. “Uh, uh, uh,” he moaned.

“Cocoa, what’re you doin’ down in there?!” Jaden cried!

“Jaden, stop it, he won’t care!” Syrus insisted.

“But the OLD Cocoa Titan I dueled was a man on a mission to duel the blind, fair n’ square! Not uselessly murder schoolgirls!” Jaden remembered.

“He kidnapped them and threw them in a coffin and tried to shoot you!” Koala Ko Ala reminded.

“Sure, but I knew he was good, deep-down in thar!” Jaden insisted. “C’mon, Titan, you don’t wanna DO this!!”

“For all it’s worth, I’m sorry about this,” Crowler gave in, being the one to hire him originally in the first place.

 

He’s right, Cocoa thought, I don’t feel like killing her! But it’s no use! For the past… in fact, in the several months since I got possessed and crap, I haven’t been able to move my body! They have no idea how horrible that feels! I just wish that I could go home, eat a taco… I haven’t had tacos in so long… “And so,” Titan chuckled, “Matador Fiend, poke through her with your big fingers. Buhuhahahaha.” The Matador Fiend suddenly disappeared under the cloak of the darkness. “Kill that young lady and take her Spirit Key for meeeeee.”

“YOMYOMYOMYOMYOM!!” the beast cried, suddenly standing before Alexis, swiping its arms!

Oh shi— SPLOORK. SPLIESH. Huh… those sound effects don’t match with the amount of pain inflicted upon me… why am I still okay?! Alexis wondered. Oh no. Angry McArgue and Nancy Wut had jumped in front of Alexis and took the blows FOR her in their kidney areas!

“Ngh…” Angry McArgue groaned.

“Bleh,” Nancy Wut spat.

 

“WHAT’S GOIN’ ON IN THERE?!” Syrus screamed! “ARE YOU OKAY?!”

“Y-yeah,” Angry McArgue said, weakly, pushing the Matador Fiend away. It sheepishly leaped back to Titan. “We’re fine in here.”

“Is that Angry’s voice?” Koala Ko Ala thought, smelling something fishy.

“Alexis’s doin’ peachy-keen,” Nancy Wut signaled, even giving a thumbs-up (despite the fact that the audience couldn’t see it).

“Th-thank you, guys,” Alexis thanked, getting pulled back to her feet.

“Don’t mention it, eh-heh,” Nancy Wut said, breathing harder.

“Just win so we can get outta here, okay?” Angry McArgue ordered, smiling warmly.

Alexis took both of her friends’ hands and rested them on her deck. “C’mon, girls, let’s finish this one together.”

“You got it.”

“Defin-oot-ly.”

Joining their hands together, the ghostly image of Atticus placed his hand on theirs, signifying something of some sort. “Don’t give up,” Atticus’ ghostly image said, “this is it.”

“Curse you girls and you power of friendship,” Titan growled, shaking his fist like an old man.

 

“YAH!!” The trio pulled the card off the top of the deck as extraordinarily as they could. They had drawn… Card of Sanctity.

“I think you’ve just won, ‘Lexie,” Nancy Wut said happily.

“We play Card of Sanctity,” Alexis shouted, “allowing both players to draw cards until their hand contains six cards each!” Both duelists drew some cards.

“Why thank you,” Titan thanked dully.

“Don’t thank us yet,” Angry McArgue chuckled, “because we cast a Spell card; Double Summon, allowing us to summon two monsters this turn.” The trio sent away a card with a lady summoning a lion-man hybrid from a bolt of lightning.

“We’ll summon Fire Princess and Gearfried the Iron Knight,” Nancy Wut decided, placing down a young sorceress in a red dress and a man in uncomfortable-looking armor. (Fire Princess: 1300 Attack Points, Gearfried: 1800 Attack Points)

“And we’ll be playing our Spell Absorption card, too,” Nancy Wut said, placing down a Spell showing a man whose life force was being drained into a hand!!

“W-wait, isn’t that... .” Titan gasped.

“Yes, and we’re beating you,” Angry McArgue informed.

“What’s going on down there?!” Koala Ko Ala asked. “I’m getting all excited from just listening!”

“Alexis… is performing a one-turn kill maneuver!!” Crowler cried!

 

“We equip Gearfried the Iron Knight with the card Butterfly Dagger – Elma!!” Alexis held a card with a green magical knife, with an orange ornamental butterfly on the handle.

“Let me explain what all our cards do,” Angry McArgue offered. “Spell Absorption gives us 500 Life Points whenever a Spell card is played. Fire Princess deals 300 points of damage to you for every time we gain Life Points. Butterfly Dagger – Elma gives any equipped monster 300 extra Attack Points and returns to our hand when it’s sent to the Graveyard. Gearfried the Iron Knight’s effect destroys any Equip Spell cards on him.”

“I think we’ll equip Gearfried with our dagger,” Alexis decided decisively.

 

Gearfried was now holding the dagger suddenly, placing the cycle in motion. “…” He trembled with anger, staring at the dagger. “Rrr… GRRR...” The power of his anger raised the girl’s Life Points! (Alexis, Angry and Nancy: 700 Life Points)

“Oh, that’s my cue,” Fire Princess noticed. She held up her staff and summoned a fireball, which she tossed at Titan’s body!!

“Uwoooooooooooooooh, it’s so hoooooooot,” Titan screamed!! (Titan: 1700 Life Points)

“TAKE YOUR GIRLY KNIFE BACK!!” yelled Gearfried, throwing his dagger back at Alexis.

“Holy crap,” Atticus whispered, “I’m a dummy for calling that a dumb move…”

“Did Atticus just say something?” Syrus asked.

“No,” Atticus said.

 

“Here you go!” Nancy Wut announced, playing the dagger again! (Alexis, Angry and Nancy: 1300 Life Points)

“There YOU go!” Fire Princess shouted, doing her thing!

“Waaaaaaaaaargh.” Titan gasped! (Titan: 1400 Life Points)

“TAKE IT BACK!!” Gearfried shrieked, throwing his weapon away!

“GO, QUICK-FIRE LOOPING!!” Alexis Rhodes, Nancy Wut and Angry McArgue shouted together!! (Alexis, Angry and Nancy: 1500 -> 1800 -> 2300 -> 2800 Life Points)

“Yah yah yah yah!!” Fire Princess roared, throwing four more attacks!

“Oof ugh eef aaf,” Titan gagged, completely engulfed in flame! (Titan: 1400-> 1100 -> 800 -> 500 Life Points)

“I STILL DON’T WANT IT!!” Gearfried shrieked!!

“Don’t worry,” the girls said, “because by tributing Gearfried the Iron Knight, we activate Release Restraint to summon Gearfried the Swordmaster from our deck.” (Alexis, Angry and Nancy: 3300 Life Points) It was a Spell card with the man within the armor being freed!! And that’s just what happened!!

“UUUUR-YAH!!” By flexing his mighty muscles, Gearfried blew off all of his armor, bathed in blue energy as who seemed to be a Native American warrior!! (Gearfried the Swordmaster: 2600 Attack Points)

“When this monster is equipped with an Equip Spell, he automatically destroys one monster on your side of the field,” the girls explained.

“NOW I want it!!” Gearfried smiled, holding his now-trusty dagger. “YAAAAAAAARGH!!” He swiped through the air (as Fire Princess fired another fire attack), creating a massive ripple, slicing right through Matador Fiend once and for all!! (Alexis, Nancy and Angry: 3800 Life Points)

“GLEEP GLORP,” it spat, exploding. (Titan: 200 Life Points)

“N-n-n-nooooo,” Titan stammered, “It can’t end like this. Why do you want Atticus back so much, if he joined us in the first place to become more powerful.”

“Shut up and die, liar,” the girls said in unison. “Hikari ni Nare.”

“You got it.” Gearfried walked through the darkness until he had found the now-cowering Picador Fiend. He picked it up by the face and crushed it hard enough to turn its body into light! It engulfed the entire arena, leaving Titan looking smoldering and afraid as the light became a beam, striking his mask in the eye mark.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” he screamed!! His mask cracked, surprisingly un-broken, and the holograms faded away. The darkness surrounding the four duelists was gone. Cyber Gymnast felt forgotten and useless. (Titan: COMPLETE LOSS)

“Eh… ugh!” Atticus stood up and ran toward the good gals! “Girls! Are you okay?”

“Oh, yeah, we’re fine,” Angry McArgue said, relieved.

“I forgot about the stab wounds,” Nancy Wut realized, as blood poured out of the girl’s sides. They both fell over, unconscious.

“Atticus is alive an’ kickin’ it?! AW YEAH BOOOOOY!!” Jaden cheered! Crowler slapped him in the back of the head.

I really didn’t say anything in this one, Zane thought to himself.

Me neither, Koala Ko Ala noticed.

Then why were we even here? Syrus wondered.

We’re merely filler, Crowler revealed.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

 

The characters all ran up to Alexis n’ ‘da gang and tried to carry Nancy Wut and Angry McArgue away. “Are you sure you’re okay, Alexis?” Atticus asked, worried about her lasered shoulder.

“Yeah, I’m fine compared to them,” Alexis said, sucking it up. “Let’s just get out of here and save the reunion for later, okay?”

“NOT okay!!” Titan yelled, standing up and bathed in smoke! “Huff… huff... huff… I will NOT take this HUMILIATION!! You BURNED ME ALIVE, AND I’LL KILL YOU FOR IT!! And then I’ll take your SPIRIT KEY, too, girly!!” All around him were those little black evil things that appeared in the flashback, and they were out for blood! They began swirling around Titan’s body, allowing him to grow into some sort of hideous beast… it was Matador Fiend, but with Titan’s head!! UGH!! “You will NOT leave here ALIVE!!” He readied his claws for slashing, raising them above his head, until Alexis said something.

“You DO realize that I never had a Spirit Key on me in the first place, right?”

“… Uh… um… uh… uuuuuuuuugh…” Titan’s new evil body faded away and his evil eye-mask broke apart, revealing his original, very similar mask underneath. He fell on his face.

“… Soooo… are we done here?” Koala Ko Ala asked.

“Yeah, sure.” They turned around to leave until Cocoa stood up and shook his head around a bit.

“W-woah, guys,” Cocoa said, “thank you so much for beating me!!”

“Eh, what?” Alexis asked, now even MORE confused.

“That mask possessed me!” Cocoa told. “I’ve been stuck like that for months! Oh, thank you so much!!”

 

“SHADDAP, YER VOICE’S IRRITATIN’ MEEEEEH!!!” shouted Chazz Princeton, Mann McOldsmobile and Shades Milligan, rising up from where they’d been forgotten and smashing Titan with a massive combined uppercut attack!!

“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!” Titan screamed, being punched through the ceiling of the cave. He flew into the night sky and disappeared. At least it had stopped raining, though.

“And that takes care o’ that,” Chazz said, folding his arms, satisfied.

“So do you love any of us now, Alexis?” Mann McOldsmobile asked.

“No way.”

“Aw, shucks…”

“Wait, who’s the dude?” Shades Milligan asked, pointing to Atticus. Everybody gave him a sickly glance for his horrible memory and left the three hapless men in the darkness.

 

THE! NEXT!! MORNING!!!

Now by the Nurse’s Office-marked room, the crowd minus Angry McArgue and Nancy Wut were standing together as Alexis (with a wrapped-up shoulder) and Atticus stared at each other. “Alexis,” Atticus said.

“Daddy,” Alexis said.

“I’m still not your daddy,” Atticus said.

“Oh, right, bro then instead,” Alexis said.

“Right, but it’s okay, though,” Atticus said.

“Well thanks,” Alexis said, as the two finally embraced for the first time in years. “But…”

“But what?” Atticus asked, letting Alexis go.

“What happened to you? Why did you become Nightshroud?” Alexis asked.

“Oh, well y’see, all those years ago, yeah, in the abandoned dorm, there was a sign marked ‘free cookies in haunted basement’. You can see where it went from there.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, I got covered in those evil spirit things and taken to the World of Darkness.”

“You mean Shadow Realm?”

“No, I mean World of Darkness.”

“Oh.”

“But also,” Atticus said, remembering something important, “the only other thing I remember was… those cookies. They distinctly had the marks ‘CM n’ GM’ written in red frosting. What could that mean? Who would be dumb enough to put their initials on cookies?”

The entire group thought about it for a minute. Then they turned to Jaden. “Wasn’t me, yo, but I see where you’re comin’ from.”

 

**********

 

Professor Banner sat in his room, feeling terribly sick, shaking violently. “Ugh, I can’t wait any longer,” Banner decided. He reached for his phone, but his cat was sitting on it. He threw Garfield behind his back and picked up his receiver. “… Hello? Yeah… no, I have to-KOFF KOFF KOFF- I need to do this soon.”

 

“Okay,” Barry the Beginner agreed, talking into his cell phone, “I guess we’ll have to set the plan in motion tomorrow.” Suddenly a book was tossed at his head, causing him to drop his phone. “AAAH!! OOOOOW, THAT HURTS LIKE HECK!! WHO DID THAT?!”

“Shut up,” his teacher yelled, “talk to your friends or family via cell phone AFTER class is over, punk!”

“Hmph,” Barry the Beginner moped, “Yugi Muto is NOT a punk…”

 

 

 

[Weather Report - Stand]

Episode finished, and also next week starts a six-part arc! WOOOOAH!! Watch out, y'all! Watch ou-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! I SHOULD'VE WATCHED OUT!!

[Weather Report - Stand]

The first half is short in order to build everything up. Be excited.

 

[spoiler=Episode 45: A Little Belowski][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic

Episode 45: A Little Someone Jones

Part One

 

Cuts Man and Gut Man were walking slowly through the halls with Mann McOldsmobile, yukking it up to the rockin’ soundtrack. “An’ an’ an’,” Mann McOldsmobile chuckled, “An’ ‘DEN, ‘e said ‘e was—”

“REALLY REALLY IRRITATED BY THEIR VOICES!!” Cuts Man and Gut Man finished together, before erupting into laughter!

“Hoo hoo hoo, boy,” Mann McOldsmobile laughed, waggling his finger at them, “if you keep that humor up, you’ll be goin’ places! Hahaha!”

“Oh man, that was a good one,” Gut Man sighed. Then they bumped into a large door marked ‘DO NOT OPEN OR FACE CERTAIN BOREDOM!! ~signed chancellor shepherd~’.

“Cuts cuts cuts! What’s all this?!” Cuts Man asked.

“Oh, this door is dangerous,” Mann McOldsmobile recalled, “we’ve sealed up some students in here because they’re SO annoying and boring that they make people fall asleep and suffer horrifying nightmares.”

“R-really?!” Gut Man wondered. “How?”

“Oh, they’re just really scary and boring,” Mann McOldsmobile told, “Only somebody REEEEALLY tough could withstand them.”

“Hmm…” Cuts Man looked closely at the door. “D’you think that if Crowler unlocked ‘em, he could do something to Jaden, like he always wanted?”

“Dude, she’s a she.”

“Cuts cuts cuts! I forgot!” Cuts Man looked at Gut Man and they both nodded. Gut Man pressed a watch he was conveniently wearing, causing it to beep uncontrollably.

 

“Oh crap,” Gut Man cried, “I forgot! We have an appointment at the card shop in TWO WHOLE MINUTES!!”

“Wh-what?!” Mann McOldsmobile cried! “What KIND of appointment?!”

“A tag duel,” Cuts Man revealed.

“Sweet, guys! Can I come?”

“Sorry,” Gut Man declined, “it’s STRIP Duel Monsters.”

“Oh! Now I REALLY wanna come!!” Mann McOldsmobile excitedly announced!

“You don’t wanna come, we’re dueling two fat boys,” Cuts Man sighed.

“We lost a bet,” Gut Man explained.

“Oh, sucks for you,” Mann McOldsmobile sadly sighed.

“Well then, we’d better find some clothes!” Gut Man said.

“Cuts cuts cuts! I just found a sock!” Cuts Man noticed, holding up a yellow sock. “See you in a bit!” The two robots ran off.

“Wish ‘ya luck!” Mann McOldsmobile wished. As the two robots raced off, they exchanged glances. They were headed to see Crowler.

 

MEANWHILE, WITH JADEN…

“OH CRAP!!” screamed Jaden, Syrus and Koala Ko Ala. “WE OVERSLEPT AND MISSED BREAKFAST!!” They leaped out the door and onto the ground, then kicked through the door to the eating area! It was completely empty, save for some tables, chairs, six empty trays, and Chazz’s posse (plus Chazz).

“Yo! Our vittles!!” Jaden cried! “They’re GONE!!”

“Burp I reckon,” Billy Hills belched.

“YOU ATE ALL OUR FOOOOOOOD?!?!” Koala Ko Ala roared with rage!!

“Eh, yeah, we were hungry,” Chazz said.

“Mostly me, huh, guys, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson guiltily revealed.

“B-b-b-b-b-but,” Syrus stammered, shaking like a vibrating item of some sort, “WE NEED OUR BREAKFAST!! IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THEY DAY!!” He leaped onto the table in the current enemies’ faces. “NOW IF WE TAKE OUR MULTI-VITAMINS, WE WON’T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD IN OUR STOMACH!! THEN WE’LL GET HORRIBLE STOMACHACHES BEFORE THROWING UP!! DO YOU WANT US TO THROW UP?! IN YOUR FACES?!?!”

“Ew no,” Chazz said, pushing him away softly. “You guys were an hour late so we didn’t know if you were coming to eat.”

“That’s no excuse!” Koala Ko Ala said sternly! “Professor Banner!!” They waited. “PROFESSOR BANNER, WE HAVE A SITUATION!!”

“Yeah, yo!” Jaden added! Nothing happened.

“… Soooo… should we go to class now?” Chazz suggested.

“Sure.” They all went off to class.

 

Everybody was in class two seconds later. Everybody… except for Professor Banner! The kids all sat there and did nothing. “Uuuuuuh… uuuuum…” Jaden poked Syrus.

“Ow.”

“Hey Sy, what do you think’s up wit’ Banner bein’ gone?” Jaden asked his buddy.

“I don’ know, but I hope he’s not being afflicted with a horrible debilitating illness right now,” Syrus hoped. Just then, Crowler entered the classroom with some books!

“Why hello, class,” Crowler greeted. “Because nobody can seem to find Professor Lyman Banner anywhere, I’m going to be your substitute teacher for today.”

“OH, COME ON!!” Barry the Beginner screamed! “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS KINDA STRESS!!” He bolted out of the room.

“… Well, then, let us begin.” Crowler opened up one of its books just as Cuts Man and Gut Man walked up to it.

“Cuts cuts cuts!! Hey teacher!!” Cuts Man cried! They both started whispering to it.

“… Hm, well y’know, I never even thought of THAT,” Crowler realized. “Okay, class dismissed.” Crowler and the robots ran out of the classroom.

“… I’ve decided!” Jaden decided! “Even though I’m hungry, we’re gonna go look for Banner! Sy, Koala, you’re comin’ with me!” Jaden picked up his two friends and ran off.

“WAIT!!” Chazz shouted! Jaden stopped running.

“What’s up?”

“I’m going with you three,” Chazz said, “I’m not gonna just sit here and look crazy or a whole period! I’d rather be doing something that matters!”

“Well awright, then, let’s go!” Chazz and Jaden ran out of the classroom, leaving the rest of the students staring straight ahead at nothing for a whole period.

 

MEANWHILE WITH CUTS MAN N’ GUT MAN…

The two robots and Crowler were standing before the massive door that was not to be opened. “So, Ms. Crowler, how do we open the door?” Gut Man asked.

“Oh, simple,” Crowler said, slicing the door in half with its bloody sword Duel Disk. The door broke into splinters, despite being made of metal, revealing a silver electronic door with a card key applicator sliding device thing. “And then…” It took out a card key of some sort and slid it through the card key applicator sliding device thing, allowing it to make a nice ‘BOOP’ sound.

“Oh, I like that sound,” Cuts Man said, smiling at the noise. The door slid open, revealing a bright, white room filled with intense fog.

“Woah, what’s in here?” Gut Man asked.

“Only the two most dangerous students in all of Kaibaland Duel Academy,” Crowler snickered. “Boys, hello there?” Two figures stirred around in the fog.

 

“Hey, can we come out yet?” one kid asked.

“Yes, sure sure sure,” Crowler allowed, beckoning the two out. The first was a tired-looking grey-haired kid in a blue coat holding a clear jar of nothing. His clothes, an undershirt and plain pants, had obviously been worn for a long time.

“Yes! Someone Jones is BACK!!” Someone Jones cheered!

“EEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” laughed the second one, in a horrifically high-pitched voice. It was some sort of clown-like figure in a red coat with lavender hair and a somewhat-receded hairline. Some red lines were drawn up and down its eyelids and lipstick sat on its lips.

“Welcome back to our school, Someone Jones and Jaeger Lazar!” Crowler announced in a grandiose manner!

 

Jaeger put one of his hands and placed it onto Crowler’s shoulder. “EEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” it laughed creepily.

“Ms. Crowler,” Gut Man asked, “why were these two kids locked up in here, anyways?”

“Well,” Crowler began, “Someone was placed in lockdown because he was too boring for me to let stay in my dorms. If he starts talking to people, they start falling asleep without noticing it. Jaeger was just too frigging creepy, eugh. That’s why we refer to ‘it’ as ‘it’.”

“It’s a clown joke?” Cuts Man guessed.

“Hmm, I never noticed that before.”

“EEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.

“Okay, please stop that,” Crowler asked.

“H-hey, d’you wanna know ‘bout my COLLECTION?!” Someone Jones asked, holding up his jar.

“Um, no, that’s quite unnecessary…”

“EEEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.

“Oh well, you see here?” Someone Jones pointed to something in his jar. “That there’s the wily Speedy Gasp! It’s really fast and hard to catch!”

“EEEEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.

“This one over here’s the FAT Gasp! It’s really fat, so it was tough to fit into the jar!”

“Please, please stop it, you two!”

“EEEEEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed, his eyes becoming more dilated and shaking wildly.

“STOP LAUGHING!!”

“Oh and over HERE is the Pink Gasp, the exclusively FEMALE gasp!”

“EEEEEEEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE,” Jaeger laughed, now somewhat cloaked in a thin black veil of fear.

“PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!” Crowler sobbed!

“And that one, the RAREST gasp of all, is the LEGANDARY LE GASP!! It got THAT one at the start of the year!!”

“EEEEEEEEE-HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE!”

“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!” Crowler wailed, falling over backward, foaming at the mouth and convulsing madly.

 

“… I think we’ve found what we were looking for,” Cuts Man thought, removing his knife-on-a-stick from behind his back.

“Let’s go find them,” Gut Man decided. He pulled out a list, saying ‘Jaden Yuki, Chazz Princeton, Bastion Misawa, Chancellor Shepherd, Lyman Banner’. As Cuts Man pulled Crowler’s Spirit Key from its neck, Gut Man instructed, “I want you two to knock out everybody in the school and find these five people, got it?”

Cuts Man took out a receiver and pressed a button on it. “Cuts cuts cuts! Sir, we’ve finally gotten things rolling. Could you please send us the secret weapon?”

 

MEANWHILE, WITH JADEN…

Jaden, Syrus, Koala Ko Ala and Chazz were throwing all sorts of random items around in Banner’s room. Books were lined up in a large pile, and Garfield was unable to move, having been placed on his back. “MEOW,” he meowed.

“Darn it, there HAS to be a clue in here!” Chazz cried! “Can anybody find a suspicious piece of paper?”

“I got one,” Syrus found. “‘Note to self: Tonight @ 9 ‘Deep Throat’ Channel 442.’ I wish I hadn’t read that.”

“Sorry, after hearing that, I can’t stay in here,” Chazz said, trying to forget what he’d just heard. “I’m gonna go out and find Dobbson and Billy to see what they’re doing. Good luck, and call me if you find anything of any use.”

“How do YOU know about it? ‘Cuz I don’t!” some random kid said. “And is it THAT insanely terrifying?”

Syrun frowned at him.

“Over here, a REAL clue!!” Koala Ko Ala discovered! He held out a nice, crisp piece of paper and held it out for everybody to see. “It reads ‘Note to Jaden: Find me at…’”

 

 

[Weather Report - Stand]

I put a lot of thought into it, and I think that this is a better use of the original episode.

[spoiler=Episode 45: A Little Belowski][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic
Episode 45: A Little Someone Jones
Part One

Cuts Man and Gut Man were walking slowly through the halls with Mann McOldsmobile, yukking it up to the rockin’ soundtrack. “An’ an’ an’,” Mann McOldsmobile chuckled, “An’ ‘DEN, ‘e said ‘e was—”
“REALLY REALLY IRRITATED BY THEIR VOICES!!” Cuts Man and Gut Man finished together, before erupting into laughter!
“Hoo hoo hoo, boy,” Mann McOldsmobile laughed, waggling his finger at them, “if you keep that humor up, you’ll be goin’ places! Hahaha!”
“Oh man, that was a good one,” Gut Man sighed. Then they bumped into a large door marked ‘DO NOT OPEN OR FACE CERTAIN BOREDOM!! ~signed chancellor shepherd~’.
“Cuts cuts cuts! What’s all this?!” Cuts Man asked.
“Oh, this door is dangerous,” Mann McOldsmobile recalled, “we’ve sealed up some students in here because they’re SO annoying and boring that they make people fall asleep and suffer horrifying nightmares.”
“R-really?!” Gut Man wondered. “How?”
“Oh, they’re just really scary and boring,” Mann McOldsmobile told, “Only somebody REEEEALLY tough could withstand them.”
“Hmm…” Cuts Man looked closely at the door. “D’you think that if Crowler unlocked ‘em, he could do something to Jaden, like he always wanted?”
“Dude, she’s a she.”
“Cuts cuts cuts! I forgot!” Cuts Man looked at Gut Man and they both nodded. Gut Man pressed a watch he was conveniently wearing, causing it to beep uncontrollably.

“Oh crap,” Gut Man cried, “I forgot! We have an appointment at the card shop in TWO WHOLE MINUTES!!”
“Wh-what?!” Mann McOldsmobile cried! “What KIND of appointment?!”
“A tag duel,” Cuts Man revealed.
“Sweet, guys! Can I come?”
“Sorry,” Gut Man declined, “it’s STRIP Duel Monsters.”
“Oh! Now I REALLY wanna come!!” Mann McOldsmobile excitedly announced!
“You don’t wanna come, we’re dueling two fat boys,” Cuts Man sighed.
“We lost a bet,” Gut Man explained.
“Oh, sucks for you,” Mann McOldsmobile sadly sighed.
“Well then, we’d better find some clothes!” Gut Man said.
“Cuts cuts cuts! I just found a sock!” Cuts Man noticed, holding up a yellow sock. “See you in a bit!” The two robots ran off.
“Wish ‘ya luck!” Mann McOldsmobile wished. As the two robots raced off, they exchanged glances. They were headed to see Crowler.

MEANWHILE, WITH JADEN…
“OH CRAP!!” screamed Jaden, Syrus and Koala Ko Ala. “WE OVERSLEPT AND MISSED BREAKFAST!!” They leaped out the door and onto the ground, then kicked through the door to the eating area! It was completely empty, save for some tables, chairs, six empty trays, and Chazz’s posse (plus Chazz).
“Yo! Our vittles!!” Jaden cried! “They’re GONE!!”
“Burp I reckon,” Billy Hills belched.
“YOU ATE ALL OUR FOOOOOOOD?!?!” Koala Ko Ala roared with rage!!
“Eh, yeah, we were hungry,” Chazz said.
“Mostly me, huh, guys, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson guiltily revealed.
“B-b-b-b-b-but,” Syrus stammered, shaking like a vibrating item of some sort, “WE NEED OUR BREAKFAST!! IT’S THE MOST [b]IMPORTANT[/b] MEAL OF THEY DAY!!” He leaped onto the table in the current enemies’ faces. “NOW IF WE TAKE OUR MULTI-VITAMINS, WE WON’T HAVE ENOUGH [b]FOOD[/b] IN OUR STOMACH!! THEN WE’LL GET [b]HORRIBLE[/b] STOMACHACHES BEFORE [b]THROWING UP[/b]!! DO YOU WANT US TO [b]THROW UP[/b]?! [b]IN YOUR FACES?!?![/b]”
“Ew no,” Chazz said, pushing him away softly. “You guys were an hour late so we didn’t know if you were coming to eat.”
“That’s no excuse!” Koala Ko Ala said sternly! “Professor Banner!!” They waited. “PROFESSOR BANNER, WE HAVE A SITUATION!!”
“Yeah, yo!” Jaden added! Nothing happened.
“… Soooo… should we go to class now?” Chazz suggested.
“Sure.” They all went off to class.

Everybody was in class two seconds later. Everybody… except for Professor Banner! The kids all sat there and did nothing. “Uuuuuuh… uuuuum…” Jaden poked Syrus.
“Ow.”
“Hey Sy, what do you think’s up wit’ Banner bein’ gone?” Jaden asked his buddy.
“I don’ know, but I hope he’s not being afflicted with a horrible debilitating illness right now,” Syrus hoped. Just then, Crowler entered the classroom with some books!
“Why hello, class,” Crowler greeted. “Because nobody can seem to find Professor Lyman Banner anywhere, I’m going to be your substitute teacher for today.”
“OH, COME ON!!” Barry the Beginner screamed! “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS KINDA STRESS!!” He bolted out of the room.
“… Well, then, let us begin.” Crowler opened up one of its books just as Cuts Man and Gut Man walked up to it.
“Cuts cuts cuts!! Hey teacher!!” Cuts Man cried! They both started whispering to it.
“… Hm, well y’know, I never even thought of THAT,” Crowler realized. “Okay, class dismissed.” Crowler and the robots ran out of the classroom.
“… I’ve decided!” Jaden decided! “Even though I’m hungry, we’re gonna go look for Banner! Sy, Koala, you’re comin’ with me!” Jaden picked up his two friends and ran off.
“WAIT!!” Chazz shouted! Jaden stopped running.
“What’s up?”
“I’m going with you three,” Chazz said, “I’m not gonna just sit here and look crazy or a whole period! I’d rather be doing something that matters!”
“Well awright, then, let’s go!” Chazz and Jaden ran out of the classroom, leaving the rest of the students staring straight ahead at nothing for a whole period.

MEANWHILE WITH CUTS MAN N’ GUT MAN…
The two robots and Crowler were standing before the massive door that was not to be opened. “So, Ms. Crowler, how do we open the door?” Gut Man asked.
“Oh, simple,” Crowler said, slicing the door in half with its bloody sword Duel Disk. The door broke into splinters, despite being made of metal, revealing a silver electronic door with a card key applicator sliding device thing. “And then…” It took out a card key of some sort and slid it through the card key applicator sliding device thing, allowing it to make a nice ‘BOOP’ sound.
“Oh, I like that sound,” Cuts Man said, smiling at the noise. The door slid open, revealing a bright, white room filled with intense fog.
“Woah, what’s in here?” Gut Man asked.
“Only the two most dangerous students in all of Kaibaland Duel Academy,” Crowler snickered. “Boys, hello there?” Two figures stirred around in the fog.

“Hey, can we come out yet?” one kid asked.
“Yes, sure sure sure,” Crowler allowed, beckoning the two out. The first was a tired-looking grey-haired kid in a blue coat holding a clear jar of nothing. His clothes, an undershirt and plain pants, had obviously been worn for a long time.
“Yes! Someone Jones is BACK!!” Someone Jones cheered!
“EEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” laughed the second one, in a horrifically high-pitched voice. It was some sort of clown-like figure in a red coat with lavender hair and a somewhat-receded hairline. Some red lines were drawn up and down its eyelids and lipstick sat on its lips.
“Welcome back to our school, Someone Jones and Jaeger Lazar!” Crowler announced in a grandiose manner!

Jaeger put one of his hands and placed it onto Crowler’s shoulder. “EEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” it laughed creepily.
“Ms. Crowler,” Gut Man asked, “why were these two kids locked up in here, anyways?”
“Well,” Crowler began, “Someone was placed in lockdown because he was too boring for me to let stay in my dorms. If he starts talking to people, they start falling asleep without noticing it. Jaeger was just too frigging creepy, eugh. That’s why we refer to ‘it’ as ‘it’.”
“It’s a clown joke?” Cuts Man guessed.
“Hmm, I never noticed that before.”
“EEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.
“Okay, please stop that,” Crowler asked.
“H-hey, d’you wanna know ‘bout my [i]COLLECTION[/i]?!” Someone Jones asked, holding up his jar.
“Um, no, that’s quite unnecessary…”
“EEEEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.
“Oh well, you see here?” Someone Jones pointed to something in his jar. “That there’s the wily Speedy Gasp! It’s really fast and hard to catch!”
“[i]EEEEEE[/i]-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed.
“This one over here’s the FAT Gasp! It’s really fat, so it was tough to fit into the jar!”
“Please, please stop it, you two!”
“[i][b]EEEEEEE[/i][/b]-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed, his eyes becoming more dilated and shaking wildly.
“STOP LAUGHING!!”
“Oh and over HERE is the Pink Gasp, the exclusively FEMALE gasp!”
“[i][b][u]EEEEEEEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE,[/i][/b][/u]” Jaeger laughed, now somewhat cloaked in a thin black veil of fear.
“PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!” Crowler sobbed!
“And that one, the RAREST gasp of all, is the LEGANDARY LE GASP!! It got THAT one at the start of the year!!”
[size="7"]“[b][i][u]EEEEEEEEE-HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE! HEE![/u][/i][/b]”[/size]
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!” Crowler wailed, falling over backward, foaming at the mouth and convulsing madly.

“… I think we’ve found what we were looking for,” Cuts Man thought, removing his knife-on-a-stick from behind his back.
“Let’s go find them,” Gut Man decided. He pulled out a list, saying ‘Jaden Yuki, Chazz Princeton, Bastion Misawa, Chancellor Shepherd, Lyman Banner’. As Cuts Man pulled Crowler’s Spirit Key from its neck, Gut Man instructed, “I want you two to knock out everybody in the school and find these five people, got it?”
Cuts Man took out a receiver and pressed a button on it. “Cuts cuts cuts! Sir, we’ve finally gotten things rolling. Could you please send us the secret weapon?”

MEANWHILE, WITH JADEN…
Jaden, Syrus, Koala Ko Ala and Chazz were throwing all sorts of random items around in Banner’s room. Books were lined up in a large pile, and Garfield was unable to move, having been placed on his back. “MEOW,” he meowed.
“Darn it, there HAS to be a clue in here!” Chazz cried! “Can anybody find a suspicious piece of paper?”
“I got one,” Syrus found. “‘Note to self: Tonight @ 9 ‘Deep Throat’ Channel 442.’ I wish I hadn’t read that.”
“Sorry, after hearing that, I can’t stay in here,” Chazz said, trying to forget what he’d just heard. “I’m gonna go out and find Dobbson and Billy to see what they’re doing. Good luck, and call me if you find anything of any use.”
“How do YOU know about it? ‘Cuz I don’t!” some random kid said. “And is it THAT insanely terrifying?”
Syrun frowned at him.
“Over here, a REAL clue!!” Koala Ko Ala discovered! He held out a nice, crisp piece of paper and held it out for everybody to see. “It reads ‘Note to Jaden: Find me at…’”
[/spoiler][spoiler=Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic
Episode 45: A Little Belowski
Part Two

MEANWHILE, WITH MANN MCOLDSMOBILE…
The poor guy was walking the halls, bored. “Boy, I wish that everybody else wasn’t in class or finding Crowler right now,” he sighed. “Why am I the only one who skips every class out here? Oh wait, that Koala guy does that, too. I’ll go find him!!” Mann McOldsmobile began running through the halls! A few random people were lying on the floor, flopping around like crazy. The further he ran, the more of them there were grouped together. As he approached a classroom, so many people were piled together that the door wouldn’t close for all the students in the doorway.

“Well, that’s just silly,” he chuckled. He continued running until he tripped over somebody. “Oof!” Mann McOldsmobile cried, tripping. “I sure wish I hadn’t tri…” He had fallen in one of the hallways filled with classes. People were everywhere. The entire floor was covered in sleeping, shaking students. “What in the…?! It looks as if… they were trying to get outta there,” Mann McOldsmobile thought aloud. He stood back up and carefully stepped over the children.
“…hee hee hee hee hee,” he heard further down the halls.
“…an’ THIS one’s an exclusive gasp from Malaysia!”
“GYAAAAAAAAH!! MAKE THEM STOP!!”
“That doesn’t sound good,” Mann McOldsmobile thought.

He picked up speed, racing down the hall, finally approaching the two newly-released students, harassing a small crowd of students, guarded by Chazz, blocking them from approaching further. Allied with the two were Cuts Man and Gut Man, who held onto three Spirit Keys. “SHADDAP!!” Chazz shouted, sending his fist flying towards Jaeger! “YOUR VOICES ARE IRRITATING US!!” His fist was stopped by Gut Man, grabbing him by the arm.
“Just go to sleep, alright?” Gut Man suggested.
“EEEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE,” Jaeger laughed.
“And then THIS one is Le Gasp, the prize of the entire collection!!” Someone Jones described.
“I… can’t handle it…” somebody sighed, struggling to stay awake. The people were dropping like sleepy, sleepy flies.
“I SAID SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!” Chazz flipped and kicked Gut Man in the face with both feet!
“Ugh!” Gut Man let go of Chazz accidentally, dropping him onto the ground.
“I can’t sleep until I save the school from you freaks!!” Chazz heroically announced! “I can’t even believe why YOU two’re doing this!!” Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson, whose class was being defended, stared at him with as pure an admiration you could get before getting freakishly enamored with somebody, because they like women.
“Cuts cuts cuts,” Cuts Man said, smacking Chazz over the head with his stick weapon, “just fall asleep already.”
“G-gaaaah…” Chazz groaned, falling unconscious.

“RAH!!” Mann McOldsmobile, Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson leaped at Cuts Man all at once, the only ones still awake!
“Too slow,” Gut Man said, deflecting them all at once. The three all fell over.
“Y-you hit Chazz, huh, you, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson growled.
“I reckon we can’t let anybody touch’m like that,” Billy Hills promised.
“We can,” Jaeger said ominously, in a voice deeper than his laugh would normally signify. It and Someone Jones grabbed the two by their collars. “Now what’s keeping you two awake at this point?”
“We can’t go ‘till we stop you guys,” Mann McOldsmobile said, stepping up behind them. He bonked them both on the head!
“Gyah!” Someone Jones cried! Jaeger didn’t flinch.
“Boss, we’ll take these guys onto the roof and duel them,” Jaeger told one of the robots.
[i]Why isn’t he hurt?![/i] Mann McOldsmobile wondered. [i]I put all my force into his attack, since he’s the creepy one![/i]
“Yeah, huh, we’ll handle you two up on the roof, huh” Deep-Voice Dobbson decided.
“Then go,” Cuts Man allowed, handing Jaeger some sort of Eye of Wdjat on a string.
“MY PLEASURE,” Jaeger smiled, opening his eyes as freakishly wide as possible, taking the Shadow Item. He and Someone Jones leaped up really hard, holding their victims above their heads as shields as they broke through the ceilings of every consecutive floor.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HUH I RECKON!!!” cried our two Slifers.

“Wh-what’re you two doing?!” Mann McOldsmobile asked.
“Figures he’d still be awake, being so tough n’ all,” Gut Man reckoned.
“Why are you attacking everybody?” he inquired.
“Simple.” Cuts Man smacked Mann McOldsmobile out the window and down onto the piers, sliding into a ship. “Eh,” he sighed, “that takes care of him… for now.”
As Mann McOldsmobile rubbed his head, which he’d fallen on, he looked back up at the school. “Th… those guys… why?!” As he prepared to leap back into the school, a jet flew by. It dropped a box about twenty feet tall and twenty feet wide. “Wh-what’s in the box?” The crate was marked ‘MEGY MAN’. “Crap,” he muttered, as the box exploded open.

MEANWHILE, WITH BILLY HILLS AND DEEP-VOICE DOBBSON…
The four had broken through the school all the way to the top of the white dome of the academy. “Oooh, I reckon…” Billy Hills gasped, as he and Deep-Voice Dobbson were dropped.
“What’re we doing here, huh, here, huh?” Deep-Voice Dobbson asked.
“Oh, we’re duelin’,” Someone Jones said, as he and Jaeger pulled out their Duel Disks.
“You see, we COULD battle each other to the death, seeing as you’re too pumped-up to sleep,” Jaeger proposed, “but we figure it’ll take less time to duel you.”
“We’ve had only each other to duel for the past five months of school, since we got locked up,” Someone Jones said, “so I think we’d like another person t’duel.”
“And in addition, we would like a Tag Duel, so that we may be able to defeat the both of you at once,” Jaeger added, “and though our decks MAY not work together in most circumstances, we’ve trained to combat that since we joined forces against the school.”

“Eh… eh… I… reckon okay?” Billy Hills sheepishly decided.
“Yeah, huh, let’s do it!” Deep-Voice Dobbson shouted!
“EEE-hee hee hee hee hee,” Jaeger laughed, with a voice that sounded as if he’d swallowed some helium, “DUEL.” He held out his shadow charm and immediately covered them all within an orb of darkness. (BH, DVD: 4000 Life Points, SJ, JL: 4000 Life Points)
“What’s this, huh?” Deep-Voice Dobbson asked.
“Th-this is a Shadow Game, I reckon,” Billy Hills dreaded. “I reckon we either win this game, or we’re toast.”
“I’m startin’ off THIS one!” Someone Jones proclaimed! He drew his opening hand and laughed a bit. “He-hey, I drew the card right off the bat!”
“Play it then,” Jaeger excitedly ordered.
“I play the Spell card, Final Countdown!!” A Spell appeared, showing twenty red orbs floating around a devilish-looking purple cloud. “We pay 2000 Life Points, and then in twenty turns, we automatically win this duel.” (SJ, JL: 2000 Life Points)
“What, huh?!”
“I reckon?!”
“Yes, we have some expert stalling tactics,” Jaeger stated. “Now go on, Someone.”
“I’ll activate Gasper Ghost Smackdown,” Someone Jones said, playing a Spell featuring an angry-looking puff of air. “Next I’ll set a monster and a Trap face-down, and end my turn,” Someone Jones finished, laying down his cards.

“My turn, huh!” Deep-Voice Dobbson announced. “I summon Bass Mouth!” A floating mouth with ruby-red lips appeared on the field.
“LA LALALA LAAAA,” it sang in a rich, deep voice. (Bass Mouth: 1800 Attack Points)
“Now attack, huh, Bass Mouth, huh, with Big Kiss!” Deep-Voice Dobbson ordered! The mouth flew over to the face-down card and pressed against it. The card flipped up, being Shining Angel, a regular-looking angel man, who then exploded.
“Thanks a bunch,” Someone Jones thanked. “Now because he was destroyed, his ability lets me Special Summon a Light monster from my deck with 1500 of less Attack Points! A spotlight appeared from the heavens, allowing a small pink puff of air to come onto the field.
“GASP!!” it gasped. (Pink Gasp: 300 Attack Points, 100 Defense Points)
“… Those are REAL cards, huh?!” Deep-Voice Dobbson asked, confused.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk]“Yes, yes they are,” Jaeger said, drawing his opening card, allowing a freakish song to play.[/url] “I play Jester Confit,” he said, revealing a fat clown man on a ball. “I can Special Summon him to the field when I choose to.” The fat clown man appeared on the field! “He’s a Spellcaster monster, meaning that it will make sense for me to activate the Field Spell card, Secret Village of the Spellcasters!” The white dome became a village in a forest, where the houses were fat acorns and there were odd floating lights everywhere.

“The effect is simple:” Jaeger explained, “if I control a Spellcaster and my opponent does not, they can’t use Spell cards. If I don’t control any Spellcasters, then we can’t activate Spells. Understand?”
“Th-the song’s gettin’ t’me, I reckon,” Billy Hills worried.
“I’ll set a card face-down and end my turn,” Jaeger finished, as the song cut off suddenly.

“W-well then…” Billy Hills looked at his hand. [i]I reckon I’m SO glad that Chazz threw this thing away after Duel Island…[/i] “I RECKON I SUMMON ELEMENTAL HERO OCEAN IN ATTACK MODE!!” Billy Hills threw down the nautical blue fish-man with the dolphin fin head! (Ocean: 1500 Attack Points)
“Woah, nice card, huh, Billy, huh!” Deep-Voice Dobbson complimented.
“Ocean, use yer’ Aqua Wave on Jester Confit, I reckon!!” Ocean held out his neat spear and caused a wall of water to wash toward the clown man!
“I activate my Waboku Trap card,” Jaeger announced, flipping up a card with several nun-like ladies in sky-blue robes. “All your battle damage is negated.” The wave washed over the clown, doing nothing.
“W-well, then, I reckon I’ll set a card,” Billy Hills said, setting Hero Signal.
“Do you end your turn?” Jaeger asked.
“W-well, since I can’t use m’Spells, I reckon so,” Billy Hills reckoned.
“Good. At the end of my opponent’s turn after I Special Summon him, Jester Confit and one monster under my opponent’s control are sent back to their respective hands,” Jaeger explained. “Bye bye, Bass Mouth.”
“Wha, huh?!” Deep-Voice Dobbson gasped. The jester looked really, really hard at the Bass Mouth. It backed off and into Deep-Voice Dobbson’s hand. Jester Confit nodded, as if to say ‘You BETTER run,’ and left the field.
“Now it’s been four turns,” Jaeger announced, bringing Final Countdown to mind. “Go, my friend.”

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ggul4fBQw0]“I activate the card Gasper Ghost Smackdown!” Someone Jones said, playing a Spell card showing a fat puff of air getting really, really mad.[/url]
“Why do they keep usin’ their theme songs, huh?!” Deep-Voice Dobbson complained, slightly irritated.
“Next I’ll summon another Shining Angel to the field.” A second angel descended onto the field. (Shining Angel: 1400 Attack Points) “I attack Elemental Hero Ocean with him, while activating my Trap card!”
“He’s commitin’ suicide, I reckon?!” Billy Hills gasped!
“Not quite!” Someone Jones hinted. The Shining Angel flew over and punched Ocean, who didn’t seem hurt by him in any way. He slapped him across the face, blowing him up. However, no damage was inflicted, as a Trap showing a man blasting a dinosaur with a laser was face-up! “It’s Spirit Barrier, and as long as I control a monster, I don’t take damage,” Someone Jones said.
“Me neither, as this is a Tag Duel,” Jaeger added.
“Huh, damn, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson cursed.

“Next, with Shining Angel’s ability, I’ll summon Fat Gasp from my deck!” Someone Jones continued, as a fat yellow puff of air appeared, similar to the one featured on his Spell. (Fat Gasp: 300 Attack Points, 100 Defense Points) “Also, since I just lost a Fairy-type monster, my Gasper Ghost Smackdown Spell activates! The Attack Points of every ‘Gasp’ monster that was on the field when it was beaten becomes 3000.”
“Oh no, huh!!” Deep-Voice Dobbson cried! “I don’t have anything on the field!!”
“Go, m’little Pink Gasp!” Someone Jones commanded! “Do your stuff!!” The pink puffy thing got mad… turned red… and then began fuming with smoke!! It was now clear that the Gasper Ghosts were rip-offs of existing monsters!!!
“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!” it growled! (Pink Gasp: 3000 Attack Points, Fat Gasp: 300 Attack Points)
“Attack Ocean!!” Someone Jones ordered!
“FWOOOOOO!” Pink Gasp exhaled, breathing at Ocean! Ocean was blown to pieces. (BH, DVD: 2500 Life Points)
“Wait, I activate Hero Signal, I reckon!” Billy Hills shouted! His Trap flipped up, shooting an ‘H’ into the sky!
“Oh, that paltry ‘H’ isn’t enough to defeat us,” Jaeger snickered.
“Maybe it is, I reckon, ‘cause I summon Elemental Hero Woodsman from my deck!” Woodsman appeared all of a sudden!
“HEY!!” he shouted, in his funny accent! “LET’S PAHTY!!” (Woodsman: 2000 Defense Points)
“Fat Gasp, attack the OTHER one, then,” Someone Jones decided. [i]Oh no,[/i] Billy Hills realized, [i]I forgot he could do that![/i]
“Fwoooooo,” exhaled the fat one.
“W-woah, WOOOOAH, HUH!!” Deep-Voice Dobbson cried, being blown away!
“DOBBSON, I RECKON!!” Billy Hills screamed!
“HUH!!” Deep-Voice Dobbson grunted, smashing against one of the acorn houses of the Secret Village, just to remind you that it was still there. (BH, DVD: 2200 Life Points)
“I think I can call that a turn,” Someone Jones said.
“Hoo,” sighed Pink Gasp, feeling better again, turning pink once more. (Pink Gasp: 300 Attack Points)

“Dobbson, I reckon!” Billy Hills gasped, helping Deep-Voice Dobbson to his feet! “Are you okay, I reckon?!”
“Y-yeah, huh, Billy, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson huffed, “I, huh, just, huh, didn’t expect’m to, huh, be able to, huh, do that, huh…”
“This is a Shadow Duel, they do that there, I reckon,” Billy Hills explained.
“Aw, huh, should’a though’a that, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson thought. “A-anyways,” he started, walking back to his spot with Billy Hills, “I’ll set two cards, huh.” A Trap and a monster appeared. [i]Don’t worry, Billy,[/i] he thought, [i]I got the Field taken huh, care of, huh.[/i]
“No Spells, kid?” Jaeger asked inquisitively. “You do realize that I don’t have a Spellcaster right now, yes?”
“I know, huh, weird guy, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson acknowledged.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk]“Oh well. My turn, then,” Jaeger said, as his theme tune began again, irritatingly.[/url]
“Not again, I reckon,” Billy Hills complained under his breath.
“I’ll Special Summon Jester Confit to the field again and set a card face-down, ending turn seven of the duel.” The cards appeared, and the clown looked as fat as ever. His weak stats just seemed to mock Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson. (Jester Confit: 0 Attack Points) The song ended again. Billy Hills took that as the signal to draw his next card. [i]Dang dang dang,[/i] he thought, [i]if that Village wasn’t active, I could do a fusion, and then I reckon I’d beat that Jester n’ win![/i]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQjcGFoN6tk]“Alright, huh, Billy, huh, use your Woodsman’s ability!!”[/url] Deep-Voice Dobbson yelled! “I flip up my Trap, huh, Dust Tornado, huh, which destroys your Secret Village of the Spellcasters!!” A huge brown tornado blew by, sending dust everywhere, ripping all the acorns from their foundations!
“Koffkoffkoff,” Jaeger coughed, “what have you done?!”
“I just let Billy use his Spells, huh!” Deep-Voice Dobbson said, smiling like a winner!
“I reckon I’ll use my Woodsman’s special effect, givin’ me a Polymerization card!!” Billy Hills shouted!
“HERE YOU GOOOOO!!” Woodsman yelled, throwing Billy Hills a Polymerization Spell card!
“I reckon I couldn’t do this without you, Dobbson, thanks!” Billy Hills thanked! “I activate Polymerization to fuse Woodsman with Ice Edge from my hand!” The signature wormhole appeared, and the two heroes jumped inside. Some icy fog spilled out from the portal, followed by Elemental Hero Absolute Zero dashing right through Jester Confit’s body!! (Absolute Zero: 2500 Attack Points)

“Oh my gosh!!” Someone Jones screamed!
“You lose, I reckon,” Billy Hills said, smiling like a winner.
“No, I don’t!” Jaeger laughed!
“What’re you talkin’ about, huh, clown, huh?” Deep-Voice Dobbson ordered.
“My Trap card, Crush Card Virus, activates!” Jaeger said, smiling gleefully! His Trap, showing some evil-looking viruses, flipped up and exploded into digital triangles, making Jester Confit turn completely purple and melt. Absolute Zero took a few steps back before falling over, releasing a huge gust of cold air. The Gasper Ghosts were taken with it.
“Shucks,” Someone Jones cursed, “but at least you can’t attack!”
“Wh-what happened, I reckon?!” Billy Hills asked, scared now.
“Crush Card Virus needs me to tribute a Dark monster with less than 1000 Attack Points. Then all monsters on your sides of the field, in your hand, AND which you will be drawing for three of your turns, are destroyed if they have 1500 or more Attack Points!” Jaeger explained!
“I reckon…”
“Huh, huh…” The two black-coated boys were stunned.
“Go on, discard your monsters,” Jaeger ordered. Deep-Voice Dobbson and Billy Hills discarded Elemental Hero Heat, Elemental Hero Stratos, Bass Lion, and Bass Caterpillar.
Billy Hills looked at the Magic Cylinder card in his hand. “Fine, I reckon, I’ll set a card and end my turn,” Billy Hills said, as if he’d already been defeated. [i]No, I reckon that shouldn’t have happened! I reckon we almost won then n’ there! Even if I’d attacked a Gasp, Absolute Zero’d STILL get beaten, I reckon![/i]

“You two are SUCH horrible duelists,” Jaeger informed, “you even forgot that we controlled Spirit Barrier!!” He pointed to the card on Someone Jones’ side of the field.
[i]Huh?![/i]
[i]I reckon he’s right!![/i]
“EEEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE,” Jeager laughed, with that high-pitched voice of his! “MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!! IT’S USELESS!! YOU’RE TOO INEXPERIENCED FOR US!! YOU’VE ALREADY LOST, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!! THERE’S NOTHING STANDING INBETWEEN US AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL BESIDES TWELVE MORE TURNS!! EVERYBODY ON THIS ISLAND IS AS GOOD AS DEAD!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!”
“D-Dobbson, I reckon…” Billy Hills said softly.
“Don’t give up yet, huh, Billy, huh,” Deep-Voice Dobbson urged, filled with rage, “we can do this. Please don’t give up.”

[i]I don’t know if I can hold out anymore, I reckon.[/i]

MEANWHILE, BACK WITH JADEN…
Jaden and his two good friends were hiking through the forest together, now that they knew where to go. Luckily, they were VERY far away from the school by now, oblivious to what was going on. “Ah, boy, I really hope Banner’s okay, yo…” Jaden hoped.
“Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s fine, though Syrus isn’t,” Koala Ko Ala said.
“I’m not sure he’s alright,” Syrus admitted.
“Aw come on, Sy. Either way, I already miss the guy!” Jaden sighed. “I just remember all those nice things he did for us.”

[i]“Here Jaden,” Banner said one day during dinner while holding Garfield, “have this brownie.” He gave Jaden a brownie.
“Hubba-WHA?!” Jaden gasped! “Are… are ‘ya SURE you’re willin’ to give up ‘dat brownie?!”
“Eh, sure, Garfield licked it already.”
“MEOW.”
“Eh… what?” Jaden asked, having already stuck the entire thing into his mouth. He threw up a minute later.[/i]

Jaden’s expression turned sour. “… Well, he usually means well.” They continued to walk, and the area around them became foggier and foggier.
“Jaden, we’re here,” Syrus said.
“Then let’s go, yo,” Jaden decided, as the three of them walked into the abandoned dormitory for the last time this season.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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Okay, everybody, turn out that all older topics can't have their names changed. Because of that comboed with the notion that all of my previous links in the Chapter Library won't work anymore, and I'd say I'm obsessive over having my title change and stuff, I'm just going to construct a new topic and take a while off as I get used to this weird-ass forum change. So when school starts for me, August 16th, I'll come back in and begin by posting two chapters a week in order to make up for lost time. Capeesh? Aight, get outta 'ere, kids. I gotta lotta work ta be done.