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Kaisu Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Chapter Eight part 2 - “Next, I’ll activate the Spell card, Different Dimension Capsule,” Zane said, Cyber Dragon staring down Jaden like some hungry guy staring down a stack of pancakes. A sarcophagus appeared on the field and Zane took his deck out from the deck holder. A card popped out like magic, and he placed it in fromt of his face menacingly! “It allows me to take any card in my deck, and remove it from play for two turns. Then I can add it to my hand.” He put the card into the HOLOGRAM and it left the third dimension entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weather Report - Stand Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 NEW CHAPPEYTERR. [spoiler=Chapter Five: The Shadow Duelist][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan-Fic!Episode Five: The Shadow Duelist – Part One It was not the normal morning you’d wake up to on Duel Academy Island; it was night. There was a moon in the sky. For some reason, Alexis had wandered into a forest, and nearby was a large, decrepit building that SHOULD have been torn down, but I GUESS they just LOVE SAFETY HAZARDS. Like the VOLCANO. Alexis bent down and placed a rose down gently. Then Anrgy McArgue and Nancy Wut set their own roses next to the first. Be at peace, brother, they all thought in unison, wherever you are. Meanwhile, Jaden, Syrus and Koala Ko Ala were seated around a table in the dark with a candle and trading cards! “Uh, okay, so here’s my story,” Syrus said. “Uh, so there was a cave at night, and I walked in. And so when I’m in, then I see some, uh, cards, and I bend down to pick them up from the water. Then an, uh, arm grabs me, and I drown!” Suddenly Koala Ko Ala smacks him in the back of the head.“That was just stupid! Even worse than MY story, and we ALL KNOW how un-scary were-koalas are!”“Calm down, Koala Ko Ala,” Jaden sighed, “Let me tell MY ghost Duel Monsters story!”“Dah, okay.”“Okay, so LOOOOOONG AGO, when I was eight years younger, I would hear CREEPY sounds from my toy chest where I kept my cards in, yo,” he told. “Then I was really scared and wanted to check it out, y’know what I’m sayin’? So I opened it up… and there was an evil Yubel card in it, and from then on, it kept ruining the lives of me and my friends until I got rid of it! THE END!”“That was even DUMBER!!” Koala Ko Ala roared!“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”“MEOW.”“WAAAH!!” The kids turned around and saw the headmaster standing around with Garfield the cat! “AARGH, HOW’D YOU GET IN HERE?!”“Well, if I gave an explanation, you’d think very low of me, so I’ll just keep quiet,” Professor Banner said.“Hey, wanna tell a SPOOKY story?” Jaden suggested.“Uh, okay. Once there was a dorm at the edge of the island’s forest. Then it was shut down because a lot of students kept MYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPEARING!! Muhuhahahaha!” Banner laughed!“Wh-where’d they all go, then?” Syrus innocently asked.“They left the island because they didn’t like the idea of being stuck on an island until you graduate. Y’see?”“Oooooooh.”“MEOW,” Garfield meowed in his creepy voice.“Oop, that means he needs to take a poop.” Banner rose out of his chair and left. “See you.”“Bye.” “Hey Jaden,” Syrus remembered, “I remember seeing a creepy building at the end of the forest before.”“Then let’s go tomorrow!” Jaden exclaimed!“But WHYYYYYYYYY?! If we go, then we’ll fall through the old, rotten floorboards, then we’ll be trapped under hundreds of pounds of wood and insects and dirt. Then we’ll slowly starve to death, as nobody could hear us scream!”“But if it’s that rotten, we can pick it up!”“That doesn’t make sense! Did you even listen to the whole thing?”“Anyways,” Koala Ko Ala yawned, “Count me out. I’m too fat and lazy to go do stuff.”“But—““FAT AND LAZY!” he stressed. Meanwhile again, right outside of the window, Crowler stood and listened. “Heheheheheh,” Crowler schemed, “this is just the thing I’ve been waiting for! I’ll hire some evil guy to lay in wait for those kids and duel them into submission! Hahahaha!”“Hey, is that Crowler?” Jaden asked. “I’ll be right back, I’ve gotta go say hi to Crowler!”“Whoops.” Crowler leaped off of the cliff in order to escape. MEANWHILE AGAIN, in the town of Citysville, some dude just won a card game. He wore a fat black suit and a Darkwing Duck hat. And a domino mask. Since they hide your face so well. “Oh noooooo!” screamed his victim, a bald guy with shades. “I lost!! How dare you beat a blind man!”“Too bad, I’m just that strong,” the man laughed.“No, you stink if you can only beat blind people you forced to play card games!”“Shut up! I’m invincible whenever I play against blind people! Now gimmee your soul!” He held out a Millennium Puzzle and it glowed furiously! Several people living in the buildings nearby yelled at him to turn it off.“Oh no, apparently due to what those people are saying, you’re holding up something that glows!” the blind man gasped. Suddenly the puzzle shot a bullet out of its Eye of Wdjat.“Yeah, I got another soul!” the evil man smiled.“Nuh-uh, you only hit my calf! Ugh, the pain!”“Rest in peace,” the jerk continued, “IN THE SHADOW REALM.”“Are you making fun of my blindneeeeeess?!” The blind man fainted.“That was fun,” the evil guy said, as his cell phone began ringing. “Evil Man Duels and Shoots Blind People Inc., how may I help you beat and shoot blind people?”“Um, yes, I have a SPECIAL assignment for you,” Crowler said over the phone.“Hmm, what KIND of special assignment?”“Ow, the pain!”“Shut up, blind man I just beat!”“I want you to duel a KID, tomorrow night on Duel Academy Island.”“Hmm. Sounds risky,” the man thought aloud, rubbing his chin. “Oh well, how much harder can a kid be than a blind guy? I’ll take it. Have a nice day.” He cut off the cell phone. “Oh, wait, where was I supposed to go again?”“Duel Academy Island,” the blind guy reminded.“Hey, thanks.” THE! NEXT!! DAY!!! Crowler was sneaking a peek at Jaden and Syrus in their class, again, as usual. “Hmm,” it thought, “Failing another class, is that right? Well, don’t you worry, you’ll have a make-up lesson soon enough -- if you knowwhat I mean! That duelist I hired will beat you so badly that you’ll feel bad whenever you duel, and then soon enough, you’ll flunk out of school!! Ha ha!”“There are several things wrong with your plan, teach,” Jaden said, apparently paying attention, “I’m not going to lose to some evil, evil idiot you’ve probably hired, and also, the LAST time you hired somebody to beat me, just a few days ago, I suffered NO adverse effects AT ALL! Chew on THAT, sucka!”“NRGH! Beaten in a battle of wits, but I haven’t lost the war!” Crowler retreated, and the class cheered Jaden on for him common sense. AND! THAT!! NIGHT!!! Crowler was now, instead of spying on Jaden as usual, standing on the docks of Duel Academy Island, next to the depressingly small lighthouse. Suddenly, a MAN IN BLACK CLOTHING WALKED OVER!! Crowler turned and faced him and asked, “Titan, I presume?”“Yes,” the man in the black clothing who enjoys defeating blind people whilst wearing a domino mask answered, “I’m Titan. Cocoa Titan, at your service.”“Cocoa?” Crowler gasped, “I thought your FIRST name was Titan.”“THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.”“Anyhoo,” Crowler continued, “I want you do defeat a small child SO INTENSELY that he LOSES his WILL to LIVE as a DUELIST!”“Is he… blind?” Cocoa inferred.“No, he has perfect vision, according to my findings. And I’m not going to tell you where I got THOSE from…” Crowler’s eyes shifted nervously from side to side. “But are you up to the challenge?”“Yes, but it’s going to cost you extra.”“We’ve already discussed the price.” Crowler handed Cocoa two Hanewata cards and a D.3.S. Frog.“E-HE-HEEEEXELENT.” Titan left quickly, across the docks.“Wait, do you know who he is?!” Crowler yelled.“Don’t worry, my DUEL senses never fail me! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”“Hm, what a weirdo,” Crowler mumbled. “Boy, I just LOOVES me some dark forests at night!” Jaden cheered, leading his friends along a beaten path in the woods, holding up an old-fashioned barn lantern.“Jaden,” Syrus whined, “I don’t wanna go find the house that will break under our weight and make us starve to death! Plus, what if a serial murderer rapist appears, grabs us from behind, slits our throats and does who-knows-what to our corpses?!” Syrus turned around and scared away a serial murderer rapist that was holding a knife behind them. “THAT was close… but what about the next time?!”“Well, can’t you just turn around again, Syrus?” Koala Ko Ala suggested.“Yeah, but, uh, I…” And suddenly, they were at the abandoned dorm of legend!! “Oi! How’d we get here so fast?!”“Hold that thought, yo, ‘cause I found a flower!” Jaden bent down and examined three roses lying on the ground. “Wait, THREE flowers! Jackpot!”“What does this mean for US?” Syrus asked.“…Let’s go inside!” Jaden suggested. “You’re ignoring me. Why are you ignoring me?”“Hey, what’s that light?” a feminine voice called out through the darkness. Jaden held his light up to her face and it was… Nancy Wut! And Angry McArgue! And Alexis Rhodes!“It’s you!” Jaden exclaimed! “What are YOU doing here?”“That’s funny, I was about to ask the same thing!” Angry growled.“Hey, don’t steal my lines,” Alexis ordered. “We just wanted to investigate it, like Paranormal Investigation, or whatever the show’s called,” Koala Ko Ala suggested.“HUH?!?!” Nancy gasped!“That’s dumb, you KNOW how people have a tendency to decide to drop out of school here for no good reason!” Alexis roared! “Only people with high duel energy can make it out safely!”“What are you talking about?!” Syrus cried! Jaden waved the question away. “Naah, that can’t happen, Lexie. And Nan. And Angy.”“Did he just give us all stupid nicknames?” Angry asked, quite angrily. “My reason,” Jaden continued, “Is that if your duel energy is 7,084, mine is 9,013.”“Why is it so high?!” Syrus asked, loudly this time.“Don’t even ask, he’s in another world,” Koala Ko Ala said.“No, it’s at 4K right now, not even enough to walk through the door!” Alexis argued!“Woah, yo, don’t get mad, get glad!” Jaden urged.“BOO,” somebody said.“Ahh, not that again!” Syrus gasped!“We won’t get in your way, but at least tell us why YOU’RE here.” Alexis suddenly turned melancholy. “Well, you see, one of the kids who left here was my brother,” she sighed.“HOW SUPRISING!” the boys gasped!!“And…” Angry McArgue added, “He was also my father.”“OH MY GOSH!!”“And, also,” Nancy added, “He was my son.”“HOLY CRAP!!”“Now, wait a minute,” Syrus groaned, “You’ve got to be kidding. This makes no sense. Stop joking. I can believe Alexis, but—““Actually, they’re telling the truth too,” Alexis revealed.“B-but—““Don’t ask.”Today I’ve uncovered a secret which should have never been revealed, Jaden shuddered. Suddenly and inexplicably, Alexis and her entourage disappeared.“Did she just disappear?” Syrus whispered in terror!“Well, why’re you just standin’ there?” Koala Ko Ala asked. “It’s like you’re just WAITIN’ to disappear! US, on the other hand,” He pointed to Jaden. “Are going in.”“I didn’t get a word you said!” Syrus whimpered. Reluctantly, he followed his friends… into the darkness… Meanwhile, standing by some trees whilst leaving, Alexis and her female buds stopped and checked on the unsuspecting little boys. “I sure hope that they make it out okay,” Alexis sighed softly.“I sure hope that we don’t get kidnapped by a large idiot,” Nancy sighed softly.“IDIOT!” Angry slapped her in the face! “Don’t you KNOW what happens when you say stuff like that?!”“I’m sorry! I couldn’t help it!” Nancy cried! “THERE YOU ARE,” Cocoa growled menacingly, appearing out of thin air.“Oh crap…” Alexis shuddered.“DAMN YOU NANCYYYYYYYYYYYY…” was all Angry could yell. “Wh-what was that?!” Syrus shuddered.“Aw, you’re just trying to scare us with your girly screams of vengeance, Sy!” Jaden chuckled.“Why do I even bother…” TO BE CONTINUED… [spoiler=Part Two]TO BE CONTINUED... RIGHT NOW!The group was inside of the building, which was designed with some shelves, cupboards and ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs for some reason.“What’s up with this place?” Koala Ko Ala asked. “It’s like Victorian-era Egypt… in England… and stuff.”“Who cares? It’s sure spooky!” Jaden poked at a suit of knight armor.“What’s with the armor?”“Dunno. It was just here. Oh look, yo, a photo-yo!” Jaden shined his flashlight on a guy who looks like a more masculine Alexis. And somehow, a more masculine Angry and Nancy, as well… Meanwhile, down below the rotting floorboards, Alexis and her friends woke up inside of a creepy-looking coffin. “What’s going on?” Angry McArgue yelled, tugging at the ropes holding her hands together.“Heheheh,” Cocoa laughed, “It seems that you’ve fallen into my trap…”“SHUT UP, YOU STUPID, STUPID, PERSON!!” She roared loudly enough for the trio up above to hear her!“That sounds like a heated argument!” Syrus inferred!“We’ve just GOTTA see this!” Jaden lead the group toward the nearest staircase and they dashed down to see what they were missing. The stairs ended by a whole bunch of old furnishings covered up in white cloth. “Where are you, Alexis? And Angry? And Nancy?”“Hey, look!” Koala Ko Ala picked a card off of the floor. It was Cyber Blader! “Does this card have any relevance? I’ve sure never seen it before.”“We have,” Syrus assured. Jaden swiped it out of the chum’s hand and took it for himself. “I’ll lead the way so that I can return this card to Alexis or not!” he said, triumphantly! Finally, we can be together… FOREVER. “This way!” Jaden ran through a large mine-like path without thinking about what could possibly go wrong.“Jaden, what if that serial-rapist-murderer appears again?!”“Well he’ll just kill all of the rapists around here, Sy! Especially if you phrase it like that!” Two minutes later, they arrived in a really big but normal-looking cave with cool lines drawn across the ground, making it not normal anymore. “What’s wrong with you, man?!” Angry ordered of Cocoa.“I just told you what! I’m sorry!”“Oh, hey, Jaden?” Alexis noticed Jaden and co. “Please just duel this guy and let’s get out of here. He’s a complete and utter failure.”“What?” Jaden asked.“He thought that WE were ALL you, Jaden!” Angry explained loudly! “Ugh, and what a mistake THAT was!” Cocoa put his face in his palms. “Gosh, maybe dueling and shooting all of those blind buys was stupid. Maybe I’ve caught their blindness!”“I have an anti-blindness potion!” Nancy offered. “R-really? Can I have it?”“Sure, but you have to beat the REAL Jaden first!”“Okay.” “WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!” Jaden called! “First off, let me ask you; Is this REALLY how your brother, father and son looked like, or has he really just let himself go? I mean, he LOOKS like an Atticus, but I’m not quite convinced.”“He’s evil.”“Oh, thanks, Alexis!”“Heh,” Cocoa smirked. “I’ll play against you, but if you lose… I’ll make you lose your soul via gunshot wound to the calf!” He held out his MYSTICAL Millennium Puzzle.“Wait… are YOU the guy Ms. Crowler hired to beat me? That’s cool!”“Wait a minute, guys,” Koala Ko Ala said, “Why don’t you just shoot him now so that—“ Syrus grabbed his mouth. “Mmfph?!”“Don’t say anything!” Syrus whispered. “Idiots are prone to doing whatever you tell them to! Trust me, I know how it works!” “Hey Jaden,” Syrus said, “Could you get me some milk?”“Sure, Sy!” Jaden said. He walked over to the refrigerator. “Game on, get’cher game on,” he quietly sang. Jaden took the milk carton out of the refrigerator and Syrus could barely contain his laughter. Suddenly, it exploded, setting Jaden on fire!“HAHAHA!! YOU FELL FOR IT!!”“What a cruel trick! Even I would’ve fallen for something so innocent!”“Quiet, Chumley, I’m tryin’ to duel here!” Jaden ordered!“THAT’S NOT MY NAME!!” Jaden pulled out a container of ‘Dehydrated Duel Disk Pellets’ from his back pocket, spat on it, and took out a fully-fledged Duel Disk! “Technology these days SURE is convenient!” He put it on and set his deck inside. “Now get your game on, boyo!”“BOO,” somebody said.“That’s twice in one night!” Syrus gasped! “Or… was it once yesterday and once tonight…?”“HI-YA HOO!!” Cocoa strapped a glove onto his arm, which grew into a duel disk! It came out from a slot, I mean.“Hurry, guys,” Nancy wailed! “I have to go to the bathroom!”“You always say that when you get captured!” Angry said.“But it makes them work faster,” she replied with a wink.“I’m just gonna forget you said that, yo.” (Jaden: 4000 Life Points Cocoa Titan: 4000 Life Points) “Ha, the Life counter says you’re ‘Cocoa Titan’!”“Ugh, this is one reason why I only duel blind people,” Cocoa recoiled.“Is your first name Cocoa, or are you some giant with power over chocolate? The possibilities are boggling my mind!!” Jaden roared…with laughter!“You’ll pay for that. I summon Infernal Queen Archfiend!” Cocoa summoned! A purple stick figure appeared on the field. (Stick Figure Purple: 900 Attack Points)“That’s not an Archfiend,” Alexis noticed.“… That’s another reason why I duel blind people.”“Dang, I can’t let my guard down, that thing’s part of the Stick Figure series!” Jaden growled!“So he knows the cards well,” Cocoa said in a dramatic fashion. “As long as my Purple is on the field, all Stick Figure cards gain 1000 Attack Points!”“Crap, now they’re slightly more frightening!” Syrus yelled!“Purplepurplepurple…” Purple chanted. Suddenly it gained 1000 Attack Points. (Stick Figure Purple: 1900 Attack Points)“At least as long as you control these monsters, you have to pay life points on every Standby Phase, just like the Archfiends!” Jaden smartly recited from memory! “GAME OVER! I gain Duel Energy equal to yours, putting me at a high and mighty 9,457!”“You remembered about that crap?!” Alexis gasped.“Actually, my boy, you’re wrong. DEAD WRONG! Hahahaha!” laughed Cocoa, as if he’d made a great joke. “I play my Field card!”“No, it can’t beeeee!” Jaden cried, shielding his eyes! They were now in a huge, demonic, red arena decorated with skeletal totems. “WHY IS IT STILL PANDEMONIUM?!?!” Syrus wondered!“Hey, I was about to ask that!” Angry argued! “GIVE IT BACK!” Alexis smashed her forehead with her head, knocking her out.“Patched!” Nancy said, with a wink.“Now, I don’t have to pay!” Cocoa laughed evilly! “Also, when a Stick Figure is destroyed out of battle, Pandemonium lets me put another one into my hand from my deck! Muhuhahahaha!!” Suddenly, the three coffins were closed by some evil bony tentacles! “What the fu—““I JUST GOT PAAAAAATCHED!!” The coffins were all dragged underground… BY HOLOGRAMS.“Noooooo, I don’t understand! How could this have happened?!” Jaden screamed! “You didn’t protect them,” Cocoa mocked.“No, literally, how do holograms do that in real life? They’re just… just pictures! I’ll never forgive you for disobeying the laws of nature,” Jaden roared with anger! “Never! Never! NEVEEEEER!!”“That was a good point!” Syrus agreed! “Here I go! Punishment, start!!” Jaden summoned… “Elemental Hero Avian!”“NO, DON’T!!” urged his friends. Avian appeared in all of his stupid glory.“I’ll try my best!” he promised. (Avian: 1000 Attack Points)“I’ll throw down sum’ face-downs as well!” Jaden added.“BOO,” somebody said.“JADEN, STOP MAKING IT DO THAT!”“What the heck was that?!” Cocoa asked, as if he’d just been insulted. “You just summoned a super-weak monster! How dense can you be?! You act as if you have no eyesight!”“Shut up, blindophobe!” Cocoa wiped away a single tear. “You’ll pay for that comment very DEARLY INDEED. I summon Red Stick Figure!” A red stick figure appeared on the field, covered in sparks for some reason. (Red Stick Figure: 2000 Attack Points)“And now, do your stuff, Purple!”“Purplepurplepurple…” chanted Purple Stick Figure once again. Then the other figure gained power just like before! (Red Stick Figure: 3000 Attack Points)“And now my second fiend is now a fiendish fiend to be reckoned with indeed,” Cocoa taunted.“That joke was TERRIBLE!”“Who gives a crap? Red Stick Figure, use Red Stick Figure Attack!!”“Did ANYBODY put ANY effort into these stupid cards?!” Koala Ko Ala asked the world. The red stick figure ran up to Avian and punched him. “Help me, Jaden!” Avian pleaded! “Too bad, I use Mirror Force!” Jaden activated!“You DO care!!” Avian sniffled.“Too bad, because when my Red Stick Figure is targeted by a card effect…” Cocoa chuckled, “… A RANDOM NUMBER APPEARS! And if it’s a two or five, it fails and you fail forever!” Out of the pool that nobody really noticed before in the center of the arena, a two appeared. “Two,” said some young, disembodied voice.“Hey that card cheats yo!”“Too bad! Punch him again!” Red Stick Figure punched Avian as the Mirror Gate card exploded into smithereens!“Noooooo!” Avian gasped! He exploded, too, in a dramatic fashion.“I can’t believe that just happened, guys!” Jaden cried! “I mean, did you see it coming?”“NO.”“Oh.” (Jaden: 2000 Life Points) “Well now I can use my other card, Hero Signal!” His Hero Signal card appeared, shooting out a heroic ‘H’ into the sky!“Oh no, an ‘H’! My least favorite letter…” Cocoa grunted.“And it lets me summon an E-Hero from my deck with 1500 or less Attack Points! So come on out, Clayman!” Jaden invited!“Hurgh!!” Clayman grunted, in similar fashion to Cocoa, and sat down in a defensive position. (Clayman: 2000 Defense Points)“Yeah! Now that yucky purple monster can’t POSSIBLY beat HIM!” Syrus smiled contentedly. “Clayman can DEFINETLY protect his Lie Points from THAT!”“Maybe so,” Cocoa said, “But not from THIS!!” He held out his millennium puzzle! It glowed!“AAAHH!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!” Cocoa looked at the field. Nothing had changed.“Darn, now I seem like a big blowhard,” Cocoa whimpered. “Well, it was supposed to kill you, but I guess I’ll have to do it the old-fashioned way… in a battle of wits!” “This looks serious,” Jaden muttered, “He just tried to kill me, and failed due to my magical name protection. But now I’m gonna get my game on!”“BOO,” somebody said.“DAMMIT JADEN, STOP SAYING IT!!” sobbed Syrus.“I can’t help it; it’s in mah blood! My turn, yo! I play the Spell card Pot of Greed!” An ugly card featuring a horrendous pot was activated! “It lets me draw two cards! Then I fuse my Elemental Heroes Clayman and Sparkman to summon Elemental Hero Thunder Giant!” He slapped Polymerization onto the field, and Sparkman flew onto the scene! Then he and his buddy were sucked into a massive tornado which spat them out as a GIANT, ROARING GIANT MAN! Yeah, I said it TWICE! (Thunder Giant: 2400 Attack Points)“Now, use your ability to kill that stupid red guy!” commanded Jaden!“Five,” the voice from earlier said.“Crap, I forgot!” Jaden cursed! “That was stupiiiiiid!” Thunder Giant shot lightning bolts at Red Stick Figure, and then they bounced back and made him explode.“WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST ATTACK THE PURPLE?!” Koala Ko Ala ordered! “THE PURPLEEEEEEEEE!!”“I DON’T KNOW!”“Well, Jaden,” Cocoa snickered, “Looks like you don’t stand a FIEND of a chance! MUHUHAHAHAHA—““You fail at comedy.”“Oh.” TO BE CONTINUED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I have finished the episode! Titan the "Shadow Duelist" takes the abandoned dorm by storm!! Can Jaden and his best buds save the world?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 This guide is dedicated to chronicling the stuffness of the characters introduced within episodes 1-26. Please be patient. Someday I will add all the pictures and order them by episode introduced. [spoiler= Character Guide V.1] Jaden Yuki [i]“Get your game on, yo!”[/i] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2hncj0o.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14, I guess; Nationality: Uh, I GUESS Japanese; Deck type: Elemental Hero Jaden is an idiot who spouts 80’s catchphrases at whim, including all possible forms of traditional American slang. He also rarely loses. Why? His name has ‘Yu’ in it. Also because he cheats sometimes. Due to his stupidity, many people hate him, including the infamous Ms. Crowler. He originally caught the attention of his school after he defeated an Ultra-Rare Holofoil monster card, something that APPARENTLY other people can’t do, not long after getting his very own magical Winged Kuriboh trading card, which he hates with a passion. He’s also known as Jaden ‘Yucky’. Signature cards: Elemental Hero Flame Wingman, Elemental Hero Thunder Giant, Winged Kuriboh (Gots a spirit), Winged Kuriboh Level 10, Elemental Hero Avian (MAY have a spirit?! He talks, at least, and brings the stench of failure with him) Theme Song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYFN6mB9Tzk&feature=related]Happily Ever After – Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann[/url] Syrus Truesdale [i]“Game over, man, game over.” “That’s nice. Weirdo.”[/i] [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2cwt092.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14?! He looks like an eight year-old!!; Nationality: Japanese-Emo; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Syrus Truesdale… the resident depressing freak-boy. He’s also the only emo with brightly-colored clothes and hair. He has a habit of talking to people, describing how everything will kill everybody in the immediate area, for no reason. His hair can sometimes speak, but this is uncommon. After his first tag duel against the Paradox Brothers with Jaden, he’s slowly become a more developed character and sn’t as depressing as he used to be, merely snarky. Signature cards: Steamroid, Gyroid, Steam Gyroid, Power Bond Theme Song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_hNkTlN5E]Odoru Akachan Ningen – Welcome to NHK[/url] Chazz Princeton [i]“SHUT UP! YOUR VOICES INFURIATE ME!!”[/i] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2h2i53k.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 14; Nationality: Crowlerish; Deck type: Cthonian (It means the underworld in Latin) Chazz is the product of Crowler bribing the animators for a son, because nobody wanted to have a child with it. And it couldn’t adopt, I guess. He’s a jerk, but he still has two loyal followers: Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson, both Obelisk Blues as well. He’s also putting them down constantly, but still sees promise in them. When he sees someone who irritates him too much, he hits them with the CHAZZISAWESOMEENERGYBLAST, which is a concentrated blast of pure ownage. Or so they say… Oh, and he also obviously likes Alexis Rhodes. Signature cards: Cthonian Soldier, Cthonian Polymer Theme Song: None yet Black-Coated Chazz [i]I hate my brothers![/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ik5uzb.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14; Nationality: The one Chazz is; Deck Type: Armed Dragon, Ojamas After going through the frozen wasteland of Southern Georgia and taking a level in badass, successfully turning an entire school into a Chazz cult, this boy donned a black coat of coolness. He came to terms with his mommy issues and then rejoined his original Duel Academy with his two best friends. Now he’s slightly friendlier and has an annoying talking fat yellow man. Signature cards: Armed Dragon Lv10, Ojama Yellow Theme Song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlL2Soci6eY]Rei III – Neon Genesis Evangelion[/url] Billy Hills [i]“I reckon.”[/i] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/25k7pjn.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 14; Nationality: Irish-American; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Billy Hills is one of the ensemble darkhorses of this story, since he’s done nothing and become massively popular. He follows Chazz around, saying ‘I reckon’ as much as he can, and luvin’ it. He also believes in Deep-Voice Dobbson, because we ALL know that he can become popular, too. Signature cards: None yet Theme Song: None yet. Black-Coated Billy Hills [i]“I SURE reckon!”[/i] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/21nhco0.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14; Nationality: Irish-American; Deck type: Hill Folk Now that he’s gone to Georgia with Chazz and Deep-Voice Dobbson and gotten his own black coat, he’s been demoted to Slifer Red! He also got to show off his dueling skills, even though he lost in one turn. Signature cards: Hill Folk Rocky, Call of the Hills Theme Song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPoPze7YwA&feature=related]Hoshi no Kinka Yama – [Zan] Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei Character Album[/url] Deep-Voice Dobbson [i]“Huh, Chazz, huh?”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2hfi6o1.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 14, but looks too old; Nationality: Samoans are supposed to be big, right?; “Deck type: Bass Singers The tall, dumb-ish one of the group. He’s exactly like Billy Hills, except that he talks differently, and he also can change his catchphrase to work with whatever’s nearby (i.e. “Huh, bird, huh?”). He’s secretly jealous of Billy Hills and is somewhat stupid in duels. Signature cards: Bass Singer, Opera Hall, Bass Buster Theme song: None yet. Black-Coated Deep-Voice Dobbson [i]“Chazz, huh? Chazz?”[/i] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2a7ymi8.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14, but still looks too old; Nationality: Samoan?; Deck type: Bass Singers Now that he’s gone to Georgia with Chazz and Billy Hills and gotten his own black coat, he’s been demoted to Slifer Red! He’s also great friends with Ojama Yellow. Signature cards: Bass Singer, Opera Hall, Bass Buster Theme Song: None yet. Bastion Misawa [i]“I’ll take D; You’re an idiot!”[/i] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/24m6au8.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Yellow; Age: 14; Nationality: British; Deck type: Ring of Destruction!! Originally he was written to be an idiot, but over time he became more of a stupid smart guy. He’s never lost a game before, merely tied. Also for some reason he’s got a gang of three others. Signature cards: Ring of Destruction, Water Dragon, Hydrogeddon Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa6zkSAL2uU&feature=related]Ready Steady Go – Fullmetal Alchemist[/url] Baseball-Wrecking Bastion [i]“Welcome to the Baseball Wreckers Gang!!”[/i] [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/4ktj06.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age:14; Nationality: British; Deck type: Ring of Destruction and Water Dragon Now that Bastion’s upgraded to Obelisk Blue and become Crowler’s protégé, he’s gotten incredibly popular. He’s also got a rad new badge. He may not be tying EVERY match now, but at least his life’s getting better. Signature cards: Ring of Destruction, Water Dragon, Hydrogeddon, Doom Litmus Soldier Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa6zkSAL2uU&feature=related]Ready Steady Go – Fullmetal Alchemist[/url] Piggybank Bankins [i]“OMG BASTION I LUV YOU!![/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/a9pjph.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Yellow; Age: 14; Nationality: Banky-pig; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Piggybank is in love with Bastion for no good reason, and this also can make her violent in his defense, even when it isn’t needed. Either way, she’s part of the cast and here to stay. Her love for Bastion may have some roots in her past, though… Signature cards: None yet Theme song: None yet Piggybank Bankins, the Duelist [i]I LOVE YOU BASTION!![/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/33vixrd.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Yellow; Age: 14; Nationality: Pig-bank; Deck type: Agents She’s Bastion’s yandere. She also has a slot in her head and pig ears. She may be ultra-violent, but she’s still an important person in Bastion’s life; she taught him what true fear really felt like… Alternatively, she has a traumatic past. Signature cards: Agent of Creation – Venus, Agent of Judgment – Saturn, A Sanctuary in the Sky Theme song: [url= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_RAVXte6NI]Miku Miku ni Shite Ageru – Hatsune Miku[/url] Baseball Bob [i]I like baseball, but that’s about it.[/i] Rank: Yellow; Age: 14; Nationality: Well, Americans like baseball, right?; Deck type: Baseball? He joined Bastion after he historically broke the game of baseball forever. Afterwards he’s been the traditional normal person of the show. He’s also a baseball enthusiast. Signature cards: Baseball Kid Theme song: None yet Fluffy Fred [i]AAAAAAAAAW YEEEEEEAAAAH!![/i] Rank: Blue; Age: 15; Nationality: Yankee; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. He’s got a great red pompadour and an attitude! And by that, I mean he’s really loud and seems to care about Bastion almost as much as Piggybank does, without the ‘romantic’ undertones. He’s overly hyperactive, and also he’s easily swayed into doing stupid things. Signature cards: None yet Theme song: None yet Ms. Crowler [i]“No, an EVIL PLAN to make JADEN YUCKY get an F!”[/i] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/fvh3er.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Teacher; Age: Dunno; Nationality: Creepy; Deck type: Ancient Gear No, it is NOT a gay man, as has been widely thought, but it’s actually a woman. No, seriously. People have been calling it gay for a really long time, and now it doesn’t even have the energy to tell them otherwise much these days. But that won’t stop us from calling it ‘it’, will it? It also bribed the animators in order to have Chazz born, though it was kinda stupid, since it could’ve just adopted… unless all of the kids were terrified of it. It also hates Jaden with a passion, and will never call him anything but ‘Yucky’. Its days are now endlessly filled with stupid schemes to just kinda ruin his life a tiny bit at a time. She does really care for Chazz, but can’t really show it for some, possibly trauma-related reason. Signature cards: Ancient Gear Golem, Confiscation, Statue of the Wicked Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOpsJYcTak0]Zetsubou Restaurant - [Zan] Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei[/url] Chancellor Shepherd [i]“But seriously, are you SURE you didn’t have a sex change operation?”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2akkyfr.jpg[/IMG] Rank: CHANCELLOR; Age: Old; Nationality: Old; Deck type: Presumably old, but we don’t know As shown above, he’s one of the first men ever to learn of Crowler’s true dubious gender. He’s bald and has an awesome goatee, but this doesn’t stop some students from ignoring him. He is also a big pervert, as evidenced by the female uniforms. That’s pretty much it. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Alexis Rhodes [i]“Sorry, but I don’t have a catch-phrase yet.”[/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1537asj.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: I’m really not sure yet, I guess 15?; Nationality: Japanese; Deck type: Girlz, yeah!! She’s basically the universal straight-wo-man in the series, since she’s the only one who’s not an idiot. She also obviously knows that Chazz likes her. She ALSO has two followers, which may have something to do with it. She also goes out with Zane Truesdale, because he’s overly awesome, though he talks gibberish. Sadly she seems psychopathic about him. Signature cards: Cyber Blader (Jaden loves it. It hurt him so much to destroy her…) Theme song: None yet. Angry McArgues [i]My last name has ‘argue’ in it? I never realized that…[/i] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/16kp8j5.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: Same as Alexis; Nationality: Irish; Deck Type: UNKNOWN?! For now. She’s exactly as labeled. She likes to find fault with stuff and argue about it. She’s also one of Alexis’ followers. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Angry McArgues, Post-Duel Island [i]But actually, he really IS my father…[/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/263kkz9.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 15; Nationality: Irish; Deck type: Quillbolt Hedgehog OTK After her escapades on Duel Island, she’s become slightly nicer to those around her. Rather than yell at everybody after something stupid happens, she only yells at everybody after something REALLY STUPID happens! Signature cards: Quillbolt Hedgehog, Imperial Iron Wall, Mass Driver Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7w5AOLh0_s&feature=related]Agent Yoro wo Yuku – The IDOLM@STER[/url] Nancy Wut [i]Spuds,[/i] [IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/omjqv.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: Same as Alexis; Nationality: Ditz; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. She’s the second ensemble darkhorse of the series, with Billy Hills. She can’t stop saying stupid stuff, and she realizes this. She’s still stupid, though. She’s currently married to some guy with a moustache. She also follows Alexis around. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Nancy Wut, Post-Duel Island [i]“He’s a bastard!”[/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2zfk0bd.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 15; Nationality: Weirdo; Deck type: Sonic the Hedgehog She’s still weird, but she also loses a duel. On the plus side however, she can pilot helicopters and drive away landsharks. She’s still technically married, though. Signature cards: Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Sonic Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qS1kqhhebw]Marissa Stole the Precious Thing – Touhou[/url] Zane Truesdale [i]“I just say whatever the dub tells me to say, so that’s it.”[/i] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/20623cw.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Blue; Age: 17 or 18; Nationality: Japanese; Deck type: Cyber Dragon The most mysterious Obelisk so far, nothing much is known about him except that he hangs out with Alexis and says stuff nobody understands. Also he’s not above putting a child into jail in order to save himself. He’s a chick-magnet somehow, and also he’s the best duelist in the school, unless Jaden cheats. Signature cards: Cyber Dragon, Cyber Twin Dragon Theme song: None yet Someone Jones [i]“Yes! The ultra-rare limited-edition ‘Le Gasp’ is mine!”[/i] Rank: Red, I guess; Age: 14; Nationality: Um… ‘Le’ is French. He’s French now; Deck type: Gasper Ghosts He’s a guy who captured a collective group ‘gasp’ and uses it for his own, devious means. What this means is unknown, but apparently his Gasper Ghost deck is not to be toyed with, according to Syrus. Signature cards: Le Gasp Theme song: None yet Koala Ko Ala [i]“ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!”[/i] [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2meny9z.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 16, I think; Nationality: Isn’t it obvious? He’s from Taiwan; Deck type: Koalas Koala Ko Ala is… well, duh, he’s a guy who stays inside all day and never goes to class for some reason. Wasn’t it clear to you that a guy with the name ‘Koala Ko Ala’ would get crappy grades because he never goes to class? Also he can cook well, apparently, and has a funny nose. In addition, he has a really manly father who controls a massive ‘Koala Juice’ (eucalyptus juice) empire, which may be inadvertently poisoning Professor Banner. Signature cards: Death Koala, Big Koala Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5OWKVpzarI&feature=related]Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers – Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers show[/url] Koala Ko Ala’s dad [i]What’re ‘ya doin’, ‘ya sucky DUM DUMS?![/i] Rank: Owner of a massive empire; Age: The BEST one, 43; Nationality: The GREATEST one, from Saturn; Deck type: Drunkenness Koala Ko Ala’s dad is a very manly man, the queen of England says so. He runs a huge Koala Juice empire and has possibly accidentally poisoned Professor Banner. He’s also a really intense father and lives on the moon. He’s also able to change the weather, time and space with sheer force of will. Signature cards: Flipping the Table, Bottle of Beer Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s]Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce[/url] Beehive Larry [i]“I don’t matter.”[/i] Rank: Yellow; Age: 15; Nationality: Whatever; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Beehive Larry is a guy used solely for a gag. Whether or not he’ll DO anything is yet to be revealed. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Mohawk Jill [i]“I haven’t said anything either.”[/i] Rank: Red; Age: 15; Nationality: Punk-Rocker!; Deck type: Punk Rockers She was originally used for a gag, but she’s also reportedly the strongest Slifer Red in school, which isn’t saying much. Signature cards: Punky Skunky, The Dark Drummer Theme song: None yet. Lyman Banner [i]“Simmer down, idiot students, I bet that you missed a TON of questions with those shades on. Take them off and check your answers.”[/i] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/nxrz9w.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Teacher; Age: I dunno; Nationality: Um….; Deck type: Something? He’s a teacher, and he also wears glasses. He owns a fat cat named Garfield that has a creepy voice, and he also doesn’t hesitate to insult his students. Due to his calm voice, people don’t seem to notice. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Garfield [i]“*In the voice of Lorenzo Music*MEOW.”[/i] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/w05o45.jpg[/IMG] A cat. He’s a fat cat. He’s orange. He has a creepily familiar voice. Questions? Signature cards: WHY WOULD HE HAVE SIGNATURE CARDS?! Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78]U.N. Owen Was Her? - Touhou[/url] Fonda Fontaine [i]“My name is Fonda Fontaine, and it is not a name pun!”[/i] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/1654sm.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Teacher of gym; Age: She’d be offended if I gave a bad answer; Nationality: American, I suppose; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. She’s a busty young teacher, and she is constantly making the boys she teaches feel uncomfortable and think bad thoughts. You know. She also gets grumpy when disturbed at night, as shown by Alexis and co. when Syrus INFILTRATED THE BASE!! Signature cards: Apparently female, since girls use cards like that in Yu-Gi-Oh, you know… Theme song: None yet. Shades Guy [i]“Teacher, everyone’s FINISHED, except for Barry the Beginner.”[/i] Rank: Red; Age: 16; Nationality: Shades-wearin’; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. He wears shades. He also has a problem with seeing stuff because of that. Wow. Signature cards: None for now. Theme song: None yet. Shades Miligan, Shades Cyborg [i]Just you wait, Alexis, I’ll win you over… SOMEHOOOOOW!![/i] Rank: Red; Age: 16; Nationality: Robonic; Deck type: Tennis!! He still wears shades, but after being mauled by a velociraptor, he decided that he loves Alexis. Also 95% of his body is robotic now. He also has a rival in the form of Mann McOldsmobile… Signature cards: Smash Ace, Service Ace, Deuce Theme song: None yet. Barry the Beginnier [i]“Just for that remark, I’m stealing Yugi Mutou’s deck! You’ll see! You’ll all see!”[/i] [IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/al0xtg.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 14?; Nationality: Freak; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. He’s a kid who just entered the school for the heck of it and passed the entrance exams by pure luck. He also says something ominous. Rumor has is that he’ll soon be promoted to yellow just about the time where Yugi Mutou’s deck is on tour for some reason. Signature cards: None for now. Theme song: None yet. Yugi Mutou, the Beginner [i]‘Always remember to wash your hands.’[/i] Rank: Duel King; Age: 30’s; Nationality: Japanese; Deck type: Dark Magician Yes, Barry the Beginner really WAS Yugi in disguise!! He’s, for some reason, been infiltrating the school to patrol today’s Dueling youth. Also it’s hinted… no, outright stated that he’s Banner’s master after the first half of season one. Signature cards: Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl, Kuriboh, Black Luster Soldier – Envoy of the Beginning Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONdHEDeWifs]Dancing Mad Part 4 – Final Fantasy III (IV)[/url] Ms. Dorothy [i]“Not many kids today would help old ladies pushing cars anymore, with their electric scooters, and their potato chips, and their walkmans and their game boys.”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2n920z.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Store-owner; Age: Old; Nationality: Uh, Kansas-born? Ha, name pun; Deck type: None. No, her catch-phrase was NOT inspired by the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Grandpa joke from the movie. She’s some lady who lacks common sense somehow, and she also likes people who help her. That’s all so far. Signature cards: None. She doesn’t even play Yu-Gi-Oh. Theme song: None yet Countergirl Williams [i]“Of COU’SE we still have ‘sum ca’ds, but jus’ regulah ones. He’a ya go.”[/i] [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/eplspk.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Counter girl; Age: Early twenties; Nationality: American, from New York; Deck type: None. She’s some employee at the Duel Academy card shop whose job is apparently to speak in a blatant New Yorker accent and chew gum loudly. That’s about it. Signature cards: None. She doesn’t even play Yu-Gi-Oh. Theme song: None yet Cocoa Titan [i]“Gosh, maybe dueling and shooting all of those blind buys was stupid. Maybe I’ve caught their blindness!”[/i] [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2vdiefa.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Evil; Age: The evillest one, 34; Nationality: Stupid; Deck Type: Stick Figures He’s a man with a plan: to duel and shoot every blind guy he can find in the calf. Actually, he forces them to play, but he’s never lost to a blind guy, so I guess that’s okay for him. He carries around a millennium puzzle, which is actually a gun. Also he has a tendency to laugh whenever possible. He was hired to beat Jaden in a duel for two Hanewata cards and a D.3.S. Frog. Signature cards: Stick Figure Purple, Stick Figure Red, Pandemonium Theme song: None yet Elemental Hero Avian [i]“Don’t worry, I’ll call the police!”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/1217p1f.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Elemental Hero; Age: 4 Stars; Nationality: Duel Monster; Deck Type: Just a card Apparently he’s a Duel Spirit, but nobody really gives a damn about him. Whenever Jaden plays him, something usually goes wrong. Signature cards: Feather Shot Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJMHF81IA8]EVA-01 – Neon Genesis Evangelion[/url] Winged Kuriboh [i]“OOH.”[/i] Rank: Winged; Age: 3 Stars; Nationality: Kuriboh; Deck type: Just a card An important Duel Spirit passed on from Yugi Muto to Jaden Yuki! Jaden hates him, though, due to a horrible memory of his that is revealed in episode 26. Signature cards: Winged Kuriboh Lv10, Transcendent Wings Theme song: None yet. Joey Wheeler [i]“Heh heh, TU-mah HU-mah!”[/i] Rank: Super star; Age: 30’s; Nationality: Brooklynese; Deck type: Doesn’t need one now! After his adventures with Yug n’ the gang, Joey went on to build a successful commercial career. Signature cards: Doesn’t need any! Theme song: None yet. Janitorboy Ikkaku [i]“I DON’T WANNA LIVE IF I HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS!!”[/i] [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/eze7pc.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Janitor; Age: 20’s; Nationality: Japanese; Deck type: He’s just a janitor He had a successful role in episode nine as a supporting character, and after that, went on to become a recurring character down on his luck. He always has to clean up the big messes, such as rebuilding entire coliseums. Signature cards: None Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY]Rainbow Girl – Unknown (Please tell me)[/url] Raspberyl [i]“I’m young Etna.”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/1vzpc.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Delightful Demon; Age: 1578 (as of episode nine); Nationality: Demon; Deck type: Prism Rangers She’s young, she’s spunky, and she’s NOT really Etna! That was just to throw you off! Raspberyl, after appearing in episode nine, has also appeared in episode twenty-six, and is rumored to appear in the next cross-over. Signature cards: Football Game of Justice, Rifle Demon, Prism Red Theme song: None yet Paradox Brothers [i] “That’s all for me!” Tristan huffed. “And next turn I give you my guarantee,” Para added, “This duel will be ours, just wait and see!” Tristan wrapped up. “Oh, and I’ll set another card.” “OH, CRAP!!” an onlooker realized! “THEY’RE PULLIN’ OUT ALL DA’ STOPS! THEY RHYMED THRICE!!”[/i] Rank: Fakers; Age: 30’s; Nationality: Liars; Deck type: Gate Guardian Spoiler: They’re actually both Tristan in disguise. Signature cards: Gate Guardian, Dark Guardian, Da Puppet Master Theme song: None yet Zazz and Slade Princeton [i]“BECAUSE WE’RE IDIOTS!![/i] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2s65a9c.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Bussinessmen; Age: 20’s; Nationality: Jerks; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Zazz and Slade are Chazz’s older twin brothers who gave him his last name. They’re also abusive and want to take over the world through nonsensical and stupid reasons. Slade has a weird voice that makes him sound like he’s talking to a two year-old, and Zazz don’t take no crap. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet. Wheeler the Velociraptor [i]“AW, DAMN IT.”[/i] Rank: Test subject; Age: Adult; Nationality: Velociraptor; Deck type: Velociraptor He’s a velociraptor that was brought back to life as part of project to see if dinosaurs could play card games. He and all his kin are killed after mauling Shades Milligan. Signature cards: DNA Surgery, Acrobat Velociraptor Theme song: None yet. Depressed Kid [i]“There’s no such thing as the Duel Giant!” Depressed Kid said. “Really?” “No!” Depressed Kid turned around with Big Kid and walked away. “Really?” “No!” “Reeeeeally, yo?” “No!” “I think there IS no Duel Giant,” Syrus said, “I mean, he said ‘no’ four times!”[/i] Rank: Yellow; Age: 14; Nationality: Wimp; Deck type: Failure This kid is depressed, but finds solace in his friend, Big Kid. Sadly, Depressed Kids hasn’t made another appearance since he proclaimed his thirst for revenge. Signature cards: Super Spiky Razor Sharp Rhino Theme song: None yet. Big Kid [i]“Yo!” Jaden called out to Depressed Kid and Big Kid. “Are you the Duel Giant?” “Waah!” Big Kid gasped![/i] Rank: Yellow; Age: 16; Nationality: Big = Texan; Deck type: Doesn’t play the game A big kid who’s Depressed Kid’s best friend. He’s at Duel Academy in order to learn how to design cool games. But could he be the Duel Giant…? Signature cards: None at all. Theme song: None yet. Twisthead [i]“Heh, ass-butt!”[/i] Rank: Criminal; Age: 16; Nationality: Jerkass American; Deck type: Fiend A delinquent who enjoys picking on Slifer Reds. Recently he and his friend Moe were arrested for hustling cards from students in disguise as ‘the Duel Giant’. Signature cards: Giant Orc, Second Goblin Theme song: None yet. Moe [i]“Yeah, ass-butt!”[/i] Rank: Criminal; Age: 16; Nationality: Jerkass British; Deck type: Fiend Contrary to popular belief, Moe is British. He also enjoys picking on Slifer Reds. Recently he and his friend Twisthead were arrested for hustling cards from students in disguise as ‘the Duel Giant’. Signature cards: Giant Orc, Second Goblin Theme song: None yet. Dustin the Old Copper Man [i]“WHUZZ GOIN’ ON IN THAR?!”[/i] Rank: Campus Police Chief; Age: 63; Nationality: A man of justice; Deck type: Doesn’t need one Dustin has been a policeman for the past forty years, but sadly since he’s been getting on in years, nobody gives him much credit anymore. However he may have a secret past to be told in the futue… Signature cards: He doesn’t need any, he has a flashlight and a gun. Theme song: None yet. Dan the Drawer [i]“I got the Cherry Pie McSammichMeal,” Jaden sighed. “did YOU get the Egg McSammichMeal?” “No, I got… Cheese McSammichMeal… and I’m still lactose intolerant. Plus there was a Lolwut card inside.” Dan the Drawer took four Lolwut cards out of his Sammich. “Oh wait, there were four.” “I feel bad for you.” “…”[/i] Rank: Blue; Age: 17; Nationality: Sweedish?; Deck type: Secretly Exodia Poor kid, he’s got crappy luck. After drawing crappy cards in his card games, he’s given into despair and headed into the jungle to train his card-drawing skills. For SOME reason, this makes him buff, and hungry. Thus he steals the ever-popular snack food, ‘Sammiches’. He also has a Stand (look up JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) named Def Leppard who possibly gave him his unlucky status, but shown by him in the future, his luck never recovers. Signature cards: Drawber, Drawler, Lolwut Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxiHC9AJQw]Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard[/url] Dark Magician [i]“Uh, who the hell’re you?” “Why, I’m Yugi!” Barry the Beginner persuaded! “No. You’re not.” “…” “…” “…”[/i] Rank: Magician; Age: 7 Stars; Nationality: Dark; Deck type: Is a card The spunky companion to Yugi Muto, he’s everything you could ask for in a cool magician dude who wears purple. He can also put on another outfit and become the Dark Magician of Black Chaos. Signature cards: Thousand Knives, Dark Magician of Black Chaos Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOo__RrZh3w]Disgaea Rhapsody – Disgaea 2[/url] Mann McOldsmobile [i]“M’name’s Mann McOldsmobile, and the car model was NOT named after my family!”[/i] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/5mfhj4.jpg[/IMG] Rank: Red; Age: 18; Nationality: Japanese-American; Deck type: UNKNOWN?! For now. Mann McOldsmobile is the oldest friend/student Jaden has, and boy is he a doozy. He has a troubling past concerning violence and the card Skyscraper, and he also acts like both a ladies’ man AND a little kid. He’s the strongest person on Jaden’s crew and joined the school due to its policies on killing, and he soon becomes an indispensible member of the Duel Academy team. Though he may be jolly, it’s quite clear that he’ll kill you if you anger him too much. Signature cards: None yet. Theme song: None yet Dr. Card [i]“Don’t forget me, I’ll become a recurring character soon! DON’T FORGET ME!!”[/i] Rank: Evil stupid genius; Age: ???; Nationality: ???; Deck type: Various Don’t forget him. Signature cards: Ocean Dragon Lord – Neo Daedalus Theme song: None yet SeaweedMan [i]“Okay.” Chazz turned back to SeaweedMan. “Now, remove your sea weed and I’ll tell you my descision. “Alright, but you’ll be shocked~” SeaweedMan took off his sea weed… and had more underneath. “That’s all there is to it, sea weed~” “Oh, well that’s a rip-off. Let’s take over the world!”[/i] Rank: Chancellor; Age: Ancient; Nationality: Seaweed; Deck type: Presumably Armed Dragon A mysterious man who gives Chazz Ojama Yellow for no reason. He also runs the arctic Duel Academy of North Academy, located in scenic Southern Georgia. His real desire is to lead a youth to world domination, allowing him to take all of the world’s ice cream supplies. Signature cards: Armed Dragon Lv10 Theme song: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmglC_XRBvk]Hostility Restrained – Neon Genesis Evangelion[/url] Jesse Anderson [i]“I don’t care! Yer’ possibly goin’ down! I can’t let Georgia down like this!”[/i] Rank: Blue; Age: 14; Nationality: American; Deck type: Zoa Our down-home hero from the future of the series, put in early because it would make more sense as the series goes on. In stark contrast to Jaden, he says ‘y’all’ often. He’s somewhat cowardly, but holds his home state, Georgia, in high esteem, as well as always helps out his allies when they need him. He can also pilot a laser-shooting submarine full of kids. Signature cards: Zoa, Metalzoa Theme song: None yet Blair Kaiba [i]“I love you!”[/i] Rank: Adrift; Age: 8; Nationality: Japanese; Deck type: Pervy A young girl whose love life was set in motion once she was sent to jail by Zane Truesdale at the tender age of five. She then steals Mann McOldsmobile’s place in Duel Academy and becomes a student to stalk Zane Truesdale. She’s Kaiba’s little sister by means that don’t matter. Why not? Also he gave her the deck she uses as some sort of prank. It’s unknown what Mokuba thinks of this. She was last seen sent adrift in a raft by Alexis out of anger. Signature cards: The Maiden in Love, Happy Marriage Theme Song: None yet. Blue-Spike the Hairy [i]“So he just beat all the wimps? So what?”[/i] Age: 15; Rank: Blue; Nationality: American; Deck type: Marauding Captain Fail A guy with blue, spiky hair. He loses, despite being one of the toughest kids in North Duel Academy. Signature cards: Marauding Captain Theme song: None yet. Kidvoice [i]“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of useless bums anyway!”[/i] Age: 14; Rank: Blue; Nationality: American; Deck type: Marauding Captain Fail A guy with the voice of an eight year-old. He loses, despite being one of the toughest kids in North Duel Academy. Signature cards: Marauding Captain Theme song: None yet. Bighead Brawny [i]“I bet you can’t beat US!”[/i] Age: 16; Rank: Blue; Nationality: American; Deck type: Marauding Captain Fail A kid with a huge head and big muscles. He loses, despite being one of the toughest kids in North Duel Academy. Signature cards: Marauding Captain Theme song: None yet. Wavy-Hair Wilson [i]“He won’t last two minutes!”[/i] Age: 16; Nationality: American; Nationality: American; Deck type: Marauding Captain Fail A kid with wavy hair. He loses, despite being one of the toughest kids in North Duel Academy. Signature cards: Marauding Captain Theme song: None yet. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dude you make me lol my pants your just hilarious guys keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 "G-guys"?! But KaiKae Rwaring_Kaisu-dude only did the first chapter!! And the next chapter will be up on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 [spoiler=Episode 6: The Shadow Duelist - Part Two][spoiler=Part One]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan FicEpisode 6: The Shadow Duelist – Part TwoPart One LAST TIME, ON YU-GI-OH THE FAN FIC, YO!!“Alexis is in a coffin!” Syrus cried!“I want her NOW!!” Jaden ordered!“The only way you can get her back is if you beat me in a card game,” Cocoa said.“HI-YAH!!”“OOF!!” Jaden punched him in the face!“I summon Terrorking Archfiend in Attack Mode!!” Cocoa summoned a fat kitten onto the field.“It’s STILL not an Archfiend!”Suddenly, Avian exploded.“Thunder Giant, avenge me!!!” Thunder Giant shot out some lightning which bounced back and made him explode.“HI-YAH!!”“OOF!!” Jaden kicked him in the face!“Then if I can’t beat you,” Jaden growled, “I guess I’ll just have to kill you!”“BRING IT ON!!” Now for today’s episode, yo!Da-na, cummon n’ getcha game oooon!! Jaden stood against the vile Cocoa Titan, looking like an idiot without any cards on the field. (Jaden: 2000 life Points) (Cocoa Titan: 4000 Life Points) “Hahahahaha,” Cocoa cackled, “You may have LAUGHED at my monsters when you first saw them! But now, they shall soon seal your fate and I can shoot you in the calf!”“But I already knew that they were tough,” Jaden sighed.“Hey! Jaden, you can’t let him do it!” Syrus warned! “If you do, then you’ll bleed so much that you’ll have to be sent off of the island since the hospitals here can’t do enough to save you, and your leg will get an infection while we wait for the choppers to arrive! Then you’ll have to lose your leg because it couldn’t be saved, and you’ll never have the heart to duel again! You’ll find that it was the only real career you could hold, so you spend the next thirty-four years working in a lousy 7/11 in Tokyo, and then you’ll die when defending the store from a thief armed with a large sausage! IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE YOUR FAAAAATE!!” “Your words have given me couraaaaaage!!” Jaden slapped down another three cards! “I throw down two face-downs and activate Mirage of Nightmare!” “BOO,” somebody said.“Jaden, PLEASE stop SAYING THOSE THINGS!!”“I told you, Sy, it’s in my blood! Now go, Titan of Cocoa!” Jaden ordered. Two face-down Spell of Trap cards appeared next to some guy freaking out whist looking at two mummies. If he’s so scared of them, then why does he still look?!”“Your puny cards can’t save you from my STICK FIGURES!!” Cocoa roared!“But my Mirage of Nightmare lets me draw until I have four cards in my hand.”“Psshaw! It wouldn’t matter if you had forty-kajillion cards in your hand; you STILL couldn’t beat me!”“Unless there were eight-kajillion Exodias to deal with, fool!!” Koala Ko Ala reinforced!“Shut up, Chumley! Stick Figure Red, attack! Red Stick Figure Attack!!” The evil stick man ran with his fist covered in red energy, ready to pummel Jaden to a stupid red pulp! (Red Stick Figure: 3000 Attack Points)“Nope, ‘cause I use Mirror Force!” Jaden’s Trap card flipped up, creating a cool mirror effect, reflecting the attack!“Nooooeees!!” Cocoa’s stick figure bumped into the shield and broke. Then Purple Stick Figure got hit by his lying body parts. NO, NOT THOSE PARTS, PERVERTS. “YOU ACTUALLY HAD A GOOD CARD?!”“Hellz yeah, sucka!” Jaden gave him a thumbs-down!“Well, my turn isn’t over yet, and I’ll discard one card,” Cocoa paused for dramatic effect. “YELLOW STICK FIGURE!! It lets me add my Red Stick Figure to my hand!” He discarded a card with a yellow stick figure in a dramatic pose and got his old friend back again. “Now I summon him again.” He was summoned again.“He’s STILL stupid.”“And now, I’ll use Pandemonium’s effect, muhuhuhahaha!! I can add a Stick Figure into my hand from my deck! And I’ll attack you with my RED STICK FIGURE!! Your face-down card can’t save you now!” Cocoa took a card from his deck whilst his red stick figure went on the offensive! Again!“Can we ever stick up to this Stick Figure?!” Koala Ko Ala wondered in despair!“What kind of joke WAS that?!” Syrus whined! “I think I just did!!” Jaden flipped up his last card: A card with a nice cracker and tuna can snack! “I use Emergency Provisions! I can discard any Spell of Trap cards on my field to gain 1000 Life Points for each one! Yeah!” His Mirage of Nightmare-or whatever card transformed into a tasty cracker! He tossed it into his mouth. “Omm!” (Jaden: 3000 Life Points) Then Red Stick Figure punched him in the chops! “Aargh, it be hot n’ stingy!!” (Jaden: 1000 Life Points) BUT HE STILL STOOD UP.“Uuugh, how do you still stand?!” Cocoa asked, aghast!“As long as I got two good legs, I’m more than able to stand up for my rights, yo!”“But they aren’t! Not for long!” Cocoa took out his millennium puzzle again! “I’m getting kinda fed up with you not losing, so I’ll shoot your calf!”“NOOOO!! JADEEEEEN!!” Koala Ko Ala screamed!“REMEMBER THE RANT! YOU CAN’T GET HIT, JADEEEEEEENNNNNNUUUUHH!!!” Syrus reminded. “Hoooooleeeeeeyyy craaaaaaap!!” Everything went white for a second. Suddenly the ground next to Jaden was smoking a bit. And he was okay. COCOA HAD MISSED.“HUNH?! I MISSED?!” He clutched his head in anger! “And that was my last bullet! I really HAVE caught their blindness, argh!”“You’ve got’m on da ropes, Jaden!” Koala Ko Ala reassured!“That was amazing!” Syrus congratulated with teary eyes, “Even though you did nothing.”“That was closer than a close shave, yo! Now it’s my move!” Jaden drew his card. “Okay! Let’s stand up!” “Yeah, my favorite jams, dude!”“Jaden, that’s a HORRIBLE song for this situation,” Syrus sighed. “Well, if ANY OF YOU READERS HAVE SOMETHING BETTER, send it in! Yeah! Now I activate The Warrior Returning Alive! I add Avian into my hand from my Graveyard!!” Jaden broke the fourth wall. Suddenly Avian flew back from the grave as Jaden discarded a Spell! “Not HIM!!”“It’s cool, I got it!” Jaden said, gaining the support of the masses!“I’m returning alive!!” Avian laughed!“Now I fuse him and Elemental Hero Burstinatrix with Polymerization,to summon Elemental Hero Flame Wingman!” Avian and Burstinatrix dashed out of his hand! “Yo!” Avian greeted with a ‘peace’ sign. Burstinatrix just looked slutty as usual. They both swirled together oddly, and then became the green man with one wing and a dragon head arm! (Flame Wingman: 2100 Attack Points) “Hmph,” he said coolly.“He’s so much cooler than Avian!”“You’re right, Sy! And now, Flame Wingman, shoot a fireball at’m! Fireball Shoot!!” Flame Wingman roasted the evil stick man with fires from its dragon head’s mouth! “Oh no! My monster!” Cocoa cried! Red Stick Figure exploded.“Oh no is right!” Jaden agreed! “Because of my Wingman’s super power, your stick man’s not the ONLY one who’ll be hurtin’… YOUwillTOO!!” “Why’d you squish the words together?! AUGH!!” Cocoa suddenly blew up, but he was alright. (Cocoa Titan: 1900 Life Points) “How dare you inflict damage to me!”“I dunno, you wanted to fight me, so there.”“Well, too bad, because your “theme” is now ovah!” Cocoa sent another Yellow Stick figure into the Graveyard. “I’m now back in control! I discard another Yellow Stick Figure to add my Red Stick Figure into my hand again!”“Well, that sucks! All I can do is summon my random monster, Dark Catapaulter!” A robonic (yeah, robonic) dinosaur man appeared with some huge stick thingies on his back. They seemed to do something, but we’re not sure. “Hmph. You’ll wish you’d never summoned that fancy dion-man. I sacrifice my Red Stick Figure for… THE SKULL ARCHFIEND OF LIGHTNING!!” Red Stick Figure blew up and was replaced by a Summoned Skull-ish guy.“WHAT IS WITH YOU?!” Syrus ordered! “First Pandemonium, now THIS?! Can’t you AFFORD REAL ARCHFIENDS?!”“It’s tough when you’re only paid in cards.”“Oh, I’m sorry.”“Anyways, attack!” Summoned Skull-ish shot lightning at Flame Wingman, making him explode in a shower of sparks!“Neeeeeeeeuuuuuuu!!” Jaden nasally cried! (Jaden:600 Life Points) “Oh, that’s it, you’re SO screwed! I activate my Dark Catapaulter’s ability!” A cool token appeared on the robonic dino-man’s forehead. “For every turn he’s been in Defense Mode, I can remove a card from my Graveyard and destroy a Spell or Trap on the field!” Jaden ironically removed Avian from play! “Now, do yo’ thing!” Dark Catapaulter ducked down and summoned a huge lightning blast in-between his back sticks! It was blasted out with such force that it destroyed Pandemonium! The world turned back into a normal, weirdo cave. “My weird world named after an adjective!” Cocoa sobbed! “It’s discarded, all discarded!!” He took out his millennium puzzle gun again! “I just remembered! I have another bullet left! Hahahaha!” He began bouncing around on one leg as he pulled a bullet out of his vile shoe! Whichever leg it is, it’s up to you. He loaded it into his puzzle and took aim! “DIIIIIE, ICHIGO KUROSAKIIII!!” “Not on MY watch!!” Jaden took his Avian card and threw it at the cheap pyramid thingie!“Nooo, you aren’t supposed to throw meee!!” Avian screamed! He hit the pyramid with such force that it blew up violently.“How did you do thaaaaat?!” Cocoa asked in an old man voice!“Simple: I cheated!” Jaden’s card was actually… Avian.“What you say and do do not match!!”“Heh, he said ‘do do’.”Cocoa held his puzzle high in the air! “This thing costed me four Blue-Eyes White Dragons and a Blue-Eyes White ULTIMATE Dragon!! You will pay!!” Cocoa threw the remains of his puzzle onto the ground and it starred smokin’ up a storm! “And don’t think I’m not gonna get my Avian back; it costed good money!!” Jaden dashed over to the card on the ground. Suddenly, the snake statues that NOBODY AT ALL NOTICED, AS THEY WERE NEVER REALLY SHOWN BEFORE, PERIOD, began shooting laser beams at Jaden. “WHAT THE SHELL?!” A huge eye of wdjat appeared on the floor and encompassed the duelists in evil darkness power!“YOU SAID IIIIIIIIIITT!!” They were now both in an orb of pure duel energy, which is now apparently real. “Oh ship! Oh fork! This ain’t good,” Cocoa cursed.“Stop makin’ all those jokes and explain this to me!” Jaden ordered.“Apparently those snake heads sent us into the DOOM DIMENSION, where Bakugan go once they get affected by the DOOM card!” Cocoa explained! “And if people go there without adequate duel energy, they get turned into a zombie-like man!!”“NOT A ZOMBIE-LIKE MAN!!” Jaden exclaimed! Kajillions of evil blob guys fell from the sky! They began flying onto Cocoa!“Help meee!” he screamed! Jaden stood there and looked at him. “They’re climbing inside my mouth, Jaden! Save me!” Jaden stood there and looked at him. “Seriously, help me—bloorf! Blubblubblub…” Jaden stood there and looked at him. Suddenly more blobs surrounded HIM as well!“Aaaahh! Blobs! Save me, Cocoa—oh yeah, he’s kinda dead right now.”“OOH,” somebody ‘oohed’. It was Winged Kuriboh! He appeared by Jaden’s side and looked at the blobs!“NYEEEEH!!” They all retreated. “SQUASH THE MONSTER!!” Jaden stomped on Winged Kuriboh. “That’s what you get, bastard!!” But things were getting worse for Cocoa. His eyes flashed and turned red.“JADEN YUKI,” he said in a boring monotone voice, “PREPARE TO DIE.”“Oh, I guess I shoulda saved him from becoming a zombie-like man.” TO BE CONTINUED!! [spoiler= Part Two]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan FicEpisode Six: The Shadow Duelist - Part TwoPart Two Cocoa stared at Jaden with his intense red eyes and stated in a boring monotone: “Only one duelist shall leave alive, but do you have the strength to defeat me, even after this stunning transformation.”“You didn’t even state it as a question!” Jaden yelled! “How am I supposed to answer that?! And what’s up with all of this?!” Jaden stretched his arms out. He’d suddenly had an epiphany. “I know that Crowler, that lady, hired you to spook me out and duel me, but this is a little overboard! First you capture three harmless, teenage girls, and then you have snake statues make a hologram-thing to scare me! And then you make all of these black pork buns, which you ate, and THEN you speak like a robot with red contact lenses! You need a life, dude!”“I’m not joking. This is real. Why do you think that I’d go through with all of this.”“BECAUSE Crowler hired you, OF COURSE!” Jaden stressed! The Dark Catapaulter and Summoned Skull-ish appeared upon the field again, all of a sudden. “Now I’m gonna kick your ass for wasting so much money on this stuff!”“Aren’t you angry at me for stealing your teenage female friends.” Cocoa asked.“But this thing is a HUUUUUGE WASTE!! Look at all this! This cost hundreds of dollars, I’m sure! And have you gotten any idea of what our country’s national debt is?!”“Lower than America’s.”“Sure, but it’s still pretty high! I use Monster Reincarnation to discard a crappy card to get a better monster: Elemental Hero Sparkman!” A cool purple totem card appeared on the field. Then Jaden discarded the situational Kishido Spirit card and retrieved his Sparkman from the Graveyard! “And here he is, ‘cause everyone loves Sparkman!” Sparkman appeared on the field and gave Jaden a thumbs-up. (Sparkman: 1400 Defense Points)“Okay, it’s my turn,” Cocoa said with no real effort used.“You forget: because your Pandemonium is da-dead, you lose Life Points for every Stick Figure or Skull Archfiend of Lightning you control!”“Oh no.” Summoned Skull-ish glared at Cocoa. “Bleeeeeeegh,” he vomited. (Cocoa Titan: 1400 Life Points) A large glop of “black bean bun” fell out of his mouth. It grew eyes and bounced away.“Yeah, yeah, REAL scary, yo.”“Actually it is. Skull Archfiend of Lightning, attack that evil dinosaur robot.”“GRRRRAAAAAAAUGH!!” Summoned Skull-ish released a wave of electricity from its pie hole and blasted Dark Catapulter into smithereens!“Woah! Looks like somebody’s pulling out all the stops now that he’s evil, yo!” Jaden grunted.“What are you talking about.”“Yeah, yeah, super transformation and all that crap. Go on, finish it up.”“I set one card and summon the Yellow Stick Figure to end my turn,” Cocoa finished. A yellow stick figure appeared.“GRrRrRrR!” it growled in varying tones. (Yellow Stick Figure: 1100 Attack Points)“Aw, man, now I have the urge to attack wildly!” Jaden whined!Perfect, all a part of the plan of summoning a weak monster on purpose, Cocoa thought vile-y.“Psyche!”“What.”“I equip Sparkman with the card Sparkman’s Gun!” Jaden announced! Suddenly, Sparkman was holding a gun!“Oh no, even I know the power of guns,” Cocoa gasped!“It allows me to change the position of your monsters, but only three times! And I think I know who to shoot first!” Sparkman held up his gun and it shone.“But wait, this isn’t good for the eight year-olds watching people play card games,” Cocoa complained, “I watched that card when I was eight, and look at me now, shooting calves and all that.”“Talk to da gun, yo!”“Hm,” Cocoa thought aloud, “Even if you try to kill my Skull Archfiend of Lightning, you may fail due to his special ability, you know.”“ I just said TALK to DA GUN. I’m not doing that yet, I’m killing the monster you stupidly left out for me! Sparkman’s Gun Bullet Shoot Attack!” Sparkman shot a bullet at Yellow Stick Figure.“Ugh,” it grunted. It blew up! (Cocoa Titan: 900 Life Points)“And also, I’m using my Spark Blaster on my OWN monster, Mr. Dumb Failure Guy!” Jaden laughed. Sparkman shot himself in the head with his own gun.“Ow,” he said. He crouched down and grabbed his wound in pain. “Hmph, using your Sparkman to kill an enemy, then have it hide in Defense Mode in shame,” Cocoa grunted. “You’re a coward, using a strategy like that.”“It’s not cowardly, just cheap!”“Too bad, because I activate Battle-Scarred.” Cocoa activated a Trap Card with Terrorking Archfiend slicing Marauding Captain’s face, spewing out green apple jam. “Now when I pay five-hundred Life Points for my Stick Figure or Archfiend cards, you do it too.” (Cocoa Titan: 400 Life Points)“See, THAT’S cheap, too!” Jaden said. “I’M not calling it cowardly, AM I?” (Jaden: 100 Life Points) “Anyways, since I couldn’t draw a monster, somehow, I attack your Sparkman!” Cocoa’s Summoned Skull-ish destroyed Sparkman with the electric blast attack from before. “Then I set a card and activate the Spell card Double Spell. It’s a Spell that lets me discard a Spell to copy a Spell in your Graveyard, and I’ll choose the Spell Emergency Provisions.” His newly-set card turned into a tasty cracker. He ate it. (Cocoa Titan: 1400 Life Points) “Yum. Your turn… of doom… begins now. Next turn your life points will be 0 because of the Battle-Scarred card I have on the field, and you don’t have any cards in your hand.”“Oh, nobody noticed that before.”“Yes. Well, you lose, so just play and such.”“Well,” Jaden said, drawing his card, “Just so you know, ‘doom’ came from an old word meaning ‘destiny’! So I’m not gonna die, I’m just gonna attain my destiny… of kicking your ass!” Jaden examined his super-lucky card. “Time to repent of your sins of being hired by teachers long ago to duel people so hard that they gave up hope on dueling and left the school forever to look for new joooooooobs!! I summon… Elemental Hero Bubbleman!”“…Did you say ‘bubble’.” A blue batman-failure man leaped into the air, surrounded y bubbles, and creating a beautiful ballet scene. (Bubbleman: 800 Attack Points)“If he’s the only guy in my hand,” Jaden explained, “I get to summon him and draw two cards! And they’d better be good, yo!” Jaden drew just the two cards he needed! “OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH, BAYBEH!! I ACTIVATE POLYMERIZATION!!”“What could you possibly summon to kill my Skull Archfiend of Lighting.” Cocoa asked. Suddenly, Summoned Skull-ish was slowly but surely sucked into a raging black hole! “WHAAAAAAAAT.”“Yes, I’m fusing him and my Red-Eyes Black Dragon together to form Red Eyes Black Skull Dragon! Yo!” Jaden had just successfully unmasked that skull guy and shown who he really was! SUMMONED SKULL!! A ginormous, black, skeletal dragon of awesome, with piercing red eyes of pain, had finally appeared!“No, you don’t get it.” Cocoa pleaded! “Don’t you see that my monster is only KIND OF LIKE Summoned Skull. That was the whole point of the monster.”“If it wouldn’t work, then it wouldn’t have turned into a hologram!” Jaden bargained. “Now, use your Black Skull Flame Burst!”“GWAGYOOON!!” The dragon roared, and then breathed out a raging fireball of flaming fire to burn Cocoa’s life points away!“Nooooooooooooo.” (Cocoa Titan: 0 Life Points) He fell to the ground in pathetic defeat. “I just lost a card game. My life is oveeeeeeeer.”“It’s not THAT bad, pathetic villain.”“LITERALLY,” Cocoa added. Suddenly, the evil pork bun spirits swarmed all over Cocoa! “Ahh, they’re eating my flesh.”“Hmm,” Jaden thought, “should I save him, or should I just leave like nothing ever happened here…” Jaden promptly left the evil orb of doom. “Jaden!”“What happened there?” Jaden’s friends were apparently worried about him.“I beat that dumb Cocoa guy. He’s gonna come out when he’s ready. How’s Alexis doin’?” Jaden paused. “And her friends?”“Oh,” Syrus noticed. “They’re over there.” He pointed to the girls, sitting in their coffins, asleep.“Okay, looks like we’ve tied up those DARN loose ends, guys! Let’s hit the hay!” Jaden began to leave.“Wait, Jaden!” Koala exclaimed. “What about them? We can’t just LEAVE ‘em—““Yes we can! They’ll be fine.”All of a sudden, the big orb of evil began to shrink, loudly releasing electrical shocks. Everybody ducked for cover. “HOLYMOTHERFREAKINGLOADSOFCRAPSAUCEJIBBERJABBERGREATGOOGLYMOOGLY!!” Syrus said. Then it was ALL OVER. It was silent and regular again.“Well, he’s DEFINETLY not crushed and or killed!” Jaden laughed. “Like I said, let’s go.” Ten minutes later… NANCY WUT’S EYES OPENED IN A SCARY FASHION!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 I <3 this so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Done for now! Episode 6 has ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 doesn't in yugioh gx titan uses a card to get jadens emergancy pervision from his graveyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Well, DUH, I make a really stupid story and stuffs. As thus, I either forgot all about it because it didn't matter, or YOU ignored it (which you did. Cocoa ate a cool cracker and made eating noises). I shall now quote him... 'Yum. Now your turn... of doom.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Oh sorry my mistake. edit:ive discovered something but I know you did something else for comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 As a wise man once said: Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des ＨＥＲＯ Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weather Report - Stand Posted November 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 This episode is TUMOR-TASTIC!! [spoiler= Episode 7: Duel and Unusual Punishment FULL]Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! Episode 7Duel and Unusual Punishment: FULL Alexis was walking with her two followers. But she wasn’t just walking, she was walking IN DA FOG BY DA OCEAN ON THE THIN PATHWAY AT DA SCHOOL! Nancy Wut was wet and soggy because she just fell into the sea. “Thanks for saving my life, guys!” she thanked.“Stop being so thankful!!” Angry McArgue retorted. Suddenly, Alexis froze in her path.“Woah, Zane?” Alexis called. Zane was standin’ by the lighthouse! In da fog! “Hey!” Zane kept on standin’. “Yo, Zane?” He paid her no mind. “Zane, you rude idiot! I’m over here!” Nothing. She walked over and poked him. “Zane? Zane?”“Poke the bastard’s eye!” Angry McArgue ordered.“Yeah!” Nancy Wut shivered. “Zane?” Alexis began jabbing at his eye with her sharp, manicured fingernail.“Nothing,” he calmly muttered as she continued jabbing his eye. “I just felt like being alone.”“Aww, that’s our ZAAAANY Truesdale!” Nancy Wut joked. Angry McArgue pushed her into the ocean again. “But I can’t swiiiiiimmmmmmm…”“Well maybe that’s because he shouldn’t be here,” Zane reasoned.“… Well, I knew you’d always be like that, yet I still can’t get used to it,” Alexis said, holding her head in her palm in shame. Suddenly and without warning, Angry McArgue pushed her into the water.“TAKE THAT! Oh, wait, you’re Alexis.” Meanwhile in the Slifer Toolshed… or on the road TO the Toolshed… a military van filled with military personnel drove by. It stopped just outside and the troops leaped out in strict lines of five, holding advanced guns and stuff. “HUTHUTHUTHUTHUT,” they said.At that same time, Jaden and Syrus were sitting atop a sleeping Koala Ko Ala’s tummy, watching television. “Man, I SURE am glad yo found that television outside, Syrus!” Jaden congratulated, patting his head. “You’re a good boy!”“Don’t thank me yet. It might explode or emit something heinous, so watch out and use Koala Ko Ala for cover, ‘kay?” Syrus warned. He held up the remote control he’d found with the TV, but Jaden swiped it away.“Hey, we could watch MTV on this baby! My fave channel!” Jaden informed. He pressed the ON button and pressed M-T-V on the number pad.“WELCOME TO MTV, NO MUSIC, ALL REALITY SHOWS, ALL THE TIME! RADICAL!!” the TV blared! “Except in the mornings.”“Oh no, what did they do since I last watched this channel, yo?!” Jaden wailed!“When was that, in the 80’s?” Syrus asked.“Wait, it’s still morning,” Jaden remembered, “so they MAY be gettin’ ready to show some MUSIC VIDEOS!” But nope, they found a commercial! Joey Wheeler and a random kid were sitting in a restaurant. The kid picked up a salt shaker and stared at it intently. “This salt shaker top looks unnatural, like a tumor,” the boy remarked.“Heh heh heh, Tumer Humer!” Joey giggled rudely.“HEY!” the boy snapped, gaining his undivided attention. “There’s nothing funny about tumor humor.” The screen began turning white and blank, except for Joey Wheeler and his blank expression.“TUMOR HUMOR: IT’S NOT FUNNY.” said the narrator of the commercial, as the words appeared onscreen. “A MESSAGE FROM THE TUMOR HUMOR ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA.” “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAAAAAT?!?!?!” Syrus cried, almost falling off of Koala Ko Ala’s tummy and into the precarious mouth! “I DON’T GET IT!!”“WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY GLORIOUS AMERICAN EIGHTIES MUSIC VIDEOS?!” Jaden cried, not unlike Syrus!“And the ENDING! What, are we supposed to be AGAINST IT, or is the TUMOR HUMOR ASSOCIATION FOR ALL OF THIS?!?!” Syrus screamed!“I THINK YOU’RE OVERREACTING, SY!!”“AND NOW,” said the TV, interrupting the nervous breakdown, “IT’S TIME FOR TMNT!”“Yo, Syrus! That sounds awesome!” Jaden cheered!“B-but what about the tumors?” And so, the following theme song played:Teen-age mu-tant ninja tu-mors! Teen-age mu-tant ninja tu-mors!Teen-age mu-tant ninja tu-mors!Teen-age mu-tant… TUMOR POWER!Teenage mutant ninja-tumors, mighty-morphin’ ninja tumooooooors!! The resulting cries could be heard throughout the island. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, TOO MUCH TUMOOOOOOOOORSS!!” Downstairs, the special action corps had assembled at the toolshed and charged up the stairs to the second floor! Professor Banner broke through his door, with a mug of coffee and pajamas! And the cat. “OH NO!!” he gasped! “The DISCIPLINARY action SQUAD! They ONLY come when a STUDENT has done something REALLY BAD!! RUN, JADEN, RUN! And the puffy boy. And the blue hair boy.” Then he walked back into his home. The boys recovered slowly from their mental scarring by turning the TV off. “Damn, that was creepy.” Then some guys knocked at the door.“OPEN UP, THIS IS THE DISCIPLINARY ACTION—” Jaden opened up the door.“WE DON’T WANT ANY!” Jaden roared! He slammed the door in their faces. “Damn door-to-door-duelists.” Suddenly the door was blown right off its hinges.“AAAHH!!” Syrus leaped under Koala Ko Ala for protection. “This is the Disciplinary Action Squad!” the head disciplinary lady yelled! “You two are under Yu-Gi-Oh arrest!”“But what did we do, yo?”“The answer will be made MORE than apparent after you come with us.”“No way!” Jaden defied! “I’m not goin’ until I hear just what I did!”“That’s the rule, boy—” “I raise your one unfairness with one irresponsibility!”“Trying to bribe me, boy?!”“Not if you can stop me! Now pay up, or put up!” Jaden held up his Duel Disk!“Fine, here you go.” The lady gave Jaden $-12 in DuelBucks.“Yeah, Sy! I just extorted cash! Wait… this is NEGATIVE twelve DuelBucks?!”“I’m makin’ a break for it!!” Syrus, using Koala Ko Ala for padding, leaped out of the window off of the cliff into the sea. A lil’ while later, the kids and officials were in Duel Academy at the Chancellor’s office. “WE’RE SUSPENDED?! Yo.” Jaden and Syrus screamed. In the office for some reason were three huge, scary screens that were known for making three kids wet themselves in the Winter of ’65.“That’s right,” said the chief squad person lady on one screen, “for you have committed the terrible crime of pirating cable television!”“But Koala Ko Ala was at the abandoned dorm, too—wait, we weren’t in trouble for that?” Syrus gasped.“Well of COURSE not, silly! NOBODY cares about that! Hahaha BUT YOU’RE STILL IN TROUBLE.” “I TOTALLY agree, miss,” agreed Crowler on a different screen.“AAAAAHH!!” screamed everybody, turning towards its gigantic, creepy head.“You scared me there for a second,” Chancellor Shephard sighed.“I TOTALLY AGREE!!” yelled the proctor who Bastion Misawa dueled on the first episode.“Stop copying me—what in blazes are YOU doing here useless proctor boy?!” Crowler yelled!“I DON’T KNOW, SIR! I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE BREAKFAST CART!!”“We don’t HAVE a breakfast cart!”“AND THAT’S WHY I GOT LOST!!” And without another word, the man and his shades left. His screen… turned black forevermore… “So, WHAT did we do again, yo?” Jaden asked, needing a reminder.“You pirated cable from America.”“HUNH?!” Jaden and Syrus hunh’d. “HOW DID WE DO THAT?!” Meanwhile, outside of the dorm, Banner was waiting around with his cat in full uniform. “What happened to that pirated cable television I ordered with all the American channels on it, Garfield?”“MEOW.” “And so,” the lady continued, “as written in the Kaibaland Duel Academy of Japan, Article 23, Paragraph 13, and I quote, ‘Any children harboring stolen cable without sharing with the faculty and staff shall be thusly expelled from the school unless they can win a card game against some people you hire.’”“THAT’S NOT…” Syrus caught himself. “Wait, that’s STUPIDLY fair. Any kid who can duel well can do ANYTHING they want and not be expelled?!”“Well, it is a DUEL SCHOOL,” Shepherd said.“That doesn’t make it right.”“Well, won’t it sound harder…” Crowler gave them a dramatic pause. “…once I tell you that we hire PROFESSIONAL DUELISTS FOR THESE TYPES OF THINGS?!”“OH, SNAPSKY!!” Jaden excitedly gasped! “I get to duel a cool duel-ist at the cool school, you fools!!”“J-Jaden, DON’T rap about this!” Syrus suggested. “Hmm,” Shepherd wondered, “Wouldn’t the PARADOX Brothers be sufficient for this, seeing as we have TWO boys?”“That sounds right to me,” said the discipline lady.“Well, then THAT’S settled.”“Okay.” Without a word, the screens flickered off and the boys left.“Jaden,” Syrus shuddered, “if we lose because of me, then I just KNOW that I’ll do something in a self-destructive rage to make our plane crash into… THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.”“RE-LAX, Sy!” Jaden said, ruffling his hair.“Owww!” his hair groaned. About forty seconds later, Koala Ko Ala was in Shepherd’s well-lit office. “YOU wanted to SEE ME?” Shepherd asked in his most nasally, official voice possible.“Yeah,” Koala stuttered, “I, like, was at the abandoned dorm too, last night, and I think it’s unfair for Jaden to duel with such a terrible player as a teammate.”“Koala Koala,”“It’s Koala KO Ala, separate the syllables.”“Anyways, we don’t CARE about that dumb dorm. Didn’t you listen?! Those kids stole cable!”“B—but they were using me as a cushion!” Koala Ko Ala argued! “So it should be a TRIPLE-DUEL, since I’m JUST AS GUILTY!!”“BUT. YOU. WERE. ASLEEP.” Shepherd moaned, knitting his brow. Suddenly, Alexis broke into the office!“NO, IT WAS ME!!” she announced!!“WH-WH-WH-WHAT?!”“I was at the abandoned dorm, too!” she revealed!“I JUST SAID THEY STOLE CABLE! WE DON’T EFFING CARE ABOUT THAT DUMB DORM,” the Chancellor near-cursed.“W-well, I snuck into the room and secretly whispered into their ears, ‘steal the cable, you need it’!” Alexis lied! “I’m just as guilty, so it should be a triple-duel! You know how bad Syrus is at dueling!”“Nuh-uh,” Koala Ko Ala interrupted, “QUADRUPLE duel.”“Yeah!”They both fell through the trap door Shepherd activated. “It’s times like these I enjoy having installed this baby,” he sighed. Meanwhile, Jaden had decided that he was tired of Syrus being so depressed. “STOP BEING SO DEPREEEEESSED!!” He threw Syrus out the window and onto the beach. Then he, too, leaped out of the dorm room and onto the beach, holding two decks. “If you’re so WIMPY like you say you are,” Jaden preached, “then duel me so that I can help you work out your kinks, yo!” He tossed Syrus’ deck onto the sand, near his head, seeing as the rest of his body got buried into the beach upon impact.“I can’t move, because I got buried somehow.”“It’s all about the impact! Now get you game on!” Jaden gave him a reassuring smile. “BOO,” someone said.“WAAAAGH! NOT AGAIN!!” Syrus’ screams, somehow, blew the sand sealing his body away! He climbed out of the new crater and picked up his deck. “But I don’t have my duel disk.” Jaden tossed it at his face! “AHH! THE SHARP PARTS!”“You’ll get used to them!” Suddenly, a large wave crashed over both players, thoroughly soggying them to the core.“Oh, NO!” Syrus whined! “My DECK’S all WET! Looks like I’ll just go home now.”“I got a spare!” Jaden tossed the spare deck at Syrus like a fastball, causing him to drop his ruined copy. Syrus looked through it quickly.“Heeeeey, there’s no ARMOROID in here! I need that card!”“Whoops, yo! Now….” Jaden waved his arm, dispelling all unlucky spirits and signaling a grape day! “LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!!”“BOO,” someone said.“Oh, I’m almost used to that voice now,” Syrus said, smiling uneasily. (JADEN: 4000 Life Points Syrus: 4000 Life Points) The waves picked up, LITERALLY! They were lifted twelve feet into the air! “This is weird!” Syrus cried.“It’s all part of the game, yo!” Jaden picked up Elemental Hero Avian. “Sweet! Avian! In attack mode!”“And I destroy it!” Syrus immediately made Avian explode. “OH NOOOOOOO!!” Avian shouted. He exploded! Jaden’s wave began furiously waving around!“Well, I THROW DOWN a FACE-DOWN and end my turn!” Jaden reinforced.“BOO!” “Okay,” Syrus yelled, “I summon Super Robot Police Robot!” Syrus’ wave flew higher and higher and a dumb police car robot drove onto the scene! “Attack him! Hit-And-Run!” The car drove super-fast, aiming to run over Jaden! And so it drove off Syrus’ wave and tackled… a cool shield barrier thing!“Negate Attack, man!” The police car exploded on contact. Then a new one was lowered onto Syrus’ field.“Aw, man! THAT stinks.”“Plus,” Jaden added, “you were a complete FAILURE! You should’ve used that guy’s special power! You could’ve seen my Trap card and destroyed it somehow! But you WON’T be a SCREW-UP during the TAG-DUEL, RIIIIIGHT?”“You really suck at making me feel better. You’re dumb.”“HUNH?!” Jaden gasped! His wave lowered drastically! “You KNOW I didn’t mean it! I just meant it as a joke.”“Oh.” They stood around idly for a minute. “Wanna continue dueling?”“Dah, okay. I summon Elemental Hero Sparkman in Attack Mode!” Sparkman flipped out of his card and onto the field. (Sparkman: 1600 Attack Points) “Plus, I use his super-power: if Avian was destroyed without a battle or card effect, Sparkman can bring him back!!”“I didn’t know THAT!!” Syrus gulped! “THAT’S not his ABILITY!”“I SAID THAT’S HIS SUPER-POWER!!” Avian sprang back from the grave! “Thanks, buddy!” Sparkman punched him. “Ow.”“Sparkman, attack that dumb police car!” Sparkman threw a lightning spear at him, generated by his hands!“YEEEEOW!” said the car.“AAAAAAAAHH!!” (Syrus: 3600 Life Points) And his wave sank quite a bit, too!“And now, Avian, do yo’ thing!” Jaden suggested!“Okay, boss!” Avian flew towards the blue-haired boy, then tripped and knocked into him, kinda.“WAAAAAAAAAGH!!”they screamed! (Syrus: 2600 Life Points)“Finally, I’ll THROW DOWN A FACE-DOWN!!” Jaden repeated.“BOO,” someone said. “Ugh, this sucks,” Syrus whined.“Don’t worry, man, I bet you have a monster that can WIPE DA FLOOR with MINE!!”It’s no good, Syrus thought, drawing a Pot of Greed and staring at his steam locomotive monster in his hand that has 1800 Attack Points and gains more when it attacks, but loses some (but not enough for Avian to kill it) when it’s attacked. I can’t win with THESE cards. “I just use Pot of Greed.” An ugly pot appeared and giggled a bit. Then it FREAKIN’ EXPLODED!! “I draw two cards.” He drew a card with a welder-man on it, and crappy-ol’ Polymerization. “Holy crap! I drew a GOOD card! That NEVER happens!”“Aw, it should at LEAST have a 1/40 chance!” Jaden said. I’ll NEVER forget the day I first used Power Bond… Syrus reminisced. Back when Syrus was slightly shorter, he dueled a BIG BULLY at ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! (Syrus: 4000 Life Points. Grizzly-Voiced Green: 14 Life Points)“GIVE IT UP,” the eight-year old bully ordered in his gravely, grizzly voice. “’YER TOAST!” his Gearfried the Iron Knight was staring down that steam locomotive and a helicopter.“No way,” Syrus growled, “I’m not afraid of you ANY MORE! I activate Power Bond!”“STOP!” yelled Zane from nowhere.“Oof!” Syrus fell over.“Ha, how do you expect to WIN if you FALL OVER?” Grizzly-Voiced Green snickered. Zane approached him calmly and coolly.“This duel never happened, got it?” he stressed. He took out a Hane Hane card.“Bro, I’m ABOUT to HUMILIATE HIM.”“Heheh, nice card,” the bully said.“Just take this and walk away.”“You got ‘yerself a DEAL!” The bully swiped the card out of his hand. “Aw, GREAT, bro!” Syrus roared! “Now I’ll NEVER learn how to stand up for myself!”“No Syrus, you WEREN’T.” Zane growled. “And I would’ve never GIVEN you that card if I were to know you’d MISUSE it like you were ABOUT TO.”“But I WASN’T!”“THIS was the face-down card you opponent had on the FIELD!” Zane held up a Bad Reaction to Simoochi card.“That wouldn’t WORK, DUMB-ASS BROTHER!!” Syrus cursed! “I even had an MST in my hand! LOOK!” Syrus threw the Mystical Space Typhoon he had in his hand at Zane forcefully.“THAT’S RIGHT, A VERY POWERFUL TRAP CARD.” Zane hadn’t noticed the sharp Spell sticking out of his now-bleeding neck yet. “And when it’s activated—““THAT’S IT!!” Syrus ran after Grizzly-Voiced Green with a vengeance! “COME’ERE, FATASS!!”“AAAAAUGH!! MY LEGS DON’T BEND THAT WAY!! OOOOOOH, NO!! IS THAT MY LARGE INTESTINE?! OH, THE HUMANITYYYYYYYY!!” DAMN, I used to be SO BADASS!! Syrus smiled to himself. The waves underneath the two players were still wiggling like water should, and they were also getting restless. “Yo Sy,” Jaden called, “the waves’re gettin’ restless! Hurry, they may recede and we’ll fall! TO OUR DOOMS!”“Then it’s settled; I’m goin’ back to my former days of bad-assery! I play POWER BOND!!” A big, swirly black hole appeared.“That’s no Power Bond,” Jaden playfully remarked, “THAT’S a Polymerization! I should know!”“Aw, DAMN IT!! Well, I’ll fuse the Super Robot Helicopter Robot and Super Robot Steam Locomotive Robot cards in my hand to summon Super Robot Steam Locomotive Helicopter Robot, or SRSLHR for short!” And the black hole exploded, making a steam locomotive with a helicopter rotor on its side appear! (SRSLHR: 2200 Attack Points)“Sorry, but that wasn’t short, and that guy’s a pretty useless Fusion!” Jaden laughed! “Crap’s about to GO DOWN, JADEN!!” The waves responded to Syrus by exploding (hypothetically) behind him! “Time to go LOCO-MOTIVE! Use TRAIN TWISTER!!” Yep, I’m a bad-ass! The pain train’s rotors spun like MAD! It summoned a massive twister, which ate up Avian.“WHY MEEEEEE?!” he wailed. Nobody could see what was happening inside… EXCEPT FOR THE WAVES. And Avian. And the train which had just flown into it. “Woah,” Avian chuckled, “this is kinda cool! Wait, there’s a light… and it’s growing… HOLY CRAP!!” Several ‘woot-woot’ sounds came from the twister. “THERE’S A TRAIN IN HERE! OH, MAN, IT’S COMING—OWAAAAAAAAAH! GUUUURGH, IT CRUSHED MY LEEEGS! ARGH!! NOOOO, IT TURNED AROUND FOR MORE!! WAAAAAAGH… OH, I’M STILL ALI—NOOOOOOOOO, IT CRUSHED ME AGAIN!! I’M DEAD NOW! NO, FOR REAL! AHH!!” The twister disappeared and Jaden’s wave reared back.“Woah!” Jaden grunted. (Jaden: 2800 Life Points) “Well, then I use POLYMERIZATION, TOO!! And I gots a Clayman in my hand, too, yo.” A black hole appeared, AGAIN, and it absorbed Sparky and Clay-y. It quickly spat out Thunder Giant. (Thunder Giant: 2400 Attack Points)“Aw, man!”“’Aw’ is RIGHT!” Jaden yelled! “Plus, sorry to say, but you’re about as BADASS as RASPBERYL!”“Who’s THAT?!”“I dunno, maybe you’ll find out by our NEXT adventure. Anyways, Thunder Giant, blow that… THING up!” Thunder Giant responded in turn by punching the train. It blew up. “Now, I summon Elemental Hero Burstinatrix!!” The firey lady flew right next to Thunder Giant, making her look even smaller than usual. “Not Elemental Hero Flaming Dominatrix!!” Syrus cried, grabbing his head with both hands!“Close enough!” Jaden supported! (Flaming Dominatrix: 1200 Attack Points) “Double Attack Thunder Fire Go Yeah~” he ordered! They shot out a DAZZLING array of flames and electricity, urging Jaden’s wave to circle Syrus’ like a wild snake, preying on its prey! Then, it struck. It pushed Syrus over.“AAAAAAHH—ow.” Syrus had landed head-first into the sand, burying only his head, leaving the rest of his body standing straight up like a rod. (Syrus: 0 Life Points. GAME OVER) “That was awesome, Sy!” Jaden encouraged. He leaped off of his wave and plucked Syrus out like a radish.“That really sucked, man, sucked.” Syrus whimpered.“Whadda ya talkin’ ‘bout?” Jaden said. “It was COOL! Didja see how I WON?! Plus, there was a card you smiled at, so I at least know all but one thing can depress you.” Jaden picked up Syrus’ discarded cards, strewn across the beach. “Hey, you had POWER BOND ALL ALONG?! AND A LIMITER REMOVAL?! DAMN, MAN! THAT DUMB TRAIN WOULD’VE HAD 8800 ATTACK POINTS!! YOU WOULDA BEATEN ME IF YOU HADN’T SCREWED UP!! There’s hope for you yet!”“But what if I FORGET the NEXT TIME?! Wahahah!!” Syrus cried, as he ran away like a sissy. “What was THAT?!” Jaden wondered. “Wait, when he said his flashback aloud, I heard him say that Zane was dumb. He has problems with him!” Jaden smashed his fist into his palm! “THAT’S IT!! If I can show ZANE how dumb he is by beating him in a DUEl, THEN Syrus’ll be a better duelist! It’s the perfect plan!” Jaden ran off, excited about his awesome idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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