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He ran, he ran.

Look at this man.

 

A hat, a coat,

the man seems to float.

 

Around the corner, as fast as he can.

Look at this man. Look at this man.

 

The heat is too strong,

the man decided wrong.

 

Short. Too fast. No evidence for theft.

And twelve seconds left.

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What is a poem, but a scramble of words,

placed all together, maybe some verbs.

It need not make sense,

have a purpose or goal,

As long as it sounds nice,

Turkish salad bowl.

 

Some are witty,

some are sad.

Some are just plain bad.

 

Any shmoe can write a poem,

string them words together,

You can do it at home.

 

Its not so hard,

rather easy, you see

To write some useless...

Poetry.

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roses are red

violets are blue

Da Kitty's rule

 

Obey one and all

or you shall fall

or get crushed by a wall

 

aren't we forever

in this together

although wishing that never

 

does this make since

for you who has no sense

your mind so dense.

 

~Kitty Princess =D

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Rate this one. Or don't. I don't care, it was for the lulz anyways.

 

I went on a forum,

Yes an internet forum,

And found something I didn't like!

 

It was humid and cold,

This story I told (you),

When I could've been taking a hike!

 

It was a town of poems,

Yes a town of poems,

Most were sad and had little price!

 

It was boring and bland,

So stupid and grand,

I hated this movement we had!

 

But then one little day,

A Mod came to say,

These poems will be in a bag!

 

The bag was a thread,

The thread was so red,

So red from the blood that was shed!

 

I dwindled along,

Ignoring the songs,

The poems had ruined this place!

 

I found a troll,

A very nice troll,

Who smacked the Forum in the face!

 

The people who wrote,

These poems of boats,

And coats and loafs alike!

 

They loved their song,

But knew all along,

That others had hated it bad!

 

They hated critisism,

Lived life in a prism,

Were trapped in a bubble today!

 

They wanted to hear,

What we all want to hear,

That their song was very good!

 

But their song was bad,

So horribly bad,

That we had to use sar-casm.

 

I went on Google,

And searched "lulz",

And found a way to strike back.

 

I wrote this poem,

A story inside,

To talk of a time today.

 

How the morons combined,

Not lovely nor fine,

And created a movement I shunned.

 

It's called MOVEMENT.

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a Dark world

a world so Bland

but a light from online

gave me a hand.

 

i found a new world

free from all reality

and everyone had

their own personality

 

so in these new grounds

it was called YCM

Most everyone was happy

most all of them

 

i decided to stay

inside this site

i was called YM

all Day and all night

 

now i joined a club

amazing it all

i didn't appreciate it

which was my downfall

 

now on one snowy day

of the first of December

an intriguing thing happened

that we will all remember

 

about one month later

my alias was lame

so i went to the emporium

and got a new name

 

within these times

i left this forum thrice

so now i give one last line

i scurry like mice

 

last line out of bordem

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Please people, end this poetry phase.

It really is leaving us all in a daze.

 

This forum truly must be reaped.

For every night I cry myself to sleep.

 

This emo crap must be destroyed for good.

But not that the Mods ever could.

 

For they continue their poetry phase.

With their terrible emo escapades.

 

Please YCM, lend me your ear.

The time of judgment grows ever near.

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D= nu Alfred Kitteh like poetry... and there is nuthin wrong with Emo, ;P

 

The time grow near

the time which i fear

School time is here

 

time for classes

and people kissing a**es

and teachers with glasses

 

school time is here

and my record is clear

although i hear

 

it will not stay clear

for i am wanted

and I am taunted

 

they are after me

just for the glee

because they fear me

 

they fear my power

which grows every hour

and i will take over their tower

 

(I have seriously no idea... oh well.. same as usual XD just you everyday dose of Kitty =D)

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D= nu Alfred Kitteh like poetry... and there is nuthin wrong with Emo' date=' ;P

 

The time grow near

the time which i fear

School time is here

 

time for classes

and people kissing a**es

and teachers with glasses

 

school time is here

and my record is clear

although i hear

 

it will not stay clear

for i am wanted

and I am taunted

 

they are after me

just for the glee

because they fear me

 

they fear my power

which grows every hour

and i will take over their tower

 

(I have seriously no idea... oh well.. same as usual XD just you everyday dose of Kitty =D)

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You are Matt Damon.

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I know that I'd be killing an artform, as Icy would say.

 

Well, if you write a poem for fun, make it fun, not stupid, like WiiOmi's poem. That was stupid.

 

Stupid poems will be removed. I made this thread to cut down on the immature stupid poems written for the lulz. And I'm gonna keep it to its purpose.

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I know that I'd be killing an artform' date=' as Icy would say.

 

Well, if you write a poem for fun, make it fun, not stupid, like WiiOmi's poem. That was stupid.

 

Stupid poems will be removed. I made this thread to cut down on the immature stupid poems written for the lulz. And I'm gonna keep it to its purpose.

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Wasn't the purpose to write poetry, regardless of the content or purpose, here?

 

:/

 

I don't believe in artistic censorship.

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A Limerik.

 

This is a tale of a tree,

That fell on a man going pee,

He was out on the road,

Lightening his load,

Something you don't want to see.

 

Human Flaw

 

Can we stop this,

And by this you should know,

A human error that hurts,

Like stubbing your toe,

 

Its not like a stab,

Or a gouge in the heart,

More of an annoyance,

Of any sort.

 

Its something you know,

And something you see,

Sadly its not stopped.

Please Kill the Idiocy.

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When will that damn sun set?

This day has gone on too long.

I wish to forget it by dreaming of ideals

beyond reality.

Sunrise or sunset they ask. I have the answer.

When the sun rises, it beckons the day forward.

The sun brings with it work, boredom, life,

15 hours of living.

When the sun dies beyond the hills, it heralds

in the night, bringing rest, still, fantasy,

gone too soon.

When will that damn sun set?

I wish to be free.

 

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Comment! Nao!

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I know that I'd be killing an artform' date=' as Icy would say.

 

Well, if you write a poem for fun, make it fun, not stupid, like WiiOmi's poem. That was stupid.

 

Stupid poems will be removed. I made this thread to cut down on the immature stupid poems written for the lulz. And I'm gonna keep it to its purpose.

[/quote']

 

Wasn't the purpose to write poetry, regardless of the content or purpose, here?

 

:/

 

I don't believe in artistic censorship.

 

Officially, yes. But un-officially, the purpose was to clean out general from all of the stupid poems.

 

I dont like censorship either, but you people are making fun of an artform.

 

Fine, I'll make a deal. If your poems have to be about YCM or the internet, can they have a purpose other than being for the lulz?

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